#fucking. idk. hmu if you want to know what im doing. its less embarrassing on tumblr but yall have less context

[im-still-a-robot]

The mortifying ordeal of asking your friends if they want to engage in cringe behavior

[cassidvs]

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚ { DOMINIC SHERWOOD, 23, HE/HIM } spotted! CASSIDY BARNES making their way down the streets of the ues. i swear, every time i hear SMOKING SECTION by ST. VINCENT, i think of them. the MALE is currently a SOCIALITE. though everyone knows them for being RESILIENT & FAITHFUL, page six says they could be ANTAGONISTIC & BULLHEADED. according to gossip girl, HE SPENT THE LAST 10 MONTHS IN PRISON IN LONDON, but that could be a rumor.

/re: history — the eldest son of a politician slash business man w/ his hands in foreign trade. a lost cause , dubbed ‘ wayward ’ by the polite and ‘ dirtbag ’ by the less so. 

a hellion in high school ; always talking loudly & ignoring teachers. someone who promised fun , but you would never , ever trust. as dangerous & ill - behaved as a feral dog , but with important parents & a heavy credit card. known almost exclusively as ‘ THAT ONE ASSHOLE ’.

forgoing college , cass hung around the same old haunts & continued to bruise knuckles & start fires. disappeared suddenly a week after his 22nd birthday and spent a year getting into trouble and then ??? prison !

now he’s back nd ready 2 party.

/re: personality — cass is a puppy whos always getting into trouble bc he has  waaaaaay 2 much energy...... its either FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT or hes passed tf out on a stranger’s bed. his actions seem random & reckless , warning signs of a wildly capricious ruffian. but hes less jejune and more stalwart : not a jester , but a powder keg. 

comes across as terribly apathetic or unreasonably aggressive. stubborn to the extreme -- its his way or the highway. ( & either way , he really doesnt care what you choose ) hell fight with u just for fun , & then forget about it a second later. 

his bullheadedness combined with a tricky temper makes him formidable : he wont back down , and fury makes him careless. hes never been the type to think too hard about what he says , he believes actions speak louder than words , and acts accordingly.

he doesnt give a shit abt anyones opinion -- their motivations , goals , thoughts -- they mean nothing to him. his own standards are golden , the only ones that matter. 

the type of person who u want to like u , even though u dont like them very much. intimidating at first , bc resting bitch face & a tendency to call bullshit when he smells it. difficult to impress -- impossible to ///BUT ? cass is also down for almost anything , & loathes responsibility. 

despite his penchant for discord , hes weirdly dependable ? if u call , hell be there. loyalty is ingrained into his very being. also hella honest ; lying just isnt his jam. 

hes lost , forever feeling restless. so hes always fucking around , causing trouble , trying desperately to find something that makes him feel WHOLE & not so fucking useless. good luck buddy !

this is barely coherent nd idk what im doing so basically : cass is an ass , but hell make u laugh nd embarrass u but have ur back in a fight. 

/re: connections — ideas can b found HERE . * present means it’s a current relationship , & they most likely didn’t know each other back in hs. * past + present means they’ve known each other for a while , & they have a past. if u don’t like any of those / they don’t fit ur muse , i’m always down 2 brainstorm ! 

HMU ANGELS !!!!

(im bunny btw she+her / pst)