#fukuzawa pulls everyone tbh

[etrevil]

I need a telenovela of these three with Fukuchi as the first "legal" spouse, Mori the homewrecker, and Fukuzawa who didn't even know he was married.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

do you have any specific theory regarding kunikida’s backstory? i honestly never thought about how he might have met fukuzawa when he was much younger, always assumed it happened after he dropped out of uni, but this makes much more sense tbh. i’m huge on the idea of him coming from a military family (would explain how he could’ve met fukuzawa and why on earth he knows how to operate every fire arm in existence)

I have so many ideas about Kunikida! The idea of him coming from a military family is definitely interesting - it fits with the author irl and would explain a lot of his mannerisms. I'm partial to him having an estranged relationship with his family in general, because it's mentioned in Kunikida and Katai's Magnificent Days that eventually Kunikida grew to spend more time around Katai than he did his family, and because most of the ADA don't really seem to have family outside each other. No one they worry about being pulled into things when they're accused of terrorism or targeted by the Port Mafia back when they were still antagonists, etc. With Ranpo, Atsushi, and Kyouka we know their parents are dead; with Yosano, Dazai, the Tanizakis and Kenji we know that even if they're not dead they're not really involved in their kids lives enough to matter much at all. I'm inclined to think Kunikida's are similar; we know they exist, but I don't think he has a good relationship with them, if they're still alive (they could have died after he met Katai).

In terms of his past, I definitely think Kunikida had a violent past. Man is way too down with casually throttling people - between that and his extensive knowledge of weapons, as well as how good he is hand to hand combat wise, it makes me think he must have had a tumulus past.

I saw a fanfiction once where he was a child solider in the Great War alongside Yosano, making weapons for the army - while I don't think it's canon, or else it probably would have been mentioned when her backstory was, I think the idea of Kunikida being somehow trained as a child solider definitely has merit. Given how people with Abilities tend to be weaponized in the BSD-verse, how strict Kunikida is despite having a hatred of authority and a tendency to violence, it makes sense to me. It's canon he dropped out of college, but he was also working with the Agency by age 18/19 at a maximum, so I think it's possible he joined college while working there and dropped out.

Another option is him having been in some sort of high school gang. Blonde hair in anime is often used to denote delinquency - so I think it's a given Kunikida was a delinquent as a teenager (especially given his attitude). In this case, his familiarity with violence would probably come via brawls with other gangs and such. I've also seen ideas of him being something of a teen vigilante, which is also definitely possible - teenage Kunikida without a sense of direction for his moral compass, I could see going that route.

Either way, I think he met Fukuzawa young. I've theorized at age 15, to mirror how Chuuya met Mori at 15, but I definitely think he met him before adulthood. I think Fukuzawa was the one who gave him his Ideals notebook, both the physical thing and the direction Kunikida needed to develop that sense of morality and desire to save people we see in canon. I think Fukuzawa had to be instrumental for him - like, why would Kunikida, who dislikes authority and is rude to basically everyone, respect and defer to Fukuzawa so much? Why is Fukuzawa one of the first people we see him use honorifics for? What would cause that type of a relationship?

So yes, I think meeting Fukuzawa was a huge turning point for Kunikida, however it may have been. Maybe he gave him a sense of direction and a way to harness his idealism via the Agency; maybe Fukuzawa was the one who taught him how to help people with his abilities all together. Either way, I can't see someone like Kunikida having such a deep deference and respect for Fukuzawa without him being deeply linked to who Kunikida is as a person, at age 22.

I also wonder if however Kunikida and Fukuzawa met, if it was originally negative or antagonistic. By the time Dazai's Entrance Exam rolls around, Kunikida clearly knows well what Fukuzawa is talking about when he mentions testing Dazai, so Dazai's clearly not the first one to go through that. Given we know neither Yosano nor Ranpo had to pass an entrance exam to join the Agency, our choices are down to either Kunikida or Katai as the first people to take one, which... if it was Kunikida, why would Fukuzawa want that? Why would he want to make sure this guy, specifically, was a good fit for the Agency morally, given Kunikida's such a moral character? What was it that made Fukuzawa want to test Kunikida, if that was what happened?

