#fuckk how tag them??

[troubled-bog-witch]

ok Now that I know you will answer these what is your opinion on Coll and Dalben I need to know.

are they gay and in love?

are they gay and just really good friends?

Why are they Like That and why do they make me want to cry?

Best guess? You want to cry because they're the only content motherfuckers in this entire series.

(To be fair they're already outliers because it's rare to have any content characters in any fantasy series. It's the quintessential I Want genre.)

Everyone else really really Wants something, and is out there in the world pursuing it. Dallben and Coll are like. Peace out. I'm going to spend my life growing turnips and presumably drinking cocktails on the porch. What war.

They like their home SO MUCH and they'd be happy to stay at it forever. It's a really stark contrast to Taran, but it means he always has this extremely good safe place to return to, and at the end of the series he chooses that over sailing west with the elves or whatever it was.

They're besties to me, and I also kind of see Dallben as a universal mentor figure, including for Coll. I think they rely on one another a lot, and maybe round each other out. Magic guy + farming guy = harmony? It's very sweet.

I don't think they're in love, but they ARE pretty good dads

[grimstrawberry]

screw these chapters, I miss the league

[aerinamis]

hello i present my enstars faves tierlist except it devolved into a tierlist of how much i want to study them/how much they live in my head

[alt0stratuscloud]

y'know earlier today I was like woowww I've gotten sooo used to the dsmp just being Over and almost every plotline being in Shreds now from both the problems in the first place abd how many people've been cut out of the story and then there's like. that post. or last week the heaven and hell post. where I'm reminded that oh, no, there Is a hole in my heart where lmanburg once was and oh right we ignore rule 1 of how things ended not mattering and that everythings just Over and there are too many pieces missing to ever put it back together. rinse and repeat!

[vickyzangels]

% “eres ese algo que mi mente ha estado imaginando”

# synopsis ; i’m literally just writing down a thought cause i wanna go to sleep

# pairing ; tom kaulitz x reader

# word count ; 437

# tags ; nsfw (mdni), unprotected p in v, pre-established relationship (i literally label him your boyfriend so idk if i even need this tag), half awake writing if it’s bad i didn’t do it

a/n ; meine schatz - my treasure, liebchen - sweetheart

you very very briefly mentioned to your boyfriend over text that you wanted to see what’d it be like to get fucked face down, ass up.

t: isn’t that just doggy ??

idk its supposed to have a diff angle to it i think

the conversation moved on quickly, and that was seemingly the end of it. and then tonight you both came back from a trashy party in some celebrity’s mansion, so what better way to end the night than to try out that position you brought up?

“fuckk-k.. please..! s’ deep�� godf-!” you muffled from your hotel room’s sheets. sure, tom said a lot of things during interviews, but he very rarely lied, and he very much didn't when he said he was 24 cm. shit, you swore you could feel him in your stomach and yet you could feel his tip hitting your spongy g-spot with every push to the hilt of his cock.

he was moving so slowly but he knew that this angle was doing you so much justice, of course he knew, even between his groans you could hear his infamous smirk. you don’t know how much more you can take, the throbbing of pleasure was swallowing you whole and god- if your pussy subconsciously clenched around him one more time and pulled him somehow deeper into you, your eyes would look at the back of your head with how hard you’ve been rolling them.

tom wasn’t helping your case, he very much was not helping your case with how he was running calloused fingers over the arch of your back, ensuring that your head was far into the pillows. who knows how many times you came on his dick, trying to wrench away from him through every orgasm and yet simultaneously pushing yourself back onto it.

“one more, meine schatz, just one more i promise.”

he sounds so supportive and willing and fuck, you believe him, even if he said that the last 2 times. this time he might actually mean it, though, when he pushes himself up and braces a soft palm that you've come to love on the back of your head, gently securing your head down before he pulls almost entirely out of you and in suddenly quick thrusts, completely bottoms out in you, over and over and over again.

this time he’s not brushing your spot anymore, he’s aiming and hitting directly at it. any form of verbal communication coming out of you completely melts into loud mews and gasps, barely shaping together a choppy, “can-t… take it..!”

“yes, you can, just take it a little longer, liebchen.”

a/n ; birthday coming up soon yay

a/n 2 ; WAS I JUST A FOOLL ⁉�� YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUNNDD OF THE WOMAN WHO LOVED YOU‼️

© ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO VICKYZANGELS. do not steal, repost, plagiarize, or use my work for anything.

taglist ; @cup1d-lix @imabitchh @arquiiva @verelace @iovemoonyy @everseve

[cindyss]

teacher tom 😍

• - MY GOOD GIRL - •

PAIRING(S): prof tom riddle x student fem. reader

WARNING(S): jealousy, smut, teacher x student, extreme dominance, age gap, pet names during sex.

SUMMARY: you and prof. tom are in a secret relationship and when one of his students invites you to the yule ball in his own class, he doesn’t let that slide and punishes u for it.

A/N: thank you smm for all the support on my last post🫶, if anyone wants to be tagged in any of my posts lmk and if you have any ideas requests are open💗.

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This year at Hogwarts, you got a new DADA teacher, as usual, professor tom. He was handsome, he was tall and muscular, his features all defined, one look at his eyes and you’d pass out. He was calm, but wise. He was smart and quiet unkind, he was never disrespectful though.

You couldn’t help but feel a bit of attraction toward the man, and to your surprise, you would always catch him glancing at you. He would also find ways to talk to you, after tests, during class, after class, whenever he saw you in the hallways, etc…

One time he asked you to stay after class, so you admitted your feelings and he kissed you. Thats how you got in a 4 month relationship with your DADA professor, however, you couldn’t tell anyone because he was a 24 year old Slytherin professor, and you were a 7th year Gryffindor student.

You get to class early today, your last one, defense against the dark arts (DADA), and to your surprise, ur early. You take a seat next to Hermione and Cormac walks up to you.

He had a big crush on you, and everyone in the school pretty much was aware of it, students, professors, all of them.

“Hii pretty girl” he spoke with a grin. “Heyy” you reply back nicely. “So the yule ball is coming around, and if you don’t have anyone to take you, i am more than happy to take you.” he said. “Of course Cormac, I’ll definitely think about it” you smile at him. “alright beautiful” he smiles back then he coughs.

Then he coughs again, and again, and again, and again, and he’s choking! He’s on his knees, coughing hysterically. Everyone gathers around him trying to stop the cough and as your eyes dart around the room, you find professor tom stood at the door, mumbling something, he was the one doing this!

You had to make it stop, “Professor!” you call out. “Help him, he just began choking” just then, Cormac stops choking and tom sprints across the room to him. He kneels down next to him, “just take him to the medical wing, he’ll be fine” this man was insane.

Just then, Neville and Ron help take him out of the classroom and the lesson begins. The whole time, your bf doesn’t look at you at all. Was he avoiding you?

Class finishes and you decide you wanted to talk to tom about this. You were the only student who knew where his room was so you decided to go and speak to him later tonight. The time came around and you got going. The halls of Hogwarts were quiet and empty at this time, dark and silent.

You arrived and knocked on the door, he opened the door and his eyes widened at your figure. “Why did you come here?” he asks. “We need to talk” you reply as you step in the room.

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS TODAY?? ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR GUY, HE WAS STRUGGLING!” You speak, scream is more like it. “He fucking asked my girl to go to the yule ball with him.” He states.

