#furry meme review from an imperial

[sam-dugesian]

I guess I promised so Here's a review on the '24 roundup of Surge's furry meme's.

I'm going to disappoint people i don't care about.

Let's go.

you are here

what a great start.

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but hey i've read to the end

and pot/kettle, Rambley.

and i am under no illusion that i'm not a cunt.

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shall i get out the old ban hammer?

also

you literally just told me to hold your gun.

don't mind if i do.

now if you don't mind, stop hiding behind a female persona, Mister artist.

Yes, it is a man. I checked.

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this shows that for one you have no confidence in yourself, and secondly that you hold people with talent in high regard.

this shows that once you know you can get what you want, you have no guilt in abusing your connections with others.

let me show you what i did.

artist is treated as my equal, not above or below me. yes, even before i was famous. you are not better than me simply because you have a talent. we all have a purpose to serve. get in line like the rest of us.

Now they have earned my respect due to their previous actions. I treat them like they deserve to be treated for their kindness. Also, why would you commission someone 20 times? You guys need to get laid, I'm serious.

Don't believe me you can ask the artist in the pic. They know how I roll. Me and Lynx go WAY back.

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lol sucks for you to be lacking confidence. i'm always making small penis jokes about my own 8 inches. yes, i know that would mean i probably have to have both big bones and hyper-mobility. guess what medical conditions i have. trust me, it sucks. i can't get on a busy train without getting weird looks. if you squeeze past me it's very noticeable. i don't wear sweatpants for the same reason the rest of you do. if i wear jeans in public i'd be arrested for indecent exposure. big pp is not the way, bro.

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"i am going to stare intently at this thing i desire, but show visible disgust so that nobody thinks i'm into it."

bro still looked, chat.

bro still looked.

me i turn away. it's more respectful and i genuinely have no interest. oh no i'm not asexual or nothing. i'm just not that easy. get on my level.

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gees.

and i'm supposed to be the one that's bad at socializing.

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T_T

boy you gotta be content starved to even bother with this.

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do i need to explain the furries having no game trope?

i mean, this is just a circle jerk of fail at this point.

one i'm gladly not part of.

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yeah.

making you choose between how you want to be known.

being anonymous made you feel so powerful.

i have nothing to hide.

i'm no creep and i'm proud to be socially unacceptable.

oh no, i'm being cringe with confidence.

point and laugh if you like.

i have far more good friends and a damn fine fanbase.

sucks to be you.

see you in '25 ;p

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sorry guys but

to quote the Douglas kids

"Win or die"

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eat a dictionary.

my guys know.

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to be continued...

[baldy-wan-kenobi]

Okay people, here we go:

Baldy's Book Club

Episode 1: "Into the Storm"

By Taylor Anderson, Book 1 of the Destroyermen series.

Okay, so, on the recommendation of my most esteemed mutual @frogblast-the-ventcore , I have been coerced to read the Destroyermen series, and post my thoughts about them as I do.

So, for part 1, here we go. I'm going to assume those of you reading have read the book, cause if you haven't, you should be going to buy it, right now. I mean it.

First and foremost, this book was written by a ww2 nerd, for ww2 nerds, and by god does it show. Taylor Anderson is a professor of history, and it shines through in every part of the book. From the technical details of the USS Walker, to the shortcomings of the Mk. 14 torpedo, to the attitudes, lives, and habits (both good and bad) of a 1942 Asiatic fleet destroyerman. Speaking of which, call me Dean Kamen, cause that's a perfect segway to talk about

The Characters

To begin with, do not expect a normal person's assessment of these characters. Expect a Normal™ person's view of them.

First: Captain Matthew Reddy. Oh my lord this man. He's an absolute mess, knows it, and yet cannot let that show, because, well he's stranded in an alternate universe with humanoid lemurs and sapient velociraptors. In my head, he's got total divorced dad energy going on, 30-something going on 50 because of stress, greying at the temples but still hot in a DILF kind of way, not overly muscular, and with one hell of a voice. (I'll admit the audio book colored my perception, but it's a fantastic audio book so I don't care.)

Next, Chack-Sab-At, the biggest and most baddass guyfailure to ever live. "Oh, I'm a pacifist" then the very second that an enemy without moral repercussions comes along he's all "I love violence and killing and murder and death and injuring people and blood and biting and cutting and-" like, seriously, dude says he's a pacifist before turning around and becoming Furry Doomguy.

Next, Dennis Silva, he-who-was-told-not-to-fuck-the-monkey-cats-but-did-it-anyway. Moving on,

There's literally more I love about the characters than I want to sit here and type out, so I'm going to cut it short, but Oh My God these characters are A+.

