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Congressional Comedy: Best Dad Jokes from the Political Arena. Who knew Congress could be so funny?! LOL The News pokes fun at Congress in this YouTube Short. Get ready for a good ol' belly-laugh with this uproarious dad joke about the comical antics of congress.

[dreadindian]

OUT OF MY DREADS!!!

My weekly comedy news update📰🗞️🤣🤣

More like this coming out soon!!

[lighthousenewsnetwork]

SYDNEY (SATIRICAL NEWS) - In a move that has left the sporting world hopping mad, the Australian government has officially banned kangaroos from participating in all forms of professional cricket. Citing concerns about "unfair dinkum" competition and the "existential threat" posed to the self-esteem of human players, the decision has sparked outrage from animal rights activists and pouch potato enthusiasts alike. For decades, kangaroos have graced the dusty outback pitches of Australia, their powerful legs propelling them for lightning-fast runs and their oversized feet proving adept at both spectacular catches and the occasional rogue dismissal. However, recent performances have crossed a line in the sand, or rather, a boundary in the dirt. Just last week, Ricky "Rocket" Roo, a rising star from the outback, smashed the record for the fastest century in cricket history, reaching triple digits in a mere 17 balls. The sight of the young marsupial leaving seasoned bowlers in his dust, his pouch bulging with celebratory eucalyptus leaves, proved too much for the fragile egos of the human team. "It's just not fair," lamented veteran batsman Don "The Don" Key, dabbing his brow with a handkerchief the size of a tea towel. "Those roos have an unfair advantage. They've got built-in springs in their legs and pockets for storing endless supplies of licorice allsorts. How can a bloke compete with that?" Public outcry reached a fever pitch, with headlines like "Roo-tin' Tootin' Tyranny!" and "Have A Go, You Bloody Kangaroos... But Not at Cricket!" dominating the tabloids. Dr. Sheila Hopalong, a renowned kangaroo behaviorist (and champion pouch jouster), expressed concern about the psychological impact on human players. "These roos are natural athletes," conceded Dr. Hopalong. "Their superior hopping power and prehensile tails give them an undeniable edge. We're seeing a generation of human cricketers develop crippling pouch envy and an unhealthy obsession with eucalyptus." Facing mounting pressure, the Australian government, known for its decisive action on all matters emu-related, swiftly introduced the "Skippy ain't Wicky" legislation. The ban, while met with howls of protest from the Kangaroo Cricket Association (KCA), was hailed as a victory for the beleaguered human team. "This is a great day for Australian cricket," declared Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce, sporting a particularly fetching Akubra hat. "We're all about a fair go, but frankly, those roos were taking the mickey. Now, let's get back to some good old-fashioned human vs. human competition, with a nice barbie and a few tinnies on the side." However, the international community has reacted with fury. The "Roo-public of India" has threatened to boycott the upcoming Commonwealth Games, while accusations of "kangaroo apartheid" have been flung from wildlife conservation groups. Tourism officials are in a flap, fearing the loss of revenue from lucrative "Kangaroo Cricket Down Under" tours. Undeterred, whispers of a clandestine "Roo Cricket League" (RCL) have begun to surface. Imagine, if you will, a world where kangaroos don miniature flannels, propel themselves down the pitch in a blur of fur and fury, and celebrate with celebratory pouch-fives. Human cricketers, meanwhile, are left to contemplate their existential pouchlessness. Perhaps the future of the sport lies in embracing technology – think robotic exoskeletons with built-in eucalyptus dispensers. Whatever the solution, one thing is certain: the days of a human batsman nonchalantly swatting a six off a kangaroo's bowling are over. So, the next time you see a kangaroo bounding across the outback, remember, mates: that pouch could be harboring a future sporting legend, one banned from the very game it was born to dominate. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a petition to sign and a very important emu to chase.

[gazzettadellosporco]

Orso ruba pacco di Oreo in California

Il Grande Colpo dell’Orso Goloso: Il Furto degli Oreo in California Immaginate una tranquilla giornata californiana, il sole splende, gli uccellini cinguettano, e da qualche parte in una casa di Monrovia, un orso è intento a mettere in scena uno dei furti più dolci mai visti. Sì, avete capito bene. Un orso. E il bottino? Un pacco di Oreo. La Scena del Crimine Il 29 maggio 2024, i residenti del…

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Morning Brews & Squirrel Shenanigans! 🐿️☕️

Morning Brews & Squirrel Shenanigans! 🐿️☕️ QuickQuips News Update" Description: "Get ready to giggle with today's hilarious QuickQuips news update! Join Stacy and Larry as they uncover the secrets behind the irresistible aroma of morning coffee and the antics of a mischievous squirrel! 🤣 Don't miss out on the laughter – tune in now! hashtag#QuickQuips hashtag#MorningBrews hashtag#SquirrelShenanigans hashtag#FunnyNews hashtag#LaughWithUs" hashtag#QuickQuips hashtag#MorningBrews hashtag#SquirrelShenanigans hashtag#FunnyNews hashtag#LaughWithUs hashtag#ComedyGold hashtag#StayQuippy hashtag#HilariousHeadlines hashtag#AnchorsAway hashtag#TuneInAndChuckle

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Hey there, folks! Coconut Daddy here, kickin' back with you on the sandy shores of the internet. Today, we're gonna talk about something that's as American as a slice of apple pie – American football. 🏈

So picture this: you're watchin' a game of American football, the tension's high, and players are givin' it their all. And then, out of the blue, the ref steps in to drop a little wisdom on one of the players. Now, this ain't no ordinary pep talk, my friends; it's all about reminding them that they're talkin' to America itself! 🇺🇸

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RACING Camels

Funny-Phony-True NEWS (Vol. 3)

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Mysterious Blue Ball Invasion on British Beaches - Have You Heard of Blue Balls?

[dreadindian]

Out Of My Dreads new episode is out!!

Go watch📺👀

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A funny news report. A must watch!

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Lol not sure if good news or bad! 😂

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[takanuru]

Hey there, my fellow cool cats and hardware store enthusiasts! Coconut Daddy here, and today, I've got a purrfectly fabulous story that's gonna make your day. 🐾🛠️

Coconut Daddy: "Picture this, folks – a furry little feline makin' itself at home in a Home Depot over in the Garden State, New Jersey. But this ain't your ordinary cat; this kitty's become an online sensation!"

Coconut Daddy: "Now, you might be wonderin', 'Why a hardware store?' Well, let me tell you, this cat's got some serious DIY vibes goin' on. It's like the ultimate home improvement buddy, keepin' a watchful eye on those power tools and paint cans."

Coconut Daddy: "But it's not just about the tools and nuts and bolts; it's about the charm and charisma of this furry friend. It's become an internet star, and its adventures are taking the online world by storm. From helping customers pick out paint colors to giving expert advice on which hammer to choose – this cat's got it all!"

Coconut Daddy: "So, my friends, if you're lookin' for a feel-good #shorts that'll make you smile and believe in the magic of unexpected friendships, don't miss out on the tale of the Home Depot kitty in New Jersey. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most heartwarming stories are right in our backyard – or, in this case, down the hardware store aisle! 🐱🏡✨"