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Man, that E-sex was crazy
#suggestive#objectum#computers#shitpost#Clay Posts#no computers were harmed in the making of this post i promise. it was one of those wireless keyboards#needed the keys for an art project if anyone was wondering#minors dni w/ this one pls#what do i even tag this with#adding this tag to commemorate funnier-when-objectum reblogging this. it was objectum from the start#!!! godbless but rip my notifs </3
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hey babe are you a computer because i want to have sex with you
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very important chart built with @durandal-1707
feel free to add ur favorite little ai fellas
#tycho prolly shouldve been more in the middle between hate and love but its funnier this way. all of le marathon ais at extremes#marathon#durandal#tycho#leela#bungie marathon#ihnmaims#am#ihnmaims am#atlas#2001 a space odyssey#hal 9000#halo#343 guilty spark#portal 2#portal#wheatley#glados#objectum#technophilia#computer fucker
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fantastic image i found on pinterest
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owen wilson is really running around collecting roles to embody everyone's weirdly specific gay fantasy archetypes. cowboy. priest. businessman from the 70s. math teacher. cowboy again. car.
#I couldnt decide whether ''car'' or ''the wright brothers'' is funnier#but I thought I'd give the objectum community some love#owen wilson#I am sleep deprived and excited for haunted mansion so enjoy a delirious joke
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Wait what if someone asks a Pansexual Objectum if they actually fuck pans and they say yes
#objectum#objectum folk do you like my joke#I’m not projecting#this was way funnier in my head holy shit
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Getting STRONG throuple vibes from the three leads of twisters
#twisters 2024#kate carter#tyler owens#javi twisters#or the alternative#kate x tornados#and tyler x javi LOL#or all of them x tornados#funnier when objectum if u can call tornados an object
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Wife spotted.
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I was at a CVS and the thing that spits out the receipt had a little sign that just said "Please be gentle" and like. Damn. Mecore
#I think it was even funnier that Dove had the same reaction#Also I'm not objectum#But#I feel like this deserves the tag#objectum#🕶️🔌
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hat sex smell
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i love 'electric dreams' its 'little shop of horrors' but like completely different on everh single way
#txt#this is funnier but what j mean is that its like if objectum good end no killing poeple. hell yea
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saw someone today say objectum "encourages antisocialism" and like. first of all that word doesn't mean what you think it means and second of all. so what? if it's not putting a person in distress what's your problem?
#objectum#what a weird thing to say.#even funnier because i have a Human Partner too.#actually I know Many objectums with human partners!#im autistic and schizophrenic and have aspd it's not like im being social anyways!
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wanted to post these tags @bjeetle814 left on the last submission! glad to hear you're enjoying the blog ^-^
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giving my phone a pat on the ass after plugging it in
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oh so there’s this spacecraft…
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