#galpals... sisters.... NOPE

[lucyflawless]

kevin sorbo was right about one thing: Xena IS heavily into lesbianism and that's why it's so fucking good

[heyyallitsbeth]

Check Yes, Rat

On the 76th floor of Aincrad, a brigade of crusaders sat in the newly established bar of Agil. The party seemed to grow larger over time, now that the engine of Sword Art Online was unstable, bringing in unsuspecting hostages from other games, as well as trapping unfortunate souls within the backrooms of the code, the Hollow Area. Luckily, a raven haired boy had been there to catch the strays from Alfheim, GunGale and the Hollow Area, Leafa, Sinon and Philia. But even with a party growing ever larger, their leads on where to go from here were drying up. Assuming there even was somewhere to go from here, now that the game’s creator, Akihiko Kayaba had been killed. 

The black swordsman fidgeted in his seat before pulling up a message prompt.

“Look’s like we’re out of options. Last resort.”

The party looked on inquisitively as he effortlessly flicked out a message to the one person he trusted the most, but hadn’t spoken to in months.

“Kirito? Who are you messaging?” Asuna leaned against her partner.

“Oh, just our old mutual friend… With her skill and… Persistence... she’s probably already on the 76th floor.”

The rest of the party stiffened at the word “her”. While no words were spoken, the thought of another girl in their group caused a momentary flare of jealousy lost on the boy, who was struggling with his words.

“We’ve spoken after the beta but… Not since Asuna and I were married. God this will be awkward.” Kirito shuddered at the thought, a chill down his spine.

“Ah Kii-boy, lookin for me huh?”

A shadow of beige and blonde fell behind Kirito who jumped from his seat. The rest of the party glared daggers at him “Kii-boy?”

“Je-jeez…” Kirito clutched his chest and smirked “Agil didn’t tell me this bar had a rat problem…” He absentmindedly tussled the blonde hair of the short cloaked figure standing beside the group. 

“Heheh. Just missin’ ya Kii-boy. And I knew the best place ta look was anywhere that had the most pretty gals hangin’ about.” Her gaze drifted to the table of friends “Looks like I was spot on huh?”

“Well, your info is always spot on aint it?”

The group expected Kirito to emit a flustered response, as he did with every other girl’s teasing. But was met with a confidence ill-fitting the boy.

“Umm Kazuto who is this?” Leafa spoke up, asking the question everyone was too afraid to ask.

“Ah Kii-boy, you never told your galpals about your best friend? I’m hurt.” The rat’s tone shifted at ‘best friend’ with seductive, teasing tone that was picked up by everyone at the table.

“Heh. I know you well enough that if I shared any info about ya you’d make me pay.” Kirito giggled, a foreign sight to the party, as it seemed that only his daughter Yui could make him laugh.

“Aw, after all this time still considerin’ the feelin’s of lil ol me?”

“Nope, just your business.”

“Nyehehe. Well, I’ll give yall this info for free. I’m Argo.” The cloaked girl extended her hand to Leafa. 

“Or you can call her a Rat, right Asuna?” Kirito looked at Asuna, who was trying to stifle a laugh at the rest of the group.

“Yeah. This is our good rat Argo. She’s an info broker, and has been playing with Kirito since the beta.”

Leafa took the girl’s hand and briskly shook it. “Nice to meet you. I’m Kirito’s sister.”

The Rat looked taken aback for a moment, then snickered. “Ah Sugu! I’m surprised ya don’t remember me! Guess Kii-boy is the same IRL as in here, I must’ve just been another pretty gal he took home. Nyehehehe.”

“Aaaaaaaaaand I am gonna get a very, very, VERY stern talking to tonight. By a lot of people.” Kirito thought to himself.

“What? Kazuto never brought anyone home! Did you come in through a window or something?” Leafa was startled at the thought. “Another girl with Kazuto? In our home? And he was HIDING her?”

“Nyehehe. If you want any more info on me and Kii-boy you’ll need to buy it.” She pulled out her menu, and tapped a few submenus, one labelled ‘All Info On Kii-boy’. The girl’s looked on in horror as Argo scrolled through pages upon pages of info, all locked behind various Cor amounts. One even hit the cap, at absolute max Cor.

“Y’know, now that Sugu is here, I should offer a bit more to those bounties. Don’t need her to have that much ammo on me.” He lightly teased, but shot Argo a quick cash-injection.