Next, I just want to touch on something these books made me feel. A lot of times, as an USAmerican with an actual brain, I can get bogged down in the fucked-up shit my country has done and feel like I can't celebrate what makes the US cool without making it sound like I'm excusing all the bad stuff, but this book kinda made me stop for a minute and go "man, the US is kinda fucking rad, when you think about it." Because, you know what? It is. Yeah, we've done fucked up shit, but we've also done some pretty awesome stuff. For every My Lai Massacre, there's a moon landing. For every Trail of Tears, there's a Berlin Airlift. Sometimes, it's okay to take a moment and just go "Fuck yeah, guys. Were pretty cool." Because this book really makes you feel that, at least it did to me, but I'll get off my red, white and blue high horse and keep going.

Alright, now we come to the part that I need to get out...

THE BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY

Literally everywhere in my life, I am haunted and stalked by the specter of a long-dead megacorporation. In every piece of media, in every topic I research, no matter what, they're there. As the Frogman quoted from me in a meme a while back "I'm being haunted by the ghost of English imperialism". What the fuck? Anyway, if you wanna chat about the book, please do, because I am at terminal levels of Fandom.

Anyway, if you want to read along for the next Baldy's Book Club, we'll be reading Crusade, the next book in the Destroyermen series.

(P.S. Frogman, I know this review isn't very good, but my brain is soup rn so this is whatchu get.

[fanfictionlive]

Smutty Saturday, a fandom-blind kink meme. [Warning: Explicit content]

ALL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD IS RATED MATURE OR EXPLICIT

If you are under 18, leave now, lest your eyes be burned from your skull and your innocence be swept mercilessly away.

Welcome to Smutty Saturday, a weekly FANDOM-BLIND KINK MEME!

WTF?!

Yes, that's exactly it. What: the fuck!

This isn't your usual kink meme. Prompts are still given by the user base, (i.e. you lot (and me)) but there's a format to follow that will let people who aren't in your fandom answer them. I'll get to that in a moment.

First, though, I'd like to make absolutely clear that this thread is for smut prompts. Mature and explicit rated stories. Sex. Fucking. You know, the good stuff! Yeah, we know you read it, we know you write it, so why not have a place to get ideas and find it?

Secondly, some ground rules are necessary for everyone to have a good time:

Per Reddit’s TOS: pedophilia is not permitted.

Please tag your fic for any possible squicks!.

Announce the gender(s) of your pairing/grouping in your story responses. There's nothing more off-putting than getting into what you think is some steamy slash and suddenly everyone's got vaginas! (Or the opposite!)

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. KINK. SHAMING! I'm serious. You see it, push the "report" button.

This is going to be an "everything goes” zone. (except pedophilia) If you want to write incest/furry/cake-sitting porn, go for it.

If someone's story seriously offends you, again, push the "report" button. I'll review it and if it needs to leave, it will.

Subreddit moderators reserve the right to remove any story, at any time, for any reason. Not negotiable.

On to the fun bits! ;)

How are we doing this?

All top level comments in this thread will be prompts.

Anyone is welcome to make a prompt. Just put a sentence or three describing what your scenario is. The less detailed you are, the more responses you’ll likely get. Add a line at the end specifying your preferences for fandom and pairing.

If you see a prompt you like, do it! Reply to the prompt maker, it's just that simple.

But what if I get a story reply to my prompt that I don't like?

Step 1: Be happy that you inspired someone!

Step 2: Too bad, so sad, close it.

What if I’m embarrassed by my smut?

Make a new throwaway! All the cool kids are doing it.

What if I’m *not* embarrassed by my smut?

That’s absolutely fabulous! We look forward to the link to your AO3/Tumblr/whatever when you put up a story.

How are we tagging?

Honestly, just be sensible. If it’s something big like rape/noncon, murder, torture, incest, definitely put a tag on that. Other useful ones will be: BDSM, crack, unusual kinks, anything you think might squick someone, really.

Example Prompt:

Two characters caught in a rainstorm, in semi-public, clothes are pushed out of the way and they fuck desperately. The mood is urgent/needy. Preferences: Firefly fandom, Mal/Kaylee pairing.

There! See what I did? The main thrust of the prompt gave the details for a generic fill, but the bonus gave a challenge for people who know the fandom and characters.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Example Fill:

M/F pairing | Firefly | Mal/Kaylee Roughsex, exhibionism SMUT GOES HERE!

OR

F/F pairing | Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascots | Square 23/Square 8237 Crack, BDSM, Torture SMUT GOES HERE!

