#fuckinggggg. hell.

[carnographix]

Today just KEEPS GETTING WORSE good fucking Lord. Can someone drop an anvil on my head and flatten me like a goomba

[marsbotz]

you scare me. you’re… different.

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

this is my most niche post ever but I am probably going to accept a tour because the lead singer is married to a girl who dated the guitarist Adam Lambert he had a not so secret secret gay relationship who and then became an openly homophobic trump supporter (if u recall my powerpoint), so maybe, MAYBE, it'll come up in conversation and I can find out The Truth.

[lovphobic]

LIKE they JUST moved in today and theyre apparently ALREADY making complaints about where our shit is placed. it hasnt even been 12 hours. bitch if you want that pool moved you better help us unassemble it lol

[rennisaturate]

i can like... feel myself getting sick rn. love that for me truly

[the-east-art]

Just realized I bought the wrong glaze for my ceramic.

For those who don’t know in ceramics cone (temperature) 6 and 06 are different. And I keep fuckinggggg reading 06 thinking it’s 6. So while I bought this thinking it will show up like the one on the right, it’ll actually end up like the left. SO NOW I have to clean all these off and buy a different glaze smh my head (edit: hell! I meant I want it to look like the left one but cone 6 it looks like the right one)

[killadelphias]

blessssssss my cousin for asking me to be a bridesmaid I've always wanted to be in a wedding!!!!!!!! I wasn't even in my own brother's wedding. and we get to wear ORANGE GOWNS whatever style we want and that's my favorite color!! fuckinggggg hell yeahhhhh mannn. and i got money now, i'm buying designer. I love fashion oh man oh mannn. got a year to search. I think i'm taking this more seriously than she is about her own dress lmaoo also SUCK IT cousins who didn't get picked, i'm the favorite ;)

[ferdihound]

I actually feel safe n welcomed into the shitspeech fandom now and i actually cry because of it, despite who i was associated with

Like oh my god???? I can talk about Chipspeech to cool people without feeling like absolute shit??? Hell yeah fuck yeah

I can talk about Chipspeech to good people???? HoyeyeAAAAHH LETS GO

Like bro oh my god

Got my best friend back into Chipspeech because of the fuckinggggg because of me cutting actual fucking assholes off

Im actually fucking happy guys wtf , been happy for a few days straight 💪💪💪 ily all whoever sees this /p

[xoshepard]

re: prev post, i fuckin hate that stupid shit just tell me the salary range i obviously understand that you will decide based on my experience stop trying to underpay people when you KNOW how much a bitch is worth like when i left my first job i asked for $10k more than i'd been making in the interview for the second job and after my boss left and got replaced the new boss immediately gave me a fuckinggggg $10k raise bc 1) that's how much fucking leeway they had bc i asked for way too little and 2) THAT'S HOW INSANELY LOW MY FIRST JOB WAS PAYING ME

like instead of asking my desired salary why don't you go straight to hell sjkdfhsdjkfhdkjfjskdfhsdkjfshjk

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

me: my fucking eyesss the class computer screen is so fucking bright, I even put it on dark mode! But the slides and shit are the most eyestrain thing ever!

also me: hi student support help me how do I fix this problem

guy: up to the teacher also how are you suffering from the problem?

me: the slides are insane-o eye strain, I have done everything I can!

guy: what

Me: YEAH my eyes I’ve tried everything

guy: even tinted glasses?

me: YES

guy: well we can’t do anything ask the teachers

AAAHh

it’s not even fun! You’d think a very progressive school would like… think about people with vision problems and shit it’s not like it isn’t a common disability or anything/sarcasm

THE FUcking cafeteria doesn’t have allergen warnings!!!!!!!!

I’m fucking dying out here, fuck my life I hate this shit.

I fucking hate this shit, I hate it so ducking much.

I forget that I’ve been able to make shit okay for myself, but by fuck are these things are inaccessible fucking hell.

you can’t even wheelchair through the whole fuckinggggg building!!!!

I can’t deal with this shit!

Aaaaaaa

[dirtreally]

just finished yakuza 7 and I Didnt Like It. I know that game went through hyper dev hell but if its still tonally representative of like What Yakuza Da Game Series is then it is completely insane to me that anyone takes it seriously. If someone told me that the kiryu games were meaningfully different other than being action games i literally dont think i would be able to believe them

- this is like level 3 trillion misogyny its insane. Beyond the female jobs being all shit like Idol and Femdom BDSM Woman while the male jobs are like Nornal Ass Job Guys its fuuuucking crazy that ichibans backstory is that he was raised by hookers in a soapland but he still somehow finds a way to make it about some guy who owns the soapland

- everyone always memes about the substories being Freakin Chungus Epic but other than having like a few funny moments the like vast majority of them are like cocomelon tier experiences AND IT DOESNT HELP rhat every one of them ends with the player character doing a fuckinggggg quip.

- i like that ichiban is meant to be the worlds biggest loser and friendship guy but i dont feel it cuz so much of the games shit revolves around him only and the other guys kind of just hang around for 80% of the thing so i donttttt buy it when he keeps talking about the friendship city lifestyle. I dont think the game is committed to frirndship city OTHER THAN THAT SHIT WITH NANBA!!!!! which gets resolved with Oh It Turned Out To Be Fine Anyway Cuz The Gangs Were Woke The Whole Time SO WHATS THE POINT!!!!!!

- i dont know why anyone would play any of the minigames more than once granted that they are all either just Funny To Look At But Dont Do Anything (the cinema sleeping one which i unironically fucking love but could not be bothered to play multiple times) to Actively Insipid Mobile Game Ad Shit(dragon kart and also the business one). I feel like if you 100% this game you have some kind of problem

- evwry time they do the thing where ichiban says like "heh.... youre trying to define everything in black and white.... but it turns out that some things might actually be grey, huh?" I wantttttt to killlllllll myselfffffffgfg

Final rating 5/10 its fine this shit is just soap operas for gamers and fujoshis. I think the moment i like. Solved this game in my head was when they revealed that ichiban's patriarch guy shot him in the heart but also shot him in the heart in a specific way where he ensured that ichiban would still live. Despite being shot in the heart.

[phayz]

am i trippin or have you changed your icon like three times today? got me confused as hell LOL :3

ur not trippin i caaaaaannntttt pick a new icon or mobile theme im so fuckinggggg indecisive. every day i am tempted to entirely rebrand my online presence but i kinda like how this one looks rn tho. serves cunt

[cloudcountry]

YESSSSSS!!!!! LET'SSSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I DID ITTTT I KICKED JAMIL'S ASSSSSS!!!!

I LEVELED UP A FLOYD CARD AND HE SQUEEZED THAT STUPID SNAKEEEEEEE!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHSHSHSGAGAHAGSHSJCYKZMHXHTZGJZHRAJYSHTAYJZHRAKY

I LOVE THAT YOU CAN READ THE AMOUNT FO EXCITEMENT YOURE FEELING RN AWWW IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lyssafreyguy]

i wanna play the new AA:I localizations so fuckinggggg BADUH!!!!! but i can't!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL ON EARTH

[s-rolldown-s-fork]

Fuckinggggg hell fucking hell fucking hell Ibdinthbwgrjrvthggfjfhhjgvgvfvffvfvvfjdjfhhkkdke

[weather-ball]

One time I went to Mossdeep and there was that fuckinggggg rock. The wishing space rock right? And I went over ready to touch it and be like wow cool rock when some JERK comes over and PUSHES me outta the WAY and takes my SPOT in LINE like what the hell so I challenged her to a match right then and there

To be clear we were both like ten