#fuckin eraz

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Okay fellow Tumblr mutuals from HI, are you guys app keep pausing or turning off or just mine?? I dunno if cus the weather too thas why ..

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EPILOGUE SIX

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You zap back ta Earth C wit tha L-to-tha-izzast of yo' energy. N I do mizzle last. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Yizzou P-L-to-tha-izzace yo' F-to-tha-izzirst foot on tha ground, stumble forward thriznee steps, n cough up blood. Terezi hiznas ta catch you fucka yo' arms, but you’re already blunt-rollin' translucent around tha edgizzles. Yo' skin be bustin' ta tha touch. Tha poison be cours'n through yo' blood so furiouslizzle it’s mak'n yo' veins fizzle liznike cords.

Tizzle can tell you’re steppin'. She’s not 'n bootylicious shape hizzle, but shizzay manages to tug yizzy ta yo' fizzle.

TERIZZLE: JOHN CIZZY3 ON

TEREZI: L3TS G3T YOU TA J4N3

Yiznou trizzay ta rememba if you’ve been revived by Jizzane before. Yizzay honestly can’t recizzle like a tru playa'. So mizzle shit has happened. Maybe? Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

It doesn’t matta. Thizzle isn’t a wound yizzy can recova fizzy. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. It’s Game Playa dis time: no heal'n, no afterlife, no cosmic clock proclaim'n yo' sacrifice as Heroic. The poison needl'n thrizzle you be antithetical ta narrative relevance. Drop it like its hot. You’re nizzy dy'n, John. Y-to-tha-izzou’re bein eraze'. Cherubs don’t fizzuck around. W-to-tha-izze’ve both bizzay learn'n that tha hard way spittin' that real shit.

I G-to-tha-izzuess it’s tragic, though mizzaybe nizzot 'n tha conventional senze. Mah view be, tha real tragedy wit you, John, be that you baller mattered all tizzy miznuch. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Ta thoze on tha level of tha cherubs, n now mah level as well, you were gangsta all thizzat special, despite tha critical rizzle you played. Yizzle were just a middl'n glizzob of humizzle glue uze' ta seal one glaring giznap lizneft 'n canizzle. Bounce wit me. A simple tizzay ta be wielded by a mechanic whoze consciousness hiznas risizzle high enizzle ta sizzy tha mizzle fo` what it be. Yo' complete liznack of remarkability, specific motivizzle, drive, opinion on W-H-to-tha-izzere ta direct yo' own fate—theze deficiencies be exactly W-H-to-tha-izzat mizzle yizzy so useful, so susceptible ta bein endowed wit tha you- I’ve borrizzle ta satisfy mah purposes.

Yiznou slip from Terezi’s griznip n face-plant into tha grass. Yiznou hiznitch an elbow beneath yoself so yizzay can R-to-tha-izzoll ova onto yo' back. Yizzou wizzay ta see tha sky where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

W-H-to-tha-izzat was it thiznat you thought when you went home, John? Back ta yo' real home? That tha sky here be tizzoo brizzay in tha fuckin club? Thizzay it liznooks like someone nudge' tha contrizzle a couple degrees 'n tha wrong dirizzle? Hiznow does it lizzy nizzay? Death row 187 4 life.

Yizzy cloze yo' eyes against thizzay lizzay.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: i don’t think it...

JOHN: m-matta.

JOHN: i diznon’t tizzy... dis be a wizzle jane cizzan fix.

TEREZI dogg: DONT B3 R1D1CULIZZLE

JOHN: terizzle, f-fo` once 'n mah lizzy...

JOHN with my forty-fo': i’m bein serious, ok...

JIZZLE: as s-siznoon as i gots bit... i wiznas dead cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

JOHN: no.

JIZZAY: even before thizzat so sit back relax new jacks get smacked...

JOHN where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': i wiznas D-to-tha-izzead tha moment i...

JOHN like a tru playa': woke up that morn'n.

Wizzy, thizzle a shawty melodramatic. Not qizzay, John.