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do it! ;)

Need more inspiration? Apr28 May5 May12 May20

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[fanfictionlive]

Smutty Saturday (formerly freaky friday) A Fandom Blind Kink Meme [Warning: Explicit Content]

(Sooooo... apparently I keep forgetting it's Friday. Oops lol.)

WARNING: ALL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD IS RATED MATURE OR EXPLICIT

If you are under 18, leave now, lest your eyes be burned from your skull and your innocence be swept mercilessly away.

Welcome to Smutty Saturday, a weekly FANDOM-BLIND KINK MEME!

WTF?!

Yes, that's exactly it. What: the fuck!

This isn't your usual kink meme. Prompts are still given by the user base, (i.e. you lot (and me)) but there's a format to follow that will let people who aren't in your fandom answer them. I'll get to that in a moment.

First, though, I'd like to make absolutely clear that this thread is for smut prompts. Mature and explicit rated stories. Sex. Fucking. You know, the good stuff! Yeah, we know you read it, we know you write it, so why not have a place to get ideas and find it?

Secondly, some ground rules are necessary for everyone to have a good time:

Per Reddit’s TOS: pedophilia is not permitted.

Please tag your fic for any possible squicks!.

Announce the gender(s) of your pairing/grouping in your story responses. There's nothing more off-putting than getting into what you think is some steamy slash and suddenly everyone's got vaginas! (Or the opposite!)

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. KINK. SHAMING! I'm serious. You see it, push the "report" button.

This is going to be an "everything goes” zone. (except pedophilia) If you want to write incest/furry/cake-sitting porn, go for it.

If someone's story seriously offends you, again, push the "report" button. I'll review it and if it needs to leave, it will.

Subreddit moderators reserve the right to remove any story, at any time, for any reason. Not negotiable.

On to the fun bits! ;)

How are we doing this?

All top level comments in this thread will be prompts.

Anyone is welcome to make a prompt. Just put a sentence or three describing what your scenario is. The less detailed you are, the more responses you’ll likely get. Add a line at the end specifying your preferences for fandom and pairing.

If you see a prompt you like, do it! Reply to the prompt maker, it's just that simple.

But what if I get a story reply to my prompt that I don't like?

Step 1: Be happy that you inspired someone!

Step 2: Too bad, so sad, close it.

What if I’m embarrassed by my smut?

Make a new throwaway! All the cool kids are doing it.

What if I’m *not* embarrassed by my smut?

That’s absolutely fabulous! We look forward to the link to your AO3/Tumblr/whatever when you put up a story.

How are we tagging?

Honestly, just be sensible. If it’s something big like rape/noncon, murder, torture, incest, definitely put a tag on that. Other useful ones will be: BDSM, crack, unusual kinks, anything you think might squick someone, really.

Example Prompt:

Two characters caught in a rainstorm, in semi-public, clothes are pushed out of the way and they fuck desperately. The mood is urgent/needy. Preferences: Firefly fandom, Mal/Kaylee pairing.

There! See what I did? The main thrust of the prompt gave the details for a generic fill, but the bonus gave a challenge for people who know the fandom and characters.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Example Fill:

M/F pairing | Firefly | Mal/Kaylee Roughsex, exhibionism SMUT GOES HERE!

OR

F/F pairing | Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascots | Square 23/Square 8237 Crack, BDSM, Torture SMUT GOES HERE!

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do it! ;)

Need more inspiration? Apr28 May5 May12

submitted by /u/Atojiso [link] [comments] from FanFiction: Where Magical Ponies battle Imperial Titans http://ift.tt/2pWncoA

[fanfictionlive]

Freaky ~~Friday~~ Saturday (oops): a smuttastic place to be. WARNING: MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT!

(It's still technically Friday somewhere on Earth. :P )

WARNING: ALL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD IS RATED MATURE OR EXPLICIT

If you are under 18, leave now, lest your eyes be burned from your skull and your innocence be swept mercilessly away.

Welcome to Freaky Friday, a weekly FANDOM-BLIND KINK MEME!

WTF?!

Yes, that's exactly it. What: the fuck!

This isn't your usual kink meme. Prompts are still given by the user base, (i.e. you lot (and me)) but there's a format to follow that will let people who aren't in your fandom answer them. I'll get to that in a moment.

First, though, I'd like to make absolutely clear that this thread is for smut prompts. Mature and explicit rated stories. Sex. Fucking. You know, the good stuff! Yeah, we know you read it, we know you write it, so why not have a place to get ideas and find it?

