#fuckkkk i'm such a nerd

[slowd1ving]

LAMENT OF OUROBOROS . 　⁺ MASTERLIST

"Forsaken is he who disregards the warnings of a wise man. Hark! gather round—for this is the ode of the seventh prince of Metis. Let this elegy be your lesson: a final cautionary tale of a cursed prince forgotten in even the annals of history. Hubris blinded seventh prince Veritas Ratio, and for that he paid a bitter price. Sit, bear witness to the truths spun by the Moirai—lest you too would like to partake in his tragic fate." • . * cursed prince ratio + alchemist m reader possibly my magnum opus (not just because I finally figured out how to do the gradient thing :3) rough design for minoan fashion ratio here map for key regions (very rough, done on mspaint but whatever) warnings: video game violence, death? kind of? tyranny (are we surprised), male-coded reader (or at least the in-game avatar is)

HONKAI STAR RAIL MASTERLIST

MASTERLIST ・゜・NAVIGATION

✦ I. PRINCE OF ARROGANCE, PRIDE HAS A HEAVY PRICE;

→ Where it all begins. The venerable Sophos Nous leaves the prince with eight words, and the youth decides his destiny over them.

"His fate was sealed the moment he could taste choleric resentment on his tongue, followed shortly by spite: for spite is the desire to thwart. The path he instinctually set out on—to seek knowledge about the abuses of wisdom in the palace—was one that would only end in despair. "

✦ II. COME HITHER, CURSE WHERE HE LIES.

→ Where it all ends. The prince's scheme germinates, flourishes and withers as quietly as he.

"This was the tale of the seventh prince; an elegy hidden from the footnotes of history. Within the game Lament of Ouroboros, his sorrows were summarised thusly:

A strangely warm vein of ore. 

Hero, come here when dusk kisses the edge of the Borderlands. As your palm brushes against the rock, you may be able to feel the pulse of a slumbering prince. 

Three sentences were all that was afforded to the disgraced prince, forgotten to all but the Moirai."

✦ III. OH, HOW TRAGIC IS HE;

→ You are luckier than he is. You are unluckier than he is. For though your end is painful and futile, there is no lingering in limbo for the rest of your eternity.

"It was an accident. 

“I’m sorry. Ah, shit—” Something wet splashed your cheek, followed by a fumbling hand that tried to brush it away but only succeeded in smearing the thin liquid across your face awkwardly. “Don’t— fuck, I’ll stay with you, alright?” 

Fingers wrapped around your own, flesh against bone. Pulsing life alongside a silent end. 

The last thing on your lips was an apology, in the form of a salty tear dripping from above."

✦ IV. WEEP FOR HIM, I BID OF THEE.

→ tba.

✦ V. HE IS THE MOST PITIFUL OF MEN;

→ tba.

✦ VI. FOR NONE SHED TEARS FOR THE FORSAKEN.

→ tba.

[dolldefiler]

please write something about a bully raping the person he bullies and making her do disgusting shit 🫣💗

C/W Rimming, piss, forced bi, impact

Oh lookie here, if it isn't the geeky little nerd. What do we have here? Aww? Your books? It'd be a shame if I did—

Slam

Go on. Pick them up, you dumb cunt. There we go. You look much better on your knees like that, you stupid little bitch. Ha! You know I can see right down your blouse, right? Are you trying to get my dick hard? Stop lying, you whore. You're trying to get my cock all hard and throbbing, aren't you? Do you really think that'd stop me from beating your pathetic ass up?

Ziiiip

What? Never seen a real cock before? Yeah, you don't seem the type, you fucking nerd. Keep your fucking eyes on my cock or I'll beat the shit out of you again. That's right whore, look at me jerking my thick cock. What the fuck are you blushing for? You realise I've just finished fucking that cheerleader, don't you? And your worthless little cunt's drooling? Pathetic.

You know what? Lick it. Did I stutter? Lick her fucking cunt off my cock, you pathetic failure of a human being. You're too fucking slow. Bite and I'll kill you. I won't be able to cum from some loser's pathetic blowjob so I'm going to skullfuck you instead. Fuckkkk, I don't care if you're complaining or begging, but every time you sob I feel it on my cock.

