#fucking stoooooop

[rapidhighway]

my new roommate smokes im dyinghhhggdfjrff

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rangi to Kyoshi about her bullies: Be aggressive! B-E aggressive! Rangi, 12 chapters later, to Kyoshi at the tea house: Don't be aggressive! TT0TT

[magicdyke]

>be me, play pokemon tcgp

>want to have fun with online battles, sticks to beginner bc I'm not that confident yet

>ppl use annoying OP decks that aren't fun to play against or even lose to

>😑

>switch to the more advanced category, hoping for more thought-out fun

>get that more often, but mostly keep getting the same exact OP decks...but this time their users are higher levels

>mfw

[redmeet]

the sheer amount of tweets from people with eating disorders that show up in my for you page… literally WHY

[theonlyadawong]

worst mullvans hc i have is jake getting in a fight with someone and piers trying to stop him by saying, "Stop! This isn't you jake!" and the whole time it is in fact jake

[billygoat26]

STUPID FUCKING PAINTING W H Y-

I mean I know it's not great the way it was happening- and in a church too- but stillll

GAH-

[zombiexheart]

i’m not okay after that episode. how are ya doing?

[werepunkk]

Y'know now that I'm older it's nice that I can recognize when I'm having a bad mental health day, and that my nonstop feelings of anger and irritation and frustration are coming from that and no one around me is actually doing anything wrong, and that knowledge keeps me from lashing out at people the way I probably would've done as a teenager

But boy howdy that knowledge does not make the feelings go away, so I am still sitting here wanting to scream at everyone and everything that makes a goddamn sound I just. Know. That would be a horribly mean thing to do. :))

[scentofpines]

eating mcdonalds in trains should be illegal

[angeltism]

Ugh fragmentsidering characters uu know literally nothing abt is so weird like I cannawt describe this nor justify it but Boy (genderneutral) Why Are Uu So Me

[starssystem]

I ain't gonna lie being a system is crazy sometimes

[hoshifighting]

Okay, bear with me cause this might be a strange one, but, how do you think seventeen would react if their s/o wanted to like ‘play’ with their dick.. but like not in the way of ‘here’s a handjob’ but sorta ‘so what happens if I rub your balls like this ?’ Like they just want to poke and prod and maybe lick it

More from like a ‘I don’t have a dick and I wanna know what happens’ kind of perspective. I guess? Sexual scientist s/o vs seventeen lol

sexual scientist s/o x seventeen

warnings: smut, cock/balls play(?)

seungcheol’d try to act all strong and everything, like it’s no big deal, but the second your fingers graze his balls? yeah, he’s groaning like a whoooore. “b-baby, what are you doing?” he’d ask, voice shaking, but honestly, he’s not telling you to stop—he’s curious to see what you’ll do next.

jeonghan smug idiot omg hes a menace stoooooop. he’s laughing at first, all “you really wanna know what happens?” then you start rubbing, and his eyes go wide, mouth falling open as his cock twitches. “oh fuck, okay, maybe— maybe you’re—oh!”

joshua would be a blushing mess. he’s trying to act polite about it, like, “uh, baby, what are you—ohh…,” but the second your hand gets anywhere near his tip (or perineum cof cof), he’s gasping, hips jerking up into your touch. “oh, wow, okay, that feels… good? actually, too good, if you keep going—” he’d definitely let you experiment more, though, no questions asked.

junhui’s all for it. he’s watching you, a little too excited. when you start touching him, he’s moaning loud, throwing his head back. “fuck, you really don’t know what you’re doing to me.”

hoshi would be confused but... why not? “uh, is this like… a game or something?” he’d ask, until you start rubbing, and then he’s losing it. his breath hitches, and he’s trying not to make a sound, but it’s not working. “holy shit—okay, NO DONT SQUEEZE IT.”

wonwoo’d be a little shy about it at first, wondering what you’re up to, but he’s not stopping you. “what are you trying to figure out?” he’d ask, half-laughing, until you hit the right spot, and then he’s gasping, eyes fluttering shut. “shit… yeah, keep doing that.”

