#galaxys force au

[carcassarkis]

Ok so my "Big Idea" post from earlier last week

I've written one of those classic Star Wars scrawl title things and some character details for those interested in this TFA AU!! I'm going to be calling it the "galaxy's force" AU from now on so it'll be easier to find :)

Title Scrawl:

Trouble in the galaxy! The vile FIRST ORDER has made its move against the NEW GALACTIC REPUBLIC. Supreme Leader SNOKE has sent some of his personal militia with teams of troopers to invade planets with low defenses. The most notably successful of these invasions was led by his very own Force user, known by most only as THE KNIGHT!

In response to these attacks, Senator LEIA ORGANA and her partner, HAN SOLO, built up a RESISTANCE army. Many citizens of the New Republic are against the First Order, but will they be enough to stop Snoke and The Knight?

Meanwhile, a mysterious figure calling themselves a JEDI has appeared on Jakku. Senator Organa sends a small fighter to investigate these claims!

Character Details:

SUPREME LEADER SNOKE: Leader of the First Order. Horrifically scarred and disfigured, seems to have appeared from nowhere a mere 5 years after the Fall of the Empire. Age undetermined. Appears to be somewhere between 65-80 standard years.

THE KNIGHT: Snoke’s only Force user. Wears an impressive suit of armor and carries an unstable red lightsaber with a crossguard. Armor seems to be made of imitation beskar. Age determined to be between 19-25 standard years. Identity unknown.

SENATOR LEIA ORGANA: One of the founders of the New Galactic Republic. She maintains the honorary status of “senator” due to her services, but no longer participates in the Senate after the end of her term. Carries her lightsaber – blue – everywhere, despite never using it. Lives on Naboo. Age 58 standard years.

HAN SOLO: Husband of Senator Organa. Has a business in shipping, mainly partnered with Bespin and those nearby. Is almost never on-planet, but loves to spend time with his wife when he is on Naboo. Always on the lookout for someone important. Age 65 standard years.

REY SKYWALKER: Padawan learner of Luke Skywalker. Regarded as his daughter, if not by blood. Basically adopted her after her parents tried to save her from some sort of family curse. Has a blue lightsaber. Unclear if it belongs to her. Age determined to be between 14-17 standard years.

LUKE SKYWALKER: The last Jedi Master. Vanished off the face of the galaxy after the disaster that killed half his students, sent a quarter missing, and took the other quarter with him. Has a green lightsaber. Age 58 standard years.

POE DAMERON: Pilot for the Resistance. Well-regarded by cohorts, and jokingly called the “Senator’s son” due to his high esteem. Quietly, of course, as everyone knows. Son of an ex-First Order loyalist who saved him from being forced into spice running on Kajimi. Age 21 standard years.

FN-2187: Stormtrooper in the First Order. Captain of a squad of troopers with designations FM through HO. One of the main squads to accompany The Knight on excursions for Snoke. If asked by members outside the Order, he will state that his station is merely “sanitation.” Age determined to be 20-21 standard years.

   FM-1849: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 18-19 standard years.

   FX-0367: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 22-24 standard years.

   GB-1214: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 20-21 standard years.

   GE-0101: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 24-25 standard years.

   GI-0803: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 22-23 standard years.

   GW-3295: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 17-19 standard years.

   HC-1654: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 19-21 standard years.

   HF-2250: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 24-26 standard years.

   HK-0231: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 18-19 standard years.

   HO-3999: Stormtrooper under FN-2187. Age determined to be 15-17 standard years.

PHASMA: Stormtrooper in the First Order. Frequently called by the title “Captain,” but seems to be of a higher rank. Commandeers all stormtroopers on-ground, unless overridden by Snoke or one of the leading Generals. Age determined to be around 30-34 standard years.

LEADING GENERAL HUX: One of the 5 Leading Generals in the First Order. Unclear if “Armitage Hux” is real name or just a title. A harsh man. Often seems to be a precedent to The Knight. Age determined to be around 23-27 standard years.

BB-8: Small, orange-and-white astromech. Accompanies Poe Dameron on flights. Seems relatively new; acts like a puppy.

[ellen-andriodo]

INTRODUCING MY GALAXY FORCE/CYBERTRON TRANSFORMER OC!!!

