#g Wagen

[nicholask-la]

From December, 2024

[wellwornwornwell]

[noloversworld]

Forgot for a second who rules the world

[mensfactory]

Mansory Gronos Coupé EVO C

[hockeymilf]

TE37s on a G.

[pablodelarcorey]

Mercedes-Benz / G-Class / Gorden Wagener / Bodykit

[hsmagazine254]

The Legend Unveiled: A Journey Through the History of the Mercedes G-Class

Tracing the Remarkable Evolution of an Iconic Off-Roader When it comes to legendary off-road vehicles, the Mercedes G-Class stands tall, both in stature and reputation. From its military origins to its current status as a luxury SUV icon, the G-Class has a history as rich as its capabilities. In this article, we’ll embark on a fascinating journey through time, exploring the evolution of the…

[octuscle]

Proll-Stalking

Alter, wenn du 'n richtiger Assi bist, dann denkt halt keiner, dass du was auf’m Kasten hast. Scheiße, als ob einer checken würde, dass du längst am Drücker bist und dass es genug Leute gibt, die dir ihre Kohle hinterherwerfen und auch noch freiwillig deine Sneaker putzen. Kenn ich nur zu gut. Und wenn du dann mit den Jungs nach Lloret de Mar ballerst, glaubt natürlich keiner, dass du in der Business Class sitzt. Jedes Mal dasselbe an der Kontrolle, die fummeln mich da gründlich ab. Aber wenn der Security-Typ heiß ist, schieb ich meine Goldkette schön in die Tasche, bevor’s durch die Schleuse geht.

Dieser Spasti, der mir seit der Kontrolle auf den Fersen hängt, denkt echt, er könnte mich verarschen. Alter, der muss aber früher aufstehen! Sein Plan? Gar nicht mal so schlecht, aber mega leicht zu durchschauen. Dass der Steward mir meinen Jacky Cola über die Hose kippt und dann meint, ich soll den Platz wechseln? Lächerlich! Aber ey, kein Problem, ich hab’s eh gern, wenn mir einer im Schritt rumreibt. Außerdem gibt’s schlimmere Sitznachbarn als so Typen mit Bomberjacke und kantigem Gesicht.

Der Penner gibt sich Mühe, locker zu bleiben, während ich auf meinem Handy 'n paar goile Proll-Bilder als Wichsvorlage durchscrolle. Klar, er glotzt rüber, kann nicht anders. Und natürlich kriegt er 'n Harten. Natürlich folgt er mir auf’s Klo. Und natürlich ist er, wenn er meinen Dödel sieht, plötzlich keine harte Sau mehr, sondern nur noch 'n kleiner devoter Wichser mit ’nem Steifen.

Der Steward drückt mir zum Abschied noch 'nen Jacky Cola in die Hand, und der Wichser darf schön meine Tasche tragen. Klar, Alter, ich kann viel, aber trinken, cool aussehen und gleichzeitig meinen Louis-Vuitton-Weekender schleppen? Nicht drin. Sieht auch besser aus, wenn ich jemanden hab, der den Hampelmann für mich macht.

Der Bullen-Spitzel? Natürlich ohne Gepäck, musste ja spontan hinter mir her. Was für ’ne erbärmliche Tarnung, was für 'n Loser. Aber 'n knackigen Arsch und 'ne Zunge hat der, das muss man ihm lassen. Er packt mir die Tasche in den Kofferraum der G-Klasse, die mich abholt. Fragt noch, ob wir uns die Tage mal sehen. Alter, ist der dumm! Aber hey, ich spiel gern mit Idioten, die mich unterschätzen. Frag ihn, ob er Bock hat, ins Hotel zu kommen. Klar sagt er „Ja“. Jackpot, denkt er. Jackpot, denk ich.

Natürlich kann der Bulle sich im Auto nicht zurückhalten. Er hat gerade erst in 10.000 Metern Höhe meinen Schwanz gelutscht, jetzt kann er nicht bis ins Hotel warten. Eigentlich würde ich ihm meinen Sabber lieber in den Arsch als in die Fresse schießen. Aber ein guter Proll ist zur Stelle, wenn ein Loch gefüllt werden muss. Auch, wenn es eine Bullenfresse ist. Der Fahrer des Wagens ist eine coole Sau. Und eine clevere. Aus den geilen Boxen vom AMG dröhnt „Fick die Polizei“ von Automatikk. Passend!