“He doesn’t know we’re together!”. you point out. “The only person you’re going to the yule ball with is Neville!” “My cousin, seriously?” “Yes and i don’t want anyone else coming near you within a 50 mile radius or i will rip their intestines out one by one.” he’s still speaking calmly, he never shouts, never.

“Fuckk.. why would you even say you’d think about it beautiful, don’t you know ur mine?” He gets closer. “Im gonna have to punish you.” He then places his hand on ur waist and pulls you in. He kisses you hungrily and slips his tongue inside, fighting with urs for dominance.

You wrap ur arms around his neck as the kiss deepens, he then picks you up bridal style and carries you to the bed. “Im gonna fuck this tight little pussy till you can’t walk, till everyone in Hogwarts hears my name, till Cormac learns to not touch whats not his.”

Just then, he begins removing your shirt as you stood in front of his bed. He takes his time, one by one, he removes your bra, pants, then panties.

He then pulls you in for another kiss and makes you sit on the bed, he kneels between ur legs, and he begins trailing kisses down your collarbone until reaching your breasts. He begins pleasuring both of them, starting with your left breasts. He leaves kisses all around your breast and then starts sucking on your tit.

He sucks hard, twirling his tongue around ur tit, cupping your other breast in his hand. He then moves to your other side, pleasuring it similarly. He cups the left one and pinches your tit between his fingers. You let out different sounds and moans of pleasure, loosing urself to the heat of the moment.

After he’s done, he pushes you further on the bed and he spreads ur legs, “now, tell me, whose wet pussy is this for?” he questions. “Y-yy-yours, tommy.” “Thats right, now let me show you why it’s wet, for me.”

He immediately dives in like a starved man and starts eating you out. He licks ur folds, twirling his tongue, pleasuring you well, very well.

You grab his hair, tugging at it. “Tommy, im so close,” you admit. He mumbles a quick mhmm into ur pussy and it sends shivers down ur spine. That was ur limit, you slam your hand on ur mouth, stopping urself from screaming, as you come into his mouth.

He smiles into ur pussy and swallows all you have to give, he then licks you clean before pushing two fingers in without any warning. You moan at the feeling and he immediately begins moving his fingers inside you, slowly.

He then adds a third finger and starts speeding his movement, “you will not go to the ball with anyone but neville, do u understand me.” you nod in response which he doesn’t approve of.

“Use your words darling” “i.. i won- i wont go to the ball with anyone b..but Neville” “my good girl” he says before kissing you again. This time it’s slow yet still hungry, full of lust. “You have another one in you, don’t you?” You nod and once again he sighs in disappointment. “Use ur words love” “I d.. do” you answer.

He then proceeds to speed his movement and you come for the second time tonight. He removes his fingers and shows you ur cum on his fingers before licking them clean.

You get up to the bathroom to clean urself before returning back to ur dorm. You could hardly walk, but once you got there, you turn the hot water on and jump in the shower.

A few seconds later, tom walks in with you, already stripped out of his clothes. You turn to face him and smile at him. Once he steps in, he speaks “wait here pretty girl, i said im gonna fuck u till u cant walk, till everyone hears my name, till Cormac understands to not touch whats not his, i don’t think I’ve done that yet, have i?”.

You shake ur head at him and he makes you face the wall. You feel him get closer and he breathes next to your neck, heat floods ur body as you feel his breath.

“Now listen to me, im gonna fuck you real good, but im going to need you to beg me for it.” he whispered. He then lines his throbbing, hard cock with ur entrance and starts kissing you. The kiss is heated and slow, ur tongues fighting for dominance.

“Come on riddle..” you say between kisses. “Come on what?” he teases. “Fff.. fuck me tommy please. I need you inside me, now!” “One more time beautiful.” “Fuck tom, get inside me now!” You arch ur back a bit, and to that, he smacks ur ass before pushing in you.

“Fucking brat” he spoke as he sped his movements. You cover ur mouth, blocking any sounds from leaving it when tom removes it. “I wanna hear all the pretty noises you make when i fuck you like a little whore.” To that you moan which makes him go even faster.

“Tommy.. can i c-cum p-p-p-please?” “Your third time tonight? Impressive darling, go ahead.” He speeds his thrusting, and grabs the shower head, he turns it on and he points it toward ur pussy and he rubs circles around your clit.

Just like that, you scream as you come, your nails piercing tom’s skin. “Fucking hell, doll” you both chuckled.

You later finished ur shower and ran back to ur dorm as u realized it was past curfew already.

[suicide-with-dazai]

' Waiting for me ' ~ Diluc x reader

context: diluc gets home from working at the tavern all day to find you awake waiting for him <3

tags: ☆ fluff , heavy nsfw , diluc x fem!reader , soft!diluc , cvm eating , fem terms , cute aftercare & soft encouragement ☆

! inspired by Vulpine Voice Diluc audio on yt !

- quick & easy read -

starts under the cut , enjoy . (MINORS RESPECTFULLY DNI) <3

eventually , he reaches his house , hoping to find you sound asleep in his bed .

the air is still and silent as diluc walks home . the streets of mondstadt deserted since nightfall . the sound of his footsteps echo as he takes a shortcut through an alleyway .

he unlocks the door as quiet as possible , and kicks his shoes off . walking into the bedroom he notices youre sat up in his bed , still awake .

" darling , what are you still doing up ? " he rushes over to you and holds your jaw as he kisses you " is everything okay ? "

you put your arms around him and kiss him back , deeply and passionately . the room goes silent for a moment while you kiss , " y-yeah i was just worried "

" worried about what , sweetheart ? " diluc breaks away from the kiss and walks over to the dresser and takes off his work clothes . he takes a tshirt and some underwear out of his dresser and begins getting ready to slide into bed with you .

" i dunno.. i was .. just scared- it got late and i- "

when diluc finishes getting dressed , he walks over to you and puts his finger over your mouth , " shhh~ its alright "

at this , you get all flustered at this sudden affection and stop worrying about him .

" took a lot longer to close the tavern tonight , couple things i had to take care of . dont worry your pretty little head , honey , im okay "

he gets into bed next to you and gestures for you to lie on top of him , to which you gladly obey .

now , he senses that youre more relaxed . you put your head on his chest as he starts stroking your hair .

" you do anything interesting today , my love ? " diluc inquires , cuddling you lovingly .

" not really , did my commissions then that was about it ... visited Wagner a few times to see how my new polearm is coming along . "

" oh ? and hows that going ? "

" its looking pretty good ! its gonna be finished in around 3 days or so ... "

diluc loves hearing about your day , and you love hearing about his too .

" how was your day , love ? " you look up at him and kiss his neck as you ask .

" eh , just the usual . pretty boring actually " he sighs .

you stay silent for a moment then you sit up on him , straddling his body .

" is that so , huh ? " you bite your lip and run your hands along his toned abs .

" is my darling feeling needy , hm ? " he puts his hands on your hips , " i think thats just what i need right now~ "

he speaks in a low and sexy tone , almost purring out his words , in such a seductive manner . his voice never fails to turn you on . the vibrations of his low tone linger in your core for a moment as you surpress a moan .

you smirk and began grinding your clothed cunt on him , feeling his dick get hard inside his boxers .

" ill make you feel good~ promise~ "

diluc lets out a stifled moan as you grind on him , giving him that friction that he needs .

you take your shirt off , revealing your bare tits . diluc reaches his arms up to fondle them , and play with your nipples . you moan at the lewd touches from your needy boyfriend .

you start to grind faster , both of you begging for friction , feeling so riled up in the needy situation you were both in .

