#g’damn

[felrend]

I posted 4,882 times in 2022

That's 4,833 more posts than 2021!

921 posts created (19%)

3,961 posts reblogged (81%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@deadletterpoets

@loveblcd

@boobaloof

@felrend

@witheringfears

I tagged 4,126 of my posts in 2022

Only 15% of my posts had no tags

#horizon forbidden west - 1,561 posts

#aloy - 1,445 posts

#erend - 762 posts

#screen shots - 615 posts

#erend vanguardsman - 462 posts

#kotallo - 435 posts

#hfw spoilers - 419 posts

#ereloy - 338 posts

#lmao - 228 posts

#varl - 215 posts

Longest Tag: 96 characters

#this is what took me so freakin long because i'm so indecisive and i kept getting distracted lol

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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1,130 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

#4

Erend, Varl, Kotallo, Zo, Alva talking about Aloy:

Aloy:

1,372 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

#3

The Outsiders

2,094 notes - Posted July 27, 2022

#2

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2,616 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Same

12,343 notes - Posted July 30, 2022

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[skbeaumont]

Joel Miller is whimpering.

You’re grinding down on his cock, legs straddling his waist, hands buried in the grown-out hair that curls at the base of his neck and he’s whimpering into your ear, a desperate, breathy sound that reverberates in his chest and makes your cunt clench around him. Every sound he makes is delicious, a symphony of sin that has the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end.

“So good for me,” he breathes into the side of your neck, teeth barely grazing your throat, “perfect little cunt squeezing me so goddamn tight.”

He grips your ass, thick fingers digging into your flesh so firmly that you’re sure they’ll leave marks, little fingerprint bruises that you’ll carry with you for the rest of the week. You cant your hips, dragging your slick-covered core against him, and he makes the same sound again, the whimper spilling out of him, unbidden.

“Fuck, baby,” he keens, “got me moaning like a g’damn whore.”

He picks up the pace then, tries to wrest back control, slamming his hips up into yours. All it takes is one circle of your hips, though, and he stills, stomach muscles contracting with effort of not coming right there and then. He squeezes his eyes shut, sweat beading between the thick tendrils of the curls on his forehead as he lets out a shaky breath through his nose.

“Gonna kill me, darlin’” he tells you, opening his eyes onto yours, his pupils blown wide, “y’should have a fuckin’ health warning attached.”

This makes you laugh, a high giggle that Joel mirrors, his own lip curving up into a half-grin. You raise yourself in his lap again, feel the delicious stretch of his cock inside you, pulling half out and then sinking back down. Two more slow circles of your hips, hardly a movement at all but the combination of it and the sweet clench of your cunt and Joel’s swearing again, hissing a desperate breath out through his teeth this time, the blunt edges of his fingernails now pressed against the flesh of your hips. One more circle and he comes undone beneath you, cock twitching inside you, his jaw dropping with the sweet shock of it.

"Jesus fuck, baby," he gasps as you rock gently against him, drawing out his orgasm, the last whimper falling against your own lips when you lean down to kiss him.

He might be the one man in Jackson everyone’s afraid of, the guy lots of folk will cross the road to avoid bumping into, but when you’re in his lap, naked and writhing, Joel Miller’s nothing more than a whimpering fool.

[f10werfae]

babes please tell us how our hot lumberjack daddy of a husband is doing😭😭😭😭🫶🏽

- He’s doing amazingly omds. Ever since baby bun has given birth to the twins he’s been staying home more and planning more day outs for the family. (Growing evermore protective of his precious woman and their tiny tots) He’s still so animalistic growling when he even senses another man looking at his wife, his large burly arms wrapping around her waist to bring her flush against his chest; leaving her in a fit of giggles and swooning. Since their trip to Disneyland he’s definitely relied a bit more on his mother to take the kids every so often so he can savour baby bun, practically ruining her until they need a new headboard with a new baby expected on the way.

