#fuck whoville

[gunchhorseman]

Fun Fact: The horde is approaching, there is nothing you can to stop us. Whoville and Gotham will soon be ours.

[gunchhorseman]

Do it coward

I AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCAREDI AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCARED I AM NOT SCARED

[sungie81]

logan nation how are we doing on this horrendous august 27th 2024?

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

seeing fanart of a character like he would not fucking look like that

[jalluzas-ferney]

@h0wdidig3there

Im gonna be honest here - I have been trying to formulate a response for several minutes now but I have no fucking words omfg 😭

Fucking whoville bro

FUCKING WHOVILLE😭😭😭😭😭

[gunchhorseman]

You are playing dangerous games here ignorant fool. Someday you will reap the consequences of your actions

Sneaking Olipop into the sermon, gonna hand them out under the table and watch the chaos unfold.

[electoons]

has the fnv character creator always been this bad. I mean I know it's a product of its time and has always been...the way it is but jesus christ the in-game model looks absolutely nothing like the one in the creation screen lmfaooo I don't remember this being so .....glaring

[yallemagne]

My brother keeps playing the Chrimtas special of The Lion Guard (yes apparently there is one), and I'm tempted to assassinate him.

I have to ask:

They worship Jesus Christ in the Pride Lands? They observe his birth as a holiday and believe it falls on the 25th of December??

If so. This is horrid. I'm so angry. Goddammit, they worship Jesus Christ in the Pride Lands. I hate you Disney.

[gunchhorseman]

Yet another slanderous claim by the overconfident bag of