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Might as well do a little OC posting. Dump of Siegvard stuff from ages ago...

The guys

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Happy Birthday Scottish actor Rory McCann born 24th April 1969 in Glasgow.

Six foot six inches tall, with brown eyes and dark hair, Rory McCann began his working life at the top - as a painter on the Forth Bridge. He came to notice in a television commercial for Scotts' Porage Oats, in which he appeared as a scantily-clad hunk in a vest and kilt and little else wandering snowbound streets but warmed by the inner glow of the porage. He claims that as a consequence he was often approached by people demanding that he "lift his kilt", I can quite believe that as who out there among us has never had that asked of us?

In 2002 he was seen in the TV comedy-drama 'The Book Group' playing a wheelchair-bound lifeguard, a part for which he won a Scottish BAFTA award for the best television performance of 2002. Since then he has taken television roles as Peter the Great and a priest in 'Shameless'. He made his Hollywood debut in Oliver Stone's 'Alexander'. Rory has never been in Taggart but did appear in another well known Scottish show, Monarch of the Glen.

Of course the role he is most famous for is, apart from the porage ads,that of Sandor "The Hound" Clegane in the popular Game of Thrones.

Film role have included, Beowulf & Grendel, Hot Fuzz and xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Rory used to be the frontman of a defunct band called Thundersoup in the early 90s. In 2017 he made a musical appearance as the drummer of Texas, a Scottish rock band, in their music video of Tell That Girl. He also plays the piano, banjo, guitar, and Mandolin.

Rory divides his time between homes in London and Glencoe, eh hates technology and loves being cut off and is known for living a solitary, transient lifestyle, he describes himself as such "I'm a man's man. I go out climbing and live outdoors." He used to solo rock climb and broke multiple bones in a near-fatal rock climbing accident in Yorkshire when he was 21. And ladies he is single, he says "I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along."

I have found hat he mentioned a wife to someone in a bar in England last year, saying she set up his social media account as he wasn'ttechnically minded. Rory is normally quite a private person and I can find no evidence that he is actualy married, so who knows!

In 2019 Rory was seen in the Jumanji movie with fellow Scot Karen Gillan. In 2022 he became the narrator of the ITV1 series DNA Journey., We last saw him in the film Jackdaw a british action thriller set in North East England. He has a couple of projects ready for release, The Damned set in Iceland, and voice in a new animated mini series Knuckles, based on the video game Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Top 10 Favorite films of 2007

Since I am going to be reviewing films from the 2000's next month here are some of my fave films from the year 2007

10.Mr Magorioums Wonder Emporioum

A wonderful charming kids movie

9.Beowulf

I like it even if other people dont

8.Murder Party

A fun horror comedy

7.Doctor Strange Sorcerer Supreme

I like it better then the live action movie

6.Trick r Trear

Really fun horror anthology

5.The Simpsons Movie

What the finale of the Simpsons should have been

4.No Country for Old Men

Javier Bardem is a scary bastard

3.Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

A very well done adaptation of Sondheims classic musical

2.Stardust

A lovely fantasy adventure

1.Hot Fuzz

One of the best comedies ever

@ariel-seagull-wings @amalthea9 @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @marquisedemasque @lord-antihero @filmcityworld1 @princesssarisa @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark

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this seems like fun so I figured why not

credit to @incorrect-skullgirls-quotes for the original concept, seen here

Scythana Intro, Win, and Lose quotes

Intro

>General: “HRAAAAAAAGH!”

“Move it or lose it!”

“By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be pleading the fifth!”

“Don’t try to be the hero, punk!”

“Look, I’m telling you, I’m innocent!”

>Vs. Annie: “Outta the way, kid!”

>Vs. Beowulf: “Always wanted to take a swing at you!”

>Vs. Big Band: “Out of the way, little boy blue!”

>Vs. Cerebella: “Nice hat. Compensating for something?”

>Vs. Double: “Prayers ain’t gonna help me, lady!”

>Vs. Eliza: “Never did like your songs...”

>Vs. Filia: “Hey! What’d your hair just say about me!?”

>Vs. Fukua: “Eh...did I see you somewhere before?”

>Vs. Marie: “If I have to go through you to prove my innocence, so be it!”

>Vs. Ms. Fortune: “GET BACK HERE WITH MY LUNCH!”

>Vs. Painwheel: “What’s with the cuffs? Think I’d remember seeing you behind bars.”

>Vs. Parasoul: “You have got to be kidding me.”

>Vs. Peacock: “Aren’t you a little old to be playing cops and robbers?”

>Vs. Robo-Fortune: “...what am I looking at.”

>Vs. Scythana: “Who do you think you're fooling, copycat?”

>Vs. Squigly: “I have to deal with the Skullgirl’s minions on top of the cops? Just my luck.”