Sunny ☀️

Her real name was kagaya amako, 'Sunny' is just her fake name!! She's a Japanese young lady who's actually a demon since her birth, she has a older sister named 'Yasuko Tsukiko' whose fake name is Morris!

In the series (My Au)

Sunny was introduced in ep 20, she was sleeping in lucy Suzuki's car and she was seen by Coby as he noticed her sleeping, (he first thought that lucy is a kidnapper-). Sunny acted like a human, she also faked having a skin disease, which mean she can't go outside the daylight. Which worries lucy suzuki, when starscream and mudflap came, she was not even surprised of their robotic forms, since she was told by morris before was even introduced in ep 20. She was then never seen in any eps after ep: 24

Until in my au episode: 'The appearance of man-eating demon..?!'

She appears to be treating nomi (my oc) and she have also told her that from now on, she's going to be her caretaker (actually going to be her sister figure in nutshell) she then met starscream (rewritten by me ;33) and Alexis (magical girl, and also half or heavily rewritten by me!!) ofc starscream was going to kill sunny because the two of starlight siblings (starscream & alexis) saw her eating a man (who committed crimes). She managed to run away and disappear, thanks to god lovely's follower (My oc :D).

. . .

Here's her past! (Year: 1925)

Sunny was born after her big sister, morris. At first her mother didn't noticed that she's actually a demon until when she was 3 yrs old she ate a sparrow and her mother committed suicide because she's tired of living after her husband left her, when he stole all of her money. (And the mother doesn't care about the sun and moon siblings anymore.) Which leave morris and sunny to fend for themselves, morris learn that sunny is also a demon when she saw her eating a bird, morris quickly of course questioned her and was worried that if the chief saw this..they would kill her and kill her little sister, Morris didn't know what to do and then promised her little sister this 'its okay.. it's okay..no one is going to come hurt you, i am going to protect you and feed you. I promise we're going to be together..." Sunny didn't know what to say (ofc she was a toddler-)

Which leaves in the present (galaxy force/cybertron transformers) the older sister, Morris broke her promise to protect her little 'baby' sister.

"is this what you meant by your promise, morris? I thought so. Don't ever DARE to talk to me, again..." -Sunny

. .

Here's a fun facts about her!!

When she first met lucy suzuki, she was seen injured and suzuki became worried and goes to the 'injured' sunny, suzuki then took her back to the apartment and once sunny woke up, sunny tries to control her hunger on her and suzuki heard her stomach grows which she then made warm food for her. (Ofc, sunny doesn't like it but she acts like she loves it..) And suzuki noticed that sunny isn't quite talkative too, which then later on. Sunny saw lucy suzuki as her mother and she was determined and promised that she's going to be her child, until in the future of cybertron/galaxy force transformers. She was upset.

Fun fact (2): when she first met the auotbots, she doesn't seem to be interested in them but only to be there to have a conversation with lori. Optimus prime? Nope, Vector prime? Nope, Hotshot? Nope..Red alert? Nope, override & evac?? Nope. Smokescreen? Nope, landmine? Nope, lionbreaker & snarl?? (I think-) Nope. She doesn't care about them (or maybe she does a little bit.)

. . .

Yeah, that's it about her!! I'll post more about my Transformers unicron trilogy au and my ocs!! :D

[stealingpotatoes]

Honestly Mace would have loved Luke and Leia with his whole heart.

yes!!! honestly he's like a grandparent (in the dynamic way, not age way) bc he was harsh on anakin but you KNOW he's much more caring for the twins, like how a grandparent is strict on their kid but gives their grandkid literally whatever. and anakin's like where was this for me

[allskywalkerswhine]

i cant stop thinking about padme carrying two skywalkers and all the midichlorians that come with it

[p-receh]

WTH THEY JUST DROPPED THE TEASER SCENE CASUALLY OUT OF NOWHERE DURING RAMADHAN MONTH

Ehem

"When the team send their render test in fasting month."

In Pic translation :

Fasting be like:

(Upper Pic) Boboiboy : "Pang, what time is it?"

(Bottom Pic) Fang : "We barely past 8 in the morning, Boi..."

Clean version : @/Boboiboy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THEY IMPROVE FROM SORI???