“Aw Kii-boy, you really that scared about a lil, tiny, itty bitty secret like that?” She smirked knowingly.

“Oooooo Kirito and somethin ‘lil tiny itty bitty’? Color me curious~ Always suspected those two swords were compensatin’ for somethin~” Liz was laughing, she wouldn’t say it, but her mind travelled to places she would NEVER willingly admit.

“No, it aint that. ‘Sides, if you want that info so bad, you could just ask Asuna or Sugu for cheaper.”

“S-sugu?!?!?!” Philia slammed her drink down on the table, shaking the whole table.

“Yeah… Hate to say it, but that wouldn’t exactly be his ‘little’ secret” Leafa blushed, trying to look anywhere but the table.

“Gross.” Sinon shook her head and rested it on a fist. “This guy even hittin on his own sister? Shouldn’t be surprised…”

Kirito laughed to himself.

“Yea. Leafa here’s a real perv. Had to get a lock on our bathroom door cuz she kept peekin’ in on me showering.”

“K-KAZUTO!” The poor sylph went a crimson red.

“Nyeheheh. This is gold, pure gold.”

“Jeez Kirito. Sayin’ stuff like that when your wife’s in the room.” Liz teased at the boy.

Both Argo and Asuna moved to speak but were cut off by Kirito.

“You’re one to talk Liz, after you and Philia took me to a hot spring just to try and get a peek too.”

The pair of girls flushed as Asuna, Argo and Kirito all laughed.

“Jeez Kii-boy, you got busy with me out of pitcha. Any girls here who didn’t have their virgin eyes tainted by ya?”

Sinon and Silica went from pale to a light pink blush. Sinon played with her fingers, and Silica grabbed onto Pina for support.

“Nyehehehe. No wonder ya wanna keep that info a secret Kii-boy.”

Argo finally took a moment to pull up a chair to the table, right next to Kirito and Asuna, resting her head against the former.

“Yeah. Don’t want the mob against ya.” Kirito flicked the forehead of the rat.

“Ah our poor beata’. Always the lightnin rod of hate.” 

“Um. I’m sorry but could you tell us who Kirito is to you Miss Argo?” Silica pouted in her seat. “She’s so bold… Only Asuna is ever that touchy with Kirito…”

“Oh I’m just ya friendly neighbahood rat. Unless ya got the Cor to spend~” She rubbed her thumb against her index and middle finger, telling them silently ‘pay up’.

“Good thing Leafa is so oblivious, otherwise it wouldn’t be much of a secret.” Asuna laughed out.

“Oh I’m great at hidin’, dontcha worry your pretty lil head A-chan”

“Wait. With all of us here, we could probably pool enough Cor to buy the info.” Sinon spoke up with a taunting smile.

Both Argo and Kirito gulped, Argo’s facade of confidence quickly deteriorated as the girls began counting cor together.

“Waitwaitwait-”

“Suppose we brought this on ourselves.” Kirito shook his head. “I am gonna get killed tonight.”

…

“So firstly, how exactly do you know Kirito?” Silica frowned out. 

“I may be a rat, but I don’t lie. Kii-boy and I met in SAO’s beta days, and partied together to test some features.”

“That’s a shock. Kirito always hated getting involved in guilds and parties.” Liz looked upset at the idea of Kirito and this girl hanging out like that.

“Argo basically forced me into it.”

“Nyeheheh. You never complained, did ya?”

“Oh I did constantly, you just ignored me.”

“Anyways, that’s why I had ta visit him IRL. Gotta make sure alllllll~ the sensations in SAO matched outside.” She playfully teased out at the girls.

“Um. Kirito what exactly were you and Argo testing?” Philia slumped down with her head resting against the table, utterly defeated.

“Oh Kii-boy is wonderful~ he was so kind to do everything~ I asked of him.”

Kirito sighed, knowing Argo would simply make things worse from here.

“Argo and I were the only pair of guy and girl beta testers who remotely liked eachother’s presence. So we got a bit of a direct order from the top to test a few things.” 

Kirito lifted up his hand to the party, revealing his shining silver wedding band.

“Argo and I were asked to test the wedding feature, and all of the benefits.”

The air in the room was frozen. The tense atmosphere could be cut with a knife. But it was cut short by the snort and stifled laugh of Asuna.

“Heh. Dorks.”