Secondly, some ground rules are necessary for everyone to have a good time:

Per Reddit’s TOS: pedophilia is not permitted.

Please tag your fic for any possible squicks!.

Announce the gender(s) of your pairing/grouping in your story responses. There's nothing more off-putting than getting into what you think is some steamy slash and suddenly everyone's got vaginas! (Or the opposite!)

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. KINK. SHAMING! I'm serious. You see it, push the "report" button.

This is going to be an "everything goes” zone. (except pedophilia) If you want to write incest/furry/cake-sitting porn, go for it.

If someone's story seriously offends you, again, push the "report" button. I'll review it and if it needs to leave, it will.

Subreddit moderators reserve the right to remove any story, at any time, for any reason. Not negotiable.

On to the fun bits! ;)

How are we doing this?

All top level comments in this thread will be prompts.

Anyone is welcome to make a prompt. Just put a sentence or three describing what your scenario is. The less detailed you are, the more responses you’ll likely get. Add a line at the end specifying your preferences for fandom and pairing.

If you see a prompt you like, do it! Reply to the prompt maker, it's just that simple.

But what if I get a story reply to my prompt that I don't like?

Step 1: Be happy that you inspired someone!

Step 2: Too bad, so sad, close it.

What if I’m embarrassed by my smut?

Make a new throwaway! All the cool kids are doing it.

What if I’m *not* embarrassed by my smut?

That’s absolutely fabulous! We look forward to the link to your AO3/Tumblr/whatever when you put up a story.

How are we tagging?

Honestly, just be sensible. If it’s something big like rape/noncon, murder, torture, incest, definitely put a tag on that. Other useful ones will be: BDSM, crack, unusual kinks, anything you think might squick someone, really.

Example Prompt:

Two characters caught in a rainstorm, in semi-public, clothes are pushed out of the way and they fuck desperately. The mood is urgent/needy. Preferences: Firefly fandom, Mal/Kaylee pairing.

There! See what I did? The main thrust of the prompt gave the details for a generic fill, but the bonus gave a challenge for people who know the fandom and characters.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Example Fill:

M/F pairing | Firefly | Mal/Kaylee Roughsex, exhibionism SMUT GOES HERE!

OR

F/F pairing | Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascots | Square 23/Square 8237 Crack, BDSM, Torture SMUT GOES HERE!

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do it! ;)

Need more inspiration? Apr28 May5

submitted by /u/Atojiso [link] [comments] from FanFiction: Where Magical Ponies battle Imperial Titans http://ift.tt/2putMSY

[fanfictionlive]

Freaky Friday: a smuttastic place to be. WARNING: MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT! (May 5)

This went down pretty well last week, let's do it again!

WARNING: ALL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD IS RATED MATURE OR EXPLICIT

If you are under 18, leave now, lest your eyes be burned from your skull and your innocence be swept mercilessly away.

Welcome to Freaky Friday, a weekly FANDOM-BLIND KINK MEME!

WTF?!

Yes, that's exactly it. What: the fuck!

This isn't your usual kink meme. Prompts are still given by the user base, (i.e. you lot (and me)) but there's a format to follow that will let people who aren't in your fandom answer them. I'll get to that in a moment.

First, though, I'd like to make absolutely clear that this thread is for smut prompts. Mature and explicit rated stories. Sex. Fucking. You know, the good stuff! Yeah, we know you read it, we know you write it, so why not have a place to get ideas and find it?

Secondly, some ground rules are necessary for everyone to have a good time:

Per Reddit’s TOS: pedophilia is not permitted.

Please tag your fic for any possible squicks!.

Announce the gender(s) of your pairing/grouping in your story responses. There's nothing more off-putting than getting into what you think is some steamy slash and suddenly everyone's got vaginas! (Or the opposite!)

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. KINK. SHAMING! I'm serious. You see it, push the "report" button.

This is going to be an "everything goes” zone. (except pedophilia) If you want to write incest/furry/cake-sitting porn, go for it.

If someone's story seriously offends you, again, push the "report" button. I'll review it and if it needs to leave, it will.

Subreddit moderators reserve the right to remove any story, at any time, for any reason. Not negotiable.

On to the fun bits! ;)

How are we doing this?

All top level comments in this thread will be prompts.

Anyone is welcome to make a prompt. Just put a sentence or three describing what your scenario is. The less detailed you are, the more responses you’ll likely get. Add a line at the end specifying your preferences for fandom and pairing.

If you see a prompt you like, do it! Reply to the prompt maker, it's just that simple.

But what if I get a story reply to my prompt that I don't like?

