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stumbling back to the safety of the castle (star trek fandom) covered in blood from the front lines (the wiki of any other fandom that doesn't separate on-screen canon from random shit that happened in a novel once)
#babylon 5 is on today's hit list but stargate is the worst offender#because the pages for beta works literally say 'episode' in the url#like they took the time to add (episode) to each url when it could just as easily have said (book) or (some fuckin short story#that was in print for 5 minutes in 2012)#i'm not going to throw stones at wookiepedia though that's its own deal#i am not smart enough to understand the tangled web of that canon and their entries are fifty thousand words long
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showing off the commission i got from @ruporas for my fic, In the Next Life!
i'm still so incredibly excited about this. it's been some months since the story event that caused these scars, but i wanted SO BADLY to be able to see what they'd actually Look like... & Here They Are.
ruporas rendered the scars So Well, i just cant stop Looking at them... there's a Fresh & a Healed version, which ruporas was kind enough to give me without additional charge (Thank U Again😭😭) so i get to see what it looks like at different stages.
Lichtenberg Figures. in terms of actual scarring, lightning strikes that people survive don't tend to leave permanent scars, but the lichtenberg figures that they (usually temporarily) leave behind are just So Cool... Now, what happens when you get someone who can survive an amount of electricity/lightning that would be Frankly Lethal to any normal human person?
This :]
#speculation nation#trigun#vash the stampede#vash#in the next life#itnl shit#itnl art#there's a certain amount of Suspension Of Disbelief surrounding this whole injury#do i think it's necessarily realistic? not really. but the fun thing about fiction (especially for a nonhuman character like vash) is#I Do What I Want.#and so i DID shoot him with (what shouldve been) a lethal amount of lightning and it DID leave him with (what wouldve been) 4th degree burn#but his healing ability is fucking insane so it really only put him out of commission for a week or so#functionally. he's still dealing with pain from it though (not that he's gonna admit That to anyone) but yeah#im so in love with how ruporas drew the scars overlapping. he mentioned he did research for it and MAN it really paid off#and. man. vash really does look Chewed the Fuck Up huh#ultimately tho just one more scar for the collection! it just happens to be.. the most extensive single scar lol#but he'll be fiiine he's totally fiiine (pay no attention to the world-weary look in his eyes)(he's totally fine guys everything is Fine)#alternate caption for this commission piece: Chewing on him Chewing on him Chewing on him#god ruporas's art is so fuckin good. best money ive ever spent
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I like to headcanon that Peri was a bit of a brat for those few years coming out of his toddler days. I mean, he's the first fairy born in thousands of years, making him an instant celebrity just for being born, AND we know how dotting Cosmo and Wanda are, fussing over him constantly, AND Timmy 1000% uses his wishes to treat his little bro to the best things life has to offer.
What kind of six-year-old growing up like that WOULDN'T think they're the best??
#fairly oddparents#poof cosma#give him an ego and a bratty streak omg#Peri dealing with Dev: god this is fuckin karma isn't it
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Every day I wake up thankful that the fandom as whole looked at the ‘Masters and Apprentices don’t even live together in apartments at the temple’ canon and collectively went ‘oh that’s smelly’ and ignored it. I have seen a lot of shitty fics out there, and normally I can ignore things, click exit and move on with my life, but you know what I cannot ignore and don’t think I’ve ever actually found a fic where it happens???? Padawans living on their own. Those are babies. Let them sit in the kitchen and learn how to cook bad food with master and get back rubs when they have the stomach flu. Fuck off with that ‘they all live alone’ bullshit It’s Not Real.
#living alone is literally so depressing and isolating#I actively don’t think anyone should ever live alone#I in fact highly encourage communes irl and in fics#fuckin miss me with that bullshit they having sleepovers deal with it#star wars#the Jedi#obi wan kenobi#clone wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano
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art by BAMBIRIP (1)
#bambirip#art#etsy#fat art#fat beauty#fat positivity#plus size positivity#plus size beauty#plus size art#normalize cellulite#absolute fuckin goddess#deal with it#forgive me for hating you for so many years#i am not my body. i am somebody#illustration
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Prompt 80
So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity.
But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work.
Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of.
What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore!
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#de aged danny#dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days#Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard#Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah#Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares#W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids???#Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa????#Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR#Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is#Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning#Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him#Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C#Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline
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Actually what the hell is going on with the sword in EoW. Because I'm getting either "Link's soul has become bound to the sword and his body is an empty husk being used as a vessel" or "This sword is so powerful / magic it shapes the wielder in its image, which is Link."
#fires posts#ramblings#eow#echoes of wisdom#leaning more toward soul separation but like knowing Nintendo it could be fuckin anything#wondering what the deal with it is though#whenever LoZ drops an Important Sword it's usually quite central to the plot
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Is it funnier if:
Shishido tunes in to the VTuber's broadcast knowing he'll fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first
Shishido is already a fan of the VTuber and tunes in as normal only to fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first
Shishido is the VTuber
SHISHIDO IS THE VTUBER
#snap chats#sorry i had frog soju#BUT NOOOOOO THTD BE MY FAVORITE RRGG PLOTTWIST#he slithered away from the fuckinnnn daidoji ??? think thats whaat theyre called..#he ran waay from em and decided to purus e a carreer as a vtuber NOOO YOU KOW WHAET VIDEO I THOUGHT OF#THE FUCKING ONE WHERE THE VTUBER HAD A SHIBA INU AVATAR#BUT THEY MOVED OUT OF CAPTURE FOCUS OR WHATEVER AND WAS EXPOSED AS JUST SOME GUY#the correct vtuber tieline. let shishido move Just out of frame enouhg to expose his ass#what do you MEAAAAAN its nt a catgirl...... just a big man........#its like a twelve step plan see he won in the fend#would also be funny if as a form of 'reformation' or whateve the daidoi just show him the fuckin livestream 😭😭#he isnt allowed o let loose that he tried to expose kiryu Not being dead first#He Has No Mouth And He Must Scream type of deal
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day 192
a break from artfight for some good news! i have finally scheduled a surgical consult to have my enemy (read: uterus) removed. this is a bit of a scarier prospect than my breast reduction was, but i think it will be an equally impactful quality of life improvement when all is said and done!!
anyway those of yall who have been here since the beginning may remember me posting through that whole process so i figure why stop now.
#day 192#year 5#it me#cw gore#cw blood#cw... anthropomorphic uterus?????#hysterectomy#anyway much like the tit surgery this is both gender affirming and ALSO fixing a health problem that has been gnawing at me for years#never been confirmed but we suspect i have pcos and the usual medication regimen for that hasnt been managing things very well#SO suffice it to say my periods are logistically and mentally extremely fucking difficult to manage#always have been but since my thyroid problems began about a decade ago they've become horrible AND unpredictable#frankly im fuckin sick of it and going on T for the 6 months i did gave me SUCH a nice break from it all#that as things have started back up it has been made EXTREMELY clear what a huge burden i have been dealing with this whole time#basically i dont want to go back on T right now im happy where im at. BUT. the thought of having to have periods like this#for like 20-30 more years is rapidly becoming un fucking bearable#SO. we yoink that thang asunder
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it's been a year of blondes, boobs, and one piece apparently
#art vs artist#art vs artist 2023#one piece#barbie movie#nimona#something about lemons#live action one piece#zosan#sanami#and my 10 year web comic anniversary#and getting fms#and getting my T dose raised#and moving across the country#and trying to get into and being broken by stupid media industry to the point of changing my whole ass career plan smh#((fuckin hell was that all this year is that why I'm this tired god))#but NO BIG DEAL LOOK AT BIG TIDDY SANJI INSTEAD (available in two whole gender varieties) ye ye ye ye ahahahahaha#guess who had too much one piece art to make up his mind and decided to collage it instead#(there was more this isn't even all of the *renders* let alone the sketchy comics)
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something i’m just realizing about the “dick is damian’s parent” fics is that they often point out that after bruce came back, dick left for bludhaven immediately. but i just realized that’s not quite true.