“Asuna?! Aren’t you upset at this homewrecker!” Liz shouted out at her friend.

“Please. If anything it’s the other way around.” Asuna smiled softly and wrapped her fingers in an embrace with Kirito’s.

“If anything, I think Asuna might just like to watch.” Sinon muttered bluntly.

“Nyeheheh. We could give her a good show Sinonon~”

“Wait so when you say you had to test all the sensations-” Leafa’s eyes got wide

“Nyehehehehehe. There’s a reason Kii-boy gotcha those noise-cancellin’ headphones Sugu.” 

Leafa buried her head in her hands in embarrassment.

“Wait so you and Kirito?...” Liz’s voice was weak and trailed off.

“Yuh huh! The whole nine yards! Kii-boy really knows how to treat a lady~, right A-chan?”

Asuna blushed at the Rat’s question.

“Jeez… I would’ve liked to think I’d recognize when Kazuto brought a girl home…” Leafa sulked.

“So Kirito’s first time wasn’t with Asuna?” Silica was practically hyperventilating.

The boy and the rat shared a laugh as Kirito stroked the hair of the small beast tamer.

“Eh, there’s some stuff only A-chan can provide of course.” Argo pressed her index fingers against eachother.

“Don’t feel bad about not realizing I brought home Argo, Sugu. Not like she goes by that name IRL.” The boy smirked and looked down at Argo.

“Oh playin with fire Kii-boy? You know you’ll get burned.”

“After this conversation, I’m gonna get killed anyways. Might as well have some fun with it.”

“Nyehehe. I suppose that’s fair. But yea, chin up Leafa. You probably wouldntve noticed lil ol me. I’m sure im not the only ~boyfriend~ Kii-boy brought home” The rat laughed and Kirito blushed.

“B-BOYFRIEND???” The table blurted out.

“Wait Argo does that mean you’re a guy? And Kirito is-” Silica looked at Kirito, eyes widening.

Sinon’s head filled with a word that’d get her banned from various public forums, even if she could reclaim it.

“Guy? No. Bisexual? Yes.” Argo answered bluntly.

“This funky rat is transgender. But she’s as much of a girl as any of yall. And if I hear anything against it…” He lightly tapped his a sword on his back.

“Oh. Huh. Neat. Me too actually.” Sinon chirped, pleasantly surprised. “And now that I know Kirito likes girls like me…”

“Wait wait wait I feel like we’re glossing over the whole ‘Kirito has two wives’ bit.” Philia butted in. “I feel like that is important to address.”

“We’re stuck in a death game and you’re worried about the ethics of polyamory?” Asuna coldly responded. “With how much you all flirt with my husband I’d assumed you were fine with it.”

The table turned to bickering and gossiping as Kirito and Argo slinked away.

“Well that went better than expected.” Argo let out a breath she didn’t even realize she’d been holding.

“Yeah. I’m just glad they didn’t ask who was the top.”

Kirito and Argo laughed to themselves before discussing plans for clearing the future floors. Now the group had gotten larger yet again. But something struck itself in Kirito’s head.

“Hmm both Argo and Sinon huh… I wonder if I’m…” the thought cut itself short, and they shook their head “heh. We can worry about that silly thought later.”

[heyyallitsbethfanfic]

Check Yes, Rat

On the 76th floor of Aincrad, a brigade of crusaders sat in the newly established bar of Agil. The party seemed to grow larger over time, now that the engine of Sword Art Online was unstable, bringing in unsuspecting hostages from other games, as well as trapping unfortunate souls within the backrooms of the code, the Hollow Area. Luckily, a raven haired boy had been there to catch the strays from Alfheim, GunGale and the Hollow Area, Leafa, Sinon and Philia. But even with a party growing ever larger, their leads on where to go from here were drying up. Assuming there even was somewhere to go from here, now that the game’s creator, Akihiko Kayaba had been killed. 

The black swordsman fidgeted in his seat before pulling up a message prompt.

“Look’s like we’re out of options. Last resort.”

The party looked on inquisitively as he effortlessly flicked out a message to the one person he trusted the most, but hadn’t spoken to in months.

“Kirito? Who are you messaging?” Asuna leaned against her partner.

“Oh, just our old mutual friend… With her skill and… Persistence... she’s probably already on the 76th floor.”

The rest of the party stiffened at the word “her”. While no words were spoken, the thought of another girl in their group caused a momentary flare of jealousy lost on the boy, who was struggling with his words.

