#fucksticks

[taliesinsraven]

At #NYCC ...wish I was there.

[roughridingrednecks]

Trash

[writefightandflightclub]

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[onenakedfarmer]

Live from the courtroom.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[the-munflowers-garden-of-muses]

Since this guy is trying to sell Yo-Kai Watch-based merch on etsy, friendly reminder that Abdallah Smash is a wife-beater

[frostytherobot]

jeffrey combs and barbara crampton playing mara wilson’s parents… in a cartoon that features mike and rich of red letter media in other episodes… what is going ON

[townofcadence]

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Ares: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Saffron: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[incineraryperiphery]

i love that the fudge i got from the farmer's market has the audacity to call itself 'real maple fudge' like it doesn't have imitation maple extract on the ingredients list right below it. you're telling me you can't get maple syrup here, of all places??

[amajorsystem]

met a sout.h park fan and they randomly sui baited me in depth over a minor altercation. yes they did draw the characters like twinks

[kayforpay]

spending hours looking for the perfect visual mods for the sims 4 only for my sim to immediately catch on fire trying to cook a grilled cheese, causing them to die instantly

[george-rr-binks]

You can get as angry as you want and gun nuts will only laugh at you. Human decency doesn't matter to them. Human lives don't matter to them. Your appeals to their compassion for their fellow man do not matter to them. Anger doesn't matter to them.

Embarrassment matters to them. Don't try to make them feel like shit for what they like and believe because you won't. Do try to make them feel embarrassed they care about their murder tools so very much. Make it humiliating to talk about or carry in public. They want to make you upset. They hate being judged.

Yelling in their face won't be half as effective as laughing in it.

[onenakedfarmer]

LINSEY DAVIS: This is now your third time running for president. you have long vowed to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare. You have failed to accomplish that. You now say you're going to keep Obamacare. Quote, unless we can do something much better. Last month you said, quote, we're working on it. So tonight, nine years after you first started running, do you have a plan and can you tell us what it is?

FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Obamacare was lousy health care. Always was. It's not very good today. And what I said, that if we come up with something, we are working on things, we're going to do it and we're going to replace it. But remember this. I inherited Obamacare because Democrats wouldn't change it. They wouldn't vote for it. They were unanimous. They wouldn't vote to change it. If they would have done that, we would have had a much better plan than Obamacare. But the Democrats came up, they wouldn't vote for it. I had a choice to make when I was president, do I save it and make it as good as it can be? Never going to be great. Or do I let it rot? And I felt I had an obligation, even though politically it would have been good to just let it rot and let it go away. I decided -- and I told my people, the top people, and they're very good people -- I have a lot of good people in this -- that administration. We read about the bad ones. We had some real bad ones too. And so do they. They have really bad ones. The difference is they don't get rid of them. But let me just explain. I had a choice to make do I save it and make it as good as it can be or let it rot? And I saved it. I did the right thing. But it's still never going to be great. And it's too expensive for people. And what we will do is we're looking at different plans. If we can come up with a plan that's going to cost our people, our population less money and be better health care than Obamacare, then I would absolutely do it. But until then I'd run it as good as it can be run.

LINSEY DAVIS: So just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan?

FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: I have concepts of a plan. I'm not president right now. But if we come up with something I would only change it if we come up with something better and less expensive. And there are concepts and options we have to do that. And you'll be hearing about it in the not-too-distant future.

[suriel]

If you see me doing something the wrong way & don't say anything until I fail?

You're an asshole.

[onenakedfarmer]

Don't [it's perfectly fine to] speak ill of the dead.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[deelgathor]

Fucking SCREAMING at work right now

[angryisokay]