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i know it was during the final attack against the abyss and all that, but like... paimon we've seen them all together before, stop acting like this is the first time

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I'm a bit embarrassed to admit this but I read your fic about Sidon getting kidnapped and him wearing a shock collar awoke something in me.

I liked your fanfic, great work dude.

thank you for reading and enjoying my fanfic!!!

truth be told my neighbours have this dog, she's a border collie and she used to bark a lot, so her owners put a shock collar on her. she's so quiet now. she just stays out in the garden and she watches and she doesn't make a sound because, she's afraid I guess. i felt that was a very cruel existence.

so naturally i had to put Sidon through that :)

sorry if the reason behind it is less sexy than you thought lmaooo

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

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sex is cool but imagine having a will to live

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It’s crazy to me that some people expect us to carry on baby I can’t function

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you ever realise your mental illness isn’t just something you say you have but it’s actually gonna be with you for the rest of your life and then you can’t sleep or breathe because you know you’re going to feel this horrible for the rest of your life and it’s never gonna stop being so fucking scary all the time?

no?

yeah me neither

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Five Things orphan_account Said

In Five Things, orphan_account discusses having one of AO3's oldest accounts, preserving fanworks, and being mistaken for a real person. Read more on otw-news.org/yck7a29c

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Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

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NAME A TRANS WOMAN

FOR ONE DOLLAR 🫳💵 NAME A TRANS WOMAN

kurt cobain 💵🫲

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to