#galaxysmashed

[penniesfortheferryman]

"Do you feel as it has? If you must question it then, well, it more than likely, is not true." Kharon offers, a skeletal hand moving from under his robes to gently touch Wades cheek., "Or is this all because I don't have my skin on?"

@galaxysmashed // closed.

[goddamnmuses]

@galaxysmashed like for a starter from Rocket

"Huh. Says here.. You're a liar."

[idontkillorphans]

"I heard that you're what the cool kids call, 'therapy dick'."

"I need real friends."

[roastyoualive]

INJURY STARTERS

@galaxysmashed asked: "Did you dislocate a finger?" (Wade)

“Ugh, maybe.” He groans, shaking his hand. That would explain a few things. Like the way his hand creaks when he tries to make a fist. Ugh, that sucked. And it was going to keep sucking unless he did something about it. A grimace passes over Warren’s face as he holds his hand out, examining the fingers. Yup, one of them was definitely bent in a weird way. Not bad enough to be a break - he hadn’t had a broken bone in forever - but bad. 

“God damnit.” He mutters. He knows Wade probably won't care, but it's force of habit to keep it quiet. He shakes his hand once, twice, three times. It doesn’t help. “Alright, give me a sec.” Dangerous words to hear from him. With a breath, he grabs his finger and pulls. There’s a faint pop… And it’s back in place. Warren swallows down a grimace and shoves his hands in his pockets.

“There. Problem solved.”

[deliciousfear]

As soon as IT sees them, the large clown currently crouched on the ground begins to purr and drool wildly. Clearly happy to see the other, and was ready to receive some kind of pets or affection of some kind. 

           “HEL-lo.” IT sings as a happy giggle bubbles up their throat.

@galaxysmashed​ // closed.

[fragmentmemories]

 ℒ

Send ℒ For My Muse's Reaction to Suddenly Realizing They’re in Love With Yours. | accepting

There's a little stutter in her chest, where her heart used to be--Ah! A little sparrow resides there now. Fluttering. Singing! It is as her stories told, as the old songs said, as the faeries predicted would happen.

Cinderella--Her Cinderella. Of course. Of course! The only other soul in the world she's spoken to. Bared her heart to! The only other lonely soul in the world who speaks the same language as she, who dreams the same dream.

Briar hums, spins, laughs! And the forest is brighter, in that moment.

[justafleck]

Note ( zorii)

[goddamndaddies]

Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

“Fuck.. I should wake up like this more often.”

[thefortuneseeker]

"I probably need to stop saying 'ooo titties! ' every time an advertisement for bras shows up on my phone."

“Boobs are nice… they come in every size, shapes and colours…To boobs.” She raises her lit blunt into the air before inhaling the green herb once again. At this point, she was high as a rock.

[ironsteed]

❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜

"I was not aware we were friends. Are we friends?"

[seekesotsibteadmist]

Saima isn't sure what to make of this situation but given what they could have been caught doing, it's .. fine. It's probably fine.

"Well, it seems like you're trying your best there." They can't really begrudge him the effort.

".. any progress being made there?"

"I... guess you could say that." There wasn't really much he could do to deny the full blown conversation he'd been having with a bear. At least this wasn't the worst thing he could have been caught doing.

"Someone's got to teach him to not be a menace to society," this time he ignores the bear's huffs of protest, but he does elbow the creature's side to get it to go back down onto all fours.

[penniesfortheferryman]

"Penis for the ferryman?"

"Yes."

@galaxysmashed

[goddamnmuses]

@galaxysmashed liked for a starter from Harry

"Do you have any idea how distracting you're being?"

[idontkillorphans]

this is the last time i ask you for help. i promise.

"YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TURN TO" PROMPTS

"Promises promises..." Sleip hummed. "And you dont need to worry about it. "

[roastyoualive]

RANDOM ASKS

@galaxysmashed asked: "So... are your parents looking for a third yet?.... Or a fourth?" (Also Wade) 

“Ugh, dude, really?” Warren wrinkled his nose. "Don't be a creep."

[deliciousfear]

"Hmm, I can offer you a balloon?"

@galaxysmashed // Closed.