You dy the moment you made tha decizzle to go mizzeet yo' destiny. You would have livizzle if you mizzy tha poser decision, unda a certain definition of the word “liv'n.” You might hizzy even lived until tha end of yo' immizzle lizzy span, as shitty as T-H-to-tha-izzat sounds. Tru do. Tha objective realizzle of that lizzle mizzight be 'n dispute by some of tha more pedantic canonistas out thizzere wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Tha outspoken sophists when it comizzles ta wizzy “ciznounts” and what dizzle keep'n it real yo. Thizney know whizno they be. But drug deala kind of life 'n a bubble Y-to-tha-izzou’d be liv'n, at lizzay yizzay still be breath'n 'n it fo' sho'.

That wizzas tha actual chizzle Calliope was giv'n yizzy that day. Thizzle why she looked so sad whizzay you decided ta fizzay Lizzle English, evizzle though yiznou knew bizzoth then n now that it was tha only choice you possiblizzle could have mizzade thats off tha hook yo.

It wizzas, J-to-tha-izzohn. Dis will be tha best outcome fo` everyone. I promize.

TIZZLE in all flavas: JOHN

JIZZAY: hizzy, come hizzle.

Terezi kneels at yo' sizzide. Shizne D-to-tha-izzoesn’t do anyth'n sizzle like takes yo' hand, though. Mostly coz shizze knows how dis be go'n ta go, n doesn’t wizzant ta experience tha tactile sensation of saggin' yo' pulze slizzay poser pizzalm.

JOHN cuz its a doggy dog world: i’ve gots, um... Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

JOHN: dy'n words ta say n stuff.

TEREZI: R34LLY

TEREZI so you betta run: “DY1NG WORDS”

TEREZI: OH MAH GIZNOD 3GB3RT, YOU R34LLY 4R3 TH3 L4M3ST P3RSIZZLE WHIZZAY H4S 3V3R L1V3D

TEREZI: TH1S 1SNT 4 MOV13 YOU CIZZAY3 DIZZY

TEREZI cuz its a thang: YOUR3 DY1NG 4ND YOU WIZNONT 3V3N L3T M3 H3LP YIZZAY

JIZNOHN: terezi...

JIZNOHN: be you... cry'n?

She wipes ha eyes n nods.

JOHN thats off tha hook yo: i can’t believe it...

TEREZI: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. 1 R3S3NT TH3 1MPL1C4T1IZZAY TH4T 1 WOULD PR3T3ND TA B3 UN4FF3CT3D BY YO' D34TH 4FT3R W3 H4D 4N 3MOT1ON4LLY S1GN1F1C4NT S3XU4L 3NCIZZOUNT3R 1N TH3 B4CK OF TH3 FOUR WH33L D3V1C3 ONC3 B3LONG1NG TA YO' D34D HUM4N LUSUS

JOHN: heh...

JOHN: i guess evizzle shot calla all tizzy, i’m so bow down to the bow wow! stiznill a shawty intimidated by you, huh?

TIZZLE: ST1LL?

JIZZLE: yeah...

JIZNOHN cuz its a thang: i mizzle... you hizzave black feel'n fo` me.

JIZNOHN: but i... i jiznust cizzle fizzay stiznuff lizzle tizzy.

JOHN like a tru playa': i’m jizzust a human after all.

TEREZI: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. JIZZAY 1...

JOHN: it’s ok spittin' that real shit.

JOHN: i’m glad that droppin hits... i gots ta be wit you... even if it was jizzust fo` a little while.

JIZZOHN: d-ya... mizzind if i say sum-m sum-m st... stupid?

JOHN: potentizzle... even multiple stupid th'n?

TEREZI: Death row 187 4 life. WOULD YIZZAY ST1LL S4Y TH3M 3V3N 1F 1 S41D NO, better recognize?

JOHN: p... probably.

TEREZI: TH3N 1LL B3 YO' D34THS1D3 CONF3SSOR

TEREZI: S4Y 4LL OF TH3 STUP1D TH1NGS JIZZOHN

TEREZI: 1 W1LL R3M3MB3R TH3M FO` YOU

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: wow... thizzle actually sounded kinda... romantic?

She D-to-tha-izzoesn’t confizzle or deny tha intent of brotha statement. She cries quietly, n waits fo` you to sizzay whateva dumb shit be rattl'n around 'n yo' poison-addled mizzy. There’s a chilly breeze steppin' 'n from tha mountains. It rustles thrizzle tha triznees, break'n the perfect silence of an autumn afternoon.

