#gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[shiiro-arts]

Me when Nalu "one has a fever" fanfics (doesn't matter who's the sick one)

Me when Nalu "period cramps" fanfics

Me when Nalu "cooking for each other" fanfics

Me when Nalu fanfics

[feelo-fick]

i just want you to know you're the chilchuck fan acc i check the most often here.. still gonna stick around for your other stuff tho i adore your art its so expressive and cute 🗣🗣💥💥

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!??!??!? THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!

[ut-museum-guide]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

There are no words that can capture my pure unadulterated rage!

On a whim I decided to find p0pcornpr1nce (rumor has it they created Underswap). I love idea of having earliest Underswap art in the archive so I immediately went to Orb for help and thankfully it assisted me.

A relatively simple progress of popping it into a public search engine and then finding the oldest reblog to be sure.

Pure bliss…

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Unfortunately, Underfell wasn’t as simple to find.

While I combed through wiki pages, The Orb pulled up creators like dokudoki, talkingsoup, and furgemancs who had blogs and reblogges undertale content at the time.

As the Orb predicted, my searches only yielded broken links, confirmation the post couldn’t be older than Oct of 2015 (like Underswap). Underfell being an AU name yielded far too many results.

The most I could come up with was a Reddit post that hypothetically could be Vic/Fella’s original art.

Before you say Underfell creator came back, that isn’t the point. That blog’s earliest post is March of 2017.

We are chasing the the Oct 2015 craze.

*slumps on the ground*

I remember why I decided to return to organizing the archive rather than collecting. I don’t believe I’m cut out for that kind of waiting game.

Jokublog-deactivated while there was warning before it happened, also has the complication that a new jokublog replaced it. So like that blog, I doubt I’ll be able to find it by conventional means.

Hopefully The Orb will stumble upon it in some old archive. If anyone happens to find an Oct 2015 Underfell post by a creator with Underfell in their username, you know where to find us.

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PS. Here’s some Ancient Underfell The Orb found.

20 Oct 2015 - pkbeans

19 Oct 2015 - Bamsara

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I can't. I CAN'T CONTAIN THE HAPPINESS.

NYKA.

WHAT A STUPENDOUS GIFT.

YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A WHOLE "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" AU FOR THESE TWO.

CONSIDERING THE *LOVE* AND OBSESSION I HAVE FOR BATB, OMG THIS IS SO AMAZING, SUCH STUPENDOUS IDEA FOR LUSCINIA AND ARDYN.

fml I adore this so much, I have been rereading it already at least 10 times.

BECAUSE YES. I LOVE THIS.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE AND ADORE THIS.

OMG THE WHOLE "LUSCINIA IS NO DAMSEL TO BE SAVED".

DAMN RIGHT SHE ISN'T. SHE GONNA BE THE ONE DOING THE SAVING LOLOLL

AND COR AND NOV COMING TO THE RESCUE??? I ADORE. Considering how close our girls are, I honestly love this detail SO MUCH. SO MUCH.

gods I better start to put my gears in motion and start writing already !!

fml, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS. THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE.

Uncrowned King drabble

again @nemo-of-house-hamartia is responsible, bless her soul. this drabble would definitely fall under au so here we go,

In some alternate timeline Ardyn is King in his own right, while his people are on patrol they capture who they call a spy. Their brought to Ardyn who talks to them in private, he asks where their from and they dance around the question. Until he has them pinned, it's than that they reveal their from another kingdom.

While most people would execute their prisoner or torture them he does neither. But he does hold them hostage but he gives them freedom while in the castle walls but they cannot leave.

Who's this prisoner, well it's no other than the princess unofficially of Lucis. But she tries to hide this fearing this will provoke an official declaration of war. So instead she gives a fake name or rather a name she use to go by.

While staying with Ardyn she's given her own room, excess to anywhere in the castle well all except one area. She's not to be harassed by anyone but should she escape her privileges would be revoked.

So she uses this time to explore the castle and get to know this tyrant King better. Shes heard many rumors from her father, guards, her brother and many others how hes a cruel man. A trickster that was punished by the gods..but after watching him for a month...she questions what she's been told.

