#funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

[viaviv124]

[poughkeepsies]

fuck the karaoke scene "eddie (drunk/supportive): maybe it won't work out between him and your sister and you can throw him another one" is the funniest thing I've ever read that's the real part of the scene that should've never been cut

[menlove]

"I know you're camp!" okay mr sword swallower lennon deepthroating a mic on camera calm down

[ladyinthebluebox]

if you're having a bad day just. leave your Rook standing near the edge of smth & watch them being a silly billy for a while. it won't fix you but it might make you smile.

[laurapetrie]

THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Y'all the TIKTOK girlies have jumped from saying that Harry could beat Percy to saying that Percy is Harry coded, I—!

[bueris]

Billi. Billi. Unpopular opinion but Ness would want to fuck the Once-Ler because he reminds him of Kaiser, Reo wouldn't want to fuck the Once-Ler because he considers him a cautionary tale.

tbh I don't think the onceler even needs to remind Ness of Kaiser for him to wanna tap that 😭😭 if he knew what tumblr was he would be one of us I feel that in my soul

but the reo part??? I've never agreed with anything more 💀💀 bro probably had nightmares about being the onceler bc his business model wasn't sustainable and would wake up in a cold sweat

[lemoncholy-stars]

y'all i just watched jojo siwa's new music video and im laughing my ass off

[mikelogan]

You’re under arrest because you’re probably guilty.

[silvexus]

All I can think of is that some Paramount executive was like 'what's a popular Sonic game? Do that one next." And chose Sonic Adventure 2 without like... knowing what was in it.

Now they've put themselves in a situation where people who know nothing about Sonic will be upset if they include the military gunning down a terminally-ill girl and people who do know Sonic will be livid if they don't.

They better shoot that fuckin girl, is what I'm saying.

Also if they give Amy's role to some random fucking human again I'm gonna lose it.

[scare-ard--sleigh]

literally hate so much that this hoodie is $100 AND sold out </3

[feroluce]

incredibly sexy of you to be blankshipping on main and in the tags <3 and with incredible takes and ideas on top of that!

Thank you Anon, it's so hard having the biggest dick in the room, but someone has to do it 😔

As a slightly? more serious answer, I think it's good and even important to have people being loud and proud and totally self-accepting on main in the proship circles. Like there needs to be someone showing the people who got bought in on the anti stances and are then beating themselves up for totally normal things that it's ok. You aren't a bad person just for liking something problematic about a play-pretend character in a make-believe scenario and you don't need to sink into self-loathing over such a thing.

Because some of them are in actual agony over this stuff, and some of them have already accepted this about themselves but are too deep in the anti circles now, so they'd lose their entire support system if they were outed. Not to mention how creepily violent and invasive antis get about proshippers- and as someone in actual anti spaces, you'd have a front row seat to all the atrocities people would wish on you, or maybe even go so far as to commit them themselves.

Like you know how people talk about extremely strict religious parents? How they would try to control a lot of the thoughts and actions in their child's life? And then sometimes even get violent when they didn't comply? All while excusing it as trying to keep them from sinning or being a bad person? It's the exact same thing. And it has a lot of the same effects, too. Antis aren't beating the problematic out of each other. They're just plain beating and traumatizing each other and then making each other into better liars who secretly hang out on the proship servers on the downlow.

And it sucks! It sucks so bad! Because I've talked to people in those exact situations and like. Especially the fact that a lot of them are still young. Like barely young adults. Some of them are still technically teenagers. They shouldn't be dealing with this bullshit at what's already such a tender and difficult age. And it makes my heart ache and my blood boil because some of them are outright scared and there's just not a lot that I can do about it. You can't shield or protect someone from all of that and it sucks.

So like yeah I'm gonna be noisy and annoying and yowl right on main because at least with that I can give people somewhere to go where they feel decently safe and accepted, even if they never interact once. That's what got us the blankshipping server, because our creator was in the anti servers while sending me blankshipping asks and decided "you know what this sucks actually" lol. That's what brought in a lot of our members, because I could yell my heart out into the void here and! People heard! And then they joined the server and found a place they could finally breathe! And it's so much fun in there now!! ♡

Anyway tl;dr thank you dear lovely Anon you are entirely correct I am incredibly sexy and everyone desires me carnally and my dick is huge and I haunt the submas servers with how I live in their minds rent free skzjkdksjd

[talentforlying]

constantine: the bayou, i'm tellin' you... it's this... this feverish place... it's like chaos... and then right in the middle you've got this... this creative intelligence... and look, i know i sound like a right hippy bellend but — maybe he's got the right idea, eh? it's about harmony, innit? not taming the wild but... dancing with it... putting down roots of the spirit and — and — ARTFUL GREENS GOLF CLUB.

the fucking gasp i let out.

[sparkly-butthole-on-ao3]

Understanding Alien a bit better now. 👀

[mcwexlerscigarette]

this quote is so sick coming from him considering he has an illegitimate daughter that he completely ignores 😭😭

[laurelwinchester]

jeff davis has been desperately trying to kill derek hale since the first season so i’m disappointed and irritated but not necessarily surprised that he finally followed through on that one. i am kinda surprised that he accidentally gave derek and stiles an inexplicable child though. that was a plot twist i did not see coming.