#fukery

[muxas-world]

"was i robbed? obviously." Love love lewis and his petty ass never let them forget 🤗

[girluimfailing]

"ppl who say damian just grew up r self shippers in hiding" okay? and people who want him to stay 10 4evr are proshippers who jerk off to 10 year old damian laying with his brothers? 😭😭😭

[zainfarisinmyass]

@themysteryofmorell

Martin had said he would find his office by the office finding him. He didn't understand what he meant by that at first, but he did when suddenly his own office was not his office anymore once he tried to get inside. Every time he did he felt like he was crashing on a wall. "What magical fukery is this?"

[ao3wasntenough]

I’m back again. (Sad right?)

So oc!Sam basically doesnt need to be in a fandom to have random knowledge,, I mean like, they could be literally on tumblr just reading about this exact post- literally

And yeah it’d be hilarious..until oc!Sam actually brings original Samuel Witwicky to meet both/Minicon!Sam. Literally?? Like I’m being so real rn when I say that bro can go and bring anyone through with a portal and fuk everything up

also they are from our world so basically they could come here and just snatch someone phone and go back to the movies (since it’s like,, 2007-2018?) and show them in the own movie.

"Oh yeah I forgot I’m not exactly from here so if u wanna, just watch urself from a movie!! :D" -oc!Sam

"what the fukery is this??" -Samuel pointing at the nonexistent phone brand that they quite literally don’t have in their world because it never existed yet

ok back to oc!Sam having the best father(sire) - child (cybertronian human??) relationship with Ironhide and Ratchet because I love them, oc!Sam snuggles up with one of them. Because being alive for 100+ (my hc wizard-ing is that they can live way too much longer than normal humans) has made them gain the literal knowledge to know medical stuff and her gun-loving side won’t let it down 😔 (she’s basically both of them in one human(??) being)

oc!Sam actually would be perfect for that uh,, one AU that Samuel is a magical being? I think? but other fact is bot/Minibot!Sam can never be bored anymore with how much stupidity he has to spent with oc!Sam

IM SO SORRY FOR YAPPING ABOUT MY OC,, IM SORRY‼️😔

—🏍️ Anon

I’m very happy to read your rambles 😊

Sam witwicky should never learn he was a main character in a three movie franchise, his inflated ego would be to much 😤 I already put him through ego death enough

Oc!Sam got very lucky with her bot parents, she may never get a cold but surely would take hours to get through security with weapons ironhide tried to convince her to carry let alone the prosthetic!

[kawaiiikisses]

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[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

can you see this ask tumblr fukery is going around

Yes I can see it.

[butchcharliee]

Okay! So my friend who is off T right now.

The first thing they noticed (besides their period coming back...) was that their shoulders got smaller and their hips larger. After a few months their face got rounder which they hated since they were already being mistaken for a teenager while on testosterone and it's gotten worse (they are 29 lol)

But yeah, if you're worried about body and facial hair while on testosterone it all depends on genetics. My friend never grew a beard and only has a very wispy mustache that you can't even see after they shave. My partner, on the other hand, has a full beard and has quite a bit of chest and body hair. That being said, my partner was already quite hairy before testosterone and their facial hair and chest hair didn't darken until they upped their T levels to match "typical cis male testosterone levels".

Depending on what country you live in and how ur medical is handle it is completely possible to only go on low levels of T and never be forced to transition to a binary gender presentation. Low levels will deff give u less body fat and some muscle growth without a lot of the secondary sex characteristics like facial hair. At least, that's the experience of my transmasc friends and partner. An option to fight facial hair (if u have the money) might be to get a laser hair kit, and zap the hairs before they thicken too much.

But what ever you chose to do remember that it's okay and cool to go back on that decision. Nothing says you can't go off t, go back on later, go off it again and then back again. Bodies change with and against our wishes, and there's no manual for it. All we can go is sorta experiment and try and see what fits and what dosnt.