[theproblemcallednight]

prt 2 if ur insane hostess

yay part two!! here’s prt one if u haven’t seen it already:

prt 1

same stuff at the beginning of that posts applies, spoilers for bsd blah blah blah

how’d they get the book? when did poe write that? did poe give it to fukichi? or did ranpo?????

omg it’s kunikida!!!!! yay my office boi

omg fedya slander

i-

I- IM GONNA PULL A BEAST DAZAI OH MY FUCKING GODS-

he’s. he’s so sad. like actually. like he has no facade… i’m broken. he’s so depressed. his bf jus died. i can’t i’m sry i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t-

OH DAZ U BETTER NOT. LEAVE ME BABY CLOWN BOI ALONE U SIGMA DESERTER BITCH.

kolya i will give u all the hugs an the world fkfjnendidhd

DBDJJDJBWJDK BABY FUKUFUKU

THEYRE SO CUTE I CANT

present night back:

i do think i started to tear up here. alr back to old men yaoi

notice how it’s darker when fukichi speaks?

and the brighter w fukuzawa?

ah yes, he’s truely an angel now, a fallen one at least

how???? there was no mystery??? r they rlly jus using poes ability for iesekais. cuz that would suck

DJSJWUS THEYRE ADORABLE

another present night note:

i did started properly crying here, esp w the ending song. this is actually the first time i genuinely cried over a show and it was pain.

anyways back to actively crying night

SJDJDJSBS TERUKO. THE FUCKING VOICE CRACKS ISTG I CANT STOP CRYING IM SO SRY MY QUEEN

her va. is so good. bro she’s crying and so am i like chdjdjjfhjdkdjjshdh i luv her

OMG MY BOIS

FATHER DAUGHTER

Djdjjdhd MY GIRLS

omg he’s so pretty. but he’s still off.

bro i’m actually crying this man is actually broken. like. he’s broken. i can’t.

ranpo used fukuzawas name???? ok he’s like rlly off

also the ending song playing in the background the entire time is everything for me this song has so many emotions attached to it but i luv it.

ok present night is gonna commentate now bc i was busy crying and gasping and being surprised to actually have thoughts during this bit

ok who r u??? he has the three scars at the bottom of his face but no goatee. is it rlly fukichi??? i mean it’s the 110 outfit but still…

alr i don’t this this is aku. his hair and clothes and even personality is different. my theory is that this is a book au tbh

well ok then we can jus explode ig. i was hoping for an explanation but this works too… ig

i have so many thoughts but i can’t type anymore bc it’s almost midnight and i have school tmmr 😭

well that’s it from ur host night!!! the final wungo wednesday! i’ll be back w hosting for s6 so that’ll be fun. everyone have a great night!!!

night out

[inamagicalhallucination]

on akutagawa's side

akutagawa, quietly: i need to talk to you two

hirotsu: it must be important since you've locked us in your office

gin:

akutagawa: gin already knows but i wanted to formally invite you both to my... wedding.

hirotsu:

hirotsu, tearing up: wedding? i would be honored-

higuchi and tachihara listening through the door:

higuchi: senpai is getting MARRIED to WHO????

tachihara: big bro must have wanted to surprise us with the invitation!!! im gonna go pick out a suit

higuchi: you think so?? well i guess i will find it to be happy for him... since it clearly means a lot... i just wish i knew who...

tachihara: you're joking right? its obviously the agency's weretiger

higuchi: literally yesterday senpai said he'd rip him to shreds

tachihara: cuz he sent him a cute picture

higuchi: how do you know this

tachihara: gin tells me stuff

higuchi:

tachihara: and plus you should be the first to know - you have everything about big bro memorized

higuchi:

higuchi: well admittedly my attention lately... has...

chuuya, popping up: did i hear you guys talking about MARRAIGE

tachihara: big bro aku's getting hitched!!!

chuuya: WHAT

chuuya: AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME

chuuya: HOW DARE- WAIT

chuuya, pulling out a piece of paper that has nothing but gps coordinates, a date, and time and a "be there": do you think this was my invitation?