The people that call his "kingdom" home are cursed with what was believed to be incurable deceases. But Ardyn heals them, gives them a place to live all in exchange for loyalty. He entertains the children with a strange type of magic and listens to all.

She can't find a tyrant anywhere in the kingdom, if anything he's a trickster, big kid, childish at times and a schemer. But he seems to have a heart for his people...and Luscinia can't help but feel torn. The man she heard about and the man that she stays with are different people. How? Her father wouldn't lie to her right? And if he's a good man why couldn't her Kingdom leave him alone. No something must be wrong, so Luscinia decides to do some digging or rather snooping around the castle.

But one night she finds out that the rumors are true, he is a monster cursed by the gods.

The man she was falling for is a monster, goop runs from his eyes and down his mouth. Like tears running down a broken mans face, Ardyn reach's for her but she runs out terrified. Instead of running after her he watches...

She runs away and manages to escape the kingdom, later Luscinia is found by Cor and Nov father and daughter team for the win . They bring her back home. She's questioned where she's been and Luscinia makes up a story feeling torn about what's happened. Sometime passes and Noctis goes to talk to his sister because she's been distant. They talk and he manages to get through to her, she wants to confide in him but she worries what he'll say. So she decides to go to a friend and vent a bit, turns out Luscinia might have caught the feels.

Somethings happen and Luscinia manages to make it back to Ardyn, she tries to talk to him to get answers. To maybe help him but instead he just pushes her away and now treats her like a prisoner. In an attempt to keep her away and to save her from himself. Meanwhile her Kingdom is making plans to storm the castle and save the Princess. Noctis watched his sister be taken into the kingdom oops💦

Outside of drama that's happening their are soft moments,

Luscinia playing the piano with Ardyn, the two exploring the library together, exploring outside the kingdom together, like the bakeries, markets and scenic places.

I realise this story sounds like interesting take on beauty and beast somehow, except Luscinia is no damsel. If anything Ardyn is jk unless 👀

Hope you like Nemo, these two have me by the heart. TmT

[bandsanitizer]

OH MY GOD GEOFF AND ERICA KISSED OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL NERDY CHILDREN ASDFGHJKL

[cockholmsyndrome]

So I've had to suffer through bedbugs my entire childhood, I'm 18 now, and I'm allergic to them so I get giant ass welts but weve been clean of them for years now but like tonight we had this movie night thing with my orchestra class and when we were leaving a I saw bed bug crawl onto my friends blanket, I told them (they didn't bring them) and it's like How can you knowingly have bedbugs and still bring all of your bedding to a room full of people and take the risk of someone taking them home?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFFUCKC i HAAAAAAATE bED BUGS, ITS A TRUE FEAR OF MINE. I LOWKEY HATED THIS MESSAGE SO MCUHGIUSGHIHGRISL

[lemonqueenie]

OMFG THE NEW VOICE LINES IN VALORANT ARE JUST

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 

[plush-anon]

after many hours spent pausing the show bc good lord why did they do that, i have now finished Love Never Dies

annnnnd yikes 😬😬😬

I’ll start with the few positives I did enjoy from the recorded Australian production on Youtube:

1.) the camera work. This is the kind of thing I dream of for professionally recorded shows - it really allows for some lovely close-up shots of how the emotions play over their faces, it’s lush

2.) the costumes are well-crafted, and I desperately Want the Phantom’s long-ass swooshy trenchcoat cape thing he wore for the first half-hour 

3.) the sets used throughout this are honestly very impressively used and put together for some really fantastic shots

4.) the opening, with ‘Til’ I Hear You Sing Once More’. This song is honestly very lovely, and really articulates the Phantom’s loss and heartache for Christine. It’s sung very earnestly, and had the rest of the show been more like this I might have liked it more. 

5.) the Fucking Song, ‘Beneath a Moonless Sky’, is a guilty pleasure. It’s so over the top, and it is only about recounting that One Time they totally banged yo, and I love it. I think it’s the orchestration, but it’s also enjoyably silly even while it takes itself 100% serious. 