- love a transfem with lots of gender fukery experience 💜

Thank you!! If I were to go on T, I probably get to a point where I'd want to stop going on T so I think if my fat distribution were to go back to how it was, my heart would break :'/ I am naturally hairy so T would make it heavier even if I were on low dose of T! I have thought about going on low dose of T but I'm not sure exactly

Thank you again!! ☺️

[aquatixwitch]

I was just adopted by my mom's third husband, and let me say, having someone to call 'dad' after being rejected by two previous men has done a lot to heal my soul of the insecurities I've felt for years. Not feeling wanted or loved was devastating to me.

Now I have a dad who calls me and checks on me, does dad stuff like take us all camping, and actually gives a crap about me and my family here at home. Let me just say, it is absolutely devastating not only to be rejected by a biological parent, but then to have a step parent who couldn't give two shits about you and treats you like a burden is just icing on the cake of fukery.

Anyway, here's my (new) dad. He's a gruff and loud Italian man with absolutely no tact, but he's DAD and I love him:

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

[freemanontheland]

THERE COMES A TIME IN ONES LIFE THAT YOU HAVE LESS TOLERANCE FOR THINGS ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAPPEN TO BE MORE TOLERANT OF THINGS;WITH THIS I AM REFERRING TO A MESSAGE I JUST RECIEVED FROM ”X ” ALLEGING MY MISCONDUCT IN MY POST REFERENCES; WOW. I AM UNSURE OF WHICH POST THEY REFER TO SO I AM ASKING THE ”X” COMMUNITY TO POLL FOR ME THIS QUESTION; TO THE PERSONS THAT ACTUALLY READ ANY OF MY POSTS TO DECIDE FOR ME WHICH STOP FREE SPEECH TAKES WHEN WE ARE NOT 100% FREE TO DO SO; I AM NOT A TERROR OF A PERSON BUT TERROR IS IN MY LIFE FROM GOVT. MISREPRESENTATION OR MANIPULATION OF LAWS YET NOBODY PUTS A LABEL ON THEIR ACCOUNTS OR THEIR LIES ;DO WE HAVE A DEMOCRACY THERE ;I SAY NO ;WE HAVE THE SAME BULLSHIT THAT TWITTER USED TO CONTROL PEOPLE WHICH YOU MR.ELON MUSK SAID WOULD NOT BE THE NEW PLATFORM IN WHICH YOU CONDUCT BUSINESS HERE AND YOU WOULD STAND UP FOR THE PEOPLE ON TWITTER NOW KNOWN AS X . I DO NOT FEEL THE RIGHT DECISION TO MY ACCOUNT WAS SERVED AND HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF GUESSING WHAT WAS DONE IN WHAT POST THE CREW OF AI THAT FILL THE JOBS IN X TO SEND MESSAGES GET TO SEND THE ACTUAL POST SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEFEND A GHOST THOUGHT OF WRONGDOING AND MADE TO FEEL UNLAWFUL WHEN THAT IS ONE OF A CHARACTER I DON’T PLAY; AND I WANT SOME ACKNOWLEGED RESPONSE FROM YOU THAT YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS TYPE OF TARGETING WITHOUT ANY REPORT TO BACK IT UP; THAT WAY I CAN USE MY DOMAIN HERE AT freemanonthelandca. TO CONTINUE TO EXPOSE MY ASSAILANTS IN MY PRIVATTE LIFE AS I HAVE BEEN SINCE I STARTED IT; 4YEARS AGO; MY POSTS YOU CAN SEE YET I SEE NO HUMAN COOPERATION TO END THE DEATHS AND DISEASE AND DRUG FUKERY THAT THE GOVERNMENT ELECT HAVE DONE FOR UANYTHING TO GET ME AND OTHERS OUT OF HAMS WAY NOR NO PRIVATE PERSON WITH POWER DIRECTING ANY LIGHT TOWARDS A RATIONAL SOCIETY STOPPING THE UGLINESS ILIVE EVERY DAY; SO IF YOU WANT TO INSULT THE PERSON WHO FIGHTS EVERYDAY FOR A LIFE TO NOT BE ABUSED IN YOUNG AND OLD THEN YOU CAN DISENGAGE ANYTIME YOU LIKE THAT IS WHAT GROWNUPS DO ONE OF THE OPTIONS ON THE X IS CHOICE OF WHAT THE PERSON WANTS TO SEE ;PROBLEM SOLVED ;SO MY GUESS ON THE TWEET = OH PARDON ME THE /POST; I BET EBY CAUSE HE IS A CRIMINAL SAP WHO I CAN CALL WHATEVER I LIKE CAUSE I HAVE EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT MY CLAIMS OF ASSAULT AND PICS ;MOST POSTS TO BE HONEST I WAS WORRIED WOULDNEVER GET THROUGH FOR CONTENT LIKE ME IN BUSTED NOSE PICS FROM A TENANT ASSAULTING ME; AND 4YEARS WORTH OF HORRID DEATHS WITNESSED FUNERALS ATTENDED AND YET STILL I SEE …………………………………………………..NO SUPPORT BY A HIRED OFFICIAL TO STOP ASSAULT TO THE PERSONS WHO WORKED FOR YEARS AND GOT FUKED FOR HAVING CANCER AND …..ONLY PROBLEM WITH CURING WAS THAT I LIVED TO EXPERIENCE HELL INSTEAD OF A JUDGEMENT FIRST; HELL U NEVER HAVE TO SEE ; THANKS FOR LETTING ME GET A PLACE TO FIND HELP EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A FEW AND NOT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SO I COULD NEVER MAKE THE GRADE TO BE PAID FOR NOTHING POSTS ; THE ELITE DO NOT FALL FAR FROM THE PREFFERRED ONCE YOU GET TO BE INVISIBLE; WILLIAM SHATNER IS A FELLOW COUNTRYMAN; WITH RESPECT CAUSE HE NEVER FUKED UP AND BETRAYED HIMSELF FOR OTHERS I DO THE SAME THIS IS WORTH BEING …..HUMAN.FOR A REFRESHER THOUGHT TO ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WE LIVE IN THE HERE AND NOW WHATS DONE IN THE DARK WILL BE SEEN IN THE LIGHT ; THAT IS WHAT WE ARE NOW DO THE MORAL AND CONSISTENT LIFE IT MAY NOT MAKE YOU A KING BUT AT LEAST IT WILL KEEP YOU SANE AND FREE.

