#fuckin weirdddd

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Weird how the things that remind me of christmas r not the typical christmas stuff but instead things like the smell of the shampoo i was using around that time and the taste of toothpaste in my mouth bc i could taste that most of last christmas and the sound of dw playing bc i was interested in that last christmas and also the taste of chocolate orange and the feeling of my skippers i got 4 christmas and just mediocre everyday stuff. Damn crazy.

[autosadist]

really hate watching parents in public make their children fetch things for them like dogs. this is one of those things you get told you'll understand when you're older, then once you're older youre like "what the fuck, why are you using that small human as a butler"

[elliottsmithee]

Bro why are half the people from my high school fucking MARRIED now like we’re barely in our mid-20s????

[14dayswithyou]

I can imagine Ren taking down notes, ready to change his whole appearance again just to realize

“Mf are you talking about Teo? 😧” “Geehee 😋”

✦゜ANSWERED: Hahahaha yeah omggg that would be sooo weirdddd!! Who would be dumb enough to dress up like someone's exact type *I say this while wearing a [REDACTED] cosplay and standing in front of Eddie's house*

"Don't 'geehee' me." Teo's mocking tone comes from above you, though the look of disdain on his face didn't seem to be aimed at you specifically. "This is fuckin' weird."

"Y'think?" [REDACTED]'s voice soon joins in, only this time, it comes from somewhere behind you. All too quickly, his tall frame presses up against your back — and before you know it — you're suddenly being caged in by two warm chests. "What makes you think I wanna be dressed like a clown?"

"A clown? Please." With an eye-roll, Teo steps even closer, casually pressing himself up against you and giving you no room to squirm. "Just admit that this is the first time someone actually laid eyes on your pathetic self."

"Yeah, f'dressing like a fucking clown." Large, tattooed (and scarred) hands land on your shoulders as [REDACTED] pulls you even closer into his chest with a protective hold. "...I don't need anyone t'look at me though. Not unless it's—"

"It's starshine over here, right?" Finally acknowledging your presence, Teo sends you a sly wink before he rests his own hand on your hip. But unlike [REDACTED], his intention was more goading rather than protective. "You're predictable, buttercup."

"'Least I'm not some pretentious asshole."

"At least I've got an ass in the first place." Teo's tone practically oozes self-confidence as he leans even closer; allowing himself to tower above your head and face his "copycat" in a heated staring contest. "Couldn't care less if it was pretentious or not."

If Teo leaned any further, they'd be close enough to—

"—How much did it cost?" You unconsciously get pushed into Teo's body as [REDACTED] stands his ground. Your hands get a good feel of the hard chest before you, though you knew better than to let them linger for too long. "As much as it did to buy all your friends?"

"That was cute." Aaaaaand... Now you were also getting smothered by [REDACTED]'s chest while Teo does the same in return. "Where's your little insult book?"

"The same place your parents keep their love and affection f'you." You could practically hear the victory fanfare play as [REDACTED]'s hands finally pull you free from Teo.

"Motherf—"

And then you died from gettin crushed by tiddies!! Da end <3

[honeybunchesobees]

My Horizon 3 Wishlist, In no Particular Order.

Beta Sections, and what I want from them.

it's assumed that we're going to be playing as beta at some point in horizon 3. maybe as a tutorial, but definitely as a 'mary jane sections in a spider man game' type thing. here's what I want from it: i want to fucking play watch dogs.

and by this i mean, i want to be a hacker extrordinare. obviously beta will need to have some combat options, but give her greater control over the environment! give her long-range overrides, let her have greater control over the actions of a machine! (maybe to the point of directly controlling them, though her physical body still needs to be protected) i want hologram lures! remote detonating traps, a spider drone, i dont care as long as it feels like tech wiz beta and not Worse Aloy. unlike the mary jane sections, i don't want people to completely dread playing them.

generally just more beta, because she's my favorite!!!

The tone of the game: depress me a little!

the reality is at the time of horizon 3, the world is imminently about to end, and it is bigger, smarter, and scarier than anything before. the tone should be reflected in this.

you ever listened to 'how far we've come' by matchbox 20? that's what i want. i want a tone of 'we're going to try our hardest and not give up, but holy shit the world might end, and we have to reckon with that.'

give me hangouts with the group where it's they realize that if the world does end, they're going to have some fucking fun before hand! give me aloy CRYING. give me aloy going back to nora lands and punching a matriarch! (i kid somewhat) give me PERSONAL GROWTH!!! this one is a lot more nebulous because it's a thin line to straddle between 'you guys are so locked im not sure if you understand the gravity' and 'beta before GEMINI doomerism.'

but i do think they can do it.

No more fucking machine strike!

