#gaining superpowers

[wrongydkjquotes]

i wrote a thing

https://www.deviantart.com/booloocrew/art/BinjPowers-A-Quick-YDKJ-One-Shot-940857172

Cookie Masterson gets superpowers after ETS. Hijinks ensue.

that's it that's literally the plot.

enjoy :3

[oifaaa]

if there is one thing I can respect about bnha it's for going yeah we're a society where almost everyone has a superpower including any number of animal based superpowers of course theres a bunny girl superhero but also the bunny girl super hero is just one of the most cool bad ass fighter superheroes ever she will break every bone in your body with her legs and there's nothing you or god can do about it

[ghcstao3]

getting into a relationship with ghost, and just getting into the lieutenant’s personal spaces in general, soap expects ghost to be in regular life as he is in the field—meticulous, organized, kept to himself in every way possible. before the first time soap is allowed into ghost’s room, he expects everything to be pristine and unnaturally neat, adhering to regulation because ghost is nothing if not an incredible soldier.

soap has never been more wrong about something in his life. and that’s saying something.

ghost keeps things strewn haphazardly about. not an article of clothing is folded, instead just balled up and shoved into the provided storage. the only thing kept semi-organized? ghost’s collection of knives, of course.

and it’s funny, because it’s everything soap is usually expected to be but isn’t, and realizing that makes him think that perhaps he shouldn’t have made the same kind of assumption for ghost others make for him. because apparently no one’s judgement is exactly sound.

when they move in together, just a place for when they’re on leave, ghost makes sure to keep his disorganization to himself, knowing soap’s own habits. he isn’t dirty, by any means—he cleans dishes and messes and his things are still spotless amidst his chaos—but he’s certainly not tidy, either. but soap’s alright with it, because they find balance.

and also because it’s the reason they’re able to make a place feel like home, feel lived in even when they go months without stepping foot in that same place. because ghost leaves out that part of his personality reserved only for those closest to him, and soap finds it endearing and charming in some strange way, even if he gets exasperated every time ghost complains he can’t find something when his cultivated piles of things are almost always to blame.

then by the end of learning the truth about how ghost navigates keeping his space? soap decides he wouldn’t ever have it any other way.

[lovewillthaw-j]

Elsa's jump is so beautiful

[knightotoc]

"I don't want to rule the world! I don't want to rule anything! I never did!"

-- Lestat, Queen of the Damned

[tastycitrus]

i need an elseworlds story for the batgirls where steph becomes a blue lantern and cass gets the power of shazam. it'd be cool to see the team-up, and also really funny if it happens in a world that's otherwise the same as canon. two hydrogen bombs vs a city of coughing babies (gotham's rogues)

[stealingyourbones]

Girl help I’m getting into Superman Blue

[salted-seaz]

New guy just dropped

[darkestrellar]

Picrew link! Your muse as a cupcake

Tagged by @technodromes!! Thank you Saby! This was really fun, so whoever sees this, I recommend giving it a try :D

[decarabiandivorce]

Pretty much nearly every deca design iteration i’ve seen so far has him wearing some kind of metal on his outfit. That being said I need to put him in a microwave and see what happens

^doing this to him

[wrongydkjquotes]

Wrote another thing

The sequel to BinjPowered is here!

Fic text under the cut

"So, by green lantern shit, you mean, like, summoning holographic constructs?" Buzz asked Cookie as the five fucks sat in the office together, eating some leftover Chinese food that had frankly seen better days. "Gee, between that and the whole mindfuck psychonaut power set, I'm surprised the federal government isn't trying to experiment on your ass right now."

"Well, they aren't. Because this is not a fucking comic book."

Buzz's tone quickly did a 180 in response. "Uh...heard you and Nate are teaming up to do April fools stuff. How's that coming along?"

"Oh, it's going amazing." Nate smirked. "We've got a whole 5 step plan and everything! It's gonna be fucking awesome!!!!"

"Easy, tiger." Cookie rolled his eyes. "If you spoil too much, they're going to blab about it."

"Not true," Schmitty retorted.

"Easy for you to say, pants boy." Guy laughed.

"Shut up." He turned to Cookie. "I told you not to fucking post that-"

"I mean, come on, you gotta admit that shit was hilarious. Surprised you didn't say 'Here, take my pants with you for luck!'"

"How about I take your eye out for luck? Huh?" Schmitty raised a fist.

"Sheesh, ok." Guy raised his hands as he got up from his chair. "Can't a Guy make a tease in peace?"

"Nobody found that joke funny!" An intern chimed in from the other room, to which Guy awkwardly rubbed his shoulder while grabbing a beer from the fridge.

"That's because they aren't receptive to good fucking comedy!" Guy yelled back as he opened the can and guzzled it down.

Nate dusted his hands. "Welp. Love to chat more, really, but its time to do our thing." He smirked as Cookie used his newfound telekinesis to grab another beer can from the fridge. "You've got my flash drive?"

"Locked and loaded." Cookie pulled the flash drive out of his pocket, taking a quick sip of his beer while doing so, before dramatically slamming the beer on the table. "Let's do this."

"Locked and loaded, huh. Just what he likes a man." Schmitty snorted. Nate could only glare back at the Hawaiian shirt-wearing guy as the two left the break room.

