#fuckablerobotbracket

[fuckablerobotbracket]

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

*clanking pots and pans* New bracket! I'm running a new bracket! Submit entries to the new bracket here!

Is your character:

Real?

Organic?

Capable of fitting through a doorway?

From a text-, video-, toy-, or musical-based medium?

If you answered "No" to all four questions, then your character may be eligible for the Best Fiction Podcast AI Bracket coming soon* to sexiestpodcastcharacter.tumblr.com!

There will be preliminaries for any podcast with more than two AIs submitted! Plus any other adjustments necessary** for us to start with a nice even power of two.

*By "soon" I mean May because I'm supposed to be getting ready for a trip now, going on said trip at the beginning of April, and working overtime at the end of April. But we will see where my self-control takes me.

**Usually characters that are from primarily video streaming mediums, such as Critical Role or Dimension 20, are not allowed in my brackets, but if it will make the number of submissions a natural power of two I may allow them, just this once.

No pressure to reblog, but these tournaments inspired this one! @tournament-announcer (okay this one isn't a tournament), @cpu-gpu-smackdown, @killerrobot-killingmatch, @mattapparentlystumbltourneys, @sapient-locations-bracket, @the-robot-bracket, @best-bot-tournament-2023, @roboswagbracket, @robo-swag, @robot-swag-competition, @fuckablerobotbracket, and honestly probably some other ones. What can I say? I love robots!***

***Robots that are more likely to be classified as "robots" than "AI", such as my beloveds AuDy, Thisbe, LEO(h), and even precious Boots who can probably not fit through doorways, are not currently eligible.

Generative AI fans and advocates do not interact! This poll is for fictional characters written and performed with intent only!

[myths-tournaments]

WELCOME TO THE FOUND FAMILY FIGHT

Where families of choice from all across the internet ruthlessly compete to find out who is the most family of them all

RULES

Fictional found families only

You can submit as many families as you like, but you can only submit each family once

Propaganda is encouraged :)

On that note, though, do not drag other competitors down to make yours seem better. Be nice to each other, and don't be an asshole

This is meant to be a fun, silly little tournament, and if people start getting too heated about it, whichever competitor they're rooting for WILL be disqualified

Submit HERE. Submissions anywhere other than this google form will be ignored (submissions will close whenever I feel like I have enough)

This was inspired by these tournaments, go check them out! :) @they-are-so-gender @bangerbattlethemes @topdisease @fuckablerobotbracket @dragon-tournament @scp-tournment @ultimatemessywomantournament @rock-swag-tournament @officialweezerelections @babygirl-beatdown @blorbopoll

(and tagging @tournamentdirectory for visibility)

[tummy-troubles-tourney]

The Tummy Troubles Tournament Bracket!

Standing in solidarity with my fellow tummy trouble tumblrinas, I thought it would be fun to create a poll to find us A Champion. The ultimate poster-child of blorbo bowel distress, if you will.

Representation for all your nervous shitters, IBS babes, The Perpetually Nauseous (shoutout to the motion sickness sisters), & lactose intolerant blorbos alike, submit those gastrointestinal gurlies here and let the games begin!

I'm a first time poll runner, so your patience is appreciated. 😊

THINGS TO KNOW:

- You can submit more than one character, but do not send multiple submissions for the same character.

- I will only count submissions sent through the Google form, so don't send them through asks/messages/etc.

- The form Does Not collect emails, but it will require you to be signed in so you can upload a picture of your blorbo.

- No real people please! Only fictional characters. 🙂

- Their tummy troubles can be canon OR your own headcanon, but I'd like you to explain your reasoning.

- Poll propaganda is encouraged--just keep things civil.

- This bracket is NOT in ANY WAY meant to be NSFW/fetish-y, so please don't be weird. I'm an actual person with shitty (pun intended) gastrointestinal problems, and our society just seems to have a lot of stigma surrounding casual discussion of GI health, so I'm trying to keep things lighthearted and offer a place for others with similar struggles to bond over characters we may see as relatable. Let's all chill and have a good time!

- Don't be an asshole if your blorbo doesn't win! Remember this is all just for funsies and very non-serious.

~ SUBMISSIONS OPEN UNTIL 04/30 (though I might extend the deadline depending on how many submissions are received) ~

Inspirations under the cut:

@beefy-babe-showdown

@ultimate-poll-tournament

@transgenderautisticbracket

@fuckable-old-man-battle

@jewish-ship-showdown

@bisexual-protagonist-competiton

@mosthomoeroticenemies

@autismswagsummit

@fuckablerobotbracket

@camebackwrong-tournament

@epicdivorcemantournament

@mfshipbracket

@bluehairandpronouns-tournament

[kidlit-queen-competition]

Welcome to the Science Lesbian Swag tournament!

Who out there has the most science swag, lesbian swag, and the most swag at the science/lesbian intercept? This bracket is here to find out! If you're unfamiliar with the concept, see the original post. Inspired by other polls like @topdisease @vs-coughing-baby, @sharp-teeth-swag, @autisticgirliesbracket, @sapphiccharacterstournament and @fuckablerobotbracket. This blog used to be fictional-train-fight! if you're looking for those posts, check the masterpost.