[squarwell-breakingnews]

‘Boycott Fukrey 3’ trends on Twitter after Richa Chadha’a Galwan post - Times of India

‘Boycott Fukrey 3’ trends on Twitter after Richa Chadha’a Galwan post – Times of India

Richa Chadha has been receiving backlash from netizens and other celebrities on social media after her recent tweet on Indian Army. Although the actress apologised for her statement, it looks like the internet is not ready to forgive her. Many social media users have now called for a boycott of her upcoming film, ‘Fukrey 3’. While one of them tweeted, ‘Waiting for fukery 3 so that #BoycottFukrey3…

[stylesnews]

@youarehome on twitter

[fuck-your-chickenstrips-hoe]

Hi, lactose intolerant here!! Fun fact, cheddar cheese actually has one of the lowest traces of lactose! This means absolutely nothing because im still going to give ZERO fucks about my stomach's health. I infact give so little fucks that if a fuck fucked a fuck, to give me a fuck, id put that fuck in and asylum for thinking id fucking want to give a fuck, and put the other fuck up for adoption, and the fuck that birthed the fuck some fucking therapy because WHO the fuck is it to give me unslistated fukery about the fucks i do not have?

Hello, lactose intolerant person. Your stomach has repeatedly made you aware that you have a dairy sensitivity via violent diarrhea, yet you never alter your eating habits. In front of you is a delicious salad with a nice shredded cheddar. Next to it is another salad of the same quality, minus the cheese that your stomach so despises. The door will unlock and you will be set free regardless of which one you pick, because I already know which one you are going to pick, and there is no trap I could set that is worse than the fate you have sealed for yourself. Good luck out there soldier.