- When baby bun is out helping her grandparents, or on one of her daily walks out in the gardens by herself, she’ll most likely come back to her baby twins sleeping on top of their daddy’s wide chest making her sleepy herself. So ultimately she finds herself cramming herself into Henry’s side (He’s strong enough to hold her up anyway) watching her family nap together.

- “G’damn miracle are ya sure you’re 6 months old” He’d grimace having to change the diapers of his babies, one thing he didn’t realise when becoming a father was how much these little ones eat and shit

- “C’mere sugar, wan’ hold ya” He’d whine nearly every night, pulling Y/n closer and flush against his chest, kissing her naked body and fondling her until she falls asleep from his touch with a comforting orgasm

- He’s embracing the girl dad life with Iris, her big eyes capturing her daddy in a spell just like her momma. When she’s older Henry ends up in pink tutus, kiddie makeup and sitting at a tea party with the best of her stuffed animals. Beau on the other hand is very independent so of course he takes an interest into Henry’s business, sitting on his lap at big important meetings when it comes to his properties + company etc. Overall both Iris and Beau love spending time with their daddy especially in his wood workshop where he works on his side business. Although Henry would make sure his babies would never know the dark side of his business (unless one would show an interest in taking over) They didn’t need to know how he had basically gate-keeped their mother selfishly from the world, they didn’t need to know how he had stalked her initially nor how he had manipulated her into thinking she had a choice in all this.

But Maybe she did because even a blind man could see Henry’s guard dissolving just for her, his number 1 baby, Y/n

[zialltops]

Can we have a teeny tiny little crumb of h&h? I miss them! I hope your healing up and your thumb is feeling better!

Were so close to the next chapter being done! My thumb is feeling alright but last Thursday I changed my coworkers tire and completely crushed my finger. I mean, my skin “popped” for lack of better words, in three different places and well, whatever was inside my skin was evicted. The nail bed was completely destroyed and it’s currently falling off. The tip of my finger (about a cm of skin) just fell off last night. On the plus, my stitches comes out soon and i still have (most of) my finger!

My body has been put through the ringer this last week and a half! I had my whole chest tattooed last weekend and from mid stomach to under-boob was done Saturday. (A combined eighteen hours of tattooing 😭) but boy oh boy do i feel and look like a bad ass 🤣

Anyways, enough about me. Lets talk about these two idiots.

“She’s just cryin’ for me, ain’t she, Honey?” His drawl sounds like sweet tea on a hot summer afternoon, like your sight set on the Austin sunset from the seat of a old saddle, driving cattle through tall grass and endless horizons.

Being touched by Joel Miller feels like coming home.

He finds a steady pace, working his fingers in and out, each drag punctuated by the ridges of his knuckles and the rough pads of his finger tips. Just faintly, you can make out the obscenely wet sounds it makes every time he fucks his fingers into you intentionally. It’s instantaneous the way heat blooms in your pelvis, knotting up in your stomach until you’re so overwhelmed, you’re trembling in his grip. “She’s so fuckin’ greedy, pretty little cunt needs to be stuffed, don’t she? G’damn, you’re quiverin’—you gonna cum f’me already?” His words are like a dirty secret, never meant to be revealed—knowing exactly what kind of storm that truth would bring. Let the rain pour down, let the thunder crack and the gusts rip the apprehension from your bones—because Joel Miller wants you and you’ve been begging for this moment for two years.

You’ve imagined this a million times, slipped your fingers between your legs to the mere idea of this revered and dignified southern gentleman—more once you’d put a face to the elusive cowboy. No matter how deeply you lost yourself to your imagination, none of it will ever amount to the way cold brick feels against your exposed back, the way denim jeans ruffs up the insides of your smooth thighs, the way a felt Stetson bumps against your temple when his fingers curl against a spot inside of you no man has ever found, dragging the air from your lungs, robbing your vocal cords of their melody.

[pacifistcowboy]

@rabbithaver cedar

does anyone know what this is???