Shiiiit yes, that's a good little whore. How do you like the taste of a real woman's cum on my cock? SLURP IT ALL UP. Don't leave a single fucking drop, you stupid skank. Fuck, yes, SHIT, I'm cumming. Fuck, don't spill a single fucking drop, you dumbass!

You look so disgusting with all those strands of drool connecting your lips and my cock. God, are you crying? That's... such a turn on. Fuck, you're going to eat my ass now. 'NoO, pLeAsE DoN'T MaKe mE', shut the fuck up, cunt. Shove your fucking tongue up my asshole and I won't give you another black eye. There we go. That's a good ass-licking whore. Are you retching down there? Am I going to have to suffocate you with my fucking ass? SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND EAT MY ASS.

This clearly isn't working. This slap isn't slap working. God, you look fucking disgusting. All that mascara running down your face, those teary eyes, those bruised, red lips. You know what would make you look better? Open your fucking mouth. SLAP. Do as I fucking say. Now say 'ahhh'.

Don't you dare waste any of my piss or those slaps are going to turn into punches. Drink it. Drink it all up. Fuck, you spilled some, you dumb cunt. Lick it off the floor. Go on. God, you really are just a nobody. pathetic. I'll see you tomorrow, moron.

[sinnohqueen]

PokeMas Hisui event thoughts as I'm playing lmao

seems Rei hasn't told anyone about the whole Volo thing oooohh

Cynthia being a research nerd HELL YEAH

I do wish one of them got Hisuian Typhlosion instead :c only because I'm biased

Akari and Lucas bonding!!!! so cute ;w;

BRO???? HOLD ON IM NOT SPENDING ANY FUCKING GEMS IF THEYRE TEASING VOLO LATER ON FUCKKKK

[ducksbyday]

Winchester the bestest boi :)

(click for full pic)

I'm supposed to have my article about ash dieback finished today

but instead of that, i got really distracted. Like- really distracted..

It's alright though because Winchester deserves all the love and attention in the world. Plus I had a lot of fun drawing him :)

Also if there are any nerds here, like me, here is the traditional sketch with what everything on the pic is supposed to be:

I really like the idea of Winchester helping Pix with field research. Pix just takes Winchester with him to areas where the dodo just very excitedly sprints around, catching everything on the camera and giving Pixl a quick general idea of the landscape. He also works as extra storage and a quick escape if things escalate.

UPDATE: I WAS SO BUSY DRAWING BIRD THAT I HAD TO SEND IN AN ESSAY 5 HOURS AGO FUCKKKK

Update update: Very much struggling with figuring out how tumblr works O.O Couldn't figure it out so I'm replying like this: Someone reposted this post saying my artwork reminded her of Loftwings. I actually didn't know what it was, so I googled it and I thought it was really cool! Especially since from what i read it's based of the shoebill stork, which is exactly what I based my design of Winchester on LMAO

[baekhvuns]

Suddenly I can't see, Champions League whoooo? Premier League only 🤗 (not to confuse with Prison League). Wow the racism and xenophobia coming from PSG fans? I shouldn't be shocked though...

Kylian M🍙pe 💞 please I'm having throwbacks to all the football x kpop tweets

London is blue WHERE? 🧐 Tottenham is the only blue team that can maaaaaaybe do something, but let's be honest here ajshjahanajajshsh Kane better not act up, you'll not redeem yourself no matter what!

