#gêmeo

[puppydogbell]

chat is this real

[rainy-day-wizard]

“We grew up so very close”

“A parasite needs a host.”

“I’m only trying to do what is best for us!”

[comfymoth]

cellbit and bagi…….. but like……… baby kittens

[3lle-l-black]

[atthebell]

this was so fucking funny cellbit can just skateboard away from every conversation

[louissatturi]

GAY VS LESBIAN

[TRANSLATION]

[Bagi]:"today a gay will ruin my day" in this case the gay is my twin brother, in the end we will kinda end the stigma that was created in modern family that lesbians and gays hate each other because the gay is my twin brother innit? And the lesbian is me, in case it wasn't clear

[miscellaneoussmp]

Do you think that Bagi and Cellbit grew up with stories of their dead grandfather?

Do you think they heard about how he never returned from prison? How he must of died there?

Do you think when they were young, too young to understand, the twins promised they would grow up to be investigators and find their grandfather? Bagi was so close. Cellbit will never know. They kept part of their promise, isn't that something?

Is Cellbit named after his grandfather? They look a lot alike, don't they? Was his first brush with the paranormal trying to reach out for his grandfather?

Did Bagi find two near identical mugshots when looking for her brother? One of them is over forty years old at this point. Did she wonder if her family is cursed in someway?

[flowergardeninthewall]

Doomed siblings my beloathed. What do you mean they never got to actually connect with eachother in a meaningful way? That they just parted ways?

[susie-dreemurr]

Translating the “Property of Captain Cellbit” books, aka young Cellbit’s diaries, for English speakers. This was from, I think, 28/10/2023.

Translations of all the books are under the read more.

— Day 34 of exploring!!!

After a week carefully examining the dangerous territory denominated as the “Mystery Lands,” me, Captain Cellbit and my sister, Sargent Bagi, found the perfect place

For our base of operations!

A vegetal species of oak with a similar size to our inicial base (house). We believe that together we can make a headquarters for all the secrets that can be found on this “Land.”

Sargent Bagi says she wants to have a swing in one of the branches of the house. A fantastic idea! If we reach enough strength and high on the swing, we’ll get to see the whole terrain around us!

— Day 45 of exploring!!!

On future days, important achievements will be accomplished, where we will win against all our enemies, but before that, me and Bagi need to practice our defenses.

For this reason today we will start the “Special Training For Explorers!” With mama’s help I was able to build two wooden swords. Mommy didn’t let them be sharp, even through a lot of pleading, but I think this is enough for now!

We’ll practice a lot against each other until we’re ready!

— Day 46 of exploring!!!

Today I want to leave this entry here as a reminder on what to do in case something like this repeats.

On our training yesterday, an accident occurred, and Sargent Bagi was hit

With too much strength by my sword, so at the moment she’s mad at me. To be fair in this situation, she could have dodged better from my attacks, but I admit I may have been a tad too harsh on her. She refuses to look at me

And hasn’t been speaking with me since yesterday.

So today I’ll try to make her forgive me, because exploring The Mystery Lands isn’t the same without her. I tried, it wasn’t fun. I’ll do the biggest surprise for her.

I was able to get together all Bagi’s favorite flowers, all my candy, and I’ll give it all in a big present to apologize. I hope it works, I don’t wanna live with her ignoring me forever.

— Day 167 of exploring!!!

Today, great progress was made in the conquest of the Mystery Lands. Not only was our base completed, but it seems we’re finding out more and more of what surrounds us.

Strange creatures and secrets that seem to slip through our fingers, all around us. It’s like trying to look behind the curtain of a spectacle. I know there’s something bigger behind the show, I just need to look for it better.

I’ll make sure the investigation has a better place to be organized, now that we’re sure another big hole from our base’s floor won’t fall.

— Day 490 of exploring!!!

After observing the workers of the area a lot, I managed to figure out their patterns. They get out of a “tent” each morning, but there are way too many of them to live on a terrain so small.

Tomorrow I’ll investigate this to the best of my abilities.

Unfortunately Sargent Bagi won’t be able to come with me. Yesterday on our training she broke one of the vases mommy made, so she’s grounded until next week.

But this can’t wait. I’ll report everything I find there. She doesn’t know about my plan, I want it to be a surprise for when I come back and are able to show all that I could do without her knowing. It’ll be a great surprise that will cheer her up a lot.

— To Bagi

Bagi, I’m sorry. I can’t come back. I can’t bring you with me or try to warn you. I have to go.

If everything goes well, you’ll be able to find this and know everything. But don’t trust the workers. Don’t trust the cops, don’t trust anyone.

I saw everything inside, they were doing all this beneath our very feet… it’s horrible, Bagi. You don’t deserve this, I don’t want you to have to live with these guys. So meet me on the other side of this ocean Bagi. I’ll be going now, I don’t care if I have to swim until

luck, I’ll swim a few kilometers and stop at some other island and then swim again.

But I won’t come back. Never will I come back to this terrain.

[hey-i-am-trying]

Bagi is explaning that her role play will not be a blood thirsty thing. She said her character is much more a manipulative character. Bagi and Cellbit talked off rp about the characters and they already had decided that Bagi would be against his character because she is a very detective like character that avoids innocent lives being killed, while Cellbit said that his character is in a much more crazy moment, he is a lot more instable and doesn't care about hurting innocent lives

[chapinii]

ak!bagi is !bagi... the twins never got their happy ending I feel SICK (also rip bagina u were too powerful I fear)

[lgbtiba]

This is how yesterday went right

Og image vv

[comfymoth]

you know how little bitty kittens have those little bitty tails that just look like triangles, always sticking straight up. um. um. what if. baby cellbit and bagi………………..

[3lle-l-black]

Okay, but have you ever thought about how helpful Fred and George would be to their girlfriends?

those men are intelligent and very creative, they are tall and athletes

Arthur passed the "protect those I love" genetics to his children. Molly must have taught her kids how to cook (Maybe not perfectly, but they know how to do it) and clean, with magic probably but you understand

Are you hungry but don't wanna cook? your boyfriend

bookshelf too high? your boyfriend

feet hurting from walking so much? he would carry you, you know that

Fred and George would be helpful boyfriends

Edit: Oh and in my new fic, Fred is a very helpful boyfriend

[atthebell]

something something cellbit telling bagi that he wishes he'd been strong enough to fight to stay & strong enough to remember and her being like you fucking idiot you were a child. and he's like okay so you're allowed to feel guilty for not protecting me, for taking so long to find me? a child literally the same exact age as me? they make me crazy i can picture them arguing about it now