#fulgrim is bastard (affectionate)

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

My understandings of what Primarchs are currently alive and dead, what their status' are: Loyalists: Leman Russ: Running butt ass naked in the Warp, if the armour if any indication. Probably a Wulfen and horribly mutated like Corvus. Possibly could be fine. Chances very slim for him not be a mutated wolf thing with viking braids. Anyway his sons are mildly disturbed by the armour they keep finding Lion: Alive and pissed. Commits so many war crimes behind Guilliman's back. May or may not be making it his personal goal to give Guilliman as many grey hairs as possible. Roboute Guilliman: Stressed and thinks humans can't rule themselves. Asshole. Needs a break and to actually spend time with humans and actually thinking about the fact it's been ten thousand fucking years. That's impressive for an empire. Corvus Corax: Fucked up bird man in the warp. Probably learning that feathers suck to get blood out of and questioning how the fuck his white winged brother kept his feathers so fucking clean even though said brother routinely caused blood baths in life. Has probably pecked someone to death. Vulkan: Probably alive. Somewhere. Might actually be in a volcano somewhere. His death goes against his lore so who knows what the fuck is going on here. Jaghatai Khan: Also in the warp, has no idea where the fuck he is and isn't stopping for directions. Honestly he's actually existed the warp couple of times he was going so fucking fast. Probably also slowly getting mutated. Might be fine though. Probably passed a naked Leman a couple of times and is really confused by the fucked up bird thing calling itself Corvus. Rogal Dorn: Could be dead, could have a sick ass prosthetic hand. No idea what's going on with him. Sanguinius: Incredibly dead. Probably a good thing that he is. Otherwise he'd probs be a traitor primarch too with the Imperium in its current state- Ferrus Manus: Also very dead. Probably was seething mad at being killed by Fulgrim. Very likely died seething mad. Traitors: Fulgrim: Is a four armed winged snake thing. Having mad sex and doing way too many drugs. Probably also eating a lot too. And then sleeping it off because snake. Has a chunky boyfriend if Tumblr is to be believed. Magnus: Trying to rebuild, also an arrogant prick. I support him even if he's a dick. If only because what happened to Prospero was a travesty of the highest order. You go my weird rainbow nipple horned demon prince. What is your obsession with titty horns??? Mortarion: Depressed but has family. Is infected with diseases that are probably not even invented yet. Probably also not a skinny rail of a man anymore courtesy of Papa Nurgle who is a better dad then the Emperor ironically. Probably can't stand to look himself in the Mirror. Angron: Angy, so very angy. And obsessed with blood. Even if he wasn't immortal by virtue of being a demon prince, he'd probably be too angry to die. Not entirely sure if this is actually better then being dead. Lorgar: Not entirely sure, but I assume he's somewhere in the warp spreading the word of chaos like some sort of messed up anti jesus or something.

Alpharius /Omegon: One's dead, the other is alive. Which twin died and which one is alive is a damn good question. Possibly neither are even dead. Absolute bastards (affectionate). Perterabo: Grumpy old man wanting to be left alone and forge. He yearns for it. Mostly content to just make stuff and burn his skin off. Good things he's a demon now I guess. Go make stuff, have a hobby that's kinda healthy. Sort of. Konrad: Pretty dead. Saw it happen and let it happen. Probably for the best because dear god this man as a demon prince is terrifying. Horus: Also very dead. Might actually be even more dead then Sanguinius considering Horus' soul was probably destroyed.

[askmalal]

The Primarchs and their brothers:

Part 4. Perturabo

1. The Lion

“The application is sound, but the methodology is flawed.”

2. REDACTED

“Few of my brothers accepted me initially. I can in fact count them on one hand. He was among them. He will always have my respect.”

3. Fulgrim

“Mud… mud everywhere.”

5. Jaghatai Khan

“He believes that artillery is an apex predator. That is well and good, but his men themselves win those campaigns. I think the truth is that all of his legionaries are barely restrained sharks. Set them loose, and the Galaxy will bleed…”

6. Leman Russ

“He is a strange combination of loving father and abusive mother to his lads. They love him, they hate him, ultimately they revere him.”

7. Rogal Dorn

“He tortures himself with the notion that we are rivals. I entertain myself with the notion that he is a madman. “

8. Konrad Curze

“He digs holes, and digs them very well. Oh, you wanted more, did you? Very well. Something, something, logistics.”

9. Sanguinius

“The way he speaks about mathematics is intoxicating. The man weaves a poem out of raw numbers.”

10. Ferrus Manus:

“We are both at times taken hostage by the worst elements are our temperament and betimes allow this to cloud our judgement. I am willing to accept this as a fact of life and to work to atone for it. Such knowledge, however, can drive him into fits of depression. Or to further pique. I am unsure which is worse.”

11. REDACTED

“As is known, we correspond regularly. I would describe him affectionately as the best terrible person I know. He makes me laugh and infuriates me in equal measure.”

12. Angron

“I have the excuse in as much that my anger is often exacerbated by what my captors did to me. Perturabo… Perturabo is simply a bastard.”