woozi’d act like he’s too cool for it, smirking down at you, saying something like, “you’ trying to conduct an experiment? there's nothing special about it” but the second your fingers slide down, his breath catches, and he’s shifting his hips, trying to play it cool. “ah, ah, fuck, okay, yeah, I get it now.”

minghao’s laughing softly at first, kinda enjoying watching you be all curious about his body or male body. “you wanna know what happens if you touch there?” he’d tease, but then you do it, and he’s biting his lip, trying so hard not to moan. “oh… okay, okay is enough.”

mingyu, poor baby would be so confused at first, blinking down at you like, “baby, is not even a pretty thing like, balls? really?.” the second you touch him, his body reacts on instinct, hips bucking up into your hand, and he’s gasping, eyes wide. “oh my god, you better be quick…”

seokmin would be giggling at first, thinking you’re messing with him. “are you serious right now?” he’d ask, when you start rubbing, his laugh dies, and he’s groaning, voice all shaky. “babe… do that again.”

seungkwan’s so embarrassed, blushing bright red, trying to make a joke out of it. “oh, you’re really gonna…?” and when u touch him, he fucking whimpers eyes fluttering shut as he grabs at the sheets. “yeah yeah, you can do it again…”

vernon = blank stare. he’s so confused at first, like, “why would do something like that? oh, a research?” but once your hand moves lower, he’s gone. his voice catches in his throat, and he’s gripping your wrist. “wait—what the fuck, that feels… so good.”

chan “you’re really gonna try that?” he’s all talk until you actually do it, and then his mouth falls open, a shaky moan slipping out. “oh shit, that’s—its sensitive! what the fuck did you do? b-but don't stop…” he’s 100% into letting you experiment all you want.

[the-uncanny-dag]

Can literally ANY SINGLE ONE of you academiafags come up with a less basic title for your pseudointellectual media reviews

The Adjective Noun of Media

[superiorsturgeon]

Emerald: There you guys are! How’d you escape the cops? I thought they had you cornered!

Pyrrha: *uncomfortably avoiding eye contact* 😕

Jaune: You want to tell her, Nora? 😒

Nora: *hiding her face in her hands and blushing like a tomato* 😖

Emerald: …okay…now I KNOW something weird happened!

Ren: The police tried to taser us, but well…

Twenty minutes earlier…

Nora: *moans loudly* HaaAAAaarrDEErr…don’t stoooooop…! 🥴

JPR: 😳

Nora: 🫢

Police Officer: *holding depleted taser* What the FUCK?! I am so not paid enough for this. I’m transferring back to the sanitation department!

Back in the present…

Ren: …they suddenly saw the error of their ways and had a change of heart…! 😅

Emerald: 🤨

Nora: 🫣

[gracieeegleegal]

Chris sturniolo smau plsssssssss

Thank you love ur work ❤️

Ofc my love! 🫶🏻

STARGIRL • Chris Sturniolo

Summary : Y/n has been Chris’s best friend for years, they’re always around each other and being touchy with each other. But that’s what best friends do…right?

Note: Y/n lives with the triplets

Pairings: chris sturniolo x fem!reader, matt sturniolo x platonic!femreader, nick sturniolo x platonic!femreader

Warnings: language

Face claim: Keilani Lizbeth

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ynusername life lately 🌮 (the birria tacos were to die 4)

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@matthew.sturniolo bring me some tacos

→ @ynusername sir yes sir 🫡

@christophersturniolo why do I look so bad in that picture you did me se dirty

→@ynusername shut up no u don’t, u look adorable sleeping

→ @sturniolo.fan just kiss already

@nicolasaturniolo Offended that I wasn’t even invited to your taco night

→ @ynusername Im sorry baby, we’ll go out just us tomorrow 🫶🏻

→ @mattew.sturniolo What about me?

→ @ynusername you too matt 😚

→ @christopher.sturniolo ☹️ you’re taking her away from me

→ @nicolassturniolo shut the fuck up you’ve had her all week, let us have her for a day

@tarayummyy Gorgeous 😍😍

→ @ynusername I luv you Taraaaaa❣️

@ynchris they have got to be dating

→ @chrisssfan they are so cute together

→ @yn4hwarsr Did they go on a date?