" oh my love , my beautiful girl , take your panties off for me~ thats it . niiiice and slow~ " you slide your panties down slowly and teasingly and you look half lidded into his desperate eyes , " fuckk- thats a good girl~ "

you feel his dick getting harder underneath you , so you tug at his waistband . you look into his eyes for consent , to which he nods . you first take off his shirt then get to work on his boxers .

" mhh~ thats it , love . thaats it~ "

when you slide his boxers off , youre met with his pretty dick , so hard and dripping already for you .

he breathes heavily in anticipation as you position yourself over his dick , your cunt already being wet enough for it to slide in .

" slowly , yeah ? " he whines as he tries to keep his composure .

" ill go nice and slow~ " you put his throbbing tip at your entrance and slowly sink onto his dick .

you moan loudly as his length stretches you out , he strokes your thighs to reassure you, " no rush , sweetheart. youre doing so good~ "

when youve fully adjusted , you begin moving up and down slowly . at this , diluc groans as your soaking cunt slides up and down his length .

" f-fuck- mhh- " he whines at this immense pleasure hes feeling , " ah~ keep going love~ "

you start to move a little bit faster now , your cunt and his base slapping together makes such lewd noises , you cant help but moan .

" ah- let me get on top of you " he whines .

he lifts you off of his dick and places you underneath him . hes quick to slide back inside of you .

he starts fucking you faster , as his breathing becomes more and more irregular ,

" a- ah- keep going diluc~ " you squirm under him as he fucks your pretty cunt faster , pushing you both closer to the edge .

" oh love- im close- "

he continues fucking you closer and closer as he too approached his orgasm .

" fuck- y/n- im gonna cum- "

he fucks you until you cum , and lets you ride out your orgam , your chest rising and falling as you scream his name ,

at this , diluc quickly pulls out and cums on your tits , he lets out a low groan and tries to calm himself down .

" such a good girl arent you~ " he sighs in pleasure as he looks at your tits covered in his thick cum .

he leans down to kiss you , while playing with your tits which were dripping with cum , " mmhh~ " you whimper into his mouth as you feel his fingers slip over your nipples so easily with the extra lubrication .

he breathes heavily as he swipes across your chest with his finger , collecting some of his cum and puts it inside your mouth . you willingly suck his finger clean and swallow his cum .

diluc hums out in pleasure as you suck his finger , biting his lip . you sit up and kiss him , making him taste his own cum . this lewd action causes him to roll his eyes back and kiss you harder .

" oh , darling , this is just what i needed~ " diluc continues kissing you and swirling his tongue around in your mouth , " lets get you cleaned up , sweetheart "

he was still breathing heavily when he walked to the bathroom to start the shower .

dilucs aftercare is always so soft and sweet and it makes you weak to know he cares so much~

" we can shower together if youd like ? " diluc stands leaning on the doorframe , the light of the bathroom behind him highlighting his toned figure beautifully .

" mm~ yeah " diluc walks over to you and picks you up in his arms , you lean into his touch and kiss his collarbone . he carries you over to the bathroom , where he puts you down . your legs feel unsteady and weak after diluc had fucked you .

" you okay ? " diluc holds your waist to steady you and stop you from falling . you nod and he helps you get into the shower .

he first gets under the shower , letting it drip down his body . then , he offers you his hand , and you get under the hot water with him . you almost moan as you see all the cum on your body getting washed away .

you decide to pick up the loofah and some soap and begin washing dilucs pretty body .

" mm, thank you love " he smiles as you start washing his body . you stand on your tiptoes to kiss him and he hugs you lovingly .

once you were both all washed up , he wraps a towel around you and dries you off . then you return the favour by drying him .

you always find it so cute how sleepy diluc gets after sex , makes you wanna just hug him so tightly and drift off to sleep with him .

diluc picks you back up and put you in bed next to him , the silky sheets covering your bare body as you cuddle up to him . you stroke his hair as he begins to fall asleep , his head snuggled in your neck .

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, zegras' have more fun

♡ ─ summary | media day pictures (NOT MINE AND IT'S NOT THE FC) and something makes the jack stans go crazy

♡ ─ warnings | light-hearted flirting/arguing, brief mention of hate crimes (ITS A JOKE THOUGH), hughes bros being dumb (not trev for once LMAO)

♡ ─ taglist | tbd

♡ ─ ev's notes | this lowkey eats I MISSED THIS AU

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stasszegras | media day pics, first (official) fnl + WENT LOWKEY VIRAL ON TIKTOK???? tagged: pchandler68, umichfootball, lucafantilli september 23th, 2022

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briesbagels | my favorite tiktok influencer 🤭

↳ stasszegras stop it. 😐

↳ briesbagels 3 million views on a tiktok IS CRAZYYY

↳ stasszegras it's only cus luke was in the video

↳ lhughes_06 clout chaser 😝

briesbagels | LAST PIC OF LUCA IS HORRENDOUS PLS STASS 😫😫

↳ lucafantilli ok this one hurts brie, i thought u were on my side

↳ briesbagels its either u or stass (im choosing my girl)

↳ stasszegras 🤭😏😍

↳ pchandler68 hmmmmm 😏😏

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ stasszegras what's goin on here.... 😥

umichwsoccer | THATS OUR GIRL! 🫡〽️

↳ stasszegras 🤞🏼🤞🏼

jackhughes | wowww okay stassie.. 🤞🏼🤩 woo 😮‍💨😮‍💨

↳ trevorzegras 😟😟 oh no

↳ lhughes_06 since when we callin her stassie????

↳ jackhughes WE?? get ur own nickname lukey 😑😑

↳ stasszegras k y'all let's just stick to stass or little zegras 😶

↳ trevorzegras @/griffinzegras

↳ griffinzegras bffr right now 📸📸📸 aren't you like 30 jack??

↳ jackhughes actually i'm 21 so calm the FUCKK down... and i was just being nice and friendly griff come on now

↳ briesbagels and thats why we wear sunscreen kids 🥴

↳ griffinzegras yea maybe a little too friendly..

↳ stasszegras guys im gonna disable my comments if u keep arguing like 12 year olds

↳ trevorzegras mhm yeah and thats the ONLY REASON why you would wanna disable the comments

lucafantilli | last pic should be considered a hate crime bro how'd u even get that

↳ stasszegras don't ask stupid questions like that luca

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ lucafantilli MY OWN BROTHER?!?!?!

↳ lhughes_06 i guess we are all getting betrayed by our flesh and blood rn 😪

↳ jackhughes be so fr rn lukey

↳ trevorzegras agreed luke

↳ jackhughes 😑😑

↳ pchandler68 interesting.. 📸

quinnhughes | you ate little zegras 🫡

↳ stasszegras thanks quinner 🫶🏼

↳ trevorzegras YEA this is really being friendly @/jackhughes

↳ jackhughes bro. let this go.

↳ quinnhughes leave me the fuck outta this guys, please 😁

lhughes_06 | gonna win us a jr world cup zegras ✊🏼

↳ stasszegras YESSS SIR 🫡🫡〽️〽️ but thats not how it works buddy

↳ lhughes_06 there's no jr world cup????

↳ jackhughes messi is rolling in his grave rn

↳ stasszegras messi is alive????