Name dropping the weirdos who try to force you to write for others members would be justice! I'd write their names in my Death Note. Also over 4k notes for Bodyguard 🤧😳

I'm just build different, what can I say? My body consists of coffee, tea and juice

20 years from How to Lose a Guy SICK. Hold on Baeksy, of course I'm choosing Seonghwa above everyone he's off limits, at this point he might be a fictional character, he's U N R E A L. I got "silent glare" on that anger quiz, lmao I'm definitely not silent when I'm maaaad

SM is reaching lower and lower. Chris Lee is bad, so is LSM, the tax evasion, the creepy behaviour? The apple doesn't fall from the tree...and the Karina thing? Oddddd. And the plot thickens, the fuckkkk is going on in that company. But also that's all it took to coax them, signed photos?! And now Hybe? Honestly I fucking hate Hybe for trying to monopolise everything. Speaking of awful men. It's not like he wasn't behind the scenes of everything anyway. At least JYPE did something good and donated money to Turkey and Syria.

So if you're in fact Taeyong, please share some of your wardrobe with me. Juseyo 🙏🏻🤲🏻

I'm glad I could help inspire you, now you need to remember not to slander nor tease me anymore! Tamino's voice is really strong and raw, not polished, but also so perfect? He's hypnotising for sure. I've waited so long for new music from him. Brown and emerald as a person?! Wow what a comparison. He's definitely giving Jeff Buckley vibes. I saw that Maddox is following Tamino on insta 👀 Btw Habibi, do you know Sevdaliza? She has a lot of songs, they're very haunting, but also chill. I'd love to see her collab with FKA twigs, it's been my dream for a while. Anyway she's a goddess for sure.

Baby baby baby

Bestieeee Seonghwa playing Animal Crossing is so on brand it's such a Hwa thing, he's so endearing 🤧 I neeeed a cute nerd Hwa fic, I'll die if someone doesn't write it

Live action HTTYD...? I- if Hwa isn't Toothless idc

Oooohhh, hopefully I survive until you finish the Yunho fic, I'll be jet lagged for a week kdjsjsjshahshshs.

Euro Tinys who love black hair in shambles because of HJ and MG (tho idk what's going on with Joong's hair and I'm not a fan of chopped hair Mingi). Also absolutely NOT mad that Ateez are in my continent while I'm flying out on Sunday HA HA HA HA 😆😆😆😆 and that most of my friends and mutuals are going to perceive Seonghwa again 😂😂😂😂

And fucking hell, so many fansites and Korean stans begging for VIP tickets, taking opportunities from those who can't see Atz every week, only to take their dumb photos. GET A JOB!

Ohhhh tea the list should be longer tho

Hwa said "everything is about me" as he should! Extrovert Seonghwa

I refuse to look at any concert videos, but I accidentally saw this and Cyberpunk. He looked good, but I do have to say, he hit more with blonde hair, just looked more otherworldly to me, the light hair was such a nice contrast 🙄 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Suddenly I can't see, Champions League whoooo? Premier League only 🤗 (not to confuse with Prison League). Wow the racism and xenophobia coming from PSG fans? I shouldn't be shocked though... //// Kylian M🍙pe 💞 please I'm having throwbacks to all the football x kpop tweets

LMFAOOOO HEY AT LEAST THEY MADE IT TO THE FIFA CLUB FINAL JVSNDBDKC premier league v mancity atp 😭😭 kane on his way to single-handedly destroy arsenal <33 every time i think the french fans can’t be this bad, i always get shown the worse 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO DBWHDKWH kylian m🍙pe more like kylian the ninja turtle 😭😭😭😭 kpop x football the best type of collab, recently saw a messi fancam w gee as the bgm 😭😭 the varane ass thing TOPS EVERYTHING but this, hold on now

London is blue WHERE? 🧐 Tottenham is the only blue team that can maaaaaaybe do something, but let's be honest here ajshjahanajajshsh Kane better not act up, you'll not redeem yourself no matter what! //// Name dropping the weirdos who try to force you to write for others members would be justice! I'd write their names in my Death Note. Also over 4k notes for Bodyguard 🤧😳

ITS GONNA BE WITH THE WAY ARSENALS DROPPING POINYS FVENDBD NO BC TOTTENHAM HAS BEEN CREEPING UP ON THE LIST,, mancity about to get the juventus treatment 🥰😭😭 still hoping for a blue london,, maybe chelsea w enzo and the kaka lookalike can,, hearing rumours about zidane and or pep x psg!!! which means perhaps a tuchel return!! WAITING!!! kane’s redemption arc is already ON ITS WAYYY THEIR AWAY GAMES POINTS ARE PRETTY HIGH ,,, will compile list for u the next time someone does it <3 im sorry4 WHAAT??

