#fuckass bob version

[pinep-ne]

[rivilu]

The great thing about this game is it's really helping me get over my chronic fear of dying in games, the not very great thing about this game is that when I dont know when the next save point is, i devolve into a feral animal

[ventique18]

OH MU GOD SAVANACLAW ROOK?!!!?!?!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT WBY DID HE CHANGE HIS HAIRSTYLE TO THAT FUCKASS BOB CUT!!!

This Rook alter is related to Book 7's continuation early next month! Omfg! Are they gonna give everyone dream version SSRs 👀

And it's looking like this isn't the final Book 7 chapter since the SSR isn't a Diasomnia member, but Rook of all people? YES!!

ALSO!!

MALLETSUM WE WON!!! FINALLY A MALLEUS SSR!!!!!! TSUM MALLEUS MY GEMS ARE FOR YOU KING 👑

SSR Vil

SSR Idia

SSR Malleus

SR Trey

SR Ruggie

SR Silver

R Ace

R Jamil

[star-girl69]

“FUCK THE OTHER KIDS I ONLY CARE ABOUT OURS”

Danny better be included in that context. I want to see the two interact with one another. I feel like they would get along and just be little Clarisse’s around camp terrorizing everyone. And Clarisse is standing in the side being a proud mama 😂😊

WE’RE SO BACK

danny and ivy are about the same age in my little version of a canon universe so they would call themselves twins. i never really defined either of the features i don’t think but for me personally i think of ivy as this feisty little blonde with a fuckass bob she pulls off SO well, constantly wearing pink and flowers just to turn around and destroy someone

and then danny i imagine him to be like a young josh hutcherson (bridge to terabithia era, maybe a bit younger) except w more prominent freckles and a bit darker hair

so anyways.

they don’t look alike at all so that’s what is so fucking hilarious about it but they’re like “we’re twins!!! best friends!!! brother and sister!!!”

that’s genuinely how they introduce themselves to everyone and then everyone is like???

also percy is so fucking terrified good god hes losing his shit THERES THREE OF THEM NOW????? he’s like “we need to BAN clarisse and y/n from adopting more children”

(as if clarisse would listen to percy 🙄🙄🙄)

so basically danny and ivy would be attached at the hip. like they have twin telepathy fr and ut pisses everyone off

when they’re separated (god forbid you’re split up onto different teams) (they’re not afraid to kick and scream and cry) (chiron would PERSONALLY make sure they are not split up again bc genuinely just no one wants to deal w them SCREECHING)

ivy is a daddy’s girl (aka clarisse)

danny is a mama’s boy (aka y/n)

danny and ivy are kinda like the polar opposites of each other i mean don’t get me wrong is danny absolutely lethal with a weapon? yes obviously and he tries so hard to be like his half-siblings and love battle and war and all that stuff but he just doesn’t get the same joy out of it

clarisse doesn’t really care, she comforts danny as best as she can and tells him he doesn’t have to love it as long as he can protect himself so she has some piece of mind, she’s kinda confused as to why danny’s is technically ares’ kid but also like that’s her kid…. so she really don’t care

besides clarisse has someone else to impass all her wisdom onto

the hurricane that is ivy.

she definitely wasn’t born with that natural effortlessness that danny and clarisse have, but she works 10x as hard and absolutely loves the feeling of a sword in her hand she has the PASSION and that is much more important than natural ability tbh

anyways. every once in a while y’all will have sleepovers and you barely fit it’s hilarious… pretending that camp counselors once again have a room at the back with a slightly bigger bed

clarisse is in the middle, you’re on one side, danny on the other, and ivy is fully spread out sideways on top of y’all

ivy and danny are just walking around camp like they own it bc they do, clarisse is scary and will get them whatever they want bc the twins will flash puppy eyes at you who will then flash puppy eyes at clarisse and then she’s helpless 🤷‍♀️

anyways. that’s all i got for now love y’all love this little family 😘🫶

[yearnerspermit]

