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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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Apparently because my dad watches so much Bake Off he’s only learned the British terms for certain things. Like he was going on about caster sugar and I was like what the hell are you talking about and he was actually talking about superfine baker’s sugar.

And I’m sure now I’m about to get ten million comments from other Americans who have only learned about superfine sugar from Bake Off calling me crazy so come on, let me hear ‘em. I can take it. I’m expecting you.

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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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You ever have that "hungry but nauseous" feeling about activities? Like you really really want to do something and you've got plenty of fun hobbies and things you could pick from but all of the options turn your stomach so you're just laying there bored and angry about it.

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OH. MY. GOD. KILL. YOUR. SELF.

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Honestly the only thing that's hung me up about Link's Awakening so far is accepting that these are the exact same guy

And I wish we got to keep the chompy dog

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just have to make sure

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First thing even part way finished in weeks and it’s a Lynel Link.

“For Who Could Ever Learn From Love” is the Lynel Link fanfic I have wanted since I first saw the concept.

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what is HAPPENING

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What’s the capital of Spain?

It's either Barcelona or Madrid. To find which, roll 1d20+2d4 and divide by THAC0, then look it up on Wikipedia.

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my mind is poisoned do u still wanna hangout

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nice thing about getting angry at snow while shoveling it is that you can hit it with the shovel and it doesn't hurt anything. except my wrist but what else is new

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The Rito Champion: Ravioli