I'm just build different, what can I say? My body consists of coffee, tea and juice //// 20 years from How to Lose a Guy SICK. Hold on Baeksy, of course I'm choosing Seonghwa above everyone he's off limits, at this point he might be a fictional character, he's U N R E A L. I got "silent glare" on that anger quiz, lmao I'm definitely not silent when I'm maaaad

u know they say we are like 70% water but it just, 70% coffee juice and tea,,, ur blood is sweet? but then bitter from coffee? DO U HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MOSQUITOES I THINK WE FOUND A REASON,, 20 YEARS IS CRAZY, rewatched it last night and can’t stop thinking who will suit it the best, NOT EVEN SOOHYUK?? 😯😯 ur right, he’s so unreal HOW did u handle seeing hIM I JUST KNOW HE IS PORELESS,, JDVWKDHXK MAYBE THIS ONES FOR U THEN 😭😭😭 found this new one!

SM is reaching lower and lower. Chris Lee is bad, so is LSM, the tax evasion, the creepy behaviour? The apple doesn't fall from the tree...and the Karina thing? Oddddd. And the plot thickens, the fuckkkk is going on in that company. But also that's all it took to coax them, signed photos?! And now Hybe? Honestly I fucking hate Hybe for trying to monopolise everything. Speaking of awful men. It's not like he wasn't behind the scenes of everything anyway. At least JYPE did something good and donated money to Turkey and Syria. //// So if you're in fact Taeyong, please share some of your wardrobe with me. Juseyo 🙏🏻🤲🏻

it’s the way we are seeing their downfall in real time, tho i hate to see it bc i like the dynamic of sm groups and the talent that comes from it but i guess it was about to happen,, shit like this always happens when exo are about to have a cb 😭😭 there’s a cute in march for lsm or something how are these idiots still stuck together under this company after this much is beyond me,,,

tbh it wouldn’t be happening if they had some brains to them,, chris lee is an absolute idiot for getting kakao involved & now bringing that dude back in the group,,, i guess one thing’s true 😭😭 don’t have business with your family members 😭😭 i genuinely dislike how hybe’s getting these companies and how their company stans are all over the moon BUT i guess they’re kinda helping lsm be in sm,, but it feels wrong to have them be the majority shareholder 😭😭 all the sm artists who’ve been at the company for YEARS must feel extremely lost atm,,, this sucks as a whole but the way select ppl making fun of it 🔫 BUT THE MEMES RBWMFJWK SOMEONE SAID AUTOTUNE IS COMING 😭😭 crying BDMWHDK IF THIS IS A REALITY ID START CRYING one good thing jype did tbh,, hoping ppl give all the help, the sanctions for syria is so devastating, no mf humanity to lift them off and give help 

speaking of men, h**chul… i am sorry this is what?

??? im finding these as i get links for u and omgwhat anon buckle up, get ur tea, sit on a couch with a blanket and read it this the main thread

only hope in suju is ryeowook atp

I'm glad I could help inspire you, now you need to remember not to slander nor tease me anymore! Tamino's voice is really strong and raw, not polished, but also so perfect? He's hypnotising for sure. I've waited so long for new music from him. Brown and emerald as a person?! Wow what a comparison. He's definitely giving Jeff Buckley vibes. I saw that Maddox is following Tamino on insta 👀 Btw Habibi, do you know Sevdaliza? She has a lot of songs, they're very haunting, but also chill. I'd love to see her collab with FKA twigs, it's been my dream for a while. Anyway she's a goddess for sure.