6.) As much as I hate to say this? ‘Devil Take the Hindmost’. While I hate the gist of the song - that being Raoul and Erik betting on who Christine will choose, and pretty much deciding for her who will get to be her one true love forever, completely negating the entire point of the OF musical where her choice was the most important factor for all of them - the pacing and the lyrics as they dance around each other are absolutely fantastic. It’s kind of sad to say, but Raoul and the Phantom, in this scene alone, display more chemistry in their singing than they do with anyone else. Let the hatefcuking commence~

7.) Some parts of ‘The Beauty Underneath’ I enjoy, particularly the ending scene where the Phantom is trying to talk Meg down. It’s very slow, melodic, and shows his more manipulative side, as well as how he can crawl into someone’s head, I love it. 

8.) This very interesting visual with a mirror in Christine’s dressing room. There are two separate scenes where someone is in the mirror singing. The first is the Phantom, between Raoul and Christine. The second is Raoul between the Phantom and Christine. It’s honestly a nice touch.

9.) The main three are excellent singers. 

 Unfortunately, that’s all on the list of what I liked. Everything else is a Giant Fcuking Mess. 

1.) The Phantom is no longer a complex, messed-up, but still somewhat sympathetic character, no; this is just a giant asshole who takes everyone for granted and barely realizes that anyone else exists except Christine, and even then only really as his personal instrument. 

He never actually apologizes to Christine for the shit he’s put her through and continues to put her through, but still demands obedience and forgiveness and understanding. It completely negates the entire point of POTO’s ending, where he actually realizes he’s done wrong by her and his actions pertaining her, and lets her go from his world entirely, and RESPECTING HER CHOICES AND LEAVING HER ALONE. 

Not to mention This Bitch also threatens to kidnap/possible “lose” her child if she doesn’t sing for him, keeps pushing her around and telling her what to do, and manipulating her life to change her decisions for her. 

AND HE’S FRAMED AS THE BETTER OPTION HERE

2.) Which reminds of me of the next big asshat: Raoul de Chagny, who has now become an alcoholic gambler who pushes his wife to do things she’s not comfortable doing to repay his debts, neglects his son entirely, and also is abrasive and controlling of Christine, to the point he yanks her back and forth on doing shit. Play this role! We should leave bc he was an asshole! No now we should leave bc Phantom is back! No take the role he’s paying triple! I’ll make a bet on whether she loves me to pay my debts! No wait you should quit ten minutes before you go on-stage bc I don’t want to lose you! MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND YOU MISERABLE PISSANT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Like I can understand being overprotective to a certain degree, which could eventually morph into being controlling. But neglecting your son, your wife, drinking and gambling your fortune away? ALL of that?!? Really???

Shouldn’t he be desperate to keep his wife and son close to him at all times after the events of POTO? Never leave, never go anywhere, only do what’s safe? You COULD have set this up as a continuation of Safety versus Freedom with Raoul and the Phantom, show the good and bad of both and have her choose from there. Show the dichotomies and hypocrisies of both men’s standards. 

But nope! We’re just totes gonna make the husband like this for no goddamn reason, especially since Raoul doesn’t start suspecting that Gustave (his son) isn’t really his until Devil Take the Hindmost. He’s just that much of an idiot!

3.) The presence of Madame Giry and Meg Giry. Oh gods, where to even begin? They’re pretty much only here so that Sir Andy doesn’t have to make new characters with different backstories and motivations and introduce them accordingly. Nope! Now both women are blaming Christine for leaving the Phantom Man-Baby, and talking about everything they sacrificed to help him make his stupid-ass circus, and talking about how they love him and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Madame Giry in the POTO musical YOU LED RAOUL DIRECTLY TO THE PHANTOM’S LAIR SO HE COULD RESCUE CHRISTINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE BETRAYED HIM

And, oh, Meg... she reaaaaaaaaaaaaally got the short end of the stick here. I just... poor dear, she was horribly treated in this. 

Neither of them deserved to be like this, honestly. 