↳ briesbagels no way bro 😭😭

↳ quinnhughes LMAO PLEASE 😭

pchandler68 | LUCA LOL PLEASE HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

↳ lucafantilli count your days chandler

↳ pchandler68 wait no luca im sorry

↳ lucafantilli its ur fault u introduced me and stass and NOW LOOK. all the hoes are gone

↳ stasszegras 😑😑😑

↳ adamfantilli not all of them.....🥯🥯🥯

↳ lucafantilli shut up adam.

↳ pchandler68 wait what??...

adamfantilli future manager AND she plays for our soccer team?? it's perfect 🤞🏼🤞🏼

↳ stasszegras hahaahaha no.

↳ nolan_moyle STASS PLEASE

↳ stasszegras stop harassing me nolan

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jhughesnews | jack hughes and anastasia zegras are reportedly going out after he comments a suggestive comment on her most recent post. thoughts???

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fan01 | WHAT?? NO WAY????? WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME

fan02 | guys they are just friends, if u guys look at her other posts he makes those kinda jokes all the time

↳ fan03 nah bro did u see trevor and griffin's comments? they obviously know something we don't

↳ fan02 yeah but that's their humor

fan04 | good 😭😭😭 for😭😭😭 them 😭😭😭

fan05 | didn't she go out with luke too 😐

↳ fan06 damn she wants the whole crew

↳ fan07 who can blame her tho??? have u seen them 🤭🤭

↳ fan08 no she didn't lmao, those were also JUST rumors and it's obvious they're just friends

fan09 | guys stop it, these are baseless rumors and REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS TO TAYLOR ALL THE TIME, stass is great just by herself 🫶🏼

↳ fan10 all right girl..

↳ fan11 its giving "coach is right guys... 😣"

↳ fan12 im crying BYEEE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

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[baurbiediv]

hate to be lame {3}

PAIRING ➔ jj maybank x pogue!reader

WARNING(S) ➔ water being thrown, physical fighting (pushing, punches), screaming match between reader & kiara

SYNOPSIS ➔ you and jj seem to be getting back on track, but when a certain someone is trying to get in between the two of you again? you take matters into your own hands.

SIDE NOTE ➔ wish i could give creds to the gif owner!! if anyone knows who it is, please tag them so i can give rightful creds!! (FUCKK, he looks so good in that gif but then again i felt so bad for him in this scene ://)

AUTHOR’S NOTE ➔ once again, i am NOT a kie anti, just for the storyline + LAST PART!!

parts one + two

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“i pushed you away because i fucked up. a couple days after the argument, i told kiara everything. my head was everywhere and .. and we made out.”

your own boyfriend pushed you away and made out with not only someone else but of all people, your own best friend. truth be told, you wanted to lash out at him, he knew there were boundaries set and he broke them.

if you were to go do the same thing he did, jj would be looking for the guy and trying to knock his head off backwards right now. but you’d be crowned ‘bitch of the year award’ for going after kiara, but rightfully so, she knew it was wrong.

she knew you and jj were in a bad spot right then and she took that as an opportunity for herself to get what she had wanted.

you never tried anything like that whenever she had her eyes set for someone else because you knew better than that. but now the flip in you was teetering between off and on.

it was a silent night, the faint sound of the water being carried along with the wind was the only thing to be heard, besides the loud cheering of the group.

you ultimately decided to get out of the hot tub and make your way into the chateau hoping that a certain someone would follow you in. “i should go and talk to her.” kiara said as she watched you disappear into the house, sarah looked over at kiara, “just know that if she beats your ass, you deserved it!” cleo said just before laughing. john b, pope, and jj oblivious to the conversation.

sarah snickered before kiara sent her a glare, which caused the blonde to look away before coughing. kiara hopped out the hot tub and trailed into the chateau, seeing your figure in the kitchen.

she took a deep breath, “y/n?” she called out. mentally cursing yourself out, you rolled your eyes, “in the kitchen!” you yelled back before grabbing what you needed. kie approached you with her hands in her back pockets, “look, i know you hate me right now but that might be an understatement, and i don’t blame you for it. i just want to apologize to you, it wasn’t cool and i wanna know if we’re cool.” she said, a slight smile prominent on her face.

you nodded and pushed your tongue into your cheek before throwing water into her face, prompting you to hop off the counter you were sitting on. “you just ‘wanna know if we’re cool?’, you kissed my boyfriend kiara! you of all people should’ve known how incredibly fucked up that is.” you spat back at her, your temper was at an all time high.

you pushed past her and made your way out the chateau. kiara chase you out the house and catching up to you as you were on the steps. without hesitation she pushed you, not rough enough for you to fall but enough for you to merely lose your balance and stumble down the steps.

sarah and cleo had now begun to watch this go down, the two of you telling in the distance. and yet again the boys oblivious to this as the three of them were on the dock talking about whatever had been on their minds.

“what is wrong with you!” kiara yelled as she finally reached you at the bottom of the porch. before your mind could react, your body did it for itself. in a quick second, your fist connected with the left side of her face which send her flying back.

cleo made a ‘damn i know that hurt’ face as sarah quickly looked over at cleo, “i think we should stop them before it gets serious.” sarah said nervously.

cleo just shook her head before laughing, “ah ah, kiara had it coming. look sarah, if some girl did this with john b, you’d do the same thing.” she said patting sarah’s shoulder.

within moments kiara was able to get two hits in, one to your lip, and a scratch across your cheek.

pope now witnessed the two of you in the distance, “guys! look,” pope nearly yelled, pointing over at the chateau, john b and jj who were bickering about something stupid, quickly turned to where pope pointed to.

jj squinted his eyes, “is that y/n and kie?” he said now standing up. the three boys ran up the dock and up to the hot tub where cleo and sarah had now become bystanders to the whole ordeal.

by now you were standing face to face with kiara. you “what’s wrong with me? i’ll tell you what’s wrong with me,”

fists balled up to the point they almost turned white.

“you, my own best fucking friend, went behind my back and made out with my boyfriend. kiara, you had the nerve to sit in my face and never tell me what went down. some fucking friend you are. and you think that magically, y/n will be completely okay with you macking on her boyfriend! wake up and get out of kiaraland. not everything will play into your hand like you want it to.”

you said as your finger nearly pried into her collarbone, making sure she felt and understood every single word that came out of your mouth.

before anyone could say anything else, this moment had flashed before everyone’s eyes. you tackled her and let your fists nearly pummel her face in. john b and jj quickly made their way over to you, jj pried you off of kiara as john b got kiara off the ground.

what a way to end a night.

-

sitting quietly, in the living room as jj tended to the cuts on your face, “never did i think we’d be doing this the other way around.” jj said as he lightly cracked a smile.

uncontrollably, you also smiled at that. “if i’m gonna be honest, i could’ve slapped you back there, too, but i felt like that would’ve been too much for one night.”

you said looking at jj which prompted him to let out a laugh. “but if i’m gonna be honest, that was really hot.” he admitted, which made you raise an eye brow. “i gotta see that side of you more often,” he said getting all excited.

“it was like something straight out of an action movie, i mean seriously y/n!” he exclaimed as you laughed.

he got up and started mimicking all kinds of different sound effects and started to reenact everything that went down. “you’re such a dork!” you said as you began to laugh.

he plopped back down on the couch and looked at you, “i’m a dork for you and you only y/n.” he said lightheartedly, before placing a kiss on your nose.