Step 1: Be happy that you inspired someone!

Step 2: Too bad, so sad, close it.

What if I’m embarrassed by my smut?

Make a new throwaway! All the cool kids are doing it.

What if I’m *not* embarrassed by my smut?

That’s absolutely fabulous! We look forward to the link to your AO3/Tumblr/whatever when you put up a story.

How are we tagging?

Honestly, just be sensible. If it’s something big like rape/noncon, murder, torture, incest, definitely put a tag on that. Other useful ones will be: BDSM, crack, unusual kinks, anything you think might squick someone, really.

Example Prompt:

Two characters caught in a rainstorm, in semi-public, clothes are pushed out of the way and they fuck desperately. The mood is urgent/needy. Preferences: Firefly fandom, Mal/Kaylee pairing.

There! See what I did? The main thrust of the prompt gave the details for a generic fill, but the bonus gave a challenge for people who know the fandom and characters.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Example Fill:

M/F pairing | Firefly | Mal/Kaylee Roughsex, exhibionism SMUT GOES HERE!

OR

F/F pairing | Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascots | Square 23/Square 8237 Crack, BDSM, Torture SMUT GOES HERE!

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do it! ;)

Need more inspiration? Apr28

submitted by /u/Atojiso [link] [comments] from FanFiction: Where Magical Ponies battle Imperial Titans http://ift.tt/2pML0Id

[fanfictionlive]

Freaky Friday: a smuttastic place to be. WARNING: MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT!

WARNING: ALL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD IS RATED MATURE OR EXPLICIT

If you are under 18, leave now, lest your eyes be burned from your skull and your innocence be swept mercilessly away.

Welcome to Freaky Friday, a weekly FANDOM-BLIND KINK MEME!

WTF?!

Yes, that's exactly it. What: the fuck!

This isn't your usual kink meme. Prompts are still given by the user base, (i.e. you lot (and me)) but there's a format to follow that will let people who aren't in your fandom answer them. I'll get to that in a moment.

First, though, I'd like to make absolutely clear that this thread is for smut prompts. Mature and explicit rated stories. Sex. Fucking. You know, the good stuff! Yeah, we know you read it, we know you write it, so why not have a place to get ideas and find it?

Secondly, some ground rules are necessary for everyone to have a good time:

Per Reddit’s TOS: pedophilia is not permitted.

Please tag your fic for any possible squicks!.

Announce the gender(s) of your pairing/grouping in your story responses. There's nothing more off-putting than getting into what you think is some steamy slash and suddenly everyone's got vaginas! (Or the opposite!)

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. KINK. SHAMING! I'm serious. You see it, push the "report" button.

This is going to be an "everything goes” zone. (except pedophilia) If you want to write incest/furry/cake-sitting porn, go for it.

If someone's story seriously offends you, again, push the "report" button. I'll review it and if it needs to leave, it will.

Subreddit moderators reserve the right to remove any story, at any time, for any reason. Not negotiable.

On to the fun bits! ;)

How are we doing this?

All top level comments in this thread will be prompts.

Anyone is welcome to make a prompt. Just put a sentence or three describing what your scenario is. The less detailed you are, the more responses you’ll likely get. Add a line at the end specifying your preferences for fandom and pairing.

If you see a prompt you like, do it! Reply to the prompt maker, it's just that simple.

But what if I get a story reply to my prompt that I don't like?

Step 1: Be happy that you inspired someone!

Step 2: Too bad, so sad, close it.

What if I’m embarrassed by my smut?

Make a new throwaway! All the cool kids are doing it.

What if I’m *not** embarrassed by my smut?*

That’s absolutely fabulous! We look forward to the link to your AO3/Tumblr/whatever when you put up a story.

How are we tagging?

Honestly, just be sensible. If it’s something big like rape/noncon, murder, torture, incest, definitely put a tag on that. Other useful ones will be: BDSM, crack, unusual kinks, anything you think might squick someone, really.

Example Prompt:

Two characters caught in a rainstorm, in semi-public, clothes are pushed out of the way and they fuck desperately. The mood is urgent/needy. Prompter preferences: Firefly fandom, Mal/Kaylee pairing.

There! See what I did? The main thrust of the prompt gave the details for a generic fill, but the bonus gave a challenge for people who know the fandom and characters.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Example Fill:

M/F pairing | Firefly | Mal/Kaylee Roughsex, exhibionism SMUT GOES HERE!

OR

F/F pairing | Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascots | Square 23/Square 8237 Crack, BDSM, Torture SMUT GOES HERE!

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do it! ;)

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