4.) Christine, to a lesser extent. Experienced Literal Character Assassination, forced to choose between two horrible options, stripped of her agency entirely, used as a bet in a game between said two horrible options, lied to and dragged around constantly, should have taken Gustave and run off with Meg to run a music store together. Fcuk you Sir Andy, for using POTO characters to act out your bitterness and frustration at your ex. 

5.) The entirety of the whole Boardwalk Circus schtick, spawning an additional Fuck You to Frederick Forsythe, who thought this was a tenable option for the story to progress. 

6.) The Phantom’s deformity was literally just four lines drawn onto his face with crayon and some smeared lipstick:

what even the fcuk, you couldn’t make the make-up crayon drawing more detailed??? take more than ten minutes to draw it on???

I never thought I would say this, but even the 2004 film’s depiction was better than this! At least that one partially drew from a real medical condition, Sturge-Weber Syndrome. What the fcuk is your excuse LND?!?

7.)  The Lyrics. Oh gods, the lyrics. Some songs were decent, mostly the ones I listed up top. But the rest? Did someone forget to give the writer a more advanced/creative guide to rhyming lyrics? I wrote better shit in middle school than Glenn Slater did for the majority of these lyrics. 

Glenn my dude, what the fcuk is this nonsense? You’ve written good shit like the Tangled songs and stuff for Galavant! Why are you writing worse than an angst-ridden middle schooler? It is immensely frustrating, to say the least. 

8.) The really WEIRD direction in acting. No one here acts like they know how to move their arms or hands naturally; there’s a lot of really odd and unnecessary gesturing that makes it look like everyone has just had their limbs replaced with faulty robotic arms. There’s also a lot of leaning the characters do, with their arms perfectly straight by their side and it just looks wrong. 

9.) The Phantom’s pseudonym is Mr. Y. No, they never explain why it is he chose that particular moniker. 

10.) Bathing Beauty. Just... all of it, here, tied to POTO, present and here. 

11.) It’s been exactly 10 years since Christine saw/banged the Phantom, and her son is precisely 10 years old. 

That’s... not how pregnancy works. At all. 

12.) This weird scene with the American press, where they are absolutely obsessed with Christine, despite the facts they present, such as:

- She hasn’t performed in 10 years anywhere. 

- She was a French performer, and

- She only starred in three operas at the Populaire (Hannibal, Il Muto, and Don Juan Triumphant, which wasn’t even finished. So technically 2.2 operas that we know of). 

Why, precisely, would American reporters be so obsessed with her upon hearing she’s coming? I could see some interest given the whole shebang with the Phantom, but after 10 years of radio silence, would she really garner an entire crowd of reporters and photographers... in America, no less? 

France I could definitely see. America? Not so much. 

13.) Gustave is a flat, generic kid character, who apparently is totes the Phantom’s son because... he can play the piano well. And also has the same ideas of music as the Phantom, despite never being taught about them, or discussed such things with his mother. 

Is musical talent only inherited through the father’s side of the family in this universe? I mean, we never learn about Christine’s mother, just her famous violinist father. Otherwise, why is it Gustave’s musical talent isn’t attributed to - oh, I don’t know - HIS FAMOUS OPERA SINGER MOTHER?!?

14.) Apparently the Phantom is also now the one who invented cars OH I MEAN “horseless carriages” 🙄 A carriage with no engine and a “ghost horse” appears, and everyone is just fcuking stunned by this, like they’ve never seen a vehicle move without a horse before. In 1907. 22 years after the first functional automobile was invented. Ugh. 

15.) seriously tho who thought basing a sequel on the Frederick Forsythe novel was a good idea why did nobody think to stop him apart from Sir Andy’s pet cat Otto. why.

16) The Phantom’s interactions with Gustave are distinctly creepy and unsettling. I keep getting pedo vibes from him and I Do Not Like It.

17.) The death scene at the end is so goddamn over-the-top and out of nowhere I just want to throw something, ugh

18.) And finally, my last gripe with this mess: This takes place in 1907, and declares that it’s ten years after the original musical. Despite the fact that the OG took place in 1885. Yippy skippy. 😑

I can honestly say I am Not a Fan of this musical as a whole, mostly based on the plot and the character assassinations (one quite literal) and the poor lyrics. I can admire the camera work, the basic singing ability, the scenery and costumes, and maybe two or three songs. But I just do not enjoy it. It took me two days to finish watching it because I kept cringing from what shit kept happening, and had to walk around and listen to other shit to get it out of my head. 