tachihara: looks like a threat tbh

on atsushi's side:

atsushi, standing on a table: everyone i have an announcement

the ada:

kunikida: is this more important than the mission we are discussing that requires the ENTIRE ada

atsushi: well-

fukuzawa, who was told prior because dad privileges: yes. it is.

kunikida: oh-

junichiro: oh my god

junichiro: you're dying aren't you-

naomi: WHAT?

yosano: atsushi, make your way straight to my office and i'll fix-

atsushi: i am NOT dying!!

junichiro: he's turning traitor for that eyebrow less bastard AKUTAGAWA. i knew we should have killed him!!

kyouka: :( atsushi if you go to the mafia, i will follow. but im not happy about it

dazai: atsushi i refuse to allow you to tranfer-

kunikida: do not think that you can leave without a two week notice.

ranpo, who knows but for ranpo reasons: atsushi mori is stinky why would you work for him

atsushi: im NOT joining the mafia

junichiro: oh my god you're-

atsushi: NO STOP IT

atsushi: im getting married!!!

ada:

ada:

junichiro: OH MY GOD YOU AND AKUTAGAWA???

atsushi: yes!!

junichiro: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU I'VE ALWAYS LIKED HIM

ada:

ranpo: i already knew this btw and im also all ready to go wedding cake shopping with you

yosano: i'll start preparing to set up a medical tent as soon as you give us the location

fukuzawa: i have to practice my walk

naomi: do you have a suit yet??? we can go shopping together- wait show me your ring

dazai: AS ATSUSHI'S FATHER

atsushi: you're not my dad

dazai: AND THE HUSBAND OF ATSUSHI'S OTHER FATHER

kunikida: i hope you arent alluding to me

dazai: I DESERVE TO WALK HIM DOWN THE AISLE

kenji: i thought dad's did that!!

kyouka: and president is the only one here who has a number 1 dad mug!

dazai: AND OBVIOUSLY I'LL BE THE BEST MAN

kunikida: now WAIT JUST ONE MOMENT-

kyouka: i think i should be the best man

naomi: well personally i think i should be-

atsushi, whispering to ranpo: after this can you explain to me what a best man is and why president needs to practice his walk

ranpo: if you pay me

atsushi: extra wedding cake just for you

ranpo: okay!!

sskk wedding but the ada gets in a fist fight over each role

who's walking atsushi down the aisle

who's the best men and who r the groomsmen

ushers (?)

sskk wedding but the pm get in a fist fight but akutagawa was only going to invite gin and chuuya and maybe higuchi and hirotsu and now he feels awkward

[starglow-xx]

owning a bakery and being discovered by the ada and the port mafia (part 3)

platonic! yosano akiko x f! reader

type of writing: head canons !!

this is part of my head canon series, flour & fluff !!

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series synopsis: owning a bakery at 20 is tough; even more so when you have to handle members of two opposing organizations! this is your journey to meeting those fools and creating an unlikely bond with each of them. but only at the cost of your peace and sanity.

fandom: bungou stray dogs

content: fluff & platonic stuff but trigger warning!! there may be a sensitive topic for others

*getting grabbed and pulled to an alleyway! alcohol mentioned!*

please remember that yokohama isn’t the friendliest place, especially at night.

previous: part 2 : their beloved president

author’s note: same ages as last time!! (so that means everyone is one year younger than canon; that makes yosano 24)

this one is actually pretty long :0

i got info abt her likes on her wiki page (careful! there’s spoilers!)