“We’ve spoken a bit after the beta but… Not since Asuna and I were married. God this will be awkward.” Kirito shuddered at the thought, a chill down his spine.

“Ah Kii-boy, lookin for me huh?”

A shadow of beige and blonde fell behind Kirito who jumped from his seat. The rest of the party glared daggers at him “Kii-boy?”

“Je-jeez…” Kirito clutched his chest and smirked “Agil didn’t tell me this bar had a rat problem…” He absentmindedly tussled the blonde hair of the short cloaked figure standing beside the group. 

“Heheh. Just missin’ ya Kii-boy. And I knew the best place ta look was anywhere that had the most pretty gals hangin’ about.” Her gaze drifted to the table of friends “Looks like I was spot on huh?”

“Well, your info is always spot on aint it?”

The group expected Kirito to emit a flustered response, as he did with every other girl’s teasing. But was met with a confidence ill-fitting the boy.

“Umm Kazuto who is this?” Leafa spoke up, asking the question everyone was too afraid to ask.

“Ah Kii-boy, you never told your galpals about your best friend? I’m hurt.” The rat’s tone shifted at ‘best friend’ with seductive, teasing tone that was picked up by everyone at the table.

“Heh. I know you well enough that if I shared any info about ya you’d make me pay.” Kirito giggled, a foreign sight to the party, as it seemed that only his daughter Yui could make him laugh.

“Aw, after all this time still considerin’ the feelin’s of lil ol me?”

“Nope, just your business.”

“Nyehehe. Well, I’ll give yall this info for free. I’m Argo.” The cloaked girl extended her hand to Leafa. 

“Or you can call her a Rat, right Asuna?” Kirito looked at Asuna, who was trying to stifle a laugh at the rest of the group.

“Yeah. This is our good rat Argo. She’s an info broker, and has been playing with Kirito since the beta.”

Leafa took the girl’s hand and briskly shook it. “Nice to meet you. I’m Kirito’s sister.”

The Rat looked taken aback for a moment, then snickered. “Ah Sugu! I’m surprised ya don’t remember me! Guess Kii-boy is the same IRL as in here, I must’ve just been another pretty gal he took home. Nyehehehe.”

“Aaaaaaaaaand I am gonna get a very, very, VERY stern talking to tonight. By a lot of people.” Kirito thought to himself.

“What? Kazuto never brought anyone home! Did you come in through a window or something?” Leafa was startled at the thought. “Another girl with Kazuto? In our home? And he was HIDING her?”

“Nyehehe. If you want any more info on me and Kii-boy you’ll need to buy it.” She pulled out her menu, and tapped a few submenus, one labelled ‘All Info On Kii-boy’. The girl’s looked on in horror as Argo scrolled through pages upon pages of info, all locked behind various Cor amounts. One even hit the cap, at absolute max Cor.

“Y’know, now that Sugu is here, I should offer a bit more to those bounties. Don’t need her to have that much ammo on me.” He lightly teased, but shot Argo a quick cash-injection.

“Aw Kii-boy, you really that scared about a lil, tiny, itty bitty secret like that?” She smirked knowingly.

“Oooooo Kirito and somethin ‘lil tiny itty bitty’? Color me curious~ Always suspected those two swords were compensatin’ for somethin~” Liz was laughing, she wouldn’t say it, but her mind travelled to places she would NEVER willingly admit.

“No, it aint that. ‘Sides, if you want that info so bad, you could just ask Asuna or Sugu for cheaper.”

“S-sugu?!?!?!” Philia slammed her drink down on the table, shaking the whole table.

“Yeah… Hate to say it, but that wouldn’t exactly be his ‘little’ secret” Leafa blushed, trying to look anywhere but the table.

“Gross.” Sinon shook her head and rested it on a fist. “This guy even hittin on his own sister? Shouldn’t be surprised…”

Kirito laughed to himself.

“Yea. Leafa here’s a real perv. Had to get a lock on our bathroom door cuz she kept peekin’ in on me showering.”

“K-KAZUTO!” The poor sylph went a crimson red.

“Nyeheheh. This is gold, pure gold.”

“Jeez Kirito. Sayin’ stuff like that when your wife’s in the room.” Liz teased at the boy.

Both Argo and Asuna moved to speak but were cut off by Kirito.