Oooooooor maybe I just exaggerating a bit. Hehe✌️😅

Anyway, this kind of dessert is pretty different from what I thought with the comics ver. Or just me?

Hmm... Maybe they experimenting something I guess?

But aside from that, uuuuuuurgh I can't waiiiiiit. XD

[i-mean-technically]

#i feel like the anti-organic rhetoric is ramped up in tfa for a reason#there's some reason why Ultra Magnus and the council want mecha to stay away from organics and im just staring at it#... if we're rolling with the (Arachna 9 was a set up) theory Ultra might've chose an organic planet on purpose @transingthoseformers

yes that's what i've been thinking too! why were they told to stay away from organics. i mean there's always the quintessons as a reason bc i like them as enemies.

but that seems like a cop out to me idk.

and 👀👀 yeah yeah yeah Arachna 9 being a set up and it being an organic planet????? high command KNEW it was dangerous that's why it was off limits in the first place. and that much fuel/treasure on a ship???? they wouldn't leave it.

sure, command and Magnus say that decepticons don't exist but the war happened and the 'cons and probably all the war frame autobots that refused to be forcibly reformatted were kicked out of cybertronian space. meaning that they couldn't risk them getting whatever was on the ship. meaing that there probably wasn't anything on the ship if it was a set up

[jigsawcreed]

A mysterious figure waits among the stars. The creed predicts an insidious creature will exterminate the human race. She cannot save the humans, however, but instead awaits to rescue a single soul.

The child who will undo the taboo.

Or so they can merely pray for.

Welcome to my blog!

Sooo yeah, this is a Nintendo AU blog! Feel free to ask questions on my AU and common (or uncommon) Nintendo characters.

Here is where I will share my AU of the Nintendo universe, how it all connects, and what became of the ever disappearing human race among the stars.

How a girl became the queen of an alien planet, and how two average plumbers managed to rescue her.

Why a singular human lives among a community of humanoid animals.

The sole human on Ripple Star.

How Shiver Star came to be.

The Master and the Crazed.

The ultimate taboo.

And how mankind is a force to be reverentially loved and feared.

Main games explored in the story:

Mario games

Animal Crossing games

Banjo Kazooie 1 & 2

Kirby games and show

Jet Force Gemini

[skelemoonz]

I want to draw so bad rn but it’s like there’s some barrier stopping me

[m3char0b0l0v3r]

RUNS IN AND FALLS

HoWDY!! I've come and delivered a whole au again.

This..This time its two of my favourite things mushed into one!!

Say hi to my transformers welcome home au.

The thing is, instead of going to war and shit- they decided not to join the war or either sides! Yeah the welcome home gang is neutral or I might make a whole logo for their own sides.

They escape Cybertron and get themselves into a stasis lock bot (just like TFA Metroplex) which they got themselves onto earth and landed somewhere like very far from the cities and stuff and many trees (from what I think the website is, they look like they're surrounded by trees and nature)

And later more to be come actually since I'm tired and wanted to share my transformers babies!!! So here's some pics and designs!

I haven't figured out which transformers community to put them in but if I could make one! Or just mix up community's and mash them into one (anyways my eyes r set for transformers unicron trilogy and tfp.)

Also barnaby and poppy r maximals. Eddie a flyer too bc I feel like instead of running to mail stuff why not fly?? Oh why howdy is not a maximal?? Bc I have plans for him being a vehicle which idk and felt he would be a vehicle.

(Spoiler wally alt mode is that kids toy car!!)

[itstimeforstarwars]

I am reading the Family Dynamics and I am of the opinion that it is my best work.

[dameronswife]

that trailer once again has me like. oh what if i did an au where voy was from thr era....

[elfe90]

Currently thinking about:

Cal Kestis as Master Dooku’s Padawan.

[itsupermanti]

Since I revealed the second team for my “Super Sentai Crossover AU” as the Magirangers with characters from My Hero Academia, here’s something a little special for you all;

The Super Sentai Crossover AU Hero Getter! With lyrics inspired by rustmarrow’s English cover on YouTube, enjoy!

Super Sentai~!

Fly across the ocean of endless time and space!

The group are shown walking up to a cliff side to gaze out at an ocean.

See the greatest warriors go on parade~!

The Gingaman and Magirangers are shown transforming in a flash of light.

The five them are GORANGER!