and yosano is a queen and no one can tell me otherwise

the doctor is in the house (quite literally)

going grocery shopping was an okay chore in your opinion

it honestly depended on your mood or whatever kind of shit happens when you go shopping

cause like something always, always happens whenever you go do groceries

sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and sometimes it’s just plain weird

one time some weirdo proposed to you in the middle of the store asking for a double suicide

he was good looking you’d admit but it’s not like you’d ever see him again

or so you thought

a n y w a y s

every so often, you’d run out of real person food in your apartment

you mostly survive off all of the leftover bakery treats and ingredients—which works out pretty well actually—but bakery supplies unfortunately also run out quite often

and also unfortunately, one time when both fukuzawa & ranpo took a visit to Sakura’s, fukuzawa argued that “no you can’t live off sweets for the rest of your life”

ranpo was scandalized and scrambled to cover your ears

you guys were at it for a while

in the end you sided with fukuzawa causing ranpo to go off about “betrayal from the people he cared most abt” or smth like that

you guys were okay again after bribing him with sweets :)

for bakery supplies you usually have them delivered bc you order them in large quantities bc ahaha no way were you gonna carry like 15-20 50 pound bags of flour no way

when days like those happen, you close up the bakery early so you aren’t walking home when it’s too dark

you scheduled it to happen every first saturday of the month

on those saturdays, you close at 5 instead of at 8

currently, you were at the grocery store looking for basic cooking ingredients such as proteins, vegetables, fruits, and most importantly, snacks

ranpo’s been rubbing off on you

the sun was starting to set and you were walking home with your two bags of groceries when shit went down

tbh you were kinda expecting it cause your grocery run was peaceful for once

but what you weren’t expecting was a wack-a-do to appear out of goddamn nowhere right when you were opening the side door to get to the staircase up to your apartment

like honestly

let a woman do her own thing

the man who grabbed you tried to covered your mouth so you couldn’t scream but you didn’t exactly make it easy for him

you kicked and thrashed around even using the grocery bags—that were somehow still in your hand—as a weapon and the man struggled but he was still bigger than you and was able to bring you to a nearby alley

he reeked of alcohol and you spotted a wedding band on his left hand

not that you cared about the detail in the moment

you kicked him in the groin and in response he let you go only to fall on broken glass that was in the alley way

using the wall to help yourself up, you grabbed a nearby wooden stick and struck him right on his back

your attacker fell and you immediately turned on your heels to escape only to fall back down on the hard cold ground once again

you lift your face up and look back to see the man holding onto your ankle

grabbing a shard of glass—cutting yourself in the process— you begin to swing it at him only for him to easily grip your wrist and stop you

you get ready try and kick him in the groin again but you’re interrupted as your attacker gets sucker punched and flies to wall

you look up to see your savior and you’re blessed to see a beautiful woman, probably not that much older than you are—she’s probably around ranpo’s age— donning a white long sleeve button up, a matching black necktie, knee length skirt, and gloves, along with tights, red heels, and a pretty butterfly clip in her short black hair

but what you really notice is her eyes

ranpo’s eyes were pretty but you like hers just a bit more

you’ve always liked the color magenta

the pretty lady holds out her hand and you take it graciously and thank her as she helps you up

as that’s happening, your attacker gets himself onto his feet and his groan catches both of your attention

he struggles to stand and the pretty lady simples saunters over to him and delivers an uppercut knocking him out cold

you’re stunned and you breathe out a “thank you” making her turn towards you

she notices the condition you’re in

bleeding scrapes on your hands, arms and legs, small rips in your clothes like your tights, blouse, and skirt, and the ruffled state of your hair and clothing

she asks if you live nearby and you tell her that you own the bakery that’s one or two buildings away

when you tell her that, it clicks in her mind that you must be the bakery girl ranpo’s been talking about and the friend fukuzawa was cat sitting for

it’s been abt two weeks since ranpo and fukuzawa first met you and since then, they’ve seen lucky in the office plenty and the boxes of your signature sweets even more

if those two trust you, she has no reason not to

she smiles at you, holds out her hand for you to shake, and introduces herself as the doctor of the armed detective agency

your eyes widen and you smile back at her shaking her hand

“ah! you must be yosano-sensei then! ranpo-san and fukuzawa-san have talked about you! it’s so nice to meet you! im (l/n) (y/n)!”

