#fucking gold

[fyrewalks]

tommy is there a twist coming kinard I love you so much

[catrollsdice]

“candela is recruiting fetuses now are we?”

-Dr. Margrove

[brjeauregard]

Laura and Sam sitting there while their friends talk about how to take out their characters

[narashikari]

BUFFA FINALLY (AND CANONICALLY) GOT HIS "-LO"

BUT AT WHAT COST 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[silentheiss]

im dying my grandpa bought epoxy of some kind and asked me to translate instructions. behold:

[ember-knights]

Soo :) about :) that :) video :) of :) the :) hostages :) blaming :) crime minster bibi :) for :) killing :) Israelis :) in :) Gaza :) and :) being :) a mass :) murdering :) maniac :)

Check fucking mate.

[belzetoby]

You like sonic right

I, in fact, do

[vethbrenatto]

Prepare for mira to lose her mind again when survivor game changer 2 drops ❤️

[thebctman]

I’m going feral over how Mel and Viktor’s parallels with eachother are rooted in magic. Both saw magic as their salvation and their prayers.

Mel is born with magic whereas Viktor sought it artificially. Mel is from privilege and born in wealth. She could see the sky as easily it was to breathe. She grew up in a culture that emphasized on physical strength. Viktor was born in poverty and Zaun’s inability to breathe set his life with a countdown. Zaun also valued adaptability and intellect instead. Mel and Viktor casted aside the mentalities set upon them by their mentors to fight for their own.

Both desired and dreamed to create their own paths with their own ambitions. Both saw and used Jayce as their way to do so.

[fallen-gravity]

splatoon devs: we're gonna set the big run quota at a ridiculously high number!! we're gonna make it so high that it'll force everyone to grind the event for the whole weekend! we're gonna be generous and let everyone pool their eggs together, but they'll never reach 700,000,000 eggs that easily!! we gottem!!

splatoon players, barely 2 hours into the event, already 1/7th of the way there: i'm sorry did you say something

[liorlen]

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

[songforten]

babe wake up new dr who theme tune just dropped. and it fucking slaps

[leafgorge]

OMG??? LMFAOOOO

not a big fan of AI but this is a top 10 video of all time for me

[mewvore]

the most criminaly annoying thing rich people do is buy stupid bullshit food because it makes them look rich to the people around them. Oh wow you spent $1000 whole dollars on a gourmet gold leaf burger? Just go to a random diner and get a regular cheese burger and leave the sever a $100 tip if you want to feel that same level of overwhelming satisfaction with your oppulance you obnoxious dickhead at least then the waiter can make rent and you provided some good to society instead of eating gold like a dipshit