#fucking obsessed with this concept cider. absolutely fuckign wild that youre living through it

[mylarena]

no but @appleciderp this has so much potential. soaps mother being a huge fan of ghosts content and for whatever fucking reason she is dead set on the two of them being perfect for each other, soulmates, destined, etc etc,,, soap is so fucking done with it and begs her to stop but she just wont quit. he doesnt know how she found this man or why shes so fucking obsessed with his content, but hes the one suffering from it. what kind of name is Ghost anyways??? man doesnt even show his face- its always just his fucking hands and arms, or the occasional shot of his body. (which soap does find appealing, not that he'd ever let his mother know that)

now. there COULD be the decision to email ghost and try and clear the air a bit. BUT i think its much funnier if soaps mother runs into ghost at a fucking grocery store or something and recognizes his voice or his gloves. and then she just starts talking about how lovely her son is and how hes a 'nice young man' and 'very very single.' and ghost is just very awkwardly standing there and he finds it a little bit amusing that this tiny scottish lady is trying to set him up with her son immediately after meeting him. he's said barely 5 words the entire time. however, she does manage to weasel the fact that he isnt seeing anyone out of him by the sheer force of catching him off guard.

then soap himself walks into the aisle and is like "ma whats taking so long?" and he looks at them. and at ghost. his immediate thought is wow hes pretty. then his mother pulls him over and introduces him to ghost. and ghost just raises an eyebrow at him. and soap is like. what the fuck is going on? and his mom goes "its ghost :)" and soaps face just falls into dread, embarrassment, and sheer disbelief. he puts his head into his hands and groans.

"ma, ye cannae be serious-"

but she just pats him on the back and goes to finish her shopping. and soap and ghost are left there. and ghost is the first one to speak and he just goes. "...so, you punched an officer and locked him in his car?" and soap sputters because for fucks sake why was she telling him about that and ghost just huffs in amusement.

soap apologizes profusely but they end up making conversation but right before ghost leaves he gives soap his phone number and then walks away, leaving soap to stare at the paper in his hand and turn red as he processes what the fuck just happened.