>Vs. Valentine: “When will you quacks get it through your heads that I DON’T HAVE ANGER ISSUES!?”

Victory

>General: “Did you really think you’d beat someone as big as me?”

“Should’ve minded your own business, pal!”

“That was worth the assault charge!”

“Better get out of here before the fuzz show up...”

“...That’s gonna add a few years to my sentence.”

>Vs. Annie: “Man, child actors these days...”

>Vs. Beowulf: “Ha! Not as strong as they said you were, huh?”

>Vs. Big Band: “Wow, so sad. Let me play you the world’s smallest violin...”

>Vs. Cerebella: “’The Medici aren’t bad’...heh, good one, clown.”

>Vs. Double: “Well, now I feel better about never going to church.”

>Vs. Eliza: “Gigan blood too strong for you, little miss pop star?”

>Vs. Filia: “That’s what I thought!”

>Vs. Fukua: “Nah, never mind. Must’ve been someone else.”

>Vs. Marie: “Wonder how many years beating the Skullgirl will take off my sentence?”

>Vs. Ms. Fortune: “Yeesh, don’t they have cops around here?”

>Vs. Painwheel: “And they call me a monster.”

>Vs. Parasoul: “Trust me, when I prove my innocence, you’re going to be the one feeling guilty about this. Totally.”

>Vs. Peacock: “I’m not here to play games, punk.”

>Vs. Robo-Fortune: “...all that tech, and it’s not even enough to break these stupid cuffs?”

>Vs. Scythana: “Wonder if I should file a report for identify theft...”

>Vs. Squigly: “Do us all a favor and stay in the dirt this time, will ya?”

>Vs. Valentine: “Oh. Nurse, not a therapist. Sorry.”

Lose

>General: “Damn it...”

“Should’ve stuck...to the shadows...”

“Ugh...”

“Was it worth it...?”

“Why'd I think you'd believe me...?”

>Vs. Annie: “What kinda prop is that...?”

>Vs. Beowulf: “So that's the strength that took down Grendel...”

>Vs. Big Band: “What are you, a cop?”

>Vs. Cerebella: “Still stronger than that stupid hat...”

>Vs. Double: “Someone call an exorcist...”

>Vs. Eliza: “Are you what boss was worried about...?”

>Vs. Filia: “Stupid Parasite...”

>Vs. Fukua: “Didn't I see you with black hair...?”

>Vs. Marie: “Now...would be a great time to pop in, boss...”

>Vs. Ms. Fortune: “How'd such a little kitty pack so much punch...?”

>Vs. Parasoul: “I was so close...”

>Vs. Painwheel: “What even are you...?”

>Vs. Peacock: “I ain't done, shorty, just...give me five minutes...”

>Vs. Robo-Fortune: “Did I just get my butt handed to me by a robo-cat...?”

>Vs. Scythana: “Heh, good luck dodging the cops...”

>Vs. Squigly: “I am so going to stomp on your grave later...”

>Vs. Valentine: “Daddy, I don' wanna go to the doctor...”

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well i was lookin for a pic of her but i’ll just resketch her at some point and reply to this with it.  also this got away from me a bit so under a cut it goes

anyway, Thule (tool with an H, essentially) is a demon lady from heck that used to be like...  a bounty hunter/reaper of sorts?  basically if you’re a bad demon, you don’t obey the rules of heck, the highlord demons in their obsidian towers send out these bounty reapers to stop you from...  i dunno, fucking too many lemures, or gorging on too many languid souls of the dead, because those souls and lemures “belong” to the high demons, so they want them unmolested so that they themselves can do with them as they see fit

thule used to love doin that, running through sulfurous chasms, dodging feral hellions and all sorts of fun obstacles like you’d see on metal album covers, all to get into that desperate scrap with the offending demon and rip their arms off and beat em to death with em.  this was her preferred manner of execution (bounties in heck are never “dead or alive”), since she could add the arms to a growing collection on her belt, cause she’s a showoff.  somehow, and i’ve yet to suss this part out, the belt gets enchanted and the arms become animate, adding another weapon to her arsenal.  but probably something to do with lost souls and hell magic™

after a while the politics of it all gets to be too much for her;  why should i kill for these suckers if they’re just gonna give me scraps in return, why don’t they do their own punishing?  and eventually that led to “why don’t i kill the tower demons myself?”  so she does that for a little while, cause she’s a beefy gal, she can take your average doom 3 hellknight without breaking a sweat.  then the heck government gets wind that she’s basically scouring heck of all its soul tycoons and whatnot, so they send the fuzz to put the kibosh on her.  only they don’t kill her, they basically put her in forced servitude to the heck government (i’ve tentatively decided on the Council of the Infernum as the name but eh), which leads her into the main story of a big project of mine that may or may not end up as a fighting game

if you’re not interested in fightan mechanics you can stop reading here, but basically thuley’s gonna be a grappler, so think zangief, iron tager, cerebella, that kinda stuff.  this lady is in the meat constantly, and has all the standard grappler toolkit moves (tickable moves, armored attack or two, body splash) and her “special mechanic that every prospective character in this game has”: every hit on an enemy, blocked or not, builds up an energy on them that you cash in once you successfully land a grab (but goes away rapidly if you get hit).  basically this’ll improve throws once you’ve collected enough of this energy, kind of like beowulf’s hype meter if you’re familiar with skullgirls.  she might also have a jojo-style ora ora move with all her belt arms, who knows

