#fuckin weirdddd

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Weird how the things that remind me of christmas r not the typical christmas stuff but instead things like the smell of the shampoo i was using around that time and the taste of toothpaste in my mouth bc i could taste that most of last christmas and the sound of dw playing bc i was interested in that last christmas and also the taste of chocolate orange and the feeling of my skippers i got 4 christmas and just mediocre everyday stuff. Damn crazy.

[autosadist]

really hate watching parents in public make their children fetch things for them like dogs. this is one of those things you get told you'll understand when you're older, then once you're older youre like "what the fuck, why are you using that small human as a butler"

[elliottsmithee]

Bro why are half the people from my high school fucking MARRIED now like we’re barely in our mid-20s????

[14dayswithyou]

I can imagine Ren taking down notes, ready to change his whole appearance again just to realize

“Mf are you talking about Teo? 😧” “Geehee 😋”

✦゜ANSWERED: Hahahaha yeah omggg that would be sooo weirdddd!! Who would be dumb enough to dress up like someone's exact type *I say this while wearing a [REDACTED] cosplay and standing in front of Eddie's house*

"Don't 'geehee' me." Teo's mocking tone comes from above you, though the look of disdain on his face didn't seem to be aimed at you specifically. "This is fuckin' weird."

"Y'think?" [REDACTED]'s voice soon joins in, only this time, it comes from somewhere behind you. All too quickly, his tall frame presses up against your back — and before you know it — you're suddenly being caged in by two warm chests. "What makes you think I wanna be dressed like a clown?"

"A clown? Please." With an eye-roll, Teo steps even closer, casually pressing himself up against you and giving you no room to squirm. "Just admit that this is the first time someone actually laid eyes on your pathetic self."

"Yeah, f'dressing like a fucking clown." Large, tattooed (and scarred) hands land on your shoulders as [REDACTED] pulls you even closer into his chest with a protective hold. "...I don't need anyone t'look at me though. Not unless it's—"

"It's starshine over here, right?" Finally acknowledging your presence, Teo sends you a sly wink before he rests his own hand on your hip. But unlike [REDACTED], his intention was more goading rather than protective. "You're predictable, buttercup."

"'Least I'm not some pretentious asshole."

"At least I've got an ass in the first place." Teo's tone practically oozes self-confidence as he leans even closer; allowing himself to tower above your head and face his "copycat" in a heated staring contest. "Couldn't care less if it was pretentious or not."

If Teo leaned any further, they'd be close enough to—

"—How much did it cost?" You unconsciously get pushed into Teo's body as [REDACTED] stands his ground. Your hands get a good feel of the hard chest before you, though you knew better than to let them linger for too long. "As much as it did to buy all your friends?"

"That was cute." Aaaaaand... Now you were also getting smothered by [REDACTED]'s chest while Teo does the same in return. "Where's your little insult book?"

"The same place your parents keep their love and affection f'you." You could practically hear the victory fanfare play as [REDACTED]'s hands finally pull you free from Teo.

"Motherf—"

And then you died from gettin crushed by tiddies!! Da end <3

[guess-my-next-obsession]

🎶 once againnnnnnn 🎶 don’t speculate on people’s sexualityyyyyy 🎶 that’s so fuckin privateeeee 🎶 and rly fuckin weirdddd 🎶 let people be whatever they are without ur thinly veiled homophobic opinionsss 🎶 it’s literally none of ur businesssssss 🎶 u turdsssss 🎶

[calronhunt]

Realized that my initial dislike of Basil was primarily how the fandom portrays him. Hes a genuinely interesting character and i like him even tho he looks like 2016 anime south park tweek fanart. He's also a weird little fucking dude and I think just portraying him as a soft anxious flower guy is doing a disservice to him. Bc he's fuckin' weirdddd dude he's fucking WEIRD (affectionate? Derogatory? Idk you decide)

[tyrianludaship]

what on earth made people come to the conclusion "the mercs, goofy ass cartoon men, are paid killers THEREFORE also abusive or something"??? the mental gymnastics are insane

it also really put me off how some people reacted to people being uncomfortable with those hcs :/ you don't like seeing people talk about a character abusing someone? you're "sanitizing" them or whatever. fuckin weirdddd. nobody ever tagged their posts about that either 💀

I think it's because of this mindset of "they're murderers but you're uncomfortable about the abuse part?"