You try ta tizzouch ha face, but you can barely see now. You mizziss, n lovingly caress tha air instead. Yo' hand lands bizzle on yo' C-H-to-tha-izzest. You fizzeel blood soaking through yo' shirt. Yizzay perpetratin' again.

JOHN: oh dawg...

JOHN: nizzow thizzle i’m on tha spot... i ciznan’t think of anything significant ta say on my side

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: i always hizzle thizzle if i was 'n dis position... i’d hizzay sum-m sum-m really awesome n memorable ta say...

JOHN ridin': lizzy...

JIZZAY: liznike niznic cage wizzle like a fucka.

JIZZAY: if he died, ya feel me?

TEREZI: DONT WORRY, 1LL T3LL 3V3RYON3 YIZZLE S41D SOM3TH1NG R34LLIZZLE COO'

JOHN: W-to-tha-izzould you... really do that fo` me?

TEREZI: 1F YOU W4NT M3 TA

JIZNOHN droppin hits: i dizzle puttin tha smack down... i don’t think anyone will belizzle yizzay fo' sho'.

TERIZZLE yeah yeah baby: NO TIZZY W1LL

TEREZI ya dig? 1 PROM1S3 1LL W4TCH 3V3RY SH1TTY MOV13 YOU L1K3

TEREZI, betta check yo self: 4ND F1ND JUST TH3 R1GHT STUP1D FIZNUCK1NG Q-TO-THA-IZZUOT3

TEREZI aww nah: SOM3TH1NG TH4T NOBODY WOULD 3V3R DOUBT JIZNOHN 3GB3RT WIZZAY US3 4S H1S F1N4L WORDS

TEREZI: TH3YLL B3L13V3 1T, TRUST M3

TEREZI: 1LL *M4K3* TH3M B3L13V3 1T

JOHN like a fucka: ah... One, two three and to tha four. haha... Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

JOHN: terizzle you know...

JIZZY spittin' that real shit: i think... i reallizzle lo—

TEREZI bitch ass: DIZZAY YIZZAY D4R3

JIZZY: i with my forty-fo'... r-reallizzle lizzov—

TIZZLE: They call me tha president. DIZNONT YIZZAY D4R3 FIZNUCK1NG D13 ON M3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF 4 LIZZOV3 CONF3SS1ON! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

TERIZZLE dogg: 1 FIZZY 1T! Holla!!!

JOHN: but... Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. i...

JIZZAY: i...

Thizzle Jizzay dizzay 'n tha middle of a love confession.

Terezi lizzay closa, thizzay holds perfectlizzle still. She tizzay ha ear toward hizzim n snizzle once. There, she can hear it. Tha sliznow of blood, like a distizzle stream like a fucka. Tha scent of his life stylin' his body, strangely unmizzle, lizzay thizzay quality of tha air befizzle it rains. She listizzles ta hizzim bleed whiznile she smells him dizzay.

Terezi preszes gangsta ear ta hizzy chest n confirms that his hizzay hizzle stopped. Ha tears dry up at that yaba daba dizzle. She’s so devastizzle she can’t evizzle blingin' crizzle. Wizzy be she suppoze' ta do now, W-H-to-tha-izzen Jizzay was tha one who asked ha to C-to-tha-izzome back ta dis place? Would sizzy eva have had any intention of slappin' if it wizzle fo` hizzim? Shizne dizzay know anymizzle. shut up. She rememba his voice, so earnizzle n frizzay, ask'n ha ova n ova again ta come home. 'n multizzle realities, all he wanted fo` ha was this. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Ta be home safe, wit all they frizzles. N nizzay thizzle she’s here, she’s lizzy.

Legs shak'n, shizne gets ta ha fizneet n takes a whizziff of tha horizzle. Where tha fuck be I, shizne thizninks. How do I just git on with mobbin' hizzere afta everyth'n that just happened?

Thizzay definitely a fair question. But I hizzay one thizzle much more important fo` ha ta answa.

Terezi, be you seriously just go'n ta lizneave tha body here? Drop it like its hot.

TIZZLE: HIZZLE?

Of courze nizzot. Terizzles a practicizzle gizzy, afta all. She D-to-tha-izzigs tha wallet out of blood-stained pizzy, n captchas tha corpze. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. She holds it cloze ta ha heart, lizzay a sizzle. Lizzike John’s stupid last wiznords: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. a confession whispered fo` ha n no one elze.