LMFAOOOO IM SORRY IM A LITTLE BLIND I COULD NOT SEE THE FIRST HALF??

no seriously tamino’s voice, and the way he presents himself,, watched his interviews and he’s just this tall guy who’s so articulate when he speaks??? his voice actually is so nice to hear omg,, DEFINITELY UR RIGHT HES VERY HYPNOTIZING his eyes too!!! so dark and hooded, his genes! WAIT YOURE SO RIGHT I DIDNT EVEN THINK, UR RIGHT ITS VERY BUCKLY but he had a softer look! tamino has a vv sharp look! maddox following him now 👁👄👁 if they do a little magic and drop something,, if we sEE HONGJOONG IN THAT STUDIO WIRH HIMRBJQJDKWD goner, i just listened to other girl by sevdaliza AND SHES A SIREN!! A LITERAL SIREN!!!!! she’s what i imagine a goddess would sing like omg ,, LMK HOW THE CONCERT WENT!!!!

Baby baby baby //// Bestieeee Seonghwa playing Animal Crossing is so on brand it's such a Hwa thing, he's so endearing 🤧 I neeeed a cute nerd Hwa fic, I'll die if someone doesn't write it

NEED THAT HAIR ON HIM BACK! STOP DO U THINK HE NAMES HIS ANIMALS AFTER THE MEMBERS OR ATINYS FBWNBDWK do u think hwa’s the type to watch backyardigans? yes.

Live action HTTYD...? I- if Hwa isn't Toothless idc ///// Oooohhh, hopefully I survive until you finish the Yunho fic, I'll be jet lagged for a week kdjsjsjshahshshs.

they’re really about to ruin it 🥰🥰 can’t wait to see the downfall, and if they do a tangled live action. it’s on sight! AAAAAA UR RIGHT! HOPE U HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!! hopefully it’s not a year until i release the fic 😭😭 but it’s in the middle nearing end now! so a little bit of progress <3

Euro Tinys who love black hair in shambles because of HJ and MG (tho idk what's going on with Joong's hair and I'm not a fan of chopped hair Mingi). Also absolutely NOT mad that Ateez are in my continent while I'm flying out on Sunday HA HA HA HA 😆😆😆😆 and that most of my friends and mutuals are going to perceive Seonghwa again 😂😂😂

And fucking hell, so many fansites and Korean stans begging for VIP tickets, taking opportunities from those who can't see Atz every week, only to take their dumb photos. GET A JOB!

NOT U FLYING OUT ON SUNDAY THE DAY RIHANNA HAS THE SUPER BOWL FBWN DONT MISS IT 😭😭 RWKDHWKDHKS THE PINK HAIR SHOCKED ME SO MUCH I WOKE UP TO IT, EYES STILL CLOSED AND SHOT UP THOUGHT IT WAS A WIG 😭😭😭😭 it’s giving pre-military fbwmfjwk LMFAOOOO ANON 😭😭😭 AT LEAST U THERE WHEN THEYRE THERE AND NOT U LEAVING AND THEM ARRIVING, same air we breathing the same air,, ha ha ha they’re all gonna see him. haha. anon. NOOO SERIOUSLY THEYRE ALL GETTING THE FRONT ROWS TOO 😭😭😭 always questioning why the special day fansite’s EVERYWHERE will join u in this journey to not look at any hwa videos from this concert <3

Ohhhh tea the list should be longer tho //// Hwa said "everything is about me" as he should! Extrovert Seonghwa

wait the tea is kinda…

HE IS THE MAIN GUY, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT HIM AND WE’RE JUST WITNESSING IT

I refuse to look at any concert videos, but I accidentally saw this and Cyberpunk. He looked good, but I do have to say, he hit more with blonde hair, just looked more otherworldly to me, the light hair was such a nice contrast 🙄 - DV 💖

no. 

NOPE NOPE NOPE 

i won’t even send the videos bc im not looking at them fbajdhdj need 🔫 the 🔫 snow 🔫 app 🔫 gone 🔫 have not looked a SINGLE hwa video. accidentally saw the glimpse of the hala hala one DESTROYED MYSELF A LITTLE

I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORW FBWKDJWK WHY DOES HE PULL IT OFF THO 😭😭😭 he looks like that one hair style neymar and greizmann had 😭😭

now.