Which I mean, god forbid people have specific boundaries over characters they like. Just because I recognize that the tf2 mercs kill for money doesn't mean I should be comfortable with hcs of them being abusive or manipulative. (or sometimes people do incest hcs over characters like engineer and... fucking no)

It's similar to someone saying "you draw gore! So you should be fine with sexual abuse" LIKE NO?!!? THATS NOT ANYTHING WORKS

[y0itsbri]

hi hi hello! i'm still here and still queer! happy pride!

i've been tagged by a whole lot of you (makes my heart feel so so warm and happy thank you 🥺 been busy w work and health and the usual stuff but i miss y'all 🥺) ✨✨✨ @mishervellous @ian-galagher @celestialmickey @heymrspatel @xninetiestrendx @creepkinginc @vintagelacerosette @howlinchickhowl @whatwouldmickeydo @metalheadmickey @gallawitchxx @milkovetti @lee-ow ✨✨✨

okay we're gonna speedrun it all!

tag game tuesday (a couple versions ago)

name: bri

age: *checks calendar* uhhhhh twenties

pronouns: they/she/he

when is your birthday? august baby!

where do you call home? a tiny lil room on the third floor

do you have any pets? cat and hermit crab

current favorite musical artist: djo & greta van fleet

what do you do for work? fold clothes and hang clothes and organize clothes and price clothes and.....

if you could have lunch with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? fuck it, harry styles

what are you wearing right now? an oversized lavender tshirt that says 'radiant energy' and has a bunch of angel numbers

you’re going back to school, what’s your major? ART

last fanfic or book you read: stranger things fics!

and finally, share a happy memory with me: creating the sexy villains playlist a couple years ago 💋 (hi @messedwithmandy @grumpymickmilk)

tag game tuesday (again!)

sun sign: leo!

what day of the week were you born? Friday's child is loving and giving <3

first app you open in the morning: notes or discord

last song you listened to: gimme! gimme! gimme! - leo (a metal cover of abba's version)

what type of phone do you have? iphone 7. i'm pretty sure this thing is like nokia level indestructible

something you’d like to learn how to do: shoot a gun sdhflkdsfh

art gallery or history museum? art gallery! let's get weirdddd

your least favorite chore: dishes r the devil and i've got an appointment with the devil a few times a week>:(

do you believe in fate? all signs point to yes

if offered immortality, would you take it? absoLUTELY (wdym? reading twilight during my formative years hasn't impacted me at allllll...)

how are you feeling right now? my feet hurt 😔

finally, tell me something you’re looking forward to: seeing my girlfriend again!!!!! been wayyy too long <//3

aaaaand it's JOY LIST week!

ice cream, specifically of the mint chocolate chip and root beer float varieties

animal crossing!!!!!!!!!! y'all i'm a fuckin gamerrrrrr

twitch streamers

my loved ones

getting new merchandise in at work

good banter with coworkers

80s slasher summer vibes

sprite

instruments that FUCK

pride

big shirt no pants

bob's burgers

rain

LESBIAN VERSION OF THE ULTIMATUM (reality tv show)

shopping hauls

the moon

PICREWS

1, 2, 3, 4

i'm tagging anyone and everyone! i care about you all so much! 🌈

[wazzappp]

Trying to fuckin. Add character information through magical girl transformations. Art is weirdddd

[thetruearchmagos]

First of all, fuckin' hell post cold war techno thriller gets weirdddd

Secondly, that exposition hit piece shot me square in the chest

[toffeetumtum]

but also i dont fuckin like straight harem anime i think that shits weird... like i get it,,, the girls are [cute! so frilly and ^o^!!!] shit and whatnot but like most if not all are minors and its really weirdddd bc how tf r u gonna lewd minors as a grown man animating like??? when that shit happened with meiruko chan and it was like a goddamn slap in the fucjin face,,, shit was scarier than the ghosts and ghouls! and its so common in the anime genre! its like what the fuck! truly a what the fuck! its like i can list like 10 EASILY where that shit happens its like CAN U NOT??? SERIOUSLY?? and when like the "fanservice" (lowkey highkey cp) happens it honestly ruins the WHOLE DAMN VIBE! its like i randomly get hit with a yoga ball while im just tryna walk to class like ??? whered that shit come from???

[goatedgreen]

like why am i seeing x readers for 15 YEAR OLDS written by people who ARE IN THEIR 30S ?????? YALL ARE FUCKIN WEIRDDDD

the wind breaker tag is so fucking scary bro some of you are NAWTTT normal about teenagers and its fucking weird !!!!!

[petz5]

Fanservice is the fastest way to make me hate ur show I stg

[uhzuku]

nahhhh not someone literally called ‘reinersfav’ trying to bash me for my url, having a certain kink, and calling me a trump supporter bc they’re wrong 💀💀

[pawao]

why does weird shit always happen

[t4tcecilos]

goshhhh...,,,,,,