Im Hotel fragt der Bulle, ob er mal duschen darf. Klar, sag‘ ich, aber bitte auch den Arsch gut ausspülen, bevor ich ihn ficke. Aus der Dusche kommt lautes Stöhnen. Klar, ich habe ihn noch nicht abspritzen lassen, das muss er jetzt nachholen, der Wichser. Ich durchsuche mal seine Jacke. Stinkt geil nach Zigaretten und Bullenschweiß. Muss man ihm lassen, ne geile Sau ist er. Handschellen hat er auch dabei. Das Bett hat Gitterstäbe am Kopfteil. Dann weiß ich schon, was ich mit den Handschellen anfangen werde. Und wenn die Sau so richtig durchgevögelt ist, gehen wir mit den Jungs einen Saufen. Er mag noch ein Bulle sein. Aber Lloret verlässt er als Proll-Sau!

Goile Pics von @proll4you

If you liked to read this in English, please let me know!

[kiestrokes]

Day 5 & 6: Bad Friend | NSFW

▸ Idol: Yoon Jeonghan of SVT | Park Chanyeol of EXO ▸ Rating: NSFW. Mature (18+) Minors DNI. ▸ Genre: hard hour, smut, friends to ??? ▸ Vibe: Your bad boy best friend is tired of watching other men play with you...incorrectly. ▸ Warnings: language probably.

Sexually Explicit Content: kissing, illusions to sex, fondling, oral (female receiving) idk its smut without the details nothing too crazy.

🗝️ Note: Has not beta-ed by me or anyone else. Sorry its late work is still sooo insane.

Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted below.

「 25 Hours: Hard, Soft and WIP-mas Masterlist 」

Yoon Jeonghan

Best friend Hannie, that has a motorcycle, pretty earrings, that's always giving you those bedrooms eyes, listening to you complain about situationship after situationship, until you’re heartbroken one night, sniffling and he can't take it anymore, watching these pathetic excuses of men yanking you around, wiping tears from your face with his thumb, before pressing the damp pad to your lips, raising his eyebrows in an unspoken question, you nod and his lips are on yours, fingers clutching at the lapels of his leather jacket, his tongue twisting with yours in ways no other guy has taken the time to do, his pretty fingers squeezing your soft parts, deep grunts of appreciation hummed into the cavern of your throat, Jeonghan is all too happy to put you in your rightful place aka folded under him screaming his name as an orgasm rolls over the both of you.

Park Chanyeol

Chanyeol slams the door to his G-Wagen, as you sit quietly in the passenger seat, the two of you out for a simple chicken and beer Friday night dinner when you caught your boyfriend on a date with this ex, Chanyeol drives the two of you away from the scene, stopping briefly to retrieve snacks and drinks at a 7-11, then carting you off to his apartment, where the two of you sit watching tv in silence, drinking and eating and discussing all the horrible things about your ex, you slip up saying he never got you off, causing Chanyeol to choke on his beer mid sip, his eyes change as they take you in, he asks if any guy has gotten you off, you shrug and shake your head no, Chanyeol groans, and you laugh at his distress, he tugs you into his lap informing you this is not a laughing matter, you sober as he asks if he could give it a try, tucking an errant strand of hair behind your ear, you give him a nod and he grins devilishly, before laying you down on the plush carpet to strip your bottoms off, set on making you come as many times as you can stand on his tongue, grunting each time your hands tug at his bleached strands, biceps flexing under your thighs, holding your legs open, until the only thing you're crying about is his name.

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[nicholask-la]

From December, 2024

[canuckerrant]

also annoying is how this has a spillover effect to Canada, as US automakers' decisions for the NA market affect Canada

There's a new Not Just Bikes out about the hazards of SUV's to pedestrians and road traffic and there's something really funny about it.

Aside from the road death statistics, do you know where I've heard every single complaint about how SUV's are oversized fashion cars, how no one tows shit, how CAFE and the chicken tax ruined small trucks and cars, how if you do real work you should get a van and how if you have a family you should get a station wagon?

I hear it from American car guys.

Car guys hate the chicken tax and even if the reasons are different, they hate CAFE's weird imbalance. They want station wagons and sedans because those are fun to drive.

They are permanently frustrated that if you want a light two wheel drive truck you have to purchase the Ford Ranger from like 2012. If you search any car forum you'll hear endless complaints about how you're fucked on importing a Japanese light truck because the chicken tax will hit you for an extra 25% even if it's a decade old.

Americans in car forums are full of guys who just had kids looking for a normal minivan because they understand what makes good cars and don't want an SUV with no trunk space.

I'm not suggesting that there's some kind of existing unified front between urbanists and petrolheads but it is funny how both groups feel the same way about mainstream vehicle trends.

[thatztyv]

Love You Slow

Kᴏʀᴅᴇɪ Cᴏʀsᴏ

(core-dee-uh core-so)

I was finishing getting ready in front of the bathroom mirror. I was trying to zip up my dress.

I turned around to call Jack for some help. When I was half way calling him my eyes gazed upon him standing in the door frame with his arms crossed and his eyes looking me up and down.

"You in that dress is doing things to me”, he said under his breath.

"Zip my dress", I said and rolled my eyes.

