#gabriel sucks

[kuromori4]

Gabriel Agreste's despicable request

I started this rant after watching the London special and I figured I should finally finish it and post it.

"Make sure Adrien never knows the villain that I was, and instead try and remember the times I tried to be a good father."

Who the hell does he think he is to make such a request?? He's relying on Marinette's desire to protect the boy she loves. He KNOWS that she'll do as he asks for Adrien. He's counting on it. And that's AWFUL. He has to know exactly what he's putting on her shoulders. He knows that she knows what an awful father he's been to Adrien. This isn't a heartfelt request to protect his son. This is a CURSE ON HIS ENEMY. A way to ensure that Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Ladybug, the major thorn in his side since day one, continues to suffer long after he's gone. Ladybug foiled all of his plans from the start, Marinette dared to win the heart of his son, whom he had promised to someone else without his knowledge. She was his downfall, and surely, in his mind, the (albeit indirect) cause of his impending doom.

If he really cared about Adrien, if Adrien's well-being was his real goal and final wish, then he should have given in. He should have decided, "You're right Ladybug, I fucked up. let's try and fix this, for Adrien." But NO. He chose to attack her, even after she gave him a chance to make things right. He wasn't willing to let things end on someone else's terms. If he was going to go out, he was going to do it HIS WAY. And he was going to make sure that his memory would never die, one way or another. So instead of doing the right thing and finding a way out of it that was less harmful to his child, whom he was about to leave an orphan, he steals the Miraculous and makes damn sure that his death will go down in history.

I don't give a shit if he changed the initial intention of his wish. He still wasn't sacrificing himself for some greater good. That's just how he wanted Marinette to perceive it, because she is good, and a child, and therefor easy to emotionally manipulate. He knowingly put both Adrien and Marinette into a position where a future of hurt and pain was inevitable. Everything Gabriel does is self-serving, right to the very end. His final act of villainy ensured that he could maintain control over his son's life even after his death, and keep his enemies suffering long after he's gone. And what's worse, he used the girl his son loves to enforce it. Which is the ultimate fuck you to Mari/bug if you ask me; forcing her to become the new keeper of his son's ignorance, maintaining that Adrien stays in the dark and never learns the truth about anything.

You could argue that he gave his life for Nathalie and that's somehow redeeming, but I argue that it was just another way for him to guarantee that his affairs were taken care of after his demise. Sure he does seem to care about Nathalie in some manner, maybe there's even some love there. (But as we well know, Gabriel's twisted 'love' seems to come at a price.) I'm sure Nathalie knows how to run his company in his stead, to make sure his assets stay in tact, and to a certain degree, maybe even thinks that Nathalie might carry on his mission, or at the very least protect his secrets. Even if she had a change of heart in the end and tried to stop him, she has been complicit all these years and knows most of, if not all of, his secrets and goals. She also has a position of authority over Adrien. She knows that he's a Sentibeing and where his Amok is, and has used it on him before. I truly think that Gabriel believed that Nathalie would help wrap everything up with a nice bow for him. Who else could he trust to handle his final affairs? Certainly not Tsurugi.

If Gabriel had turned himself in to Ladybug, he would have died alone, pretty much then and there. Without his wife. (Emilie's status of dead or nearly dead being unknown to us) Nathalie would have died, His company would fail, his contracts with Tsurugi enterprises would allow Tomoe to pick the Gabriel company apart like a vulture, and his empire would shrivel up. His son would know who and what he was, and would hate him. The plans he put in place for Adrien's future would fall apart, allowing for Adrien to grow and be who he wants without his father's influence. Maybe he'd be remembered for his villainy, but his accomplishments in life as Gabriel would be forgotten, lost, even resented. And what's worse, he would have lost everything to a couple of children. His son's girlfriend and her pet cat would be his downfall, his undoing. The great Gabriel Agreste, Monarch, bested by a young girl. Gabriel's blatant pretension would never stand for it.

His wish ensured that he got to be together with his wife in the end, Which was always his goal. It ensured that Mari/bug (And by extension, Chat Noir) would continue to suffer for daring to oppose him. He got his way. He won. IDGAF if he died. HE WON. He destroyed so many lives. He doesn't deserve the little comments in the special talking about "Rekindling what was still good in Gabriel Agreste" or "What finally made him a good father to Adrien." HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS ASKING OF HER. He knew what it would mean for her, and his son! The power he holds over Marinette and Adrien from beyond the grave guarantees that even with a new Butterfly holder, that he will ALWAYS be the formidable villain who defeated them. He will ALWAYS loom over their heads, wrap his fingers around their throats. He got to defeat his enemy AND look like the hero. He gets to have his cake and eat it too. He gave both of his identities a fucking LEGACY.

[kodicoolguy]

marinette’s dumbass hamster

I put Jerry because I just feel like they would but I dunno marinette and loneliness was actually in the show fuck you gabriel is self explanatory

[officialparentofadrien]

You guys, Gabriel Agreste fucking sucks amirite

[zoe-oneesama]

Quick, get out of the blast radius!

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[dr-reids-fidget-toy]

I had to search my memory pretty hard to find a straight couple where they’re both vamps

[belyjmotylek]

Gabriel waking up his two husbands in the middle of the night with his unholy screaming:)

Based on this:

[hiroshotreplica]

i dont want to bring this out of sketch phase . i just needed to draw it to prevent brain explosion . whatevr

[scarygreenlightning-art]

Ultratober day 7 bonus comic

There was a valiant attempt at kissing👍 however they both have flat metal faces and no mouth (this is why I'm late for ultober lmao)

[weaver-z]

Being a Gabriel Good Omens fan has been hilarious btw. Yeah he's fundamentally awful and selfish and Patrick Bateman-coded. He has canonically slaughtered countless demons and exists as a proud tool (in both senses of the word) of the proto-fascist dictatorship called Heaven. He tried to kill one of my other favorite characters in the most brutal manner his species is capable of performing. For the past four years, I have supported him under the completely delusional assumption that goth they/them pussy could cure all of his ailments, and in the past two weeks I have been proven entirely correct and vindicated by canon. The world is beautiful. I need to be sedated.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Can my uterus not cramp?

I have He/Him in bio.

Audio source

[kimenochan]

Bloody marry?

[operationandre]

“andre and cal would never act like that—“

I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKK

[amiinkles]

Day 2 of trying to make sense of ultrakill designs: that FUCKER Gabriel

Somebody help me I beat v2 first try but Gabriel keeps kicking my butt and I don't want his gay ass to be the thing that is preventing me from meeting minos prime (minos prime can beat my ass anytime but NOT this bitch)

[beetlerings]

It’s suck his soul out Saturday !

+ alts

[doostyaudi]

Okay my post got 3 likes, i shall reveal my V1sona now 👍👍

This is V5, where's V3 and V4? Uhm i donno.... Anyways hes just V1 but if he was goth and cunty

Hes a robot made by hell, but he doesn't know that and assumes he was made by humanity, but everyone knows what he is....

Also i ship him with Gabriel but shuuusshhhh I didn't tell u that shushshsjshdhshsh

Also random fact but i think he'd sound like that one computer that sang daisy bell, his voice box is just V1's but damaged and fucked up cuz. Demon

[edwinspaynes]

I DESPISE the fanon that "I was nervous around you" meant that Edwin had a crush on Simon. Like, no, he was nervous because Simon called him slurs and snatched his clothes off. Bffr. That would kill any attraction immediately, IF it was there at all.