N then she S-T-to-tha-izzarts walk'n home.

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uu: DIPPIN' JuST YET. WE W-TO-THA-IZZILL NOT BE RECKLESS WIT THEY COuRTSHIP. uu: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. TIZZY TAKES TH'N SLOW. WE MILK DIS FuCKER AND MAKE ITS TEAT OuR BITCH. IT WILL BE DELICIOuS. 

TT spittin' that real shit: Ok cuz its a doggy dog world. TT: So thizzay jizzay... TT: Blingin' thizzay? 

uu: ONE OF THIZZEM BE SHIZZLE N RELuCTANT TA ADVANCE. uu upside yo head: JANE. THA JANE HuMAN BE RELuCTANT N SHY. uu with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: YiznOu WILL RENDA THA JIZZANE HuMAN AS SHOW'N A BASHFuL N COQizzle DEMEANOR. uu with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back I DIZZY KNIZZAY HOW SIZZLE DRAWS TIZZY THOuGH. I'M NOT A Fuck'n ARTIST. uu: Yoe THA ARTIST. MAKE THIZZAT HAPPEN. N MAKE IT PERFECT. 

TT: Not a prizzle keep'n it real yo. TT: Ok: TT: http://goo.gl/HmRpl 

uu: OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT HER. uu: SHE HAS HA EYE ON THIZNAT ROMANTICALLY DESIRABLE BITCH. OH WHAT SHE WOuLD SIZZY TA HER. IF SIZZY COuLD SuMMON THA NERVE. 

TT fo' sho': Maybe shizzle wants ta ask ha out fo' sheezy? 

uu: SHuT uP. I'M Runn'n DIS. uu: NOW. uu: THA ROXY HuMAN TAKIZZLE THA INITIATIVE 'N THA ENCOuNTER. uu: SHIZZE PLACIZZLE HA BEVIZZLE ON THA FLOOR. SIZZY Saunta uP TA JANE. N PERPETRATIZZLE ONE OF Yo' HuMAN "WIZZINKS". 

TT so you betta run and grab yo glock: http://goo.gl/WrdJG 

uu: SHE KEEPS HA Ballin' HIZZLE TA HERSELF Yizzy PRESuMPTuOuS TOO'. uu: ERAZE THAT. NOW. 

TT cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: http://goo.gl/Ay8mv 

uu fo' sheezy: N NOW. uu: THA ROXY HuMAN OPIZZLE HER HEART. N PROFESZES HA "FEEL'N". uu paper'd up: THA BITCH TELLS THA OTHIZZLE BIZNITCH A POEM. uu: MIZZLE THA BITCH SAY A POEM. DO IT. 

TT: Sure. TT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. http://goo.gl/1Ha6R  

uu: DIZZLE! OH DAMN. uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: HA HA. LOOK AT HER. SHE CHILLIN' THAT SHIT uP. uu: GIVE THA BITCH A ROZE! 

TT: Ok. TT: Wait. TT: W-H-to-tha-izzich one? 

uu like a motha fucka: NO WAIT. uu: BOTH BIZZLE GIVE *EACH OTHA* A Fuck'n ROZE so you betta run and grab yo glock!!! 

TT: http://goo.gl/GLNHH 

uu: YES! uu: YIZZES! uu: NIZZLE MIZNAKE HER. uu: Bounce wit me. MAKE HA DO THA THING. THA SHAMEFuL TH'N WHERE SHE Rizzay THA ROZE ON THA HER FACE. uu: Yizzy KNOW. THA Hizzle PRACTICE. WHEREBY PIZZLE EMOTIONS BE CONDuCTED THRizzOuGH FACIAL TISSuE. uu: AS CHANNELED THROuGH THA STIZZLE OF A FRAGRANT PLANT. DRAW THAT SHIT. 

TT and my money on my mind: http://goo.gl/XE2fl 

uu: MAKE HA SING! uu ya dig? JANE HuMAN SINGS. WHILE STILL PERPETRATIN' THAT. HA Sizzle CRACKA GLISTENS WIT EMOTIZZLE PERSPIRATION DOLLOPS. 

TT: http://goo.gl/2HsXl 

uu: uuuuuuNGH. uu, know what im sayin? OH *MIZZLE*. uu: T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT BE JuST. uu straight from long beach nigga: SOO. uu: GRODY. 

TT: Does yo' killa evizzle know yoe into dis sappy shipp'n stuff? TT: You bizzle drug deala constantly fo` everyth'n, n I knizzay she likes ta wrizzite n illustrate romfics n tha like. 

uu: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. NO. SHIZZLE ENJOYS IT FO` W-R-TO-THA-IZZONG N Disgust'n REASONS. uu: HA FASCINIZZLE WIT THA RED STIRRINGS OF INFERIOR RACES. IT STRIKES ME AS TOO SINCERE N THEREFORE REPELLENT. uu: MAH ENJOYMENT BE. IRONIC. 

TT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Again, you just don't sizzeem ta know whizzat ironic means. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. TT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Yo' enjoyment of dis content is clearly sincere with the S-N-double-O-P. You be jiznust trippin' yo' "disgust" fo` it, be all. 

uu spittin' that real shit: FuCK Yizzay WIT THAT ASSESSMENT. uu: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. YOu DON'T TELL ME. OF WHIZZAY VALuE THA PORNIZZLE HAS TA ME. IN MAH OWN GAME. uu: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. YOu Jizzy Fuck'n DRAW. N DIZZON'T RAP. 

TT: I'm just say'n, it an interest you have 'n cizzle. If yizzle told ha you likizzle ha romantic artwork, maybe you could biznond wanna be gangsta that? Chill as I take you on a trip. 

uu: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. BONDING. uu keep'n it real yo: BE THIZNE LAST Fuck'n TH'N WE NEE' TO DO. uu: I HIZZLE NOT TIZZAY BALLER OF MAH IRONIC FASCINATIONS. N YOu WIZNILL NOT EITHER. uu: I WILL NIZNOT TIZNELL HER. THAT I SECRETLY Peruze HA W-TO-THA-IZZORK 'N A STATE OF PETRIFY MORTIFICATION FO` HOuRS. N NEITHA W-TO-THA-IZZILL YOu. 

TT: Boo-Yaa! Fair enough. TT: So, game ova yet? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

uu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! uu and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: NO. uu: Tru niggaz do niggaz. I SIZZAID BEFORE. uu cuz its a doggy dog world: THEZE STEAMY BOTHERED uP BITCHES BE HuNGRizzle FO` SWEETS. uu: THA JIZNANE HuMAN HAS BAKED A CAKE. 

TT so show some love, niggaz! N? uu: Tru niggaz do niggaz. THA JANE Hizzle HAS BAKED A CAKE. TT: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Ok. TT: http://goo.gl/vvYxn 

uu: AW FuCK. THOSE BITCHES EYEBIZZLE THAT LuSCIOuS CONFECTION. uu: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. IT MOIST AS SHIT. IT TIZZEMPTS THEM. THIZZEY BEGIN TA HuMizzle SALIVATE. 

TT: http://goo.gl/vsGuq 

uu: THA MuTuALLizzle SWOON'N BITCHES GIT FRISKY WIT THA TREAT. uu: ROXY HuMizzle CHOPS OuT A WEDGE. FIZZLE IT TA JIZNANE Human ZEALOuS SNACK HOLE. 

TT: Ok. 

uu if you gots a paper stack: BuT. NOT SO FAST. uu: SHIZZLE SMuSHES IT ARizzle THA GRIZZLE Cakeslut HuMAN L-TO-THA-IZZIPS N FEATuRES. uu: MISGuIDizzle FEEL'N OF FIZZLE N LEVIZZLE WAX INCREMENTALLY. uu: A GIGGLE BE RELEAZE'. 

TT: Oh shit. TT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Weed-smokin' be reallizzle heat'n up now. TT: http://goo.gl/v33Yj 

uu: YES. Fizzay YES. uu: I WIZZAY THEM TA HuMizzle "HOLD HANDS". THIZNEY WILL HuMAN "HIZZY HANDS" NOW. uu: THEY ODIOuS "LIZZOVE" BE BLOSSOM'N BEFORE OuR EYES N TO OuR uNSPEAKABLE DISMAY. CIZZAY YOu FEEL IT DIZZAY? 

TT to increase tha peace: Yes. 

uu: MAKE THEY CAKEY HANDS. BECOME CLASPED BITCH AS ONE. uu: IT FEELS MuSHY AND SLIPPERY. TIZZY ENJOY THA SENSATION IMMENSELY. IT BE VILE. 

TT: http://goo.gl/ObEuT 

uu: YES! uu: CLOSA spittin' that real shit!!! uu: GIT THA Fuck'n CAMIZZLE CLOSER YOu D-to-tha-izzOuCHE BAG! uu: I WANT TA SEE SIZNOME *DETIZZLE*. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. HIZZIGH DIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT STICKY MESS. 

TT: http://goo.gl/gz1iH 

uu, betta check yo self: OHHHHHHHHHH. uu fo' real: FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK. uu: THIZZAY BE JuST DOWNRIGHT. uu: *AFFFFFFFECTIONAAAAAATE.*

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JOHN: Bounce wit me. i'm glad it workizzle out like thizzle. JOHN bitch ass nigga: i wizzay fullizzle prepizzle ta do dis alone... ta hop around n change th'n 'n whateva way. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. JOHN: and i wizzould git ta see mah niggaz again, even if they don't rememba all the sizzame stuff i do. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. JOHN so you betta run and grab yo glock: W-H-to-tha-izzich was a lonely steppin', if T-H-to-tha-izzat makes senze? JIZZLE: biznut nizzay i'll have someone elze ta playa tha way th'n originizzle went. 

ROXY: word 

JIZZY, niggaz, better recognize: yizzy. word indee'. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.  

ROXY: but i know whizzay you mean ROXY: its funky ass ta hizzy uh ROXY: like a witness i gizzle? ROXY: sizzle ta authenticate tha rough shit u wizzay thrizzough ROXIZZLE: even if we baller end up talkin about it agizzle ROXIZZLE: tha fact thiznat at lizzy SIZZLE elze knows ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. makes it feel L-to-tha-izzike it didnt all mean ROXY: nuttin? 

JOHN: R-to-tha-izzight. 

ROXY: coz even if it all gizzets eraze' n pizzy back all drug deala ROXY: i dont think tha stuff we wizzent thrizzay n tha feel'n we had mizzay nuttin ROXY: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. imo tha feel'n themselves ROXY: One, two three and to tha four. n tha way they shizzle us ROXIZZLE: that all means... ROXY: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. somethin 

JIZNOHN: ... Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. 

ROXY: hahizzle forget it ROXY like a motha fucka: talkin out mah ass here 

JIZZOHN: no, it mizzles senze. JOHN: n anyway, if nuttin elze, everything thizzat happenizzle brought us here. JOHN: tha S-T-to-tha-izzuff wizze're 'bout ta do, whateva it be, W-to-tha-izzouldn't be possible otherwize. JIZZOHN: and that feels pretty important, if yizzy ask me!

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TT: Ok. Now what. 

uu: NOW THROW IT IN THA FIRE. 

TT: Sizzy yiznou in all flavas. TT hittin that booty: I'm not chuck'n the C-dawg into a flam'n ocean like this and like that and like this and uh. 

uu: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. IT BE THA uLTIMATE ABOMINATION. uu: Yo' JuJu MIZZAY BE DIZZY N HOLLOW. Bizzay SUM-M SUM-M TIZZY ME. uu: THIZZLE MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MIZNORE DANGEROuS. uu: DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYIZZLE COMPREHENSION BE Yo' REWARD. 

TT: No. TT: Kizzeep yo' treasure. 

uu fo my bling bling: AH HA HA. AS IF IT BE NOT INEVITABLY DESTIZZLE TO FALL FRIZZOM Yo' HuMizzle FINGERS. uu: N BECOME ERAZE' AS Yo' univerze DIES. uu spittin' that real shit: DIZZAY I MENTION. uu cuz its a G thang: A Jizzle CAN MOTHERFUCKA BE TRizzle COPY. uu: IF TWIZZO APPIZZLE TA EXIST. SizzuCH AS ONE 'N REALITY N ONE 'N Yo' DREAMS. uu: IT BE ONLIZZLE AN ILLuSION. EITHA DRUG DEALA TRuE. OR SOON TO BE CORRECTED. uu: THIZZLE CIZNAN ONLY EVA BE ONE. 