[mhadumpsterfire]

Special Viewer [P.2]

~~~~Katsuki Bakugou~~~~

In which Camboy! Katsuki Bakugou starts to become oddly interested in one of his viewers.

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Warnings: Smut, Fluff, Cursing, Mentions of drug use and alcohol use. Y/N is afab!

If you are easily offended by sensitive tops I advise you click away

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A/N: I also just want to say thank you to everyone who gave so much love and support to the last part :) It makes me so happy to see ya'll horny mfs freak out as much as i am. I LOVE U ALL and I'm tagging everyone who showed excitement in the last part.

vvvv

@trishiepo0 @lolawassad @itsroseally @yoshimochii @deleteusthefetus @energyabsorber @love-the-sin-n-the-sinners

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11:03am, Saturday morning. Your eyes fluttered open to the beaming sunlight peeking through the blinds on your window. An exasperated sigh flowed through your mouth as you realize your position. You lazily rub your eyes and roll yourself out of bed. Whilst walking yourself to your dresser, you see a blue screen from the corner of your eyes and realize you left your computer on. Thinking nothing of it, you walk to it to shut the top closed, but as you placed your hands on the top of the laptop, about to shut it...you paused and your eyes widened.

Message Notification: From Dynamite!

It read in big bold letters. You jumped away from the computer, slapped your hands over your mouth and proceeded to jump around in a circle and scream into your hands.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE-?!" You yell to yourself in disbelief. You run over to the computer, impatient to open the message. In an act of pure bravery, you clicked on the message before snapping your body away from the screen, deathly afraid of what it might be. After a few minutes, you slowly turned back around to the computer and were greeted with...

"(405-6532-5334) Txt me :)"

WHAT THE ASS? You screamed a string of curse words into your hands once more before putting the number into your contacts under "dynamite <3". You were ESTATIC! Your internet porn crush wants YOU to text him? It must be a dream, you pinched yourself a few times but...it in fact was not a dream. Right when you were finally about to text him, you received a call from your long-time best friend, Aiden.

You immediately answered, sighing in relief as if he was an answer to your prayers to interrupt this scary moment.

"Hey, what's sup, Aiden?"

"Hey, nerd. I'm bored as fuckkkk today, you tryna go to the park with me, chill a bit, maybe hit up the new café there too?" He asked, of course that sounded...like super fun so you reluctantly replied, thinking of that text to Dynamite.

"Yeah, of course dude. What time?" You ask casually not trying to freak out.

"Uhm......30?" He replies. You agree, say your goodbye then hang up the phone. Quite relieved you have something to do to get this all off your mind. Your poor heart and soul cannot take this overload of excitement.

You walk to your dresser and decide to slay the most slay you have ever slayed. You dress yourself up in the best outfit you could find, fix your hair, grab your phone and keys and leave the house. You then get into your car and start it, but, before you started to drive to the park you decided to shoot Dynamite or should I say "dynamite <3" a text.

"Hey :-)". anddd.....send! You immediately blush and proceed to MUTE his message notifications so you wouldn't have to get the message and see the reply, you were WAY to shy for something like that. You then throw your phone onto the passenger's seat and start to drive.

You arrived at the park, right on time. You park right in the front and spot Aiden leaning up against a tree by the benches. Excited, you hurriedly get out, lock your car and jog over to him. "Hey, Aiden." You say happily. He waves back at you and suggest you guys go get a drink at the café, you agree of course.

While walking casually, Aiden turns and makes a comment "You look....excited today? What's got you so hyped?" You smile, blush and turn away. "Oooh...I saw that little look on your face! It's a boyyyyyyyy, Huh?" He continued, teasingly bumping your shoulder. "It's nothing, just a guy I liked gave me his number this morning." You say, wildly sugar coating the situation. "Oh? That's amazing Y/N! You've GOT to tell me about him." Aiden said excitedly. Right then, you opened your phone to see a red number 01 on your texts. It has to be him since...nobody else texts you....You smile at your phone. Aiden gasped "Is that him? What did he say?!" he asked breathing down your neck practically. You playfully shove him away before replying "None of your beeswax, idiot. It's just my mom." You say. "Whatever you say." Aiden says, shrugging his shoulders.