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Movies that are or will be 10 years old this year

No Country for Old Men

Transformers

Into The Wild

Daddy's Little Girls

Ratatouille

I Am Legend

The Simpsons Movie

Epic Movie

Surf's Up

Norbit

Bee Movie

300

Sweeney Todd

Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

Enchanted

American Gangster

Hitman

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Spider-Man 3

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Live Free or Die Hard

Beowulf

Ghost Rider

Disturbia

Ocean's Thirteen

Shrek The Third

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Meet The Robinsons

Juno

Hot Fuzz

the list of the songs are here and the list of the video games are here

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Happy Birthday Scottish actor Rory McCann born 24th April 1969 in Glasgow.

Six foot six inches tall, with brown eyes and dark hair, Rory McCann began his working life at the top - as a painter on the Forth Bridge. He came to notice in a television commercial for Scotts' Porage Oats, in which he appeared as a scantily-clad hunk in a vest and kilt and little else wandering snowbound streets but warmed by the inner glow of the porage. He claims that as a consequence he was often approached by people demanding that he "lift his kilt", I can quite believe that as who out there among us has never had that asked of us?

In 2002 he was seen in the TV comedy-drama 'The Book Group' playing a wheelchair-bound lifeguard, a part for which he won a Scottish BAFTA award for the best television performance of 2002. Since then he has taken television roles as Peter the Great and a priest in 'Shameless'. He made his Hollywood debut in Oliver Stone's 'Alexander'. Rory has never been in Taggart but did appear in another well known Scottish show, Monarch of the Glen.

Of course the role he is most famous for is, apart from the porage ads,that of Sandor "The Hound" Clegane in the popular Game of Thrones.

Film role have included, Beowulf & Grendel, Hot Fuzz and xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Rory used to be the frontman of a defunct band called Thundersoup in the early 90s. In 2017 he made a musical appearance as the drummer of Texas, a Scottish rock band, in their music video of Tell That Girl. He also plays the piano, banjo, guitar, and Mandolin.

Rory divides his time between homes in London and Glencoe, eh hates technology and loves being cut off and is known for living a solitary, transient lifestyle, he describes himself as such "I'm a man's man. I go out climbing and live outdoors." He used to solo rock climb and broke multiple bones in a near-fatal rock climbing accident in Yorkshire when he was 21. And ladies he is single, he says "I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along."

In 2019 Rory was seen in the Jumanji movie with fellow Scot Karen Gillan. In 2022 he became the narrator of the ITV1 series DNA Journey., he is set to "appear" in a new animated show Knuckles, based on the video game Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Happy 53rd Birthday Scottish actor Rory McCann, born 24th April 1969 in Glasgow.

Rory had a number of jobs before finding fame, one of them included painting the Forth Bridge, a job that, at one time said to be never ending, although  I’m not sure if it is THE Forth Bridge, or the Road Bridge as both have been mentioned in biographies on Rory, he has also worked as a landscape gardener and carpenter, before entering the world of acting in 1988 at The Actor’s Workshop, Glasgow.

Rory first came to notice in a television commercial for Scotts’ Porage Oats, in which he appeared as a scantily-clad hunk in a vest and kilt and little else wandering snowbound streets but warmed by the inner glow of the porridge. He claims that as a consequence he was often approached by people demanding that he “lift his kilt.” I have posted a video montage with the full tune “Aye” by Michael Bennet, you can find it on Youtube.

Rory appeared in the 2002 TV comedy-drama ‘The Book Group’ playing a wheelchair-bound lifeguard, a part for which he won a Scottish BAFTA award for the best television performance that year. Since then he has taken television roles as Peter the Great and a priest in 'Shameless’. He made his Hollywood debut in Oliver Stone’s 'Alexander’. Rory has never been in Taggart but did appear in another well known Scottish show, Monarch of the Glen.

Of course the role he is most famous for is, apart from the porage ads,that of Sandor “The Hound” Clegane in the popular Game of Thrones.

Film role have included, Beowulf & Grendel, Hot Fuzz and xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Rory used to be the frontman of a defunct band called Thundersoup in the early 90s. In 2017 he made a musical appearance as the drummer of Texas, a Scottish rock band, in their music video of Tell That Girl. He also plays the piano, banjo, guitar, and Mandolin. He has also shown up in the movie Jumanji: The Next Level, with fellow Scot Karen Gillan.