Jaune, Ruby, Izuku and Ochaco are shown looking at the Gorangers with stars in their eyes as they strike their pose

JAKQ, they are trump cyborgs!

Klein and Hisashi are shown playing with poker cards as JAKQ jump out of them with Big One appearing behind the startled butler.

BATTLE FEVER, see the world dance!

Oobleck is shown looking at Battle Fever dance in fascination as he writes down some notes.

From planet Denzi comes DENZIMAN!

Yang and Denki are seen with a pair of DenziPunch gauntlets on their hands as the Denziman look at them in amusement.

One plus two makes SUN VULCAN!

Tai, Qrow and Ghira strike Sun Vulcan’s team pose as Yang, Ruby and Blake groan in embarrassment with Sun Vulcan giving them thumbs up.

GOGGLE FIVE, gymnastic fights!

Yang was grabbed and pulled by the ribbons of Goggle Five and was swung around as Penny and Ilia watch.

Boom! (Bam!) DYNAMAN!

Nora poses with the team as explosions go off behind them as Ren facepalms.

Bio particles, BIOMAN!

Pietro is seen looking at the Bioman use their bioparticles in fascination.

CHANGEMAN are legendary beasts!

Ruby is shown looking at the Changeman invoke the powers of their mythical beasts in excitement, before Momo invokes her heavenly saint to splash the camera.

FLASH! A supernova up in space!

Kiba, Keath, Emerald, Freya and Penny are seen striking the Flashman’s pose as the team watch.

The shining aura of MASKMAN!

Tai, Qrow, Ghira, Kali and Willow are seen standing beside the Maskman and comparing their auras to each other as Hisashi and Izuku blast the camera with fireballs.

Betrayed by friends, LIVEMAN!

The Liveman are shown placing their hands on Marrow and Winter’s shoulders in support as Vine and Elm apologize while an angry Harriet is tied up and gagged behind them by a smiling Inko.

TURBORANGER were high school kids!

Oscar, Whitley and Denki are shown wearing high school uniforms sitting in desks along with the Turborangers.

But teachers and siblings were FIVEMAN!

Port is shown pointing at a chalkboard alongside the Fiveman, causing the Turborangers, Oscar and Denki to plant their heads on their desks in annoyance as Whitley takes notes.

JETMAN was so trendy~!

The Jetman fly past Qrow in his bird form, startling him back into his human form as he falls to the ground as Mina gives the camera a peace sign while flying on a magic broom.

Test your strength and save the world~!

ZYURANGER, a dino fantasy~!

Adrien is shown sitting on the ground with Eri besides him and reaching towards the Zyurangers in amazement as they pose.

Winning with Ki, the DAIRANGER~!

The Zyurangers are replaced by the Dairangers as they kneel down to entertain the children as Saphron and Terra watch in excitement with Ochaco.

And hiding pop ninjas, KAKURANGER!

The Kakurangers along with Blake pop up behind the parents, startling them as Saphron turns around and punches NinjaRed across his helmet, sending him flying to everyone’s shock.

OHRANGER, ancient power~!

NinjaRed flies past Ozpin staring at the Ohrangers in fascination as Izuku excitedly takes notes.

Driving safely, CARRANGER!

Yang stops at a red light while driving Bumblebee as the Carranger strike their pose.

Golden school life, MEGARANGER!

Kiba, Keath, and Freya are shown in high school uniforms flying with the Megarangers on their Cyber Sliders.

Planet Earth’s warriors, GINGAMAN!

Jaune, Ren, Whitley, Oscar and Ruby are shown in place of their predecessors, striking the team pose instead as the original Gingaman watch.

GOGOFIVE, it’s rescue time!

Robyn, Blanche and Garnet are shown wearing paramedic and firefighter uniforms as the GoGoFive siblings stand at attention.

TIMERANGER, futurize!

Nora and Penny are looking at both TimeRed and TimeFire, confused as to which Red Ranger is meant to be the leader.

GAORANGER, howl like a hundred beasts!

Ghira is shown smiling at the Gaorangers as they roar.

Ninja wind blowing, HURRICANEGER!

Blake is shown learning Ninpu from the Hurricanegers as Weiss facepalms.

Dinosaur (GUTS!) ABARANGER!