I’m so looking forward to the scenes we revisit if for no other reason than Sam’s longer hair seems to imply that part Louis' retelling of everything to distance himself from his own feelings for Lestat included picturing him with this fuckass little bob

Alternatively the possibility of Armand influencing memories in any way, kind of like the little telenovela fanfic version of his story, and he tinkers in Louis’ memory just to be like and his hair wasn’t even that great

[theiliad]

My hair is maybe an inch or two away from the length I need to cut it into a passable chin length bob and I do kind of miss the bob but at the same time. Growing it out doesn't feel right. It feels like trying to get back to a version of myself that doesn't exist. And also I think I might just be too masc for a fuckass bob now. But maybe that's just because I'm in the awkward phase.

[rmbunnie]

Mullet Nightwing this Buzzcut Ric that blah blah from now on any time I reference Nightwing in any way it’s the version of him from Young Justice 1998 with this fuckass bob

[n0sewise]

I just think that in a nenless modern setting leorio would meet kurapika and for like the first few months only ever see him in exquisitely tailored suits with his fuckass bob and he'd decide that yeah, i'm into that, and he would go on with his life because he's just a bi doctor doing his best

and then eventually they'd hang out and he'd get to see drowned rat kurapika after zero hours of sleep with greasy roots and an oversized hoodie with stained pj pants, and he's horrified because oh god, he finds This version of him unspeakably attractive too

maybe one day their bickering turns into making out and then into dating and leorio has a table at a Very Nice restaurant and he's applied more cologne than he needs and he's ready, he's prepared, he's gonna ask kurapika to be his boyfriend and it will be so suave and cool and killua definitely won't make fun of him for it after, and then he sees kurapika and he's in his Nice Clothes which aren't a suit at all, they're his traditional kurta pieces for a special occasion, and leorio immediately chokes on his wine because he wasn't prepared for This version of kurapika with smiling eyes and golden thread embroidering his collar and the very cool speech he'd prepared about why they should stop fucking around and just be together goes right out the window, but kurapika understands the sentiment and agrees

killua will make fun of him for it anyway.

[put-me-out-of-my-destiny]

Tried to imagine an inverted-morality AU and I cannot take it seriously. The good guy team consists of a white boy who owns a katana, creepy scholar with a clownsona, an evil sorcerer billionaire, a disney prince with a fuckass bob, Agnus™, and the pope. It's like the Avengers but every member is as conceptually unlikeable as Tony Stark.

Except Agnus, maybe. A not-evil version of Agnus could get it.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Alastor’s hair is like Dick van dyke’s accent for bert in Mary poppins. It’s objectively awful, but like memorably awful, to the point where it’s almost integral to his character where it’s hard to imagine him without it.

Like when they did the Mary poppins sequel sixty whatever years later and had Lin Manuel Miranda play Bert 2.0 they also had him do a shifty cockney accent that wasn’t actually shitty because they had to make it intentionally shitty because they need to live up to the original shitty accent.

like imagine if they did a Hazbin live action remake for some godforsaken reason and they have to make the wig (oh who am I kidding they’ll just CGI it in) shitty on purpose or else people will complain.

and because this is also the worst timeline, James Cordon is playing Alastor.

you know what fuck you (james cordens your alastor)

A Hazbin Live Action would be a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA for the following reasons

• The FuckAss Bob

• Husk would look like he just stepped off the set of Broadway's Cats - or worse, the film version

• Follow up: A lot of the show's charm comes from the out-there character design which just Would Not Work IRL. Like!! Sir Pentious with a CGI tail comped onto a human body? FUCK NOOOOOO

• Live action remakes (at least in my experience of them) have a DIRE track record for sucking the life and soul out of the source material

The only time I would accept it is if it was a series of vignette style mini episodes about the Sinner characters while they were alive (fuck, that would actually be so cool)

[henrysglock]

Who in TFS would like Kdramas and who in the regular show would like Kdramas

OOOOH okay maybe i'm biased but I think both Henry, Patty, and Brenner would like kdramas but for entirely different reasons.