You open the text.

wassup, bunny. what took u so long? I've been waiting for you all morning.

You try your best not to squeal in excitement by Aiden, you chuckle a bit before replying.

Slept in late I guess, why? You excited to talk to little ol' me?

You sigh satisfied with your text, and turn your phone off. "Here it is, I went here with my coworker last week, this place is so nice. Come on, let's grab a seat." Aiden said interrupting your lovestruck trance. You follow him into the café, and you both sit at a table in a quaint little corner, away from others just how you both like it.

"Alright, here's your menu and here's mine." You start, you hand Aiden one of the Menu's on the table. "I'm so hyped to try this place, you really have been gassing it up." You continue. He rewards you with a chuckle "Yeah, and for good reason." He said. Just as the conversation started, a short, pretty, shy looking waitress waddles her way over to the table.

"Hello! My name is Alessandra! Welcome to the Downtown Café! What can I get s-started for you guys?" She said, quietly. You look at Aiden for direction when you notice his eyes lingering on her for a little too long. Yeah, he is definitely into her. "Y-yeah U-uhm.." Aiden starts awkwardly flustered. "I'll uhm...I'll get the Macha Latte, with a-uh pink macaroon, please...and thank you." He says. Definitely stumbling on his words. He then looks at you in an effort to alert you to save him from this. You nod your head at him, and reassuringly smile before ordering. "Yeah, I'll just get a Raspberry Tea with a purple macaroon, thanks." You say swiftly, almost flexing on Aiden.

"Of course! Coming right up!" She says, she looks at Aiden, blushes and hurries away. You start laughing uncontrollably, pushing Aiden's shoulder. He looks into your crying eyes with his annoyed ones, crossing his arms in irritation. "You are so into her, you idiot, you were a stuttering mess that's so embarrassing!" You say, slapping your hands onto the table in an effort to stabilize your limp body. He rolls his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Shut up. It's not like she'd be into me anyways. So, just forget it." He pouts. "Oh my god, Aiden..." You start, giving Aiden a look of "Are you fucking stupid?"..."You're the dumbest guy I have ever met, she obviously is into you dude, she was all blushing and shit taking your order." You say.

"W-wait really?" He says hopefully, "J-just nevermind. Forget about it." He says, nodding off to the side. You then grab your phone to pass the time and see another message from Dynamite.

Damn, did my stream last night leave you that worn out?

and no, idiot I don't get excited talking to people.

Ugh, you could just see him smirking and pouting through the phone.

Maybe it did. And I'm idiot now?

He immediately read your reply and texted back

shut up, idiot girl just send me a pic for contact photo or something.

You chuckle before snapping a quick selfie and sending it to him, feeling proud you look good. Aiden looked lonely, so you decide to just shut your phone off for the rest of the time you're hanging out with him. He's your best friend, anyways. You'll always put him over any stupid boy any day.

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Part 3 coming...

Friday, May 27th at 12:00am PST. :)

[nabateann]

HOLY FUCK!!!!! H O L Y F U C K

i just,,, after months and months of not getting to go on regular dates with my boyfriend (as in, we went out like three times in five months) because of shit that i'm still weird about now I get to and it's,,, i'm just so fucking happy but also really fucking relieved because it was a situation that was wayyy too remniscent of my last relationship and it was so emotionally difficult for me and i just,,,,,,, thank fuck it's over

[danniburgh]

I'm watching tik, tik... boom

mostly bc I'm a musical nerd yes but there's this little speech that Rosa tells to Jon when his musical doesn't sell and he asks what is he gonna do next that goes:

“You start writing the next one. And after you finish that one, you start on the next, and on and on and that's what it is to be a writer, honey. You just keep throwing them against the wall and hoping against hope that eventually something sticks.”