“You’re one to talk Liz, after you and Philia took me to a hot spring just to try and get a peek too.”

The pair of girls flushed as Asuna, Argo and Kirito all laughed.

“Jeez Kii-boy, you got busy with me out of pitcha. Any girls here who didn’t have their virgin eyes tainted by ya?”

Sinon and Silica went from pale to a light pink blush. Sinon played with her fingers, and Silica grabbed onto Pina for support.

“Nyehehehe. No wonder ya wanna keep that info a secret Kii-boy.”

Argo finally took a moment to pull up a chair to the table, right next to Kirito and Asuna, resting her head against the former.

“Yeah. Don’t want the mob against ya.” Kirito flicked the forehead of the rat.

“Ah our poor beata’. Always the lightnin rod of hate.” 

“Um. I’m sorry but could you tell us who Kirito is to you Miss Argo?” Silica pouted in her seat. “She’s so bold… Only Asuna is ever that touchy with Kirito…”

“Oh I’m just ya friendly neighbahood rat. Unless ya got the Cor to spend~” She rubbed her thumb against her index and middle finger, telling them silently ‘pay up’.

“Good thing Leafa is so oblivious, otherwise it wouldn’t be much of a secret.” Asuna laughed out.

“Oh I’m great at hidin’, dontcha worry your pretty lil head A-chan”

“Wait. With all of us here, we could probably pool enough Cor to buy the info.” Sinon spoke up with a taunting smile.

Both Argo and Kirito gulped, Argo’s facade of confidence quickly deteriorated as the girls began counting cor together.

“Waitwaitwait-”

“Suppose we brought this on ourselves.” Kirito shook his head. “I am gonna get killed tonight.”

…

“So firstly, how exactly do you know Kirito?” Silica frowned out. 

“I may be a rat, but I don’t lie. Kii-boy and I met in SAO’s beta days, and partied together to test some features.”

“That’s a shock. Kirito always hated getting involved in guilds and parties.” Liz looked upset at the idea of Kirito and this girl hanging out like that.

“Argo basically forced me into it.”

“Nyeheheh. You never complained, did ya?”

“Oh I did constantly, you just ignored me.”

“Anyways, that’s why I had ta visit him IRL. Gotta make sure alllllll~ the sensations in SAO matched outside.” She playfully teased out at the girls.

“Um. Kirito what exactly were you and Argo testing?” Philia slumped down with her head resting against the table, utterly defeated.

“Oh Kii-boy is wonderful~ he was so kind to do everything~ I asked of him.”

Kirito sighed, knowing Argo would simply make things worse from here.

“Argo and I were the only pair of guy and girl beta testers who remotely liked eachother’s presence. So we got a bit of a direct order from the top to test a few things.” 

Kirito lifted up his hand to the party, revealing his shining silver wedding band.

“Argo and I were asked to test the wedding feature, and all of the benefits.”

The air in the room was frozen. The tense atmosphere could be cut with a knife. But it was cut short by the snort and stifled laugh of Asuna.

“Heh. Dorks.”

“Asuna?! Aren’t you upset at this homewrecker!” Liz shouted out at her friend.

“Please. If anything it’s the other way around.” Asuna smiled softly and wrapped her fingers in an embrace with Kirito’s.

“If anything, I think Asuna might just like to watch.” Sinon muttered bluntly.

“Nyeheheh. We could give her a good show Sinonon~”

“Wait so when you say you had to test all the sensations-” Leafa’s eyes got wide

“Nyehehehehehe. There’s a reason Kii-boy gotcha those noise-cancellin’ headphones Sugu.” 

Leafa buried her head in her hands in embarrassment.

“Wait so you and Kirito?...” Liz’s voice was weak and trailed off.

“Yuh huh! The whole nine yards! Kii-boy really knows how to treat a lady~, right A-chan?”

Asuna blushed at the Rat’s question.

“Jeez… I would’ve liked to think I’d recognize when Kazuto brought a girl home…” Leafa sulked.

“So Kirito’s first time wasn’t with Asuna?” Silica was practically hyperventilating.

The boy and the rat shared a laugh as Kirito stroked the hair of the small beast tamer.

“Eh, there’s some stuff only A-chan can provide of course.” Argo pressed her index fingers against eachother.

“Don’t feel bad about not realizing I brought home Argo, Sugu. Not like she goes by that name IRL.” The boy smirked and looked down at Argo.