“i love you jayj.”

“i love you too y/n.”

-

[xbadmuse]

Girls Dinner Part III

this is the third part of the story i talked about. read the first part here as well as the second part here

this is a nsfw story, like everything else on my blog.

this is about Simon “Ghost” Riley x Reader x Task Force 141

i did not proof read, please excuse any mistakes.

tags: @thychuvaluswife

it was as if his eyes turned a shade darker. looking down at you he cupped your left cheek, grinning with his stupid pinkish lips, his thumb caressing the skin. he was slightly bent down, his fingers still inside your pussy, slowly and painfully pumping in and out as he watched you.

"you are driving me crazy baby..", he whispered, glancing down at your lips and back to your eyes. he stopped his movements with his fingers and slipped them out. he lifted his hand up and wrapped his lips around his fingers, sucking off your arousal.

"mmmh..", he closed his eyes for a few seconds and opened them again. his pupils delated as he stared into yours, slipping his fingers out of his mouth. "too good baby".

and with one swift motion, he grabbed both of your thighs with his hands and lifted you up. his lips instantly found your neck, sucking harshly on a spot and licking it afterwards. a small whimper escaped your mouth, grabbing the back of his neck for support as you leaned your head back. he gently placed you down on the counter top, the cool counter on your skin gave you a light shiver.

"I wanna hear those moans, love...", he whispers. Simons face comes in for a kiss, and he begins to kiss your neck again, gently as he supports himself leaning both of his hands on either side of your body.

You were gently leaning your head back for Simon to have more access to your neck. a louder moan escaped your lips as Simons hand wandered under your shirt. his hands caressing your breasts, staying at one and playing with your nipple. he kissed down your neck, feeling your hot skin beneath his lips as he stopped right before your neckline. you started to fumble with your shirt, pulling it over your head and throwing it to the side, the cool air hitting your naked breasts as your nipples hardened.

Simon watches you taking off your shirt and as soon as it came off, his lips instantly wrapped around one nipple, sucking and biting on it as his thumb played with your other nipple. you closed your eyes shut as your breathing started to quicken.

"fuckk yes…“, you whispered, out of breath. Simon switches to your other nipple, sucking harshly and biting on it. this made you grab the back of his neck with your right hand and digging your nails into his skin. this action alone could bring you to your highest point, if he could just continue a little longer.

he lifted his face back up again away from your breasts, flicking his eyes to your lips and back to your eyes. his hand caressing your thighs as both you and Simon pushed your foreheads together.

"up“, he commanded. his fingers digging into your hips as you lifted them. he pushed your shorts and panties off in one swift motion, letting them dangle on your feet and eventually fall off. his fingers still tightly pressed against your hips, moving you a little to the edge of the counter and leaning down. Simon got on one knee again, pushing your legs open and staring up at you.

"you don’t know how much i have missed your pussy“, he kisses the inside of your thigh, not leaving your eye contact kissing further and further to your wet cunt. his hands were roaming your thighs, your ass was almost hanging over the edge of the counter as he slapped the side of your thigh.

„good girl, so wet for me still“, he breathed against your pussy and with that his tongue licked a long stripe and gathering all your wetness off your dripping cunt. a loud moan escaped your mouth, breathing heavily as his lips wrapped around your clit, sucking. you grabbed ahold on the back of his head, his balaclava covering his hair as you pushed his face further into your pussy. a low growl escaped his throat, sending waves of pleasure and shivers down your spine.

„fuckk..“, you breathed heavily. so close to your release, you grabbed with your other hand the counter top, digging your nails into the wood and grinding your hips against his tongue. he dipped his tongue inside your aching hole, trying to go as deep as possible while the tip of his nose flicked against your clit. he sucked and licked, wet noises were the only thing that’s echoing through the walls of your bathroom. he wrapped his lips once again on your clit, licking faster.

"oh god.. i’m close“, shutting your eyes you felt the waves of your orgasm coming closer and closer. you were almost seeing stars, lights shooting in front of your closed eyes as you breathed heavily with your lips parted. loud mewls and moans echoed through the walls.

Simon flicked his tongue over your clit, biting and with that your senses crashed you in all the right places. your body shook violently, gripping the back of his neck you started to push his face deeper into your pussy as you started to grind with a fast pace, your legs shaking, your back arching back and your moaning louder. Simon held your hips for you to not fall off the counter as he rode you through your heavy orgasm, letting you ride it off on his face as he started to slow down. still heavily breathing, your hold on Simons head was getting lose and you tried to calm your shaking.

Simon stood up from the ground, standing on his feet as he grinned, "you missed me too i see“, your hand falls loosely to your side as he looked down at your body. your eyes were closed, the back of your head against the mirror as your hand lifted to his chest, grabbing his shirt for support as if this movement would slow down your breathing. Simon chuckled deeply at the sight of you, his smug grin still wide and leaning into you, kissing your lips with a quick peck.

his hands were on your hips and Simon was standing right between your legs. your hands were now on his chest, sliding down his torso until your fingers meet the hem of his joggers. you opened your eyes, staring into his, grabbing the hem and pushing him closer to you. Simon instantly leaned in and pushed his lips on yours, kissing you deeply, feeling every pore in his body awaken. your hand gliding down to his crotch, sliding your fingers over the outline of his hard cock. a soft moan escaped his mouth, breathing onto your lips softly and digging his fingers further into your hips.

lifting your hand to your face, you licked the palm of your hand and slid your hand into his joggers, into his boxers and grabbing his cock, slowly pumping up and down his length.

Simons head fell back, closing his eyes shut and feeling your hand on his further hardening cock. your thumb was stroking the tip and earning a low growl from him, digging his fingers deeper into your hips.

"stop", he demanded but you, of course, did not listen. you continued, quickening your pace and slowing down again. watching him, edging him, squeezing your hand and pumping faster. his breathing quickens, he wanted you to stop but the feeling was too much and too good for him to stop you. he grabbed your wrist, stopped your torturing movement and made you slide your hand out of his boxer.

"I told you to stop, didn't I?", he held your wrist in his hand still, holding it in front of your face and staring at you. he let go of your wrist, lifting his shirt over his head and crashing his lips on your lips again and kissing you. letting his tongue enter between your lips, he slid his pants down his legs. spreading your legs and breaking the kiss. Simon pushed your hips further to his, letting you sit at the edge of the counter top and lining his cock against your entrance. and with one swift motion he enters you. Simon sighed loudly as you grabbed onto his shoulder, digging your fingers into his skin.

"fuckk...simon". your head fell against the mirror behind you again as you felt him stretch you. Simon started to slide in and out of your wet cunt, holding onto your hips and sliding down your thighs. you leaned back, your hands steadying yourself on the counter as Simon lifted your legs up and placed both of your legs on either of his shoulders.

"faster", you breathed out, your legs were high up as he held onto both your thighs. loud moans escaping your mouth. looking up at your boyfriend his eyes were closed, deep inside of you he felt overwhelmed by how tight you were. leaning on your elbows, both of your hands now grabbing and cupped your breast as Simon thrusts harder into you.

“you feel so good baby”, he opened his eyes, watching your hands on your breasts and reaching his hand cupping one of your breasts as well. you can see his eyebrows furrowing even under his balaclava as his pace quickened. you cried out, rolling your eyes to the back of your head as he hit the spot that made your mind go mushy.