[solemnlyswear93]

Merry Christmas (if you celebrate)!!🎄❤️ I hope you’re all having a wonderful December. ❤️ Things are starting to settle down over here (knock on every g’damn surface) and I’ll be back to creating stories for you in the new year. 😊

[wonhosmistress]

I just watched the ATEEZ trailer and y’all don’t understand how much I needed this. Kings motherfuckin’ served CUNT cause g’damn they all look so fine, also San and Seonghwa RIP To me cause I’m deceasedd🥴

But like Hoongjoong’s sadistic smile had me giggling like a little girl. I love the concept of psychotic men cause man’s got me running for him, just one chance Mr. Kim!!

[eureka-its-zico]

When I tell you that the OPLA Zoro has me by the throat I MEAN THAT SHIT WITH MY WHOLE G’DAMN CHEST

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

I just binge read Always Him (I’m in the process of moving and haven’t been making time to read😭🤚) and HOLY ASDFGHJKL B R O 😭😭 I am: obsessed. the g’damn spray bottle murders me dead every time, it’s so funny, I gotta steal that idea frfr, my friends irl are absolutely unhinged😭🤚

but oof, yeah, Always Him is legit so good and I look forward to seeing where it goes bc like, we haven’t even met Yeosang yet👀🫣🤭

-☘️

Omg thank you 🥺💕 it was just a spur of the moment decision to make this au so I'm happy hear that people enjoy it 🥰

Lots more crazy drama to come! And the spray bottle is here to stay !!!

[felrend]

[twstchaos]

Day 153 of my daily visitor post, ehehe!!!

G’damn, Peepaw, back here again. Don’t get me wrong, I love your visits, but dayum welcome back again for the FOURTEENTH time to Ramshackle, Lilia~

Time to read today’s fortune!!!

Is coconut-flavored real? ‘Cause if it is, I wouldn’t mind tryin’ it.

[bookworm105616]

So I put my boots on today, which I haven’t worn in a while. And I noticed that they felt a little weird, but I’m kind of used to putting up unpleasant sensations so I ignored. Eventually took them off and tipped then out and—

Seeds. Sunflower seeds. My boots were full of fucking sunflower seeds. Guys, I don’t even eat sunflower seeds. There aren’t any in the house. I’m losing my g’damn mind.

[joe-moi]

https://www.tumblr.com/joe-moi/734476669412392960/i-am-pretty-flat-chested-34-b-and-that-surprises?source=share

32DD nonnie again. And oh geez 🛼 I’m the same both big front and back and I’m pretty thin and pair ALL that with being petite (4’10) it’s a g’damn recipe for disaster looking for clothes

4’10 with double d’s?!? I’m at least tallish with DD. I also have a tiny waist so clothes look like they are too big because I have to size up to fit the 🍒 and the 🍑

[nirvanawrites111]

Since I participated in the poll, it’s my duty to offer you an idea or two 💡✨

Jimin is so used to being the confident, bold and flirty one and so his company decides to hire you a new photographer in the Kpop industry, known within a small circle of the most popular idols like Taemin, Kai, etc and most recently ATEEZ. You caught his eye mostly with Taemins’ and Kai’s concepts. He wants you and no one else. Jimin goes back and forth with his manager, co-workers and even Bang. PD about the amount of money offered for you to take the job. Not that they couldn’t afford it but it was a lot and it would be a big risk to hire a new photographer only for the photos to be opposite of what he had he in mind. (Got this from the FACE concept photoshoot) and you not only prove everyone wrong but also intimidate Jimin in the process. Which is new for him? He’s never been intimidated by anyone else but you had that effect on him.

Do with this idea what you will!✨

Tweak it, make it better or go a different route I don’t mind at all but I just know that you’ll do an amazing job since you’re so g’damn talented.🖤🖤🖤

Thank you bby for this bomb ass idea!! I love a good challenge. I'm really excited about this! Again, thank you so much for all the love and support.

[bxdbxdboy]

“Gawd-G’Damn! These poor kids. Jesus!”