“Oh playin with fire Kii-boy? You know you’ll get burned.”

“After this conversation, I’m gonna get killed anyways. Might as well have some fun with it.”

“Nyehehe. I suppose that’s fair. But yea, chin up Leafa. You probably wouldntve noticed lil ol me. I’m sure im not the only ~boyfriend~ Kii-boy brought home” The rat laughed and Kirito blushed.

“B-BOYFRIEND???” The table blurted out.

“Wait Argo does that mean you’re a guy? And Kirito is-” Silica looked at Kirito, eyes widening.

Sinon’s head filled with a word that’d get her banned from various public forums, even if she could reclaim it.

“Guy? No. Bisexual? Yes.” Argo answered bluntly.

“This funky rat is transgender. But she’s as much of a girl as any of yall. And if I hear anything against it…” He lightly tapped his a sword on his back.

“Oh. Huh. Neat. Me too actually.” Sinon chirped, pleasantly surprised. “And now that I know Kirito likes girls like me…”

“Wait wait wait I feel like we’re glossing over the whole ‘Kirito has two wives’ bit.” Philia butted in. “I feel like that is important to address.”

“We’re stuck in a death game and you’re worried about the ethics of polyamory?” Asuna coldly responded. “With how much you all flirt with my husband I’d assumed you were fine with it.”

The table turned to bickering and gossiping as Kirito and Argo slinked away.

“Well that went better than expected.” Argo let out a breath she didn’t even realize she’d been holding.

“Yeah. I’m just glad they didn’t ask who was the top.”

Kirito and Argo laughed to themselves before discussing plans for clearing the future floors. Now the group had gotten larger yet again. But something struck itself in Kirito’s head.

“Hmm both Argo and Sinon huh… I wonder if I’m…” the thought cut itself short, and they shook their head “heh. We can worry about that silly thought later.”

[littlemeangreen]

Since you like my alt-Marauders (WHICH IM SO HAPPY FOR) how about challenge for headcanons of them interacting with the Smashers, as allies or foes or just a chance encounter? No need to, I just thought it might be something you'd have fun with!

@thecorteztwins k I'm suddenly in a big writing mood so!! FINALLY getting around to this I'm so sorry sksksk

For anyone who doesn't know: Thecorteztwins has an amazing au where she's collected Haven (thicc angel lady who was possessed by a demon disguised as a baby), Claudine (Miss Sinister),Madelyne (clone of Jean Grey), Pyro, Sebastian Shaw, Shinobi Shaw and sometimes Alice (a clone being tested by Claudine)!

I feel like the first few days are really testy. Everyone's got some bone to pick, the usual. But the biggest thing? The name. A brief encounter with paparazzi ends with their name and the reactions go from Pyro and Claudine scoffing at how silly it sounds and what a rip off it is (Pyro being a writer?? U KNOW he wouldn't stand for Alt Marauders) to Shaw sighing about the fact that he's been stuck on a team with a cliche super nickname.

Then there's personal names because once again, Pryo and Shinobi both agree that everyone needs a name to reapply make them unique! Hardly anyone goes for it, ranging from Haven's soft "no thank you" to Shaw punting Pyro into a wall. Madelyne is slightly soft for Pyro's RPG themed alias ideas for her and less than impressed for Shinobi's idea of "Mad Milf".

Alice....I'm definitely thinking she gets nicknamed "White Rabbit" or "Wonderland" because; 1) no one can leave her out of getting a name. 2) Pyro 100% would give a cheesy media related name and 3) I like the very small connections of white rabbit to the white and red queens in Alice in Wonderland (and 4) rabbits always get experimented on :).

Gamma Gals having amazing duos with the ladies of the Marauders? Absolutely!!

Jen and Haven, being an amazing duo and I feel like they'd be the two who would have that issue where they're the only ones who can save the day and end up learning a lot from each other? Haven is probably thanking her stars that she finally gets to meet a hero who believes in her kindness just as much as she does (S H A W).

Just....Haven being able to meet an even bigger woman and trading stories and being GalPals(TM). Its a really interesting concept to me that Haven is someone who was deliberately used to destroy and Jen is someone who's entire identity is formed around smashing and destruction. It's probably rather cathartic to be working with someone who purely doesn't want to resort to violence immediately and who has been used (Haven by her demon and Jen by different people).