“they’ve talked about you too, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you (y/n)”

after that exchange she insisted on bringing you home to treat you wounds which you told her it wasn’t necessary

she gave you a pointed look and that was when you realized what state you were in

you sighed and weakly gave in to which she only grinned at

before leaving the alley she walks over to the unconscious man and pulls out his wallet for some sort of identification and home address as you try to see if there’s any groceries still salvageable

after texting the details to kunikida, yosano turns to you poking around the now ruined grocery bags

she simply rubs your back and tells you that the both of you could go buy more groceries together as she was meaning to get some anyways; she even said she’ll pay for you

you refused obviously but she, unknowingly, used the same tactic fukuzawa used with you

“so you’re saying you don’t need groceries?”

“...”

*cue an eyebrow raise from our resident queen*

“...you agency members don’t like making things easy for me huh.”

you gave in reluctantly and at this point you don’t even know why you try negotiating with them

and that’s only three of them

apparently, she was on the other side of the street on the way to buy groceries for the agency when she noticed different produce items on the other sidewalk leading to the alley and she went to check out what happened

ironically, the way to the grocery store from the agency makes you go past Sakura’s but she didn’t realize it until after the two of you had met

before you know it, the two of you are in your apartment kitchen as she cleans and patches up all of your wounds

as she does so the two of you have a little girl talk

you find it quite comforting bc since you opened up Sakura’s you haven’t really had the chance to connect to many people much less other women

you definitely see yosano as your cool, loving, badass older sister

she thinks you’re adorable and agrees with ranpo’s opinion

yup 

that’s right

the opinion that you’re like a little kid </3

you called it a betrayal and all she did was laugh at you <//3

“awhh that’s really cool yosano-sensei!—MFPH?!?”

*squishing your cheeks the same way ranpo did* “ranpo-san was right (n/n)-chan, your cheeks are squishy!”

“?!”

after that small fiasco, the two of you talked some more and bonded over your love for flowers, japanese sweets, and much more!!

you even made a date to have a girls day to go shopping and eat out!

you’re internally squealing a bit bc it’s been a while since you’ve gone shopping

yosano notices and she giggles behind her hand not saying anything bc she knows you’ll only throw a fit

the two of you came around the topic of ranpo when lucky passed by

lucky quickly warmed up to the doctor and cozied up in her lap

“i wish ranpo-san was able to meet lucky when he came by the first time, but then again, he’d probably throw a tantrum if i don’t pay attention to him for 5 seconds”

she snorted at that and like fukuzawa, she shared stories abt the slightly older male

“ranpo-san doesn’t know how to ride a train?”

“unbelievable right?”

“for someone so intelligent i expected more from him”

“i’ll be telling that to ranpo-san, (n/n)-chan”

“wha—?! yosano-sensei please don’t!”

like ranpo, she’s also a tease </3

but you love her anyway <3

eventually, she finished patching you up and promised to treat you to a new set of clothes when the two of you go out

“you don’t need to lose a good set of clothes just because of a sleazy man (n/n)-chan! you deserve better!”

you were going to argue that the rips in your clothes were fairly small and could easily be fixed—except the tights—but you stopped in your tracks when you remembered that it was practically useless to argue against an ada member

the two of you walked to the grocery store and bought both of your needed supplies—along with some extra goodies—and then she walked you back to your place bc it was already a bit dark out

but even if it wasn’t, she would walk you anyways

besides, if anything happened to you, she’s 1000% positive that ranpo and fukuzawa are gonna flip the fuck out not that she wont cause she most definitely will

speaking of which

you were drinking a bottle of water as the two of made your way back to Sakura’s when all of a sudden

“(y/n) you do realize that i have to tell shachou and ranpo-san about what happened today right?”

you choked on your water

“yosano-sensei you can’t! if you do they’ll freak! they won’t leave me alone for at least two weeks! one if im lucky!”

