#fuck you mod of the ask postcrash curly blog

[tulparstinymechanic]

Um... Swansea, did your condition change in any way?.. Are you alright?..

I’m as good as I can be with shots in the head—

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Why the fuck did two more just appear, this is not fun.

[way-d0wn-hadestown]

fuck pony express i will expose their damn secrets idc anymore.

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Hello! You reached the Mouthwashing!Samael Morales the Deer-Cat ask blog! These are things you need to know, but any more questions will be answered throughout the blog's duration and by asking questions to Samael.

This blog is based on the events of @ask-postcrash-curly. Samael is one of the voices, but at the beginning half of the blog. I am debating saying which anon posts they were because 1) no indicator and 2) I just don't want to. You guys gotta ask. <3

This blog is still a work in progress in the aesthetic department. The appearance may change, especially the profile picture.

Samael does not know the future of the blog/what has been going on. He knows about the little things before the crash and little bits and pieces post crash. If you want, you can tell him, but I am 80% sure he won't believe you.

The Mouthwashing!Samael Morales the Deer-Cat timeline, aliens are a thing, but specifically Animalians which function like Mobians from the Sonic series. Just an excuse to have anthropomorphic characters with funny powers.

Animalians are naturally stronger/agile than a human due to them being human size animals and their home planet having heavy gravity. Even then, they do have special abilities like super strength, super speed, etc. Samael is a psychic that can go through dreams, telepathy, etc. It just got bass boosted to the max that he is able to interact with you guys and able to talk to Curly from a different timeline entirely.

Animalians are uncommon on earth though. No one really sees them walking around on a regular basis. If you want more lore questions, ask me or Samael.

Oh, and this is a reference to him by the way. Remember this when you make angst. You're making this man cry.

This is an actual ask blog in his world. However, you can be voices in his head if you want, just put your ask in italics. I would say if you are acting as canons to change the text color, however, my phone does not see color text on the app, I would have to go on my computer or on the browser for that.

Samael has met/is associated with the Tulpar crew at least Once. Specifically Swansea ( he is childhood friends with one of his kids ), Daisuke ( they went to high school together for a bit. ), Jimmy, and Curly ( Had a big falling out. Were gym friends and talked between hauls. ) Talking to Curly was a last ditch attempt for. . .man he doesn't have a clue either that's why he gave up on talking

He is a Maine Coon-Vampire Deer hybrid. Be nice.

Oh. Silly me, forgot to do tags in this thang.

#samael jots -- samael is actually typing like a blog.

#samael thoughts -- he is thinking and such. it will also be accompanied by yellow colored text.

#mod talks -- I am. . .talking. Dude running this blog. It's me.