and wow the way i needed to hear that!!!!!! fuckkkk being a writer is so hard and some people see it as just putting one word next to the other and I'm just... yeah yeah yeah exactly what she said wow yes.

the hope to make something that pleases the masses never leaves baby, and one never knows who here really wants to see their stuff in the shelves. would be really cool. we should keep persisting.

[grayintogreen]

Funny thought. Jester told Lucien to his face about the Egg Incident and Matt specifically said all the rest of the TT laughed. Which means Cree laughed. And how I would have LOVED to hear the conversation between Cree and Lucien later about THAT.

"Nonagon, do you--"

"I'm not talking about it, Cree!"

-10 seconds later-

"OKAY BUT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SITUATION WOULD EVEN WARRANT--"

NO JOKE I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO THE LUCIEN SUPERCUT (for the hundredth time) AND HIT THAT MOMENT LIKE “man there’s a funny Creecien scene in that, because I don’t write enough non-angsty Lucien and Cree” and sometimes I wanna write two nerds being dumb. And Cree losing her shit about egg dicks.

Lucien: I don’t want to know ANYTHING about that person.

[Jeopardy music playing and then abruptly cutting off.]

Lucien: okay but you met the other one, right? Like was it all right in the head? Did it seem like it was okay? Was this a decision made with a sound mind, do you think?

Which is an elaborate way of me admitting that I just want to keep writing random ass asides of the Tombtakers going “what the fuckkkk” during the Neintakers road trip. Not even just that specific moment. Many moments. There are just SO MANY where I’m like “I wonder if they were just taking bets on how many of the Nein banged Molly while Lucien just screams.”

God I miss the Neintakers road trip.

[dolldefiler]

I loved your post regarding an bullying kink! Would you be open to making another post like that please? It was hot ♥️

[I think this is the post you were talking about? Consider this post to be a 'part 2' of that :)]

C/W: Bullying (duh), threats of piss and cuck stuff

What? You're back for more? Are you serious, you fucking nerd? Don't tell me your pathetic ass got addicted to my big, hard cock? Aww, did the stupid little fleshlight fuck itself at night, thinking about spreading its holes for me again? It? Yeah? How else would I refer to a toilet or a punching bag or a sex toy? Sweetie, you're barely a human, let alone a real woman.

Now... take my cock out and do what you do best. Don't give me a reason to give you a black eye. Or do. I want to see what my dried up cum looks like over your purpled, bruised face.

That's a good little whore. See? Isn't this what you wanted? Some attention? Someone to make you feel like a person? Do you want to know what a real woman looks like? Just think about the cheerleader team. Fuck, just thinking about them in their slutty little dresses makes my cock twitch. What about you? Don't make me laugh, cunt. The only thing you're good for is to clean up my cock after I'm done fucking them. To drain my heavy, cum-filled balls before you've finished doing my homework.

Pick up the fucking pace, you're here to make me cum, not drool over my cock like a brain-damaged piece of fuckmeat, you pathetic nerd. Have you not fucking watched porn or something? I'd imagine that's the only way a fucking loser like you could ever see some dick. Go on. Choke yourself on my cock or I'll force you to choke like last time. FUCK!

Fuck, that's hot. What if I do... this?

Aww, are you crying? Because I punched the back of your head while you were worshipping me? You want to stop now? That's so cute. Shut the fuck up and don't forget to lick at my balls like the worthless mutt you are. That's fucking disgusting. You're so fucking gross for me. Aren't you embarrassed? Just wait till everyone at school hears about this.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, it's like your tears are lubing up my cock everytime you slide your bruised lips across it. God... I'm going to cum inside your cumrag mouth. God, fuck, I need to look at those cheerleaders' instagram accounts first. FUCK, FUCK, Fuckkkk, holy fuck they're so hot. They're so much hotter than you'll ever be you worthless, pathetic piece of shit. The only reason I'm like this to you is because I know you'll never have the guts to tell anyone.

Now get the fuck out of my sight before I use your asshole as a urinal. I'm going to call my girlfriend over. I don't want a disgusting cum rag ruining the atmosphere.