[chammicorn]

a tag thingie 🐝

tagged by @wewilllivehappilyandstrong

rules: list 5 random things about yourself and tag 10 people

1. some of my friends call me 'dad' and if that isn't saying something about me then idk what will

2. i literally cried my eyes out when i first got a relatively short haircut

3. my favorite musical artist rn is blackbear because i finally listened to something other than deadroses

4. i start flailing my arms like an idiot whenever i laugh or sneeze

5. one of my lifetime dreams is to learn latin (not just because i wanna feel like a character from the secret history)

tagging: @fukery @camille-avery @fsociety @rayofsunshinemaiaroberts @xjosten @yuferovaah @nathanieljostn @jessesbamf @spaceheroes @meetmeinthehallway

you don't have to do it if you don't want to 🌙

[angeliqueshow]

👌🖕💯💯💯🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#no #shame #fukery https://www.instagram.com/p/B-zRdhUhH_Q/?igshid=jh0x87fagzq6

[tornsuits]

have a little timeline for orpheus's life because i think its important that other people learn how neatly everything fits and also i’m procrastinating on writing but shhhh that’s not important

- born (presumably. we dont actually have proof he was born but like. that does seem to be how people spawn in the city)

- age seven: illum war ended (not particularly relevant to orpheus's life i just thought it was neat)

- age eighteen: turned to prostitution to make money, almost gets arrested, is hired by dionisius, & meets narcissus (this all happens like, within three days sbjsfjs) 

- age 22-23ish: sees the sun for the first time and subsequent gets his patrons, the maenad sisters. starts to rise to popularity in the music industry now that he had the time and money to start performing.

- age 22-23ish: meets eurydice, they fall in love and do couply-y things, presumably 

- age 25 [two years before seaside]: narcissus is kidnapped and almost turned into a somnambulist (again, not directly related to orpheus but i thought it was neat) 

- age 26-27 [four years after meeting eurydice]: eurydice dies :(

- some time shortly after eurydice dies: orpheus and narcissus go on a trip to the seaside (fiction) takes place. this specifically takes place approximately nine years after orpheus and narcissus first meet.

- sometime around this time, orpheus tries to go back to work and is fired. this could happen any time between seaside (as orpheus hadn’t gone back to work at that point) and muratic acid (where it’s revealed that orpheus was fired). personally i think it was before he went to hades for help, just because it wouldn’t make much sense for him to accept a job when he already has one, but there’s no actual canon evidence to support this.

- shortly after seaside (two or three months at most) orpheus goes to hades to ask for euridice back. hades suggests he take the ulysses job and orpheus accepts, although he’s given little information at the time about what that actually entails. 

- approximately six weeks later, orpheus, dionisius, muriatic acid and the strange whirring thing (fiction) takes place (technically there are several flashback bits in this one, but the actual time it’s taking place is six weeks after the deal with hades). orpheus receives further information on the ulysses job. 

- sometime around this time (this is probably the vaguest event on the timeline) narcissus is taken away to medea asylum. it’s definitely after seaside (because narcissus is like. specifically not there) and probably before muriatic acid (narcissus going to the asylum is referenced in it, but that could just be talking about the vision orpheus had and not actual events). he could have not actually gone and the acheron got burned down before that vision could play out, or it could have not happened at all, considering we know Nothing about how accurate orpheus’s visions are. and again, this isn’t particularly relevant but i thought it was Neat

- some time after muriatic acid (it could be the same day but that wouldn’t make much sense tbh) the actual ulysses job begins. the events of ulysses dies at dawn begin to play out, taking place over about 3-4 hours (probably. we don’t know when udad starts, only what time it ends, but i can’t see it taking longer than that to just like. open some doors) 

- age 27-28ish: orpheus dies a little bit before dawn from a slit throat. can we get an f in the chat lads