Ren is shown cooking curry in the kitchen as the Abarangers strike their pose with Nora.

DEKARANGER, the space officers!

Nick and Blanche are shown holding out their own badges along with the Dekarangers.

Magical family~, MAGIRANGER~!

Glynda is shown holding her riding crop like a wand while Inko holds up her MagiMother wand as the Midoriya siblings strike their pose while the original Magirangers cheer them on.

Precious hunting, BOUKENGER!

The Boukengers are shown analyzing the relics along with Oobleck and Hisashi.

Find your courage and save the world~!

GEKIRANGER, they’re training hard!

Sun, Neptune, Ilia, Marrow and Nora are shown learning Jyuken from the Gekirangers as Mirio cheers them on.

Engine partners, GO-ONGER!

Yang is shown riding Bumblebee as the Go-ongers ride chibi versions of their engine partners besides her.

SHINKEN samurai, clashing their swords!

Winter is shown striking ShinkenRed’s poses with the Shinkengers as the Red samurai places his hand on Winter’s shoulder with a thumbs up.

The angels use cards, GOSEIGER!

Penny holds up a Gosei card along with Mina and Momo as the Goseigers pose behind them.

Showy pirates, GOKAIGER!

Qrow is shown dressed up as a pirate as he and Scarlet pose with the Gokaigers.

Special missions, GO-BUSTERS!

Sage, Vine and Elm are shown wearing the Go-Buster uniform with sunglasses as the Go-Busters give them thumbs up.

KYORYUGER, charge up, brave-in!

Yang and Mirio are shown cheering alongside the Kyoryugers.

Riding on rails, the TOQGERS~!

Klein and Eri are shown doozing off as they dream of driving the Ressha with the Toqgers.

Ninja wasshoi! NINNINGER!

Blake and Weiss are shown practicing ninja techniques with the Ninningers as Yang records them.

Animal champions ZYUOHGER!

Kali and Inko are shown clapping their hands as the Zyuohgers pose in front of them.

KYURANGER, blasting through space!

Nora, Freya and Ochaco are shown flying the Voyagers with the Kyuranger.

LUPIN VS PAT, 2 different types of rangers!

Ruby and Nora are shown holding Eri and a bunch of sweets while running with the Lupinrangers as Jaune, Ren and Mirio chase them with the Patrangers, knocking a cloaked Mercury to the ground as they run past him with Patren-X helping him up.

Dinosouls of the RYUSOULGER!

Nick and Hisashi are shown posing with the Ryusoulgers as their families clap.

Kiramei go! KIRAMEIGER!

Jaune is shown holding up Ruby, and Izuku is shown holding up Ochaco as they and Whitley pose with the Kirameigers.

Zenryoku Zenkai! ZENKAIGER!

Penny, Denki and Mirio are shown running past them while cheering with the Zenkaigers.

Don-Down we go, DONBROTHERS!

Kiba is shown holding a paper fan and laughing with DonMomotaro.

Mighty kings, KING-OHGER!

Jaune and the others are shown pointing their StarBeast Swords up as the King-Ohgers are shown pointing their swords up as well.

They’ll always be the ones to save the world~!

I wanna fight (All NIGHT!),

Ruby and Ochaco are shown cheering with Eri in her mother’s arms

to recall (their MIGHT!),

Ren, Oscar and Whitley cheer with Mirio, Momo, Mina and Denki

Super Sentai, LET’S GO!!!

Jaune and Izuku are seen with the their arms on each other’s shoulders as they cheer

They will survive~ the end of time~,

The Midoriya family are shown looking at an image of the original Magirangers

Their names are etched in our hearts, let’s go heroes!

The Remnantians are shown seen wandering around Tokyo

More and more,

The group of alien visitors look around at everything in awe.

We want to see~

The Midoriyas show up and start pulling the visitors along

We’ll take a step ahead and live our lives free~!

Nick and Hisashi are seen smiling at their children being happy.

With all the courage that we’ve gained from all of you~,

The rangers are shown standing at the bottom of a cliff, gazing up at the gathered Super Sentai teams

Keeping it true~,

They are shown smiling at their predecessors

Super~ Sentai~,

Akaranger is shown nodding down at them

GO LET’S GO!!!

Both teams of rangers are shown cheering with their friends and families.