Simon stopped the movements of his hips, pulling out of you. the empty feeling inside of you made you sigh in disappointment. he lifted his hand from your thigh and holding your mouth shut.

"shh.. don't be so loud", he lined his cock at you entrance and pushed inside you with full force. you cried out once again at the overstimulation as you squeezed around him, the noise muffled through his hand. Simon did not stop rubbing you, making yourself push your hips off him from that sweet pain you’re feeling.

“you can take it baby.. you can take it” he assured you as his pace quickened, the only sound was his hips against yours. muffling your screams into his hand again he grinned down at you, watching your blissful face. his hips thrusted faster into you, the countertop squeaking and hitting the wall.

„fuck, you’re so tight” he breathed out. his hand left your mouth as his fingers were digging into your flesh again. a slight sheen of sweat was covering his torso. his hips moved in and out of your clenching pussy, little noises escaping your lips. your palms were pressed on his chest as your legs were still on his shoulders. the feeling of his length giving you a burning sensation.

one hand of his slid up to your breasts, cupping one and playing with your nipple. his breathing coming out in huffs as he quickened the pace. he was filling you in every way possible, taking him in and feeling every little bit of him. your skin was burning hot with his touches. still playing with your nipple, his hand slowly gliding up to your throat, his fingers hot on your skin.

„fuck baby“ your walls tightening around him as he squeezed his hand on your throat, choking you lightly but not too harsh. feeling an overwhelming sensation he thrusts his hips into you harder and ramming his cock into your pussy.

your body feeling numb as another wave of orgasm hit you. it didn’t take you long enough until your whole body shook, your release hitting you in waves. your back arching against the mirror once again as you orgasmed, squeezing around Simons cock that’s been filling you in all ways.

Simon breathed heavily into the air as he felt you squeeze around him. his hands flew down to your hips again, holding you in place. he started ramming his length inside you as he rode out your orgasm and craving his own release, holding yourself in place his head fell back and with a last stroke Simon released his high with a loud huff, coming inside you and filling your pussy.

“fucking hell..” his eyes shut tight. your hands were still pushed against his sweat covered chest. breathing heavily, you tried to calm your breathing. both of you out of breath, you looked up at him and started to giggle.

“Simon, i think you just killed me”, your eyes closed as Simon pulled his cock out of you, slowly, painfully.. earning a low mewl from you as he huffed out air, grinning.

“I'm not even done with you baby”

[mo0dy-succubus]

G!p Yuqi and g!p miyeon tag teaming reader

Double Trouble

G!p miyeon x G!p x femreader, Threesome, Blow job's, Facial,Squirting Double penatration, Anal, Unprotected sex

You, and your girlfriends miyeon, and yuqi were out traveling for three days since they both had a clear schedule and they wanted to relax a bit. So yall booked a trip to France to explore paris. But then you got a mischievous idea to tease them during the full three days you were there. If that was wearing revealing stuff or saying something inappropriate to one or both of them. Soon enough miyeon and yuqi were tired and fed up with it.

The last night in Paris you were going off to your teasing ways going after miyeon this time. You sat in her lap playing innocent when you rubbed against her crotch. Yuqi saw this and gave miyeon a glare. Miyeon nodded back in agreement knowing what she signaled to her.

When you felt satisfied with the amount of teasing you did you got up before immediately getting pulled back by miyeon. You panic by the sudden action only to feel your heat drop when yuqi is behind you.

"You've been bad almost all week babe, and bad girls need to be punis don't you think so Miyeonie?" Yuqi said her voice deep and husky. "Correct" miyeon says back. Before you could say anything you were forced to your knees in a matter of seconds.

Miyeon and yuqis erection poking out a bit. "What are you waiting for babe..suck our cocks all nice and sloppy for us~" miyeon says. You nod a single yes before pulling both yuqis and Miyeons pants down. Their boners almost hitting you on the face.

You take a long slow lick up miyeons slit with one hand while beginning to stroke yuqi with your other hand. Miyeon and yuqi both shudder at the touch of you. You skip anymore teasing with miyeon and go fully down on her length Choking a bit before stroking yuqi faster.

The saltiness of miyeons precum turns you one moving your hand faster pumping yuqis thick cock while going down further on miyeon until she was hitting the back of your throat.

"Fuckk~" yuqi whispers feeling yiu squeeze her cock here and there. Miyeon tangles her hands in your hair pulling your head back forcing you to look up at her. "Look at our little slut isn't she just the cutest" miyeon says. Yuqi shakes her head in agreement. Both of their faces holding back moans from the please.

This only begins to encourage you more going faster until you felt both of them twitch. You began sucking on miyeons tips while rubbing the soft head of yuqis cock. Their moans rise as they pull aways in pure bliss relasing their unannounced orgasm on your face.

Both of their hot cum plastered your face. Their warm seed in your hair and parts in your eyes. Some managing to get into your mouth. You swallowed any that was able to go down before looking up at both of them.

Yuqi grabs you by the arm before forcing you on your hands and knees with miyeon under you. "Look how wet she is already for us Yuqi-ah~" miyeon said her tip rubbing your throbbing area causing you to let out a small mewl.

Yuqi smirks before pushing her slender fingers into your soaking pussy before rubbing your wetness on her still hard cock. Before pushing her tip into your ass. You let out a sharp pain filled gasp adjusting her girth.

Miyeon trailed small neck kisses to help you relax. When you felt comfortable you pushed back against yuqi causing her to push in fully making a moan escape from you mouth. Yuqi stayed in place waiting for Miyeon to enter you to.

It was easier for miyeon since you were basic dripping, a bit of grool coming out of your pussy. Miyeon slides in with a moan feeling the clench you had around her. "Are you ready?" Yuqi says. You nod with a bit of hesitation.

Miyeon and tuqi both begin to start thrusting both at different tempos. Small groans escape all three of your lips. You gasp and moan feeling how each if them filled you up nicely.

"Ahh~" you moan out feeling yourself girlfriends basically pounding at your tight holes. A knot feeling soon builds up in your stomach as the pleasure gets to much to handle for you. "Are you about to cum sweetie? You are clenching around me so hard~" miyeon says. You nod frantically. "Yes, yes,yes, yes can I please cum~!?!" You beg and plead out to your girlfriends. "Cum for us baby~ squirt on my cock~" miyeon say.

Her words sending you over the edge as you tremble squeezing harder around the both of them. With loud groans they finally released their loads into you coating your once pink was white. You gasp trying to catch your breath as both soon pulled out.

Still dazed your girlfriends help you to bed their cum leaking out of both holes. As the cuddle you to sleep.

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

Just wrote a big ass one-shot on my main, might as well write up something here as well.

And this is for my android Aziraphale au, which... doesn't have an au tag and is a pain in the ass to find on this blog.

But here's a quick plot for you guys:

Crowley is a cyborg hacker who is trying to break into Aziraphale's, a club owner who no one knows is actually a very dangerous android, office to steal his files that he keeps on a hard drive, really important files, that sorta thing. Shit happens and they hate each other but also wanna, ya know, hate-fuckk and stuff, but then romance happens when they both realize that their is more to them than they realize about each other.

Oh, and Arthur from Passengers is there, and he is part of the relationship. He is loved, because I love Arthur, he's a good android that is respected on this blog.

Also, Aziraphale looks like Castor/Zues from Tron: Legacy, but with cool extra limbs like Doctor Octopus. :)

This one-shot is when Crowley finally breaks into the office, and what happens when Aziraphale finds out.