@nathandoe8 I wanted tacos 😞

→ @ynusername Might as well just buy food for everyone ig

@sturniolo.triplets

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sturniolo.triplets HAPPPPPYYYY FRIDAYYYYYYYYY!!!! NEW VIDEO OUT NOW WITH SPECIAL GUEST CURLS GO WATCH!!!! REMEBER YOU ARE LOVED ❤️

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@ynusername Always a pleasure to join you three crackheads 😚 love youuuuuuuuu

→ @nicolassturniolo and we loveeee youuuuu queen

→ @mattew.sturniolo love you curlsssss

→ @christophersturniolo ❤️❤️

@christophersturniolo still shocked with the plot twist

→ @ynusername I was confident I had won 😞 I grew very attached to my egg

→ @christophersturniolo you’ll be a great mom one day petal

@username stoooooop y/n and Chris this whole video made me die

→ @ynhearts Did you see how Chris looked at her

→ @sturniolofansss they were so close the entire video

→ @user7279 did you see how y/n drew a heart on Chris’s egg 😭😭 and he smiledd

→ @user104 Or how he started sharing his fries with her????

@matthew.sturniolo Big plot twist

→ @ynusername That was mean 😢 I loved petunia

→ @mattew.sturniolo I’m sorry curls I had to 🙂

→ @nicolassturniolo Petunia??

→ @ynusername What? It’s a nice name

Texts between Matt and Nick

Real life

Nick and Matt had been super attentive to y/n and Chris for the past week. They noted that whenever y/n spoke about another guy, Chris would tense up but pretended he didn’t and tease y/n about the guy.

But Nick and Matt knew better. Chris would often go rigid at the mention of another man whenever y/n spoke to him. He was very jealous of the fact that she was talking to someone else, however he simply disregarded his jealousy as a fear of losing his best friend. But that was far from the truth, he was in love with his best friend, yes the didn’t want to admit it or else everything would get ruined.

That’s why Nick and Matt came up with a clever plan that would most likely reveal Chris’s true feelings towards a certain curly haired girl. Nick had gone off earlier to the grocery store to buy a bouquet of flowers. He would later ask Matt to write down a fake card that would say a certain admirer gifted the flowers to y/n.

When the time came, Chris and y/n were cuddling on the couch of the living room watching a movie after finishing a live stream earlier that day. Nick had pretended to go out with some of his friend when in reality he was outside the house door with the bouquet on his hands. Nick rang the doorbell and rushed out of the way and hid.

“I’ll get it!” Matt shouted from the kitchen, knowing Chris wouldn’t move from his comfortable place next to y/n. He opened the door and greeted Nick silently before picking up the bouquet. “Uh…y/n/n?”

“Yes?” She shouted from her spot in the living room. Matt had made his way up the stairs and into the living room with the bouquet of flowers. “I think these are for you.” He handed the flowers to the girl, who thanked him and looked at the card attached to the bouquet.

Chris once he saw the flowers perked up in his seat, easing his eyebrows in confusion and what looked like to be annoyance. Matt snickered at his brothers face before making his way to his room. “Who are the flowers from?” Chris asked.

Y/n smiled, shrugging her shoulders. “I don’t know, it says it’s from a secret admirer.” Her smile brightened, but Chris’s face darkened. Y/n took note of his expression and frowned. “What’s wrong?”

“Oh nothing, just the fact that you have a fucking secret admirer.”

“What’s wrong with that?” The girl asked.

“Oh I don’t know, maybe the fact that he knows where we fucking live?” Chris shouted in anger.

Chris's outburst left y/n stunned, her heart pounding in her chest. She had never seen him this upset before. The room seemed to close in around them, the tension thick and suffocating.