Henry, every version of him, is in a puddle in agony over the characters. Patty is giving each show an absolutely scathing critique, either on plot or on characters, and Henry sits there listening to her like yes queen. Go off. Get their asses, you're so right. We stan tumblr user ms-mystery.

Brenner is coming up with Thee fucking insane weirdo theories of all time. He and Henry are mutuals online, and he somehow manages to get Henry wrapped up in all the theories. None of Brenner's coworkers know he has a tumblr, and when asked, none of them would ever imagine he would. He only got one because he heard Henry mention it in passing. I cannot emphasize this enough: Brenner's fuckass posts make him a tumblr legend.

I think Bob would watch them with Patty, but he's not particularly invested. Victor would pop his head in to see what Henry's watching, and then leave him to his own devices to go read in the study.

TFS ALAN MUNSON IS A DIEHARD KDRAMA FAN. BUT HE'S THE OBNOXIOUS KIND.

TFS Ted Wheeler is asked if he likes kdramas, and he says "oh that taylor swift song goes hard" (he's referring to Karma).

On screen? Erica. She won't admit it, but she has "[her] shows" that she watches. Dustin knows the lore, and he is entirely unafraid to get into online arguments about it. He and Erica both Know they other watches kdramas. They talked about it once, and then never again...but they Know. They both have side-twitters dedicated to it.

Max is a begrudging watcher; El fell in love with kdramas, and now they watch together. It's a love language. Robin has convinced Steve to watch at least one show with her.

Karen loves the romance-heavy kdramas. Joyce doesn't have time or interest. Hopper sometimes indulges El and watches with her.

Lucas and Will aren't into it. Not haters, just not into it.

Mike, however. Mike has Opinions. He's watched some with El when they're dating, and while he won't dare step foot on kdramatwt...he HAS been known to rant about it while El watches in "let me put him under a microscope"-type fascination. Important: Karen does not know about this, or she'd be asking him to watch with her weekly.

Scott Clarke doesn't watch, but he's well-versed in the lore just from listening to students and looking up shows/phrases to figure out what the fuck they're talking about. He would whip out the most obscure lore readily.

[evitamylove]

Cove, MK1 Edition

Announcer comment ideas:

Kung Lao:

-"Yeah, still my favorite."

-"Hi pretty boy."

-"The one....for me~"

-"Calling you a petname would give you too much of an ego boost."

-"Hung Lao."

-"You don't remember." (sad tone)

-"In every reality." (said very softly)

-"I really did miss you."

-"Hi, love."

-"My Chosen One.''

Raiden:

-"Still don't know how to feel about you."

-"Kidd Thunder!"

-"I'm loyal to Kung Lao, I swear." (if hes wearing cosmetics with tattoos.)

-"Okay, I'm warming up to you."

-"I'd let him electrocute me to death." (only in specific cosmetics)

-"You don't remember either."

-"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Liu Kang:

-"Can I be the dragon?"

-"Woof."

-"I miss our Raiden."

-"Where the hell did you put Fujin?"

-"You're cute sometimes."

-"Your fanfiction is the worst."

-"God of Massive Doofuses."

-"Look at this dork."

-"I miss your fuckass bob."

-"Glow up."

-"Daddy."

-"One day..."

-"Bruce Lee."

-"Wa-chaaww!!"

-"The white hair looked better."

-"I can take him, just not in a fight."

Johnny:

-"He's hot as shit."

-"I'd be front row at a concert tryna get his towel."

-"He's hot when he isn't talking."

-"Jean van goddamn."

-"Never change, sweetheart."

-*"Ripleeyyy!"*

-"At least you age well."

Sub-Zero:

-"What a noob."

-"Daddy issues."

-"Why are you so goddamn mean?"

-"Bi-Handsome."

-"Why are your biceps the size of my head?"

-"Wish the mask was a gag."

Scorpion:

-"Hey, hot stuff."

-"Burnin' up~"

-"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

-"I'd lick the mask."

-"Both at the same time."