Warning: injury, blood, violence

On with the fic!

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Third time's the charm, as the saying goes.

Crowley had been careful this time around, his last two attempts had been... bad. Really unprofessional for him. First time he hadn't gotten the chance to go anywhere near Fell's office! Second time he got caught being in the wrong place, but he was able to joke it off, saying how he got lost trying to find the bathroom.

Fell had been so nice about that second mistake, but Crowley knew, he knew the man was suspicious of him.

And Crowley needed to be careful, really careful.

Rumor has it that Fell was good about making people disappear.

The club was busy, at the height of the night, music was booming, drinks were being served, and Fell was too busy schmoozing to notice that Crowley had slipped away from the bar. He had told the bartender, Arthur, that he'd be right back, just needed to step out to make a call, in case if anyone asked where he was.

The halls were empty, not a guard in sight. This was too easy, but Crowley wasn't dumb to just step into a trap so easily. He was a professional.

He tapped at the small tablet in his hands as he stood out of the way of the cameras in the hall. He watched as the little blue lights on them dimmed, and he smirked. A simple hack into the security system, nothing he couldn't handle.

A few more taps and the overhead lights went out, a blackout. The club was fine, the blackout was only here, and would only be for a short period of time. No power meant the electrical locks were done on the doors, leaving only the average ones. Who even still uses those nowadays?

With a huff, he tapped twice on the side of his shades, and the world was suddenly visible once more, no longer pitch black. Infrared, always good to have on hand. He looked at the tablet before pocketing it in his jacket and walked down the hall, keeping light on his feet.

He stopped outside of a door, marked with a symbol, a sword outlined in what looked like fire. Fell's signature, this had to be his office. He grabbed the knob, frowning when he noticed it was locked. Of course the guy remembered to lock the manual one, he seemed the type.

Crowley thanked his lucky stars boredom as a child allowed him to learn how to pick a lock as he used the small kit he carried to pick the lock on the door.

He heard the clicks and smirked, trying the knob again, and the door opened.

The inside of the office looked oddly cluttered, unlike everything else in this space or the club, where it was all clean, sterile lines and colors. This was a disaster, how weird.

But that was something for Crowley to ponder over later, right now he needed to find the safe.

After searching for a few minutes, Crowley found it under a stack of books that looked really old, fragile. Jackpot. He removed his glove from his right hand, looking at the black metal he kept hidden, lines along his fingers and wrist glowing pink in the darkness.

He touched the dial on the safe, how old school, and started to turn it, listening carefully for the right sounds to know he was putting in the right combo. It had taken quite a while to learn what familiar numbers would work best for the safe, ones that Fell used often.

Oddly, it was 4-0-4, curious, Crowley thought as he heard the final click.

Opening the door, he could see papers and the like, but not the hard drive. "Fuck, where is it..." He whispered, patting around, trying to find the damn thing.

Then he noticed something odd in his lenses. There seemed to be the slightest shift in how dark the room was. And it wasn't due to his ungloved hand.

"Ooh, what a shame." Came a posh, cold voice from somewhere behind Crowley.

Something touched the sides of his neck, sharp, like needles. Crowley froze in place.

"'Never trust a pretty face', quite a fitting saying, don't you think?" He heard the sounds of footsteps approaching, the sounds of metal shifting.

Fingers touching the back of his head, gently toying with his hair. "I really don't want to have to do this, dear boy, but I can't allow thieves a second chance. I'm sure we would have had such fun, darling."

Instinct had always been Crowley's saving grace, getting him out of sticky situations, and it didn't fail him now. His brain screamed for him to move forward, and luckily his body.

There was a loud snap of metal, as if someone smacked knives together, and Crowley would later recall in a fearful moment as he tried to sleep that he had nearly been decapitated.

Spinning around, Crowley could see in the darkness and his shades that Fell was standing there, just feet away.

Except he wasn't standing on his own feet. No, he was standing with the help of two long, terrifying metal appendages coming from his lower back. Two more were hovering over his shoulders, the end of one was right where Crowley had been just seconds before. It was clawed, and it looked very, very sharp.

Aziraphale's suit's lights were glowing in the dark, as were his eyes. Those same eyes had been hazel before, but were now a cold white, like snow. And they were focused completely on Crowley. There was a slight shift to them as they looked at the exposed right hand.

"I thought as much, your grip wasn't as breakable as most others are." He said, almost sounded fascinated. "But it won't save you from what I'm about to do, darling."

Crowley only had seconds to move out of the way of the claws that slammed right into the ground where he had been sitting. He charged for the open door, dodging another claw that brushed his head, probably cutting some strands of hair.

The hallway was dark still, there were still minutes until the lights and power returned. It was too risky to go back to the club, so Crowley would have to take the back way. There was a stairwell he had discovered in his research, he could use that to escape.

He screeched when a clawed hand shot past his face, he felt the brush of metal on his cheek, and then wet warmth on his skin. Fuck! FUCK! He was going for the stairwell.

He turned and ran down the hall, hearing those fucking claws tearing into the walls and floor as Fell chased him. The hallway seemed to become illuminated in a growing light. Glancing back, Crowley could see that there was a glow coming from the metal limbs, and shit, the man looked terrifying in the glow.

Was he a cyborg too?! Who the hell had metal appendages like that!? Androids had them, or at least some did, cyborgs didn't! Too risky, too heavy and dangerous to have on human bodies! Crowley knew how heavy metal appendages could be due to his own arms and his upper back, but all those? Holy shit!

And where did he keep them! They weren't there during their previous encounters!

"Come back here!" Fell shouted as Crowley turned a corner and found the door for the stairwell. He flung it open and charged down the stairs, trying to be careful not to trip.

"You can't escape, little one!" Fell's voice echoed and Crowley heard a horrible sound of metal tearing, and nearly flew down the stairs when the door was thrown at him.

Okay, he most certainly was NOT a cyborg! He had to be an android! Guess the rumors were true!

Crowley gasped when something grabbed at the back of his leg and he lost his footing, tumbling down the metal and concrete steps. He cried out in pain when he hit the landing. He opened his eyes, finding he was in the dark, his shades lost in the tumble. His knees hurt and so did his head, his metal parts creaked, Agnes is gonna kill him if he damaged anything.

He saw the blue glow of Fell as he descended the stairs, his feet never touching the ground, his extra limbs carrying him. He looked at Crowley with a terrifying glare. "I don't know what you think you were trying to do, but I will not allow you to complete your mission. Now, return whatever it is you took."

"I didn't... take anythin'." Crowley growled as he pushed himself up.

"If you return it, I'll make sure your body is found."

"I told you, I didn't take anythin'." Crowley put his hand in his jacket, rubbing at his side, fuck, that was gonna bruise.

Fell's eyes narrowed. "What were you doing in my office then?"

"Just... that ain't any of your business, Fell."

"It most certainly is." Fell snipped. "Well, if you're not going to tell me, I'll just have to search your corpse. It really is a shame, you interested me greatly, it's been a long time since anyone has done that. Well, I suppose that I can be a bit nice, I'll make this quick."

The claws were coming close and Crowley only had once chance at this.

He had been working on something, a backup for if his power outage hack didn't work, or if he came across something troublesome of the robot variety.

He really hoped this work.

"Nah, but maybe next time we meet, angel." Crowley said and pulled out a taser.