RULES:

No real people please

polls will last a week, qualifiers (if there are any) will last one day

One submission per character per person!

if lots of characters from one piece of media are submitted I'll hold qualifier polls

Canonical scientists/engineers/mad scientists only

widely-headcanoned lesbians (like Ms Frizzle), other wlw, and characters that just do absolute numbers with the girlies (like Evelyn Deavor) will still be considered!

You don't have to be a mad scientist to get into the bracket, but I'm pretty sure it helps!

I might use submissions as propaganda/post material before the bracket starts, just to keep things interesting- bear this in mind when submitting!

Terfs explode and die challenge

Everyone have fun!

Bracket:

Matchups under the cut:

Cosmia from Orphan Black vs Aura Blackquill from Ace Attorney

Honoka Yukishiro from Futari wa Pretty Cure vs vs Dr Macmillian from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Croix Meridies from Little Witch Academia vs Marina Ida from Splatoon

Silence from Arknights vs Ellie Sattler from Jurrassic park

Olivia Octavius from spiderverse vs Setsuna Meiou from Sailor Moon

Bonnibel Bubblegum from Adventure Time vs Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb

Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney vs GLaDOS from Portal

Valerie Frizzle from the Magic School Bus vs Ema Skye from Ace Attorney

[clash-of-the-wizards]

WELCOME TO THE CLASH OF THE WIZARDS!

As you can tell, this has very much so been inspired by similar competitions across tumblr. For me personally, this has been particularly inspired by @mad-scientist-showdown , @lawyerbloodbath , @fuckablerobotbracket , and @bestestduoduel (if you aren't already following these brackets, you so should!!!)

Hi, I'm mod Hermann (they/them, please :)), and I'll be your one and only mod and host! In this bracket, we'll be pitting 16 to 32 (depends on how many nominations I get!) wizards, witches, and magic users together, and voting to decide who is the greatest! Who's the most wizened, who's the most powerful, who's... uhm, the hottest? That's all for you to decide!

GUIDELINES:

I will not take submissions of real-life magicians, as this is not real, reality-bending magic, it's misdirection. So, sorry Houdini, and sorry Penn and Teller, you're out of this one!

You can submit anyone from any fandom! Just as long as they wield magic and partake in the silliest of sorcery!

Please don't come back and repeatedly nominate the same wizard. I would like some diversity! However, you can come back and nominate NUMEROUS wizards!

Lastly, have fun! This is all for sillies, don't take it too seriously!

If there's a tie that needs to be broken, I'll have you guys (my audience) vote to break it!

Got any questions about the polls or about me? My ask box is open, and I'll try and answer everything! Something about the comp inspires you to make art? I think you so should! I just ask you either drop it in my inbox or you tag me in the post!

UPDATE On the grounds of our current submission rates, I will be closing the nomination form on MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27, AT 6:30 AM EST. Apologies for the inconvenience! The first poll will open on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, AT 6:30 AM EST

THINK YOU GOT IT? GOOD! NOW..... GO NOMINATE SOME WIZARDS!!!!

[hottestnonhumantournament]

Welcome to the Hottest Nonhuman Tournament!

Welcome to all monsterfuckers and monsterlovers and everyone related and in-between! Yet another tournament, especially inspired by @fuckablerobotbracket, where we will get to see all your favorite hot nonhumans battle it out to see who the masses find the most attractive!

Any type of nonhuman characters are welcome! Demons, vampires, beastmen, were-creatures, hell even submit your favorite anime catboy if you want! But there are a few rules

-They must be sentient/have human-level intelligence (basically just no animals, no P/okemon)

-Must be an adult (or be able to be reasonably assumed to be one if they don't have a canon age)

-Absolutely no characters that appear like children but are "technically adults" (for instance a vampire character that is technically 100-years-old but they were turned when they were 10 or one of those characters that just looks like a child but is actually 1000+)

-And as usual for these things, please don't submit the same character yourself multiple times! But feel free to submit as many different characters as you want!

No set date for when submissions will end yet since I'm not sure if this will really take off or not

Submissions open!

I also don't have a set number I'll be Including yet (and I do have a few I'm automatically planning to include regardless but I will keep them secret for now)

Looking forward to seeing your nominations!

[spaciebabie]

Wildly important we get this out to the wider Springtrap enjoyer community

https://www.tumblr.com/fuckablerobotbracket/713978594891907072/fuckable-robot-bracket-2ar-springtrap-five

NO I CANT ELIEVE I MISSED THIS FUCK AND HE LOST TOO

[adulthooliganism]

just so everyone knows YES i know about @/fuckablerobotbracket and i encourage you to all go vote on the polls

[tournamentdirectory]

Who's the most fuckable robot? @fuckablerobotbracket tries to find out.

[cenfitto]

my only goal is to get viktor and ramattra to win their brackets in @/fuckablerobotbracket so they can kill each other head-to-head

[fuckablerobotbracket]

[spicedrobot]

Here is a very relevant example of the fuckable robot bracket

tumblr(.)com(/)fuckablerobotbracket()/713977073454235648(/)fuckable-robot-bracket-2ar-zenyatta-overwatch

Haha, thank you! These are all so fun!! ❤️❤️

[gamebird]

@fuckablerobotbracket This.

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