“exactly the point”

you just accepted your defeat already knowing that you’d lose

but maybe you can simmer down their anger towards the bastard with sweets and lucky

you arrived at Sakura’s shortly after and after bringing groceries in, you packaged a bunch of pastries leftover from today—bc you closed early—and bc you’re well aware that ranpo doesn’t share any of the sweets you send him with

you even gave yosano her own special box filled with goodies she loves, and a thermos of fukuzawa’s favorite, your special hot honey lemon tea

other than the sweets, you prepared lucky to spend the night at fukuzawa’s

you really really hoped that doing these things would make them calm down

you shivered at the thought of what their responses would be

you felt really bad for giving yosano all these things to carry and that you were keeping her very late

she assured you that she was fine and that if someone tried to mess with her she’d kick their ass

and after exchanging numbers, the magenta eyed queen bid you a good night and walked back to the agency with lucky walking by her heels

arriving back at the agency, yosano was greeted with some concerns asking if she was alright bc she came back from her grocery run pretty late

(she usually goes in the mornings but today was pretty busy so she left in the late afternoon but now it was already dark)

she waved off the concerns and plopped a couple boxes of your signature bakery boxes at ranpo’s desk, the one for her at her own, the last few boxes in the kitchen for any other agent or clerk to grab, placed the thermos on the desk fukuzawa was by, and picked up lucky and handed him to the president

the two males were pleased with what yosano had brought them, and pleased that another agency member had the chance to meet you

fukuzawa was rubbing lucky and ranpo already snacking on treats as yosano expected

but here comes the hard part

or maybe it’s gonna amusing who knows

“i met (y/n) today.”

“we could tell.”

in goes another treat in the green eyed man’s mouth

“would you like to know how?”

“you bumped into each other, had girl talk, made plans to go out, went grocery shopping, and you brought me and shachou presents.”

“great job ranpo-san, you’re almost completely correct.”

this caught the attention of basically everyone bc they knew ranpo was never “almost completely correct”

“we ended up meeting bc she got attacked on her way home from grocery shopping, i treated her wounds, then we had girl talk and did all the other stuff”

ranpo and fukuzawa froze right in their tracks

“i sent all the info of the bastard to kunikida”

“kunikida.”

“yes shachou”

“find out everything about that man and bring it to me and ranpo”

“...yes shachou”

“and yosano”

“yes?”

“text (y/n) and tell her that her cat, tea, and pastries aren’t going to work as a bribe”

just as you finished taking a shower you sneezed

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[ars0nism]

Spoilers I guess for Dead Apple bc I'm tired

My experience with Dead Apple was probably the same as most people tbh. I went in there with only 1 big spoiler (idk if it was specifically a spoiler for Dead Apple or a permanent thing (plz don't tell me)) so I was just freaking out the whole movie

Dazai puts that pill in his mouth

Me: NO.

Me: **freaking out the entire movie**

Me: **finds out it was an antidote** fuck you dazai

It was a lot, honestly. From the moment that albino dude (forgot his name, whoops) stabbed Dazai I just had tears in my eyes okay.

It's always bittersweet seeing your ships interact in such a shippable way but knowing they'll never be canon **glares @ soukoku & a little bit of shin soukoku**

Pulling more than just the shippy things from the movie, the battles. Shit. That tiny team up scene between Fukuzawa & Mori? WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON WITH THEM?!

Akutagawa fighting his ability will probably be one of my favorite fight scenes for a while.

Kyouka & her mom? Beautiful. Especially when Demon Snow just kinda returned the phone... Istg BEAUTIFUL

Atsushi poor child stop hurting him

Chuuya facing Ango. Will Ango die? I don't know. Don't tell me. I'm too lazy to read the manga. In season 2 Odasaku was like "1 of us died" and I thought it was Ango so like eh

Chuuya knowing Dazai wasn't dead was just beautiful. Like "hey you know how everyone thinks he's dead? Yeah, he's Dazai, he won't die" and I'm weak try to convince me they're not canon

Was that moment between Ranpo & Poe in the movie? Idk there was only 1 night between watching season 2 & watching the movie for me so it's a little blurry... Either way Ranpo is a fucking genius how can you not love him

I love all of them. Everyone in the Agency. Most important figures from the Port Mafia.

I'm probably biased with my obsessive shipping & overall love for this universe & the characters but I love the movie

Yosano could step on me and I would thank her

Dazai made me question my sexuality at least 3 times