***

"Ok..." Cookie sighed as they walked down the hall. "So...let me get the straight. The plan is to hack into the meeting Zoom feed and mindfuck a bunch of interns to do shit, then put it on camera for your stupid Youtube channel."

"Not how I'd put it, but yeah, that's basically it." Nate sighed. "If you don't like it-"

"No, no, I do." Cookie reassured. "But if Helen finds out-"

"You can reset people, dude. It'll be like it never happened."

"But if Helen found out I reset her...she's gonna be even more pissed." Cookie awkwardly looked away. "Quite honestly, Helen's had it rough. She's the only thing stopping me from going full-on anime revenge-seeking supervillain right now."

"That and therapy!"

Silence.

"....You haven't been going to those appointments."

"..."

"The therapy sessions I scheduled for you."

"...I got busy?"

"Oh my god, you're such an idiot." Nate facepalmed. "Whatever. We'll talk later." He motioned over to an unmarked locked door. "Here's the spot."

"Right." Cookie's eyes glowed a brilliant bright pink as a small house key formed in his hand. Despite its more fitting shape for a home rather than an office, it fit into the door perfectly, and soon, they found themselves inside walls and walls of computers and server-machines.

"What now?"

"Hand me the flash drive, and I'll get you access to the smartboard feeds in every meeting room in this place. Then...." His voice turned sly. "...we'll do what we rehearsed."

"Hell yeah, man." Cookie couldn't help but snicker as he handed Nate the flash drive, and he began to turn on the computers. "Thanks for setting this up."

"Hey, you owed me one."

"True..." Cookie couldn't help but squee. "Either way, this shits gonna be good!"

***

"And next up in our agenda, any thoughts about the big Pack 10 sequel? We were thinking a You Don't Know Jack sequel, but quite honestly, the fans have been demanding Trivia Murder Party 3 for awhile now, and we already have Fibbage 4 to tie them-" Mavis spoke to an audience of Kim, Donny, and a couple of interns, only to be interrupt with the slides abruptly changing to a Zoom camera feed of Cookie. His smile was clearly smug as he rested his chin on the backs of his hands.

"Hello, staff members of the YDKJ community. If you're watching this, I have a mandatory message for you all. So, uh, if you could all listen to me real quick? That's an order by the way."

In the various zoom windows, a sudden flash of pink across the eyes of every staff member in the room confirmed that they were.

"Good. Now, uh, you've all got embarrassing moments in your lives, I'm sure. Ones that might have happened in this very office, perhaps?" The crowd nodded, their gazes distant. "Good. You're probably picturing them right now if that 'pink elephant paradox' Nate told me was correct or whatever. Anyway, good news! You're all in those very moments you're thinking about, right now! And you're trapped in them until I say you're free. Why? Because I'm the motherfucking boss! Cookie out!" He logged off the zoom meeting.

And everyone immediately began to panic. Mavis rambled on about forgetting to wear a bra this morning, covering her chest instinctively. Kim began flopping around the floor like a fish, panicking that someone discovered her secret mermaid form. Donny grabbed a random book in a vain effort to remember a more fancy word for cucumber.

And Cookie couldn't help but burst into laughter upon seeing that chaos.

***

"Now what?" Cookie shrugged as he glanced at the chaos on the security feeds.

"We just sit back and watch the chaos, then tell them to stop once things get too out of hand." Nate smirked back, only to notice Cookie's concern. "Don't worry, I'll take the blame if Helen somehow wasn't affected by this. What could go wrong?!?"

***

"Buzz, my dear, sweet, cousin, why didn't you fucking tell me Redacted's most embarrassing moment was setting the entire fucking break room on fire?" A few minutes later, the entire office found themselves outside, the fire truck sirens blaring so loud that they almost made Buzz's call inaudible.

Almost.

"You didn't fucking ask!!!!"

"Well, I figured when I said to check on every staff member doing meetings, you would've checked every staff-"

"He peaked in, Nate. I have no fucking control of when people peak in."

"Oh." Nate's forced smile turned into more of a grimace. "Well...shit."

"Yeah. Helen wants to talk to y'all, by the way. Have fun." Buzz snarked.

"We will." Was Nate's reply as he ended call, before turning to Cookie. "Fuck...we're going to be in trouble for this, aren't we."

"Yeah...." Cookie trailed off. "...I'm not going to do the mindfuck on her, before you-"

"I get that." Nate quickly replied.

"Glad you do." Cookie awkwardly looked away. "...I should really go to therapy, huh."

"Yeah, probably!" Schmitty yelled in the background, his snark cutting through Cookie like a knife.

"SHUT UP!"

[safesthaveninexistence]

If i ever feel im losing my sanity i just remember theres mfs out there that aliveass has superpowers and their mental health....im good. I just know where im going lol

[kingofdoma]

tfw your "undiagnosed but you're pretty sure" behind gets basic tasks done without prompting or medical assistance

[picory]

you could post about earwigs and still be celebrated as the icon u are

[venranae]

Soldier boy’s daddy saying he’s a failure is so funny like WAH WAH WAH U TOOK A SHORT CUT TO BE A REAL ‘MAN’ his dad was on something he was ahead of his time

His dad was his second biggest hater right after me ofc!!! 😍

[borrelia]

Wait what's up with i-am-a-fish? They just seem like an annoying stuck in 2013 kind of blog (Unless that's what's up, then okay)

yeah they're literally just annoying