Fell gave pause, confused, and that was all the opening Crowley needed to pull the trigger.

Four bolts shot out and struck Fell right in the chest.

Then Crowley heard the most horrible, metallic scream.

The screaming stopped, and Fell slumped forward, dropping to the ground right at Crowley's feet. The stairwell was silent and the glow was gone, minus the faint pink of Crowley's hand.

He could see just the barest of light from Fell though, his eyes. They were focused on Crowley, staring right at him.

"EMP taser." Crowley swallowed, holding up the device. "Not enough to kill you, but enough to stun you for an hour or two."

Fell made a strange sound, like an overheated laptop. He sounded angry.

Crowley took that as his cue to get his ass out of here. "Didn't steal anythin'." He said, wincing as he pulled himself up, removing his other glove, giving him a bit more light. "Couldn't find it anyway..."

The sound got louder, echoing in the stairwell, as Crowley continued to now-slow trek down the stairs for the exit.

He survived, just barely, but he was sure that he wouldn't be able to push his luck like this next time.

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Aziraphale and Crowley's stairwell encounter has been on my mind for months, since I first started developing this au. I wanted something scrary in the dark with limited space and limited light.

Also, yes, Crowley's LED lights are pink, like his android counterpart in the other au.

[sappymix1]

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tour fic/21 questions (two different things but one is being made into the other so)

i think that’s all of them jesus christ i need to stop making new docs. anyway tagging people scares me so if you want to do it deadass say i tagged you and i’ll add you like i did

[kyunzin]

“𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲“

character; 𝐊. 𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧

cw; he finds you talking bad about yourself and corrects it immediately, you have to know he loves you no matter what you look like (f!reader)

tags; nsfw, overstimulation, mirror sex, praise, squirting

a/n; eren and the jjk lot are being tended to right this moment heres something to make up for the wait

he has positioned in front of the mirror at the edge of the bed as he fucks up into you at a punishing pace, one hand on your hip and the other wrapped around your neck to keep you up right.

“how many times so I have to tell you baby?”

he made you cum twice already, once on his fingers then with his tongue but he didn’t care if you were still sensitive he didn’t think that it was enough and he hasn’t cum either both of your suffering to different problems, saying he will cum when the message is drilled into your head.

“you” thrust “are” thrust “fucking” thrust “perfect, and we can go at it all night until you understand that princess”

every thrust felt harder than the rest, your tits bouncing due to the force of his thrust. by now you’re sure your face is a mess hardly beautiful as he says you are but you cant tell as your eyes are closed which doesn’t go unnoticed by him.

“open your eyes or I stop and you won’t get to cum tonight”

that gets your attention and your eyes snap up to meet his piercing stare in the mirror. his hand holding your face still so that you cant look away as your tits bounce with every thrust of his hips. you look away from him and look at yourself in the mirror seeing your sorry state.

mascara streaked down your face. mouth hanging open saliva spilling out. brows pinched together in pleasure eyes barely able to be kept open only because of his threat of stopping, he said you could cum as many times as want because ‘only pretty girls get to cum’ he had said and you’re starting to believe him as you reach your third orgasm of the night.

“you feel pretty yet baby or do you still need reminding?”

he fucks you through your orgasm slowing down a little as you let out broken babbles of “yes f-fuck” and “‘m pretty, so pretty for you, please stop” and he can tell you mean it this time. “that’s right baby, my pretty girl” he turns your head to the side capturing you lips in a sloppy kiss.

you think it’s over when he hastily pulls out letting out a brief sigh of relief think that he’s finished with you until he picks you up and laya you on your back, quickly lining himself up with your soaked pussy plunging his cock into you again without a moment’s notice. “you can give me one more cant you?”

the grin on his bis face is near devious as he drives his hips into yours, bending your legs forward almost folding you in half. “pleaseplease. can’t—can’t take anymore, can’t- fuckk. no more” ignoring your pleas he continues his onslaught, letting go of one leg to stimulate you clit causing your eyes to nearly roll back in your head and you mouth hanging agape.

“fuck- look at how beautiful you look when you take my cock like this”

it’s not long before you feel an unfamiliar sensation building up inside you core, letting out a long jumbled string of “i’mgonnacumi'mgonnacum! please-oh, shit, right there! ohgodohgod, i'm cumming, i'm cumming!” though even without you saying anything he could feel that way your walls start spasming around him. however, both of you are surprised when your juices start squirting all over him.

needless to say you squirting around him sends him right over the edge letting a line of curses as begins to pump you full of his cum, fucking it deep into you as you twitch as shake still felling the after effects of your orgams. tears fall from your eyes and he uses the pas of his thumb to wipe them away, leaning down to kiss you again “prettiest pussy belongs to the prettiest girl”

he waits a few seconds before slowing pulling out wincing while you hiss due to being overstimulated. “I know baby, sorry. just give me a second” when he’s fully out he makes sure to kiss you before quickly leaving to set a bath and get a warm cloth to wipe you down, peppering your face in kisses as does. carefully picking you up he carries you to the bathroom and slips you init the bath sliding behind you massaging your sensitive skin.

you slowly fall into a comfortable slumber as he takes care of you knowing that he’ll take care of you, listening as he praises you endlessly telling you how perfect you were as he cleans you out and washes you off. it’s not long before your tucked into bed next to him, wearing a pair of underwear and one of his shirts while he aimlessly scrolls on his phone

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 - 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐍

[yahtos]

tagged by @toooldforthisbutstill for a “15 questions, 15 mutuals”, thank you batmom!!

1. Are you named after anyone?

not my first name nah, but the second and third ones, yep :)

2. When was the last time you cried?

two days ago lmao, thought i was doing better but nay

3. Do you have kids?

depends if my friends roman and leah are in the same room, in which case yes i do. if not, then nope

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

it happens, but sarcasm works best when used sparesly imo

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

i used to ride horses as a kid. did about a year of fencing/light saber fighting, then about a year of roller dancing and i liked those well enough but i've started doing competitive laser tag last september and it's the BEST fucking sport i've practiced so far. it's so much fun and the guys are all so much fun to hang out with. it would have been the first sport i did more than one year of had i not decided to fuckk off to australia for a year. the timing is so bad and it's killing me inside a lot more than people think. but yeh, laser tag is where it's at. i have practice in half an hour

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

their sense of humor, how they laugh and treat people around them, whether they know them or not. physically though, it would be their smile and their laugh

7. What’s your eye colour?

dark green in the center and brown on the outside. kind of a weird mix of these specific colors

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

BOTH

9. Any special talents?

nah, i'm kind of average everywhere tbh. deffo a jack of all trades, master of none type situation. i am good at talking to people and just being friends with everyone. it comes very easily to me

10. Where were you born?

Same city I live in, somewhere in northern france

11. What are your hobbies?

running, sporting, going out, a bit of drawing sometimes, the occasional movie or tv show although not so much anymore. it bores me to stay inside now

12. Do you have any pets?

i wish. i want a dog. i have plants.

13. How tall are you?

not much

14. Favourite subject in school?

History and english

15. Dream job?

dunno. one with good hours so i can do stuff on the outside. but i'd like to be in charge of some projects, that have to do with art or culture. organize some events or the like

thanks!! and i tag @graduatedpillowmonster @lespetitestortuesdemer @jamiebythesea and whoever wants to do it

[synchlora]

im crying over cbeeduo again but whats new