13. Guilliman

“If he were in charge of a rebuilding effort on Terra, the oceans would be restored within a decade, the air would be clean, ancient cities would bloom anew.., and Constantine Valdor would lose at least one reason to complain.”

14. Mortarion

“One of the few beings I know who would spend a decade planning a public garden, another decade planting it, and then destroy it in a single night if a flower was pushed out of place by an errant pedestrian simply to spite them.”

15. Magnus

“He is well read. A qualified scholar. At times given to overt generosity, at other times patronizing. We are well matched.”

16. Horus

“Careful, brother. You are asking about a man who believes even a compliment given him behind his back is a grave insult.”

17. Lorgar

“He is an atheist. Should you forget this, have no fear: he will remind you each and every time you converse with him. “

18. Vulkan

“The best way to manage Perturabo at his worst is to politely remind him of a mistake he has made in your presence. He will then avoid making that mistake forever simply to prove you wrong. “

19. Corvus Corax

“Ahh yes. Precisely what the Imperium needs. Another loud mouth overly emotional Neo-Hellenistic Warlord.”

20. Alpharius Omegon

“He isn’t often wrong, you know. It is. ..unfortunate that he such a shit. As such, many of us delight in collecting those instances when he is and passing them around like treasured heirlooms at every family gathering.”

[tagedeszorns]

30k-Eidolon versus 40k-Eidolon

Haughty bastard (affectionate).

I like his regal bitchiness and his complicated relationship with practically everyone else. Especially Fulgrim. And Lucius. And Fabius. And Julius. Yeah, everyone.

Imagine, being able to scream a hole through a battleship and then being surrounded by idiots and to have to restrain yourself from doing it!

I would constantly scream peoples' heads off. Like some deadly possum.

[crysdrawsthings]

This book gave me both Magnus (trying his best, being amazing space wizard in a feathered cloak) and Fulgrim (being fabulous bastard (affectionate) and having, apparently, few people carry his cloak after him). I am so damn happy.

However Horus also decided to listed to Erebus, so I am also suffering.

I can believe Sindermann accidentally summoned a daemon by reading Erebus' head scribbles out loud.

Is everything about this guy just a massive haha, screw you to the world?

[relax-and-read-on]

you cannot look me in the eyes and say that Vulkan wouldn't have the time of his life if he ever visited one of those neko caffe, you know the ones where you can play with cute little kittens while having a drink;

You

You absolute genious

The primarch, put they are at a cat cafe

Magnus: oh he's IN!!! Fully talking to the cat, has at least 3 on him at all time, and is the only one able to perfectly eat in peace.

Rogal: not very much a cat person. But is appealed by the state of their cat trees. Start building a better one, and keep lecturing the cat's about interrupting his work about Osha violation.

Horus: not a cat person. Joke and call them fleabags. Get violently bitten by a whe kitten. There's blood.

Leman: at a lost. Keep waving bones, stick and balls at them. Does appreciate what fierce lil warrior they are, but they don't wanna play with him :(

Jaghatai: may have brought catnip. He's now covered in cat. This was a tactical mistake. Look like he's regretting it.

Alpharius Omegon: they have smugled in silly outfit and are now making beautiful, BEAUTIFUL stupid lil video of cat in astartes or mechanicus costume

Konrad: He's fucking GONE. He has joined his people. He's a lil bastard, a hissing creature, and the cats have accepted him as one of their own.

Lion: They stay clear of him. He stay clear of them. They have an understanding.

Ferrus: a fat orange tabby is now living in his laps. They make the same deadpan expression. It's very funny. Complain about the menu options.

Sanguinius: oh he's NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME. all the cats keep batting at his wings and try to gnaw on them and he's being very twitchy, about to loose it.

Fulgrim: insanely jealous of all the cats batting at sanguinius. Try to get them to come play with him with an series of string toy.

Corvus: she's trying to get Konrad to stop hanging out from under the table with the other void cats. Fail. She just wanna pet a void baby :(....

Perturabo: he kept saying that he does not like cat. Actually sat down, and got to touch this affectionate toxedo cat's toe beans. Might be crying. Is 100% planning to smuggle it out.

Angron: has become one with the floor. Spread fully, arm stretched on it. The cats walk all over him and he might have ascended to a higher state of being.

Mortarion: oh he's not having the best of time. The cat keep batting at his respirator and the hairs and dandruff make it hard to breath.... But actually like the lil bastards and want to STAY.

Roboute: he find an old bastard cat, maybe missing an eye, and they just gently cuddle together in a corner. He's also the only one to actually go to the counter and fill the proper paperwork to adopt him.

Lorgar: he ordered food, and keep getting it stolen by cats (and Konrad). Can't even be mad.

And Vulkan: he's in heaven. Paradise. Life is wonderful and perfect. He's WARM and all the lil baby come snuggle on him to sleep. Mama cat's hand him kittens to babysit. He's thinking of installing cat cafe on all his ships.