I'm sick of gwent. I'm sick of gwent. I don't want to play gwent. Please. Please. Please. Please.

If you kill my gingers, I blow up a building.

someone is gonna die and i swear on my fucking yeezys if you kill aloy (or beta but i doubt that more) i will blow up a building oh my god. oh my god. varl was such a shit choice already.

if anyone's going to die, truly i think it will be sylens. in a meta sense, because of lance reddick's unfortunate passing (i wonder if they'll give keith davids the job like they did for commander zavala, hm) but also because it feels like the kind of upswing for sylens character, him gradually becoming less of a bastard.

plus, it gives the chance for aloy to come back to the base and listen to a last message sylens left that is incredibly rude and condescending, then she gives a sad little chuckle and goes 'bastard'

Fuckin...fix erend.

hahaha he is a stupid alcoholic who does not know how to read!! hahah!!

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. WHERE IS ZERO DAWN EREND. BRING HIM BACK. I DONT WANT FORBIDDEN WEST EREND YOU HAVE FUCKED HIM. UNFUCK HIM THIS INSTANT

Seyka....

I don't like her sorry. i mean its nothing against her but having aloy's (option) romance be relegated to an afterthought dlc feels weirdddd...sorryrrryryr. i cant even play the dlc since ive still got a ps4 at the moment

let her in the base!!!! let her in the base!! i will mourn aro aloy (she will live on in my fics) and make her actually relevant beyond a character they just Magiked Up to be aloy's romance (instead of like talanah, maybe. or kotallo, or nil. or beta. or erend. or-)

sorry seyka fans i hope i can be seyka fans soon.

Dog machine? Dog machine? Wolf Machine? Robopup??

permanennt companion dog machine??? please. wolf machines with an alpha that if you override you gain control over the entire pack (i know that is not how wolves work but that is how hephaestus would make them work) it would be so awesome. it would be so cool.

NO SPIDER MACHINE.

please im such a deep arachnaphobe i would start screaming if a spider machine dropped onto me from the ceiling sorry. sorry. sorry.

I think that's it until i remember something new the second i hit post.

[guess-my-next-obsession]

🎶 once againnnnnnn 🎶 don’t speculate on people’s sexualityyyyyy 🎶 that’s so fuckin privateeeee 🎶 and rly fuckin weirdddd 🎶 let people be whatever they are without ur thinly veiled homophobic opinionsss 🎶 it’s literally none of ur businesssssss 🎶 u turdsssss 🎶

[calronhunt]

Realized that my initial dislike of Basil was primarily how the fandom portrays him. Hes a genuinely interesting character and i like him even tho he looks like 2016 anime south park tweek fanart. He's also a weird little fucking dude and I think just portraying him as a soft anxious flower guy is doing a disservice to him. Bc he's fuckin' weirdddd dude he's fucking WEIRD (affectionate? Derogatory? Idk you decide)

[dullahandyke]

going back to last night's aa3 thoughts, it's baffling to me that that game isnt more controversial in the fandom. aa fandom's rampant refusal to play the games aside, i feel like aa3 is in the upper echelon along with aa1 and aa4 in popular perception and like! that's weird! yeah it's been around for the better part of 2 decades so it's just indisputably In the popular conscience in a way that aa5 and aa6 aren't (not that aa5+6 dont fuck up their rep well enough for themselves) but like. the abrupt shift to romance is weirddd godot is a weirdddd prosecutor hell the fucking LOCALISATION is weirdddd!! fuckin 'amateur bimbo' 'my hemorrhoids are doing the harlem shake' game! why dont people spotlight how weird this game is!!! i like this game but it is weird!!

[wazzappp]

Trying to fuckin. Add character information through magical girl transformations. Art is weirdddd

[thetruearchmagos]

First of all, fuckin' hell post cold war techno thriller gets weirdddd

Secondly, that exposition hit piece shot me square in the chest

[petz5]

Fanservice is the fastest way to make me hate ur show I stg

[uhzuku]

nahhhh not someone literally called ‘reinersfav’ trying to bash me for my url, having a certain kink, and calling me a trump supporter bc they’re wrong 💀💀

[goatedgreen]

like why am i seeing x readers for 15 YEAR OLDS written by people who ARE IN THEIR 30S ?????? YALL ARE FUCKIN WEIRDDDD

the wind breaker tag is so fucking scary bro some of you are NAWTTT normal about teenagers and its fucking weird !!!!!

[pawao]

why does weird shit always happen

[t4tcecilos]

goshhhh...,,,,,,

[snappy-night-blogger]

＊ “Just kiss me the way you wanna be kissed,,,, love me the way you wanna be loved,,,, I can’t take a hint but I can follow suit.”