-"Get over here! No please, cmere."

Smoke:

-"You are actually the perfect man."

-"Nobody's allowed to be mean to you."

-"Beat the shit out of them."

-"Hi sweetheart~"

-"The actual favorite. Sorry Kung Lao."

-"You did Madame Bo dirty."

-"Nerd."

Kenshi:

-"Love at first sight."

-"I wanna see the rest of the tattoos."

-"How far do your tattoos go down?"

-"Pretty as fuck."

-"Yowza."

-"My type."

-"Yaku-zaddy."

Baraka:

-"Mommy's other favorite!"

-"I'd lick the blood off his teeth."

-"You didn't hear that."

-"Deserved better."

Kitana:

-"I love you."

-"Hot."

-"I would thank her for beating the shit out of me."

Sindel:

-"Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry."

-"I have such bad mommy issues."

-"How come her evil version gets to play with Raiden and I don't?"

Mileena:

-"Literal perfection in Edenian form."

-"I'm in love with you."

-"Empress Mileena~"

-"Gordon Ramsey."

-"Final Fantasy X."

-"Before I die I'm tryna f-"

Nitara:

-"You look like Megan Fox."

-"Jennifer's body bag."

-"Twilight, gore edition."

-"C-Bat."

-"The Little Vampire."

-"She'd be a terrible babysitter."

-"Hey Selene."

-"The vampire movie jokes are getting old."

-"Dead but pretty."

Reptile:

-"I can only manage unholy comments about you."

-"What that tongue do?"

-"The best glow up by far."

-"Both forms."

-"Lizard form can get it."

-"Syzoth."

Ashrah:

-"Do you need a dog? *actually barks*"

-"Twilight Princess."

-"So jealous of both you and Syzoth."

Sonya Blade:

-"Mommy's back."

-"God I missed you."

-"Beat their ass, Blade."

Sektor:

-"The ketchup and mustard joke is funny."

-"Nuts."

Cyrax:

-"Bolts."

-"I'm into robots too."

-"Bot locs go hard."

Khameleon:

-"Like me!"

-"We could be siblings."

-"I can't flirt with you after saying we'd be siblings."

-"F.A.B." (spelled out, means fuck ass bob)

-"Gender? Never knew her."

Stryker:

-"Really?"

-"*makes pig noises*"

-"Love a man in uniform."

-"No idea who this was initially."

Shao Kahn:

-"Yeah. I could climb it."

-"He can get it."

-"Pretty bitch says what?"

-"My type."

-"Big."

-"Now that's a man that could ride."

-"Yeah.......*yeah"* (said in a very blatantly horny tone)

-"Kotal looked cooler."

-"Horny!"

-"Hey handlebars~"

Shang Tsung:

-"Bundle of sticks!"

-"You're so lucky you're drop dead gorgeous."

-"Redemption arc."

-"The bitch."

-"Toxic by Britney Spears."

-"He's back?"

-"No."

-"Okay maybe-"

-"Asshole says what?"

-"Mortal Kombaaatttt dodododododo-"

Havik:

-"I'm into it."

-"Final Destination."

-"He's the coolest Kombatant."

-"Khaos incarnate."

-"Resident Evil."

Motaro:

-"I'm a Sagittarius!"

-"Oh he's not a centaur?"

-"What are you?"

-"Liu Kang was so right to bring you back."

-"Fuck with the bull, get the horns."

Shujinko:

-"Deadass thought you were Shang Tsung."

-"No seriously are you and Shang Tsung related?"

-"Shu-plinko?"

-"Pachinko."

-"Shu-what? Who are you?"

Geras:

-"Yes!"

-"The literal best."

-"Dad AND daddy vibes."

-"The coolest."

-"Guardian of Time."

-"Timestopper."

Li Mei:

-"I had no clue who you were at first."

-"One and done."

-"Li Mei I take your hand in marriage?"

-"She deserved better."

Tanya:

-"You and Mileena are perfect."

-"Wife material."

-"So happy you're back."

Quan Chi:

-"Another redemption arc?"

-"I still don't forgive you."

-"Quan Chi-huahua."

Ermac:

-"I'm so fucking glad you're back."

-"JERROD?!"

-"We are Legion."

-"We are many, you are one." (said in a mocking tone)

Jax Briggs:

-"Nice."

-"The best."

-"Only you, Jax."

-"Captain~"

Frost:

-"Ooohhh that's chilly!"

-"Titsicles."

-"Ice to see you."

-"Let it go."

Homelander:

-"Why are you here?"

-"Okay, you're kinda cool."

Omniman: (she can't stand him)

-"Omni-boy."

-"God, you're annoying."

-"Invincible, yeah right."

-"D'vorah's cooler."

-"Kal-el."

-"Clark Kent."

-"I bet people make edits of you beating the shit of me cause I like to insult you."

Reiko:

-"Reiko's Island."

-"Who're you again?"

-"Dork."

-"Shao's lapdog."

Cove:

-"Hey that's me!"

-"You coulda just played Shang Tsung or Shujinko."

-"Best choice."

-"I'm hotter than you."

-"You picked THAT outfit?"

-"The coolest bitch here."

-"Candle Cove."

-"No, not Pirate's Cove."

-"Please pick Kung Lao for the Kameo."

-"Changeling."

-"Fae fire fantasy."

-"I can steal your name AND your face."

-"Cooler than Shang Tsung."

-"Big balls!"

-"Bigger tits."

[bitchatcloudtower]

Your opinion about Darcy's shorter hair? I saw a lot of people being sad that it's not as long as it used to be anymore.

Read this and thought they had somehow given her a fuckass bob and I hadn’t noticed. Had to rewatch to even see that it was shorter.

All of the long haired characters in this version have significantly shorter hair than they did in the original (Icy and Stella were the ones that came to mind) and while I miss the drama of it, their hair is still fairly long so it’s whatever. I’m not at all a creative but I imagine it’s because super long hair is a nightmare to render in this animation style.

[finalgirlwillbyers]

brief intro

hiii, i'm doozy. this is mainly a Stranger Things blog with other media mixed in.

please be aware that:

i’m a hater because i am a lover.

this is a side blog (follow this one). my main is doozzyy (i follow you from there).

if you want to know my opinion, please ask! i'm slow to respond 'cause i am a person with a full-time job and other priorities.

(master list of anon responses below or search "hello it's me")

Will Byers

1. Will Byers and Vecna: A Discussion on Free Will, Determinism, and The Nature of Evil in S5 - updated link!

2. An Analysis of A Wrinkle in Time and It’s Coming of Age Themes + Spacetime Travel - updated link!

3. Will Byers: A Gay Stereotype? - updated link!

4. The Wonder Twins: Do They Deserve the Title? - updated link!

5. The Byers Family: A Look into Joyce's Flawed Parenting and Jonathan's Parentification - updated link!

6. A Reminder About Will's S5 Arc + Characterization - updated link!

7. A Note about Will's Centrality in the Narrative + the Ship - updated link!

8. Why Are You Saying Will Being GNC Doesn't Make Him A Hero? - Tags version (only me HERE) and a beautiful follow-up by @/punkwillbyers (HERE) - updated link!

9. Will's Gotta Earn the Title of 'Cunt' - updated link!

10. An Exploration of Villain Will and Why Some Say it's Cliché - updated link!

11. The Byers and the Wheelers: Let's Not Do Trauma Olympics - updated link!

12. Buffer Byers 101: That's Not Will - updated link!

13. Why Bylrs are Resistant to GNC Will - updated link!

14. What Stranger Things VR Reiterates About Will - updated link!

15. Response to the Byler Stats Post: Will Still Has Important Growth Set Aside for S5 - updated link!

16. Will's Music Taste Headcanons (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

17. Will's S5 Romantic Interest (Part 1, Part 2)

18. If You Take One Thing Away About GNC Will Byers, Let It Be This

Dustin Henderson

1. Dustin’s Relationship with Mike, Eddie, and Steve + S5 Arc Predictions - updated link!

2. "Me Thinks the Dusty bun Doth Protest Too Much": A Discussion on Dustin, Loneliness, and Defense Mechanisms - updated link!

3. Dustin: The Duffers' Favorite Party Member - updated link!

4. Nerds Do You Copy? Dustin Exists! - updated link!

5. Prediction About Dustin's S5 Arc and How it Relates to Eddie - updated link!

6. A Discussion on Dustin's S5 Arc Prediction and How Grief Manifests on ST - updated link!

Max Mayfield

1. Max isn't Mike - updated link!

2. Max and Dustin: Why They're the Best Written Party Members and Why the Others Fall Short - updated link!

3. The Tragedy vs. The Message: The Conundrum of a Permanent Max Death - updated link!

Lucas Sinclair

1. The Ultimate Athlete: Jason Carver and Lucas Sinclair + a debate on the canonicity of Lucas on the Line - updated link!

2. Racism in the Writers Room: A Brief Discussion on Racist Writing for Lucas and Argyle - updated link!

3. Lucas and Erica: the Healthiest Sibling Dynamic - updated link!

4. Your Double Standards are Showing: The By!er Tag, Racist Writing, and Virtue Signaling - updated link!

5. E!umax: Lucas is a Token and a Tool - updated link!

6. Lucas's Novel Used as Fodder for Shipping Wars - updated link!

7. Pointing Out Racism Isn't Virtue Signaling - updated link!

Mike Wheeler

1. Why Mike Being Targeted/Kidnapped By Vecna Theory Doesn’t Work (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3) - updated link!

2. Mike’s Role as Leader in S5 and How People Are Missing the Point  - updated link!

3. Fanon!Mike Co-opting Other Characters' Arcs: Do Some of Ya'll Even Like Canon!Mike? - updated link!

4. A Case Study on Fanon v. Canon: Babygirl!Mike (feat. Buff!Byers) - updated link!

5. Mikestan's Crucifixion of Mike Wheeler - updated link!

6. Mike Never Apologized to Will in S3 - updated link!

7. Fanon Brain Over Mike's S5 Haircut - updated link!

8. Mike's Fuckass Bob Copy-Pasta - updated link!

9. Ugly Mike Doesn't Exist - updated link!

El Hopper

1. El Fatigue and Screen Time - updated link!

2. (Un)Popular Opinion: El Fatigue is Real - updated link!

Rockie

1. What Went Wrong and What Can We Expect from Robin and Vickie in S5 - updated link!

Stranger Things: The First Shadow

1. The Confessional: Vecna's Curse - updated link!

2. David's Thoughts On The Play - updated link!

Random Posts (many more in my #hello it's me)

1. How Does Stranger Things 3 Suck: A Non-Exhaustive List - updated link!

2. It's Bullshit - updated link!

4. Don't Forget ST Filmed in a Holocaust Prison - updated link!

5. My Memorialized Tags From a Post About the 'Marvelification' (Commercialization) of Stranger Things - updated link!

6. Argyle is The Reason The Cali Crew Are Alive - updated link!

7. Bylr Stats 101 - updated link!

8. Bylr Kiss Prediction - updated link!

9. Bylr is a Plot Twist - updated link!

10. The Secret Message - updated link!

11. Mike's Suffering Meme (thanks for your help, @/deadgirlwillbyers) - updated link!

12. Offer S5 Will A Cigarette - updated link!

13. The Purpose of The Painting - updated link!

14. RE: Noah. Don't Spread Defamatory Lies About People You Don't Like - updated link!

15. Anxiety Over S5 Will and Mike Characterization Aligning With Fanon - updated link!

16. Role Reversal - old post, finally linked!

Come back soon!

Updated: 3/2/25

[kazzastark]

I need my mutual on tiktok to post their oc with a fuckass Bob so I can draw my oc with a fuckass Bob and have them cut each other's hair to an even worse version of a fuckass bob