HOWEVER: People do enjoy this one on the sake of it being so bad and over-the-top, and I can honestly see the whys. It helps that most of the cast can sing, and the orchestration is done well. There’s a TON of stupid to mock, and a lot of over-the-top awkwardness to laugh at. This is a good one to watch and mock with friends, IMO. 

For those of you who do enjoy it, I’m afraid I have to disagree on most of it. Still, it is nice being able to watch this one for free, even if it is a giant hot mess.

And that’s all for me on this one! Have a good week guys!

[darkandlightsides]

Why does everything happen when you’re asleep (´-`)

Because every time I go to sleep, the balance of the universe is destroyed or some shit.  I literally stayed up till 2 am and  STUFF STILL HAPPENED AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[milkbreadtoast]

o yea heads up guys...... apparently i cant draw for at least 2 months until my arm heals............... i also got a wrist brace.......so yea

[morndas]

I love love LOVEEEEEE how supportive bts is with each other, singing their "individual" songs in their group concerts and everything gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i have too much love inside me thanks to them I lOVE EM SO MUCCCCCCH

I KNOWWWWWWW 😭😭😭 i cant even think about it or i’ll cry LMAO 🤡

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SYNCHRONICITY IS THIS

I JUST SAW A POST OF LANGUAGE-LEARNING RESOURCES AND IT ACTUALLY HAD ONE INDIGENOUS [NORTH AMERICAN] LANGUAGE LISTED ON IT AND THAT LANGUAGE IS ONE I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR RESOURCES FOR A FEW WEEKS AGO (though I was also looking for another Indigenous language, which I found a lot more information on and probably could’ve done some actual learning about its grammar and stuff which would’ve been COOL though tedious, as language learning is - not that I’m saying it’s not worthwhile because it’s ALWAYS 100% OF THE TIME WORTHWHILE! LANGUAGE IS GREAT, ESPECIALLY NON-COLONIZER LANGUAGES)

BUT THE THING THAT’S KINDA MAKING ME FREAK OUT IS THAT IT IS NOT A POPULAR INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE. IT’S NOT EVEN AN INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE OF (SO-CALLED) AMERICA, AND OBVIOUSLY WHEN I WAS INITIALLY LOOKING FOR INFORMATION (such as, online translation to English capabilities) ABOUT IT I DIDN’T FIND MUCH/ENOUGH TO BE HELPFUL BUT THEN...THIS POST? HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT IT AT ALL, AS THE ONLY INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE [OF NORTH AMERICA] REPRESENTED IN THIS RANDOM POST’S LIST?

I’M JUST

WHATEVER THIS MEANS

NOPE! I GUESS I’M DONE THEN. THAT’S A NOPE. IT’S A SIGN, AND I’M TAKING IT AS NOT A GOOD ONE. IT’S FINE I’LL JUST WORK ON SOMETHING ELSE

OMG

NO THANK YOU 😭

But wait, what if it’s a sign that I should actually consider it being an even bigger part of my story, since as much as I’ve thought about it it’s only had a very small influence on the story... Hm. But that changes things...and I’m not a fan of change...LOL Well, I know what I have for the story isn’t anywhere near well-rounded enough anyway so maybe it’s worth considering...and that post is worth looking into. x_x GaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[fohfxcksake]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CACACACACCAWCCWACAWCAWCWACAWCAWCACWAWCAWCACWCACAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

have h eve r anted to fly flying is so cool HAVE U EVE RNWTSED TK FKY

yes.... ive wanted to flap my wings and eat the sky.....

[eleanorose123]

christmas is in a week and im still fuckin at school until friday gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ectoimp]

Nooooooooooooo I had to drain my fishtank and move it to a new shelf, and even though I put the same water back in, my crypt that ive been slowly growing for a year is melting. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna cry over my freaking plant. That took so long to grow gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah