#fuckin celestial dragon ass bitch

[conspiracy-crows]

How was I able to tear through Marineford so so fast, crying the whole damn time

But I am STRUGGLING to get through parts of Dressrosa????

Like, not for artistic reasons but for sheer angst and nail biting?!? I'm on the backstory bits(ch 727) and I have to keep doing something else for a few minutes because my heartrate cannot take thisssss

[kurogane-redfox]

Gajeel had to give his favorite blonde crap whenever he could. Yeah, they got on one another's nerves but there was more than one reason for that. There were quite a few members in the guild that often commented about the two of them needing to 'fuck and get over it already' but that hadn't and more than likely would NEVER happen. There was something that he seemed to find enjoyment in getting reactions out of the tiny blonde. She was a bit of a psycho but that was fine it wasn't like she was entirely off the rails ALL the time or anything like that. Such as now, for some reason she felt that reading in the guildhalls main room was just fine when no one else did it. He was surprised that Jose let her get away with most of the shit she did. The creep probably had a thing for her. Oh that thought made him grimace.

"Who the fuck is sayin' the call would give me what I want? I'm pretty sure yer incapable of givin' me anythin' I could possibly want, bunny-bitch,"

Of course the Dragon would have to snark back at her sass. This was a much tamer exchange than the ones in earlier months shortly after her initial arrival and subsequent joining of the guild. He still wasn't sure why Jose thought it was a good idea for HIM to be the one training her in hand-to-hand combat he knew better than to decline the job. He was getting paid for it after all. Sure, there was no mention of it because the job was a few months out still but that didn't mean he couldn't give her shit for whatever reason he came up with at the time.

"I love how yer fuckin' assumin' that I'm gonna be disappointed that yer fuckin' ass ain't callin' a number that probably doesn't even fuckin' exist. Yer sittin' here actin' like a fuckin' PRINCESS when yer just a crazy bunny."

The Dragon didn't mind her craziness though. In fact, he felt that the way she acted was just that, an act. Likely one to make sure she fit in with the rest of the guild and its insanity on a daily basis. While they weren't nearly as off the wall insane as some other guilds were known for being, they were incredibly powerful and packed full of wizards with power. One such has her had a really hard time fitting in when her only magic was summoning. Speaking of, he'd pull out a leather bound box with gold trim and unceremoniously drop it into her lap.

"Got this as a reward for the job I just finished. I have no fuckin' use for it other than it collectin' dust with the others like it that I have so it's yers. Don't say I never gave ya anythin' bitch."

That being said, he'd turn on his heel, tuck his hands into his pants and make his way to his room toward the top floor of the guildhall. If she even bothered to open the box she'd find one of many gold Celestial Keys lay within the satin lining. Now, had the box itself been part of the reward or had the Dragon decided to wrap it up for her? She'd only find out if she asked him which he doubted she'd try.

@glitteringxchaos

@kurogane-redfox asked: Well, you could call 1-800-BITE-ME. [for Lucy in the Phantom verse]

Of course Gajeel was going to be his usual asshole self - really she should have expected it by that point. She'd been hopeful that, having gone most of the day without some sort of scathing comment or rude remark from the iron slayer, maybe he'd decided to just lay off it for at least one day. Clearly, she couldn't even give him that much credit. And all she'd done was roll her eyes once when he'd walked in the room. It wasn't her fault that just seeing his obnoxious face annoyed her, especially when he'd made eye contact and smirked in her direction.

"...mmmmm...you know I could do that...if I had any inclination of giving you what you wanted. But, you know what?"

A pause, and she studied him for a second with the most bored, unimpressed expression she could possibly manage before turning her attention back to her book and making herself comfortable while picking up her tea. She wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of reacting. Not this time. He'd been needling her for long enough that she knew that her reactions only fed into the apparent joy he got out of picking on her, and she had no intention of bringing him any kind of joy.

"I don't think I do. I really don't. So as much as I hate to disappoint you yet again, I'm afraid you're just going to have to call them yourself. Because I just can't help you today. I'm so very sorry."