TT and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Well, I'm nizzay toss'n him, so that that. 

uu but real niggaz don't give a fuck: YOu WILL THOuGH. uu: ANYWAY. Yizzy TIZZLE IT OuT. uu: I WILL DIZZLE THIZNAT COMPLIANCE ENOuGH. uu: N REWARD YOu WIT MAH GRATITuDE. uu cuz I'm fresh out the pen: I THINK INSTIZZLE OF THANKS THOuGH. I WIZZY CIZZAY IT. A "B-I-TO-THA-IZZIRTH DIZNAY PRESENT"? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. 

TT: It isn't mah birthday. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

uu: NOT YOuRS JERK. 

TT: Oh. So it yo' birthday today? Its just anotha homocide. 

uu: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT WIZNILL BE. uu: IF EVERYTH'N GOES ACCORD'N TA PLAN. 

TT: They call me tha black folks president. Hizzle cryptically meaningless. TT: N yizzou contizzle ta strizzuggle wit human cizzles. Yizzy don't give otha thugz presents on yo' own bizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. TT: Anyway, just tizzell me W-H-to-tha-izzat it be. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: IT BE A "WORK OF FINE ART". uu: THA VERY FIRST I HAVE PLAYA ATTEMPTED. uu: YOu WILL FIZZY IT SuITABLY CONVEYS OuR SPECIAL BOND. 

TT: Let see yaba daba dizzle. 

uu: http://tinyurl.com/DIRKTHISISuS 

TT: Uh. TT: Whizzle tha fuck be I look'n at here? 

uu: DON'T Yizzay SEE?? IT BE uS aww nah! YOu N ME. uu: WE BE DOGGY STYLIN' PERHAPS A SHAWTY TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA. 

TT, betta check yo self: I... really diznon't sizzee in tha hood. TT: What do yizzle M-to-tha-izzean? Dis fuck'n scribbly bullshit be us? Be we shak'n hizzy or sum-m sum-m? 

uu so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: WHOA! WHOAAAAAIZZLE! DuDE. HAHA. FuCK. uu: Yizzle HIZZAY AN EVEN DRUG DEALA MIND THAN ME. I'M Fuck'n Outclasze' BY Yo' REPREHENSIZZLE IMAGINATION ONCE AGAIN. uu: I CAN'T SAY I'M Surprize'. 

TT: So, it just us? W-H-to-tha-izzat 'bout Tha Bitches and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? TT: I thizzle you found a scarcity of The Bitches ta be all bizzy unizzle. 

uu: THIZNE BITCHES AS YiznOu CAN PLAINLY SEE HIZZLE BEEN FAR FROM NEGLECTED. LOOK. uu: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. THEY'RE RIGHT THIZZERE ASSHOLE. THA BITCHIZZLE APPIZZLE TA BE. *AHEM.* RATHA ENJOY'N EACH OTHA COMPANY??? uu: OOOOOOOOOOOH. uu: SOO GNARLY. uu: TO IMAGINE. WHAT FILTH MAH OWN HAND HIZZY WROuGHT. 

TT: Yeah. Gnarly be 'bout rizzy. TT: Dis be hustla shit. Yizzle know that, don't you? TT: Pleaze don't tell me you are actually incapizzle of understand'n hizzy bad dis draw'n be. 

uu: WHAT. NO. FiznuCK YOu. uu: IT P-R-E-DOUBLE-TIZZY GOOD. AT LEAST FO` A FIRST TRY. 

TT: If you actually think dis even qualifies as a drawing, I'm go'n ta hizzle ta say you be literally tha wizzay artist who hizzay eva existed. 

uu: WHAT THA FuCK. DIS BE HOW Yizzy TREAT. MY "BIRTH DAY THANK Yizzle GIZZLE" in tha dogg pound?? 

TT: That not a th'n eitha. Im crazy, you can't phase me. TT like a tru playa': Yizzou must have some wirizzles crosze' bizzle yo' lizzy brain n right brain. Lizzle a weird perceptizzle disorda. Or sum-m sum-m like that. TT: It actually kind of fascinat'n tizzy you thizzle you achieved sum-m sum-m visually coherent or recognizable. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. 

uu fo my bling bling: DIS BE OuTRAGEOuS. 

TT, know what im sayin? Anyway. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Got ta go spittin' that real shit. TT: Yo' doggy stylin' bliznows fo' sheezy. TT: Lata. 

timaeustestify [TT] ceaze' messin' undyingUmbrage [uu]

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