“Why are you so angry?” y/n asked softly, her voice layered with confusion and sadness, just a bit. “It’s just flowers…”

Chris ran a hand through his hair, standing up from his spot next to y/n, pushing her off and pacing the room like a caged animal. He knew he was overreacting, but the thought of someone else fighting for her attention, someone else possibly stealing her away, was driving him mad. He stopped abruptly, facing her, his eyes blazing with a mix of frustration and something deeper.

“It’s not just the flowers, y/n,” he said, his voice lower now, almost pleading. “It’s… it’s everything.”

“What do you mean, Chris?” Y/n stood up now to face the anxious boy.

It was all too much, and before Chris knew it he blurted out his thoughts. “The thought of you with someone else, the thought that you might care about someone else the way I—” He cut himself off, biting his lip, but the words were already out there, hanging in the air between them.

“The way you what?” y/n asked, her heart skipping a beat. She stood straight for a minute before taking a hesitant step toward him.

Chris looked at her, his eyes softening as he realized there was no turning back now. “The way I care about you,” he confessed, his voice barely above a whisper. “The way I love you, y/n.”

Her breath caught in her throat as the weight of his words sank in. “Chris… you… you love me?”

He nodded, his gaze intense but vulnerable. “Yeah, I do. I’ve been in love with you for so long, but I was scared. Scared of ruining our friendship, scared that you wouldn’t feel the same way. But I can’t keep it to myself anymore.”

y/n took another step closer, her eyes never leaving his. “You idiot,” she murmured, a soft smile playing on her lips. “You really think I’d be spending all this time with you, cuddling with you, if I didn’t feel the same way?”

Chris blinked, processing her words. “Wait… you…?”

“Yes, Chris,” she said, her smile widening. “I love you too.”

Before he could fully comprehend what was happening, y/n closed the distance between them, her hands gently cupping his face as she leaned in and kissed him. The kiss was soft and tentative at first, but then Chris responded, his arms wrapping around her waist, pulling her closer. The kiss deepened, filled with all the unspoken emotions they had both been holding back for so long.

When they finally pulled away, both of them were breathless, their foreheads resting against each other’s.

“So,” y/n whispered with a playful smile, “still jealous of my secret admirer?”

Chris chuckled, shaking his head followed by his loud laughter.

@christophersturniolo

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christophersturniolo Can you tell I love her more than anything in this world?

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@ynusername I love you so much my sweet boy 🩷

→ @christophersturniolo I love you more petal 🩷

@nicolassturniolo Stop Im crying 😭 this is everything I’ve ever wanted

→ @ynusername I love you bub thank you for everything🫶🏻

@mattew.sturniolo FINALLY THANK GOD 🙏

→ @ynusername I love you matt 🫶🏻

@tarayummyy CONGRATS GUYS!!! SO HAPPY ❤️

→ @christophersturniolo Thank you Tara ❤️

→ @ynusername Thank you baby 😘😘

@user718 IM GOING TO DIE

@ynhearts THIS IS ADORABLE 😭

@nathandoe8 He finally got the girl 💪🏻

→ @christophersturniolo Yesssirrrr

@larray No fucking way 😮 FINALLY

→ @quenblackwell The sexual tension was killinggg meeee

@ynusername

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ynusername And to think all of this happened because of some bouquet of flowers. I love you my sweet boy 🩷

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@christophersturniolo I love you my beautiful girl

→ @ynusername I love you more ❤️

@nicolassturniolo @mattew.sturniolo we did it

→ @mattew.sturniolo. We did do it indeed 💪🏻

@christophersturniolo. How did it take me so long to realize I was in love with you, you’re gorgeous

→@ynusername You may be stupid that’s why 🤭

→ @christophersturniolo Fuck you

→ @marylou Christopher Owen Sturniolo you do not speak to a woman that way! Much less to y/n

→ @christophersturniolo Sorry mom :( sorry petal

@user17 Time to act surprised

@sturniolofanss Highlight of my year

[yuukaze10]

Lucifer and pilot Lucifer comic

Created by. https://x.com/sameriya_031

Stoooooop!!! This man is so fucking adorable. And the other Lucifers face is killing me 🤣🤣🤣