#fwoot

[djpumpkinsoda]

i gave them bodies

[thumpierealunofficial]

Hmmm, what place am I in? *puts a limb thumpie detector on the ground* I hope no Limb Thumpies come here, *waits*

Huh? Aww, shoOT!

[mortifiedandawesome]

The Ting Tings - Fruit Machine (Dave Spoon Remix) (Audio)

[lavalampfullofsoup]

big red drink spill on aisle my carpet 😔

[wormsermonizer]

fwoot

[nemxricultrix]

fwoot I love you please stop placing your entire 20-something pound self squarely on my.boobs when you want me to give you breakfast

[angelphrenia]

gonna start posting my artfight stuff! character is fwoot loop by lupina!

[sketchyface]

Just puwwed ouwt a gwass bwit fwom my fwoot :3

[thumpierealunofficial]

graahhh we'f been Turned into eggz again (but like reeal eggz this time!!) We wish u all a Happie Eggstravaganza as we try to get back to Normmal again!!!

[yaoi-hate-machine]

fwoot gummy 🥰

[kariachi]

[Image Description: A grey metallic buttplug with a hole through the center and a blowout party favor (of the 'unravels and makes a 'fwoot' sound' variety) on the base end. The party favor is white with red diamonds and yellow stripes for patterning. /End description]

[nemxricultrix]

fwoot has opinions about me being so short! Namely that I need to be sat on!!

[trashshouldnt]

fuit pucnh

fwoot punce

[the-kerfus-machine]

‼️ WARNING ‼️

Reading this message will automatically cause the reader to be shot with a heart-tipped arrow.

Im sorry wha-

*FWOOT*

O-oh! I-i need to find emma~

[thecornwall]

Cornwall's Random Card of the Day #831: Herald of Anafenza

FWOOT-FWOOT-TWOO-TOOT!

Herald of Anafenza is a rare from Khans of Tarkir. That dude do be having a heckin stonkin horn. If you had a poll for "most annoying Magic card to be around if it were a real guy" this'd be my bet. It even was printed around the time that they vuvuzela epidemic was raging. This guy is a nice use of Outlast, giving you some defence for your invetstment. It also goes well with its w/g keyword analogue from Dragons of Tarkir, Bolster, which can buff up small dudes to relevant statlines.

[amphitheresarewingednoodles]

saw a post a while back about making up tumblr posts for fandoms/realities that don't exist. So anyways, here's some silly. ----

intothedarkfields77 >> Acolytes of Shanticia, do you know how lame you look protecting a convoy with a silly little flute? like a fwoot fwee fwee is gonna stop a mistara's claws

windsongwinmom >> Someone's just upset the mistarina jumped their crew...

intrepidcryptid >> Would you attack someone if they were playing nothing but certified BOPS?

pianocantickler >> tekunlje Shanticia would be rolling in her grave if she heard you calling her songs "bops". Y'all are fakers who've never read any of the tomes about her.

intrepidcryptid >> Well I guess we're fine then lmao (also nice way to tell us your the real poser here)

pianocantickler >> I beg your pardon?

intrepidcryptid >> "if she heard you" "HEARD" you claim to know the tomes but her not being able to hear was kinda a big deal lmao

pianocantickler >> i... i cant

windsongwinmom >> hey, um, @intrepidcryptid sweetie, I think you might have mute and deaf swapped

intrepidcryptid >> ??? You "mute" your speakers when you don't want to hear audio? and you "deafen" you mic when you don't want to be heard speaking? like what is there to get swapped???

intothedarkfields77 >> Coming back to this post to learn that half this website can't read.