Since GOT ended Rory appeared a couple of episodes of the show,  The Irregulars and voiced a character in four episodes of the animated series  The Legend of Vox Machina.

Although not the most prolific of our actors Rory is in demand across the globe and often does voiceover work for adverts abroad, including  Australian beer brand James Squire, look out for it with the title  ‘Ordinary Be Damned’

Imdb  have nothing new on the horizon for him, but I did find out he is lined up to play  Edinburgh polisman  DCI Jim Daley in an eight-part drama. 

Rory divides his time between homes in London and Glencoe, eh hates technology and loves being cut off and is known for living a solitary, transient lifestyle, he describes himself as such “I’m a man’s man. I go out climbing and live outdoors.” He used to solo rock climb and broke multiple bones in a near-fatal rock climbing accident in Yorkshire when he was 21. And ladies he is single, he says “I don’t have a mortgage, I don’t have a wife and I don’t have kids, so I’m quite happy bumbling along.”

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Happy 51st Birthday Scottish actor Rory McCann born 24th April 1969 in Glasgow.

Six foot six inches tall, with brown eyes and dark hair, Rory McCann began his working life at the top - as a painter on the Forth Bridge. He came to notice in a television commercial for Scotts' Porage Oats, in which he appeared as a scantily-clad hunk in a vest and kilt and little else wandering snowbound streets but warmed by the inner glow of the porage. He claims that as a consequence he was often approached by people demanding that he "lift his kilt", I can quite believe that as who out there among us has never had that asked of us?

In 2002 he was seen in the TV comedy-drama 'The Book Group' playing a wheelchair-bound lifeguard, a part for which he won a Scottish BAFTA award for the best television performance of 2002. Since then he has taken television roles as Peter the Great and a priest in 'Shameless'. He made his Hollywood debut in Oliver Stone's 'Alexander'. Rory has never been in Taggart but did appear in another well known Scottish show, Monarch of the Glen.

Of course the role he is most famous for is, apart from the porage ads,that of Sandor "The Hound" Clegane in the popular Game of Thrones.

Film role have included, Beowulf & Grendel, Hot Fuzz and xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Rory used to be the frontman of a defunct band called Thundersoup in the early 90s. In 2017 he made a musical appearance as the drummer of Texas, a Scottish rock band, in their music video of Tell That Girl. He also plays the piano, banjo, guitar, and Mandolin.

Rory divides his time between homes in London and Glencoe, eh hates technology and loves being cut off and is known for living a solitary, transient lifestyle, he describes himself as such "I'm a man's man. I go out climbing and live outdoors." He used to solo rock climb and broke multiple bones in a near-fatal rock climbing accident in Yorkshire when he was 21. And ladies he is single, he says "I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along."

Rory was recently seen in the latest Jumanji movie with fellow Scot Karen Gillan.

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Martyn Bennett - Aye?

Happy Birthday Scottish actor Rory McCann born 24 April 1969 in Glasgow.

Six foot six inches tall, with brown eyes and dark hair, Rory McCann began his working life at the top - as a painter on the Forth Bridge. He came to notice in a television commercial for Scotts’ Porage Oats, in which he appeared as a scantily-clad hunk in a vest and kilt, as seen in the video, and little else wandering snowbound streets but warmed by the inner glow of the porage. He claims that as a consequence he was often approached by people demanding that he “lift his kilt”, I can quite believe that as who out there among us has never had that asked of us?

In 2002 he was seen in the TV comedy-drama ‘The Book Group’ playing a wheelchair-bound lifeguard, a part for which he won a Scottish BAFTA award for the best television performance of 2002. Since then he has taken television roles as Peter the Great and a priest in 'Shameless’. He made his Hollywood debut in Oliver Stone’s 'Alexander’. Rory has never been in Taggart but did appear in another well known Scottish show, Monarch of the Glen.

Of course the role he is most famous for is, apart from the porage ads,that of Sandor “The Hound” Clegane in the popular Game of Thrones.

Film role have included, Beowulf & Grendel, Hot Fuzz and xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Rory divides his time between homes in London and Glencoe, eh hates technology and loves being cut off and is known for living a solitary, transient lifestyle, he describes himself as such “I’m a man’s man. I go out climbing and live outdoors.” He used to solo rock climb and broke multiple bones in a near-fatal rock climbing accident in Yorkshire when he was 21. And ladies he is single, he says “I don’t have a mortgage, I don’t have a wife and I don’t have kids, so I’m quite happy bumbling along.”

Enjoy this montage of his Porage ads strung together to the brilliant “Aye?” from the late great Martyn Bennett.