[krinseldraegun]

all of them BABEY

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Nah

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Like 1.5. I like the dark a lot, but it’s a little spooky sometimes.

3. The person you would never want to meet?

I’d rather not see any kids my bio-dad has had that aren’t me

4. What is your favorite word?

fuck

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Probably an Amur Maple. Low maintenance. Likes cool moist weather.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

Jesus my bedhead is bad today

7. What shirt are you wearing?

My black Rude longsleeve

8. What do you label yourself as?

Dumb nerd

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bedroom: dark, front room: bright

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sitting in bed high talking to you

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

Right the fuck now

12. Who told you they loved you last?

You did!

13. Your worst enemy?

Me because I’m in constant “treat yourself” mode

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

You, yes

16. The last song you listened to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__-Qq4IE5pw

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I’ll just hold onto the button for a tight situation

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Nobody really

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

I don’t want a slave, I like doing things myself

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

I will always say eyebrows and eyes

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I don’t know what I’d look like but I sure as fuck know I’d be dressing up cute

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I can make water vapor with my mouth

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I hate when doors slam shut

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Take a plain bagel and toast it golden brown, no more than that. Spread some brie cheese on both slices. Crumple toasted seaweed onto the bottom half. Layer thin slices of raw salmon. Take one large piece of medium spicy cabbage kimchi and lay this on top of the salmon. The kimchi needs to still have some crunch to it. Another thin layer of salmon. On this layer we place thin sliced green onions. Place the top half on and devour.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

As much as I’d like to say I’d be getting stuff to start streaming or getting a gambeson or something, I’m likely spending it on cat food and food for me.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Scotland

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Adnams Longshore Premium Vodka. I can make so many drinks with this, and it’s like $40 a bottle. Gimme it free.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Nobody is allowed without my permission. I’m not building a society, I’m creating a nature reserve/resort just for me and people I want to bring.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My computer

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My mom’s car getting totalled in like 2015

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Again, scotland

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

I just want my fuckin dog back tbh

34. What was your last dream about?

I don’t remember, but the last dream I remember was being a cop at a haunted house after hours and trying to avoid a mass murderer that was there and the people who ran the haunted house knew about the murderer and were quietly bringing him victims and I ended up getting killed.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

I am in fact a good

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

I’ve gone to the hospital for shit but never admitted as in like something major through the ER or anything.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

When I was like 5 or 6

38. What is the color of your socks?

White today, usually black

39. What type of music do you like?

A whole fuckin lot my dude

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunrise, but sunset is nice as well

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

strawberry

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

I don’t sports

43. Do you have any scars?

I have a few

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

HappyUhh, right now I want to finish getting my biotechnician certificate

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My work ethic

46. Are you reliable?

Usually

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Do we ever get our shit together and do work?

48. Do you hold grudges?

Ohohoh fuck yes I do. Usually not for long, but I have a good long term memory and I’m a petty bitch

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Hi yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOtter Humans?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I don’t even fucking know

51. Are you a good liar?

Not really, but I’m good at bullshitting

52. How long could you go without talking?

Not long tbh

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

For a little in high school I combed my hair opposite to the natural spiral of my hair despite my hair being long so I had the swoop but like a huge poof on one side of my head and almost none on the other

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

YEAH BOIII

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

I do an alright English accent. Confused a substitute from England to the point where he asked if I was an exchange student.

56. What do you like on your toast?

Cream cheese and honey

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

A character for GURPS

58. What would be you dream car?

Audi R8 Star of Lucis

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I sing in the shower a lot

60. Do you believe in aliens?

I’d be a fool not to. Do I believe in intelligent life beyond Earth that has come to Earth? That’s a maybe. Do I believe that it’s statistically impossible for life at all to be bound specifically to this shitrock? Yes.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Like once every two weeks in the local paper

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

I like W

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

FUCKING DRAGONS DUH

64. What do you think about babies?

I love babies, but they’re a pain in the ass. Cute though and I love kids and babies become kids.