bruce came back, and there were briefly two batmans (batmen?) at the same time. and then bruce left the country to go set up batman inc, for some weird reason, and dick stayed as batman to resolve some final issues. so yeah dick and damian kept being batman and robin for a good bit of time after bruce returned. do with that information what you will
#dick is damian’s parent is my favorite fic trope at the moment lol#i love how he fuckin hates dealing with this kid but also loves him like he’s his own son#and damian starts idolizing dick; his mentor his hero his caregiver; while also being a little shit (but less genuinely aggressive abt it)#every batfamily relationship is so complicated and great#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#mine#my favorite dick scene with him is in nightwing when damian calls#and dick is like fuckkkkk i don’t wanna pick up bc then i’ll have to TALK to him 😩😩😩#and my favorite damian interaction is when dick is showing him a birds nest while they’re on the tallest building in gotham#and damian goes ‘wowwww this is SO interesting i can’t wait to tweet about it’#they’re both so insufferable lmao i love them
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the son becomes his father or something
#my art#earth-101#dc au#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#batfamily#dc comics#dick: ill never be batman i dont want to ever be batman#bruce: fuckin Dies - damian: arrives in gotham - jason: comes back from the dead and takes over crime in gotham as red hood#dick: well Fuck guess i gotta be batman now :/#saw a thread the other day that was like. presenting a case for dick being the most interesting successor for bruce and i was like#nodding along the entire time and REALLY liked the angle of him realising what its like to be batman through Being Batman#and also i love the idea of all the shit bruce left behind (whether he knew about it or not) haunting dick at every turn#trying not to be defined by what batman was while also trying to define what batman could be while also dealing with what batman Did#bro is suffering a lil bit#also ya im doing villain red hood on e101 i like the sound of that era a lot and still gotta read some pre-n52 stuff to Get It but. yaa
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hiiii u summoned me :3
have u been listening to suckening? if so maybe a silly doodle of ur fav character? persnaps? if not then maybe just one of ur fav pcs in general :D love the art as always <33
havent kept up w suckening since ep 3 help mee😍
#my art#other than my babyboy Soda Jrwi i dont really have a fav pc lol#WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT SODA IS NOT A PC.. FUCK. lmao#fuckin oopies#my bad..#i love the pcs when theyre all together like a package deal :]#thank you for the request wren!!! if no one got me i know my beloved tumblr mutual ghosticereal got me!!!!! <3#also tysm for the compliment aaaaaaaa <33#my asks#jrwi#jrwiblr#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi soda#jrwi the suckening#just roll with it#jrwi podcast
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#more snootiferous angle under the cut‚ obviously#copperajah#me when body slam heavy press whatever all the moves are that deal more damage the more the pokémon weighs#grass knot? idk it's a steel-type that's not gonna do much#nothing does much. it's a fuckin steel type#remember back when steel resisted dark and ghost‚ too? dark times#haha. get it. dark times. 'cause.
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last night, i met malleus once upon a...dream...?
oh yeah they were in it too
#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#...um#so#my dreams are a little strange yeah#most atmospheric thing i've ever drawn and it's#malleus in another fuckin shitpost#i don't really know why silver's hair being sentient was such a big deal#i guess it wasn't since i woke up immediately after learning that fact#but i mean??#i've been sick for a week#yeah that must be it#malleus draconia#silver#twst silver#silver twisted wonderland#thihasomnia#thihart
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TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???
#am i ignoring the fact that fox et al purposefully stifled the queer love story we all knew was happening? yes i cannot deal with that rn#SO SUCK MY DICK WE TOLD YALL IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY#AND NOW HERE IS OLIVER HIMSELF LIKE YEAH HEY THAT WAS KINDA FUCKIN GAY THERES A QUEER ELEMENT TO HOW IVE BEEN PLAYING BUCK RYAN IS A#BEAUTIFUL MAN HIS JEALUSY WAS HIM NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW HE FELT IM RRADY TO CHEW CARPET#buddie#i love being right always
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