FOR ALL ETERNITY~!

The Gingaman and Magirangers strike their poses at the bottom of the cliff in costume.

Author’s Notes: The lyrics are based on these two songs;

[menaceborn]

redeemed au ayru being put partly in charge of teaching clones infiltration techniques and shit... hand-to-hand and close quarters combat... spy shit

[dapurinthos]

arguing with myself that i don't have to put all the darth plagueis events in this fic.

on the other hand, the end of darth maul: shadow hunter is kinda a perfect place for it, since it's entire (surviving) main cast ends up in an orbital facility for a pre-election scoping out of the possible candidates while lorn pavan (the poor sucker) is just trying to get what he believes is a holocron to the jedi or the closest equivalent. maul has Fucked Up Bad (it's not his fault, there's a force-nullifying creature bit involved) and been unable to stop him from getting to where the party is, leading to the following scene (combined with the relevant darth plagueis bits):

lorn pavan: at last i have reached the perlemian orbital facility where the party is ongoing. lorn pavan's severed hand: *floating around in the non-gravity-having parts of the facility* maul: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck cannot be seen cannot be seen sidious & plagueis: *gossiping in front of a fancy fountain* sidious: welp. i have to go retrieve our plans from some fool *heads off to another room* plagueis: time for me to stir some shit up. *rubs his long muun hands together, barely restraining cackling* sifo-dyas: i am being targeted for manipulation and i do not like this. sidious: oh good that fool just gave me the datacron with our naboo invasion plans on it. lorn pavan: oh good thank you for taking this important holocron, noted friend of the jedi senator palpatine. *faints* sidious & plagueis: *high five over retrieving the plans and slamming the 'kamino makes clones' anvil down in front of sifo-dyas*

and i have the desire to have this play out:

plagueis: so i'm pretty sure there's going to be civil war in the next fifteen years. gosh, wouldn't it be good if the republic were able to defend itself when that happens, you wouldn't want your padawan to have to grow up fighting a war? heavens that would be horri—where did your padawan go? sifo-dyas: they—uh. fuck. araithana: *quiet quiet, sneaky sneaky* *not really sneaky sneaky, just a nine-year-old who's not even four feet tall* araithana: IS THAT A HOLOCRON? IS THAT MAN MISSING A HAND? SENATOR PALPATINE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. sidious: *almost trips over robes* araithana: oh no is everyone looking this way now?

i really need to find the essential legends collection audiobook for this because it's sam witwer reading it.

too late, found a 10 minute sample. i need this now. sam witwer 100% narrating recommended. who do i have to send psychic waves to so i can get a darth plagueis audiobook with him as narrator?

[threebea]

Okay I love the fanon Dooku and Obi-Wan dynamic and all of them getting along and being a great master and Padawan pair.

But consider...

Au where for whatever reason Dooku has to take on Obi-Wan's apprenticeship and they absolutely hate each other.

Dooku (68 and trying to get seduced to the dark side): are you going to tattle to the council again?

Obi-Wan (19 and not having it): are you going to drop protocol and try to choke someone out with the Force again?

Like Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon always had their moments of friction but the level of ice that can develop between Dooku and Obi-Wan is legendary.

Obi-Wan: Master I don't think siding with capitalists and billionaires will help the people of this planet like you think it will.

Dooku: the red tape of the republic-

Obi-Wan: is there to ensure walkways have guard rails. Do you see a guard rail here? If knighthood doesn't pan out I'm applying for a job with Space OSHA.

Dooku: Padawan the Jedi are the attack dogs of the Senate.

Obi-Wan: hey I am not the one using the force to choke people on my missions. I use my words. I think you'll find you're the one attacking--

Dooku: are you ever going to let that go?

Obi-Wan: of course Master! I know how to let go! Unlike you when you're crushing someone's windpipe!

Dooku: why you little-

Obi-Wan: *choking sounds*

Mace: you've been together for a month, surely this is just a rocky first step.

Dooku lifts his arm, Obi-Wan is biting him hanging off by his teeth: I'm going to level with you Master Windu. I was considering leaving the Jedi and joining a Sith Lord who plans to destroy the Jedi and take over the galaxy, but now my only desire is to get as far away from Obi-Wan Kenobi as I can and never speak to him again.