#gAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[starker1975]

Hahaha we feed these two stray cats and one is super friendly and one is very skittish. They are super gay with each other though and always canoodling. And the one that’s friendly will come in our house sometimes. And omg tonight the skittish one was looking through our glass door watching over his lil bf like 😠 give him back!!! and then the friendly one was touching noses with him through the glass like “I’m right here” 🥺 and it was so Spock and Kirk from Into Darkness coded. Like absolutely gay as fuck.

[montanabohemian]

#that gay ass turleneck smh

HOUSE M.D. • S1E05 ↳ “Damned If You Do”

[quintessential-candles]

Just remembered that I initiated my boyfriend and I’s first kiss… I literally hate kissing what is this, how did I let myself forget this!?

[parasitoidism]

I used to like yosuke more but the more I started liking kanji the less tolerant I’ve become of him

[evil-cowboypeanut-anon]

gayass

"Ok that's it I'm grabbing the sickle"

[niikaido]

omg she is ❤️

is she holding a falin plush? that is so so cute 🥹

[fleabagdiaz]

EDDIE WHO IS GOING TO BE GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[jellyfishtoenail]

Dumb Tankmen headcannons

Captain (John)

Panromantic and asexual. Like, yes he makes c0ck jokes but the second you actually whip yours out he's disgusted

S3x neutral, thinks it's funny just doesn't wanna be a part of it

Is short hahahahah (is actually average height: 5"8')

Was a COD kid. Thankfully, only the c0ck jokes stayed

Has Adhd and is a little socially unaware (ex. making C0CK JOKES in front of his colleagues)

Drinks p!ss (ex. spooky month and Ted saying his beer tastes like pee). Why? No clue. He's just weird like that.

The thing about getting a st!ffy wasn't a joke at all, he actually just gets one when the enemy is nearby. Like a spidey sense. "My divk senses are tingling"

Steve

Greysexual and Greyromantic

John is literally the only person he's ever been attracted to in his 30 years of life

He does like John s3xually but doesn't do anything about it because he loves him, with s3x or without

Still calls John "Captain" on the battlefield, but when alone, he'll just call him John

Literally everyone knows him and John are gay but he still tries to keep it a secret. And fails when John gets too fruity for the 29383th time

EXTREMELY competitive. Like, if you lose, you'll never hear the end of it. If you win, he won't talk to you for days. Although he has been working on calming down a little.

Has anger issues but has been working through them too. (I mean you kinda have to if you're gonna date John tbh-)

Ted

Is nicknamed teddy bear by everyone and he HATES it

It came from after being shot in the d!vk by enemy tankmen he used a teddy bear to stop the bleeding from his down there. Someone thought he was doing it to the teddy bear and spread that rumour, causing the nickname

45 (cringe)

Asexual Aromantic

Also was a huge COD kid. Unfortunately, the COD brainrot stayed 😔

Tankwoman

Someone save her why is everyone so weird to her-

Probably the smartest out of all of them

Idk i don't have much to say. Just wish she got more screentime and the guys (cough, cough TED) were less creepy to her

Bill

The guy everyone is SURE is gay but is somehow straight

Like that one teacher we KNEW was gay until he started talking about his wife and kids

Acoustic (welcome to the club, bill)

Rip bozo

Skittles

18-19

The one shooting everyone in the dingaling

Has daddy issues (real)

Tim

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Has a huge crush on commander (captain of enemy tankmen)

Objectum. Cuz why not

Definitely a little neurodivergent just nobody knows which one he has

Was a minecraft and undertale kid (me too, buddy, me too.)

Literally just follows Commander everywhere like a dumb puppy

Commander

Honestly just trying to do his job and defeat the tankmen (an asshole, but a focused asshole)

Is okay with tim following his as long as he does his job and doesn't get too close

Homophobic/j

Called tim a dumb puppy once and has regretted it ever since

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy throws rocks at them

[grimmzmoth]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[kerryweaverlesbian]

I'm gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[nightmareishomophobic]

EHEHEHHEHEH

You've been anon'd

So I have beef w/ another version of you because they killed my cousin on stream in minecraft (turtle) /silly /j

Anyways your def gay

-Tortoise anon

"Haha!" "Also I'm NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Ooc: How dare the other version of nootnoot do that!! >:( /silly)

[lowcallyfruity]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

😢😢 hey man that’s not nice

[ztmachine]

The great gatsby is just

Oh Gatsby is so lonely is he? Should someone touch their head to his shoulder, Tom? Do you want it to be you?

Oh my God he's so fucking gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oh you were close friends, were you? Oh I've never heard that one before. /s

Small compilation of the transformation of the definition of "gay".

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

help the crush demon has come to strangle me yet again

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

in all seriousness though goodluck with the crush :)

[hunter-rps]

[i cover my mouth my face completely red while Gabe escapes your grip preparing to fight]

[i nervously knock on Riri's door] um darling can you come here for a second

[He nods and opens the door]

Yeah?