He walked behind me and zipped my dress slowly while keeping eye contact with me in the mirror. He then hugged me from behind and whispered.

"You know what, I think we should stay home tonight.”

He smirked while unzipping my dress.

I reached behind me and grasped his wrist.

"Zip my dress back up Jackman. How you gone plan a party then not show up?"

"You're no fun", he said and stuck his tongue out at me.

He zipped my dress and shook his hand out my grasp, placing it on my waist and tucked his head in the crook of my neck.

First he started kissing my neck then he started teasingly biting. I closed my eyes and placed my hands on top of his.

"Jack", I groaned.

His phone started ringing, so he pulled back and answered it.

He rubbed my stomach and side as he talked.

"I'm sure she'll make it Bryson", he said, before slowly moving his hand up and grasping my left breast. "Mmhm."

We locked eyes in the mirror and I bit my lip. I pushed my butt back on him and he abruptly brought his hand to my throat.

"Don't sweat it.. You still got the other key right?... Ight, we should be there in a few."

He hung up and bent me over the sink, running his hand up and down my back. "You do things to me."

"Things like what? Make you horny?", I said and slightly twerked on him.

"Damn, you fine", he mumbled.

I stood up straight and faced him, giving him a quick peck on the lips. "We should get going."

"Imma fuck you before the night over", he said before pulling me in for another kiss.

.✿.

"You look good Druski", Jack said as he bit his lip, looking him up and down.

"Thanks? You good man?", Druski asked raising a brow at him.

"I'm great", he said with a smirk.

"Nigga you making me uncomfortable", he chuckled.

"I'm sorry, I just get so nervous around you", he said and rubbed his chest.

"KC get your man", Druski chuckled turning to me.

I held my hands up and laughed. "Aye I'm not in that."

"Shhh it's ok man", Jack said and tapped Druski's nose.

"Jack don't touch me bro", he laughed and swatted his hand away.

"Am I making you uncomfortable sweetie?"

"Yo where Bryson at?", Druski chuckled before he walked away. "He needa come get his weird ass friend."

.✿.

"Y'all having fun tonight?", Jack said into the mic.

Everybody cheered.

"Good deal, good deal", he hummed. "Enjoy yallselves!"

The intro to I Got A Shot started playing and I immediately took the mic from Jack.

"I got a shot it's not a pistol. Number one spot I'm too official. Name ringin' bells like school dismissal. She think I'm cold, I seen her nipples", I rapped.

"Go KC! Go KC!", Druski said beside me, hyping me up.

"I got a shot, it's off the dribble. She brought a friend, I'm in the middle. This one right here ain't sentimental. But I know you remember, I know you remember."

"Cause now I'm somebody you used to know", Druski sung.

"Hang at the places I used to go", I sung.

"Drivin' G-Wagen with Louis V bags. Mm, you must be used to those."

"I got a shot, it's not a pistol. Number one spot, I'm too official. Name ringin' bells like school dismissal. But I know you remember, I know you remember."

... Then me and Druski proceeded to rap the entire song.

.✿.

"You looking good over here", Jack said walking up to me. "You got a boyfriend?"

I playfully rolled my eyes.

"Yes and he doesn't take kindly to guy's flirting with me", I chuckled.

"What's his name?"

"Jack."

"Oh that's ironic my names Jackman, nice to meet you", he said grabbing my hand and kissing it.

"Jackman can you get me a drink?"

"Sure", he said still holding my hand and pulling me through the crowd.

He poured a cup of D'Ussé and handed it to me.

"Thank you", I said before drinking it.

Some of it dripped onto my chest as I drunk it.

"Are there paper towels here?", I asked as I set the cup down.

"Let me get it for you", he said and leaned down licking it off my chest.

I bit my lip as he started sucking on the top of my breast.

"I think you got it baby."

He raised his head up and the lust in his eyes was evident.

I pecked his lips before he grabbed my hand and started leading me upstairs.

"Where you taking me?", I asked as we walked down the hall.

"To the master bedroom", he said before opening the door.

.✿.

"Mmm." I softly hummed, as I wrapped my arms around his neck. His lips attached to my right nipple. He nibbled softly before sucking harshly.

He grabbed my waist and pulled me on top of him. His hard dick now under my throbbing area.

"Fuck... you've been making me hard all night."

He squeezed my thighs.

He moved closer to my neck. Feeling his warm breath against me. "Thinking bout how good I look in you." He groaned against my ear. "I know you've felt the same too ma."

"Yes baby." I mumbled.

"Oh yeah, what was that?" He slowly caressed my hips, and every now and then lightly squeezing my ass.

"Just kiss me already." I begged.

"My pleasure baby." He smirked, quickly placing his lips on mine. My kiss was hungry and rough. I opened my mouth slightly, to let his tongue in. His tongue explored every inch of my mouth.