But also learning something from each other? Haven being able to see that sometimes you do need to fight for what you love and Haven proves to Jen that even after all this time, it isn't the muscle or power that can save everything, it's her and her drive and will alone. Catch Red and Shaw scoffing about it.

Speaking of, those two could either REALLY clash or really get along, no imbetweens. Have we found another old man for Shaw to wrestle with, Roman style??? (Ngl that would be hot in a sick way)

Skaar and Shinobi? Both long haired, beautiful, sons of big figures, grew up in abusive environments,,,,its a duo. Just put Shinobi into a mini team with Skaar and Daken and we have the "Black haired brood squad"

Rick and Pyro working together to have a joint production??? FIrebomb productions baby!! My podcast ideas? Absolutely would happen when you combine these two and its hell. Aka; Rick and Pyro gossip on their podcast and give advice to starting heroes as immortals and smack talk. But also outside of that I imagine they can get along a lot in the "had a hard time accepting stuff" and "we were heroes who often did a lot for others and got disregarded and hurt for it".

Pyro: Hey if I set you on fire can you become a flaming bowling ball

Rick: well let's fine out!!

Red and Shaw....there's a lot there. Both are old men who have been pressed on in their lives and affected by masculine presences in their lives...both are regarded as awful shitbags but they're both MUCH more complex and driven by a need for power and stability...lots of thoughts here.

Shaw and Red are one team you do NOT wanna mess with because two old men who are perfectly willing to do what's needed? Red can respect a man willing to get his hands dirty with clear means and Shaw can probably like a guy who has the drive to do what he believes is the better good. Also big hulk man who can give you endless power.

But also differences in them because Shaw abused and continues to abuse Shinobi while Red neglected and most likely emotionally abused Betty but it seemingly trying to make a difference in it now that she's come back? I feel like these two probably have a SUPER in depth conversation when forced to or alone and then never speak about it again.

Spending of Betty! Her and Madelyne?? What a DUO they're litreally a great mix because Maddie is a clone of Jean, Betty was assumed to be a clone at first and often has to suffer being the "domintrix" she hulk. Both have serious issues with their mental health and identities as well as dealing with their lives being ruled or devoted to men who ruin them. Both want freedom and have such passion! I just....so much to say about these two and the similarities. They're both red.

But yeah Phoenix and Harpy?? Skksks Maddie voice: I'm FIRE HARPY nOW

Am I still yelling for her hero name to be Griffin because of how mystical they are and being a bird and lion??? Yeah.

Also sad thoughts but,,,gals talking about their lost kids (Maddie with Nate and Betty suffered a miscarriage induced from stress), the stress of their lovers and who they've lost to (Jean, Emma, Caiera, Jarella,,,) and being manipulated by men for their power (Maddie by Sinister into Goblyn queen and Betty by Leader into Red She-hulk, Harpy, both died).

Anyway point is I can fully see them two just CLICKING or fighting a lot at first until someone points out just how similar they are. Then? Maddie and Betty out here being the brand new Thelma and Louise. Red and Black styles, willing to use force but protect the innocent, both take Alice and this cute kid that Betty absolutely mother henned in her run and,,,two moms and their talented daughters pls step out the way sir.

Tbh I don't think I have much for Samuel apart form him having a small crush on Claudine (and like,,,,not in That Sense, but Samuel does have a big history of falling for smart women or just...OP women). And then a series of gags where Haven wants to know him because he's like Shaw but also incredibly different in thinking and everytime she walks into the room,,,,Samuel is doing some horrific experiment and she just NOPES OUT. Shaw wants to make use of this but it goes horribly wrong oh God why did he try.

Lyra! I just....feel like there could be a lot for her and Claudine and Alice. Lyra was genetically engineered to be used in a war and was bullied relentlessly for being "half man" which...is rather transphobic and sexist but that's her storyline and it's too deeply embedded for me to headcanon over it so...sighs.

But yeah!!! Lyra taking Alice and giving her a night of being able to just....be whoever that night, not being pressured to have an identity of the sorts from anyone and just being able to fight people with a giant green woman. Probably has a lot of deep talks later that night with Lyra, sitting over a building and eating ice cream because it was one of the first things Bruce shared with her and a first realisation that Lyra could be more than someone's daughter.