I reached to the hem of his shirt and quickly pulled it over his head.

.✿.

I pulled back and moved to his neck, he softly panted, "Shit." as I sucked on his neck. He groaned and shifted his hips, causing me to bounce on him a little.

"Uhh fuck." He said under his breath.

My kisses trailed down his neck and closer to his collarbone.

He laid back on the bed and I ran my hands up and down his chest, slowly rolling my hips on him. His hands on my hips, helping guide my movements.

"Mmmhm", he hummed, his eyes rolling a lil bit.

"Just like that baby", he whispered. "Just like that."

"You gotta cum?.. You wanna cum on my dick babe?", he hummed sitting up on his elbows.

"Jack I gotta cum baby", I moaned as my mouth went agape.

"Cum on my dick KC let it go", he said and locked eyes with me.

My body tensed up as I came, my pussy convulsing on his dick while I realeased.

"Good girl", he muttered making chills go down my spine.

I continued riding as I came down from my high and it was only another minute after that he released inside me.

"KC baby.. oh fuck", he moaned as he squeezed his eyes shut.

I love listening to him moan when he cums.

We're both deeply invested in making each other feel good in bed, and it makes for some great sex.

Usually when we finished with me on top I roll off and snuggle up against him. But tonight was different.

After my orgasm subsided, we locked eyes - a deeply loving look, saying more to each other with our eyes than our words could allow.

I lifted up, but not off of him. I let my pussy hover over him, sliding them gently along the tip of his dick.

I reached down and spread myself, letting his cum run out and back over him.

I climbed off and slid down between his legs. I looked at him as I licked my lips before leaning down and taking his still-hard dick into my mouth.

He groaned, closing his eyes and throwing his head back.

"Your cum tastes good mixed with my pussy, baby. I could lick it up all night."

"You on some real freaky shit tonight", he chuckled between a moan.

I continued licking and sucking his dick until I was satisfied with my cleanup job.

.✿.

My legs were wrapped around Jack's waist as I dug my nails into his back as he gave me slow deep strokes.

"Fuuuck", I cried out.

He rolled his hips smoothly and I let out cries of pleasure.

I moved one of my hands to the back of his head and pulled his face closer to mine. I kissed him deeply.

I moaned into his mouth as he started to speed up his rolls.

I broke away from the kiss as he pushed himself deeper into me.

"Jack, Jack, Jack", I moaned out breathlessly.

He buried his head in the crook of my neck, sucking and kissing on my hot skin.

He moved his kisses up to my jaw and kissed all around it. Then he planted a quick peck on my lips.

He sat up and pulled me closer to him. Causing him to go further in me.

He grabbed my hands and intertwined our fingers. He pinned my hands above my head and hovered me again. He thrusted into me faster.

He brought his face closer to mine. Our noses rubbing against each other.

"Baby", I whined.

"You like that?", he said as his lips grazed lightly over mine.

We locked eyes and I bit my lip. I whined and threw my head back.

He stopped thrusting and leaned down. He kissed my bare throat then sucked on it.

I let out a moan. I was loving every second of this.

"Does that feel good.. Oh I bet it does." He said in the most hottest way possible. Cheeky bastard.

"Yes uhh...uhhh.. yesss." His words sent shivers through my entire body. I started to repeatedly moan out his name as my stomach began to curl up.

"Oh my fuck." I threw my head back on the pillow.

I pulled him close and connected my lips with his. He moaned my name into the kiss, as his hand wandered to rub my clit, making my back arch and legs shake.

Our moans grew louder with each thrust, my hips starting to buck up.

"Uhh Kordei."

"Fuck."

"Jack." I moaned, eyes shut tight, body shaking as I released all over his dick.

"Uh huh." Jack hummed, feeling my warm cum cover him.

"Fuck... I'm close." He groaned as I started to match my hip movements with his to make him cum too.

He thrusted into me a few more times.

"SHIT, babe... uhh FUCK!!" He moaned desperately, as he released inside me. His thrusts coming to a stop as we both rode out our high's.

"Oh fuck Kordei." He groaned, as he watched his warm cum drip out of me as he slowly pulled out.

"I love you." He moaned while his head fell onto my shoulder, his breathing heavy.

"I love you too." I said with a smile, pulling him closer to me.

.✿.

We cleaned ourselves up after laying there for a few minutes.

"You look too good", he hummed before peaking my lips. He grabbed ahold of my waist and pulled me in for a deeper kiss.

"Alright. We've been up here for long enough", I chuckled after I pulled back.

-

jackharlow and kc.vibing

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[ewrthings-race-repair-repeat]

Mercedes-Benz G Wagen

[aroacemisha]

If a Russian oligarch who drives a G Wagen became an "alpha male" influencer, he could call it a Top G Wagen.