100% would picture this with Carmilla (Lyra's sister and...also messy kinda clone) or Laura Kinney hopping along and!! Clone weapon woman team!! I could GET INTO this!!! Just...pls marvel give me a team of women overcoming abuse and forming identities among each other and cool women,,,,

But also Lyra admittedly would respect Claudine for her skills and her...tenacity? Yeah, that. She has strength and guts and Lyra probably actually tells her that she'd rather get experimented on by Miss Sinister than some pig of a man and Claudine just "thhhanks?"

Hulk,,,,funny enough I don't think I have many ideas for him yet? Probably gets into a fair few fights with Shaw and Haven over different stuff, Maddie has a bome to pick for Betty,,,I am,,,blank.

I feel like a lot of things for him would be Haven trying to break through into him, maybe each of the Marauders dealing with different parts of the system? I can imagine Shinobi and Pyro don't have a high opinion of the oversized dad until Bruce turns super ashen pale and immediately Joe starts yelling for some whisky and GIRLS....and a fella or two for matchstick and ghost baby here.

Maddie thinking that he's another Scott and then finding out that Hulk's thing is more complicated than Scott simply looking for Jean again. Also Maddie demands that she will forcefully adopt Hulk's kids and these two bonding over abusive dads???

But uh,,,that's about it!! Hope you liked it!!! I probably could easily delve into more thoughts if there's anything specific for me to set my mind on.

[cosmicats]

Answer every question.

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

“Goodmorning baby”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re Galpals ofc. Nah, I love her, she’s my girlfriend.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Yes, I want them safe.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Nah

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

No

7. What does your last received text say?

“skype baby?”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Too many to count. still not enough

9. Where was your last kiss at?

ummmm a car

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have a sister but I saw one of my sister-in-law’s last Christmas

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Juice or milk or coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Nah

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Yes.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

That’s an ideal scenario 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Yeah

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

No

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

For sure

20. Does anyone like you?

Yes

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Yeah.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

yes

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

definitely

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

oh definitely

25. In the past week have you cried?

yeah but happy crying

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Boxer cause that’s my dog’s breed

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Both

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

No? Kind of. I dunno.

29. Do you think you’re old?

In a way, yes

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes

31. What type of day are you having?

Slowwwww

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Yes, I’m getting my septum done this year 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes!

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Man I dunno

37. What song are you listening to?

I’m not right now

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yeah.39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yess40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

I honestly think she’s the nicest person I’ve ever met. She’s extremely genuine and sincere. She’s so kind. She’s so fucking beautiful, inside and out. God, that smile too. You can’t help but get so hung up on that smile..41. When did you last receive a text message?

like ten minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

Tired, ig43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

I’d say very well44. Does anyone disgust you?

Yes.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

No, I’m happy where I am with my girlfriend.46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yeah.47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mom48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

no50. Anyone you’re giving up on?no51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

not at all

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yeah.

53. Do you like rain?

Sometimes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? As long as it’s in a safe environment and in moderation

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

yeah 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Yesss57. Are you shy?

Yeah 58. Do you get along with girls?

I think?59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yes lmao I still am 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Chapstick lmao 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Yeah, as long as I could have someone with me cause I don’t want to alone 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yeah. Easy. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Yes.64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Mhm.65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

Maybe? I dunno. Probably.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

17, 18, 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   

idk i dont do my nails tbh 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    i dunno lmao69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    I dont like country so Lil Wayne ig 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    Last Sunday73. Do you like diet soda?    My dad is diabetic so that’s all I grew up w/ so I don’t taste a difference between diet and regular74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Dark blue75. Are you 16 or older? 

I’m 18, yeah   76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

No but i kinda want to t b h.77. Do you have a job?    

Not right now  78. What are your initials?    

AMD79. Did you ever have braces?    

I have them now80. Are you from the south?    

Yeah, Tennessee

81. What does your last status on facebook say?   

Probably some meme but I’m not on fb much 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    No not really83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

Neither84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? 

No  85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

God. I think it was Suicide Squad.

86. Do you smoke?    

No87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

flip flops88. Is your phone touch screen?    Yeah89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 

straight   90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

nope91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

river or a lake92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Yeah93. …Had sex in a car?    

no94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   

sleeping or talking to Jalyn 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

3rd of July last year97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    sure98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

no 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    no100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    probably101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    nah 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    When I was little I remember I really liked Cannibal lmao. But really I like any of her songs.

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  

probably getting a slight one on my thighs from my shorts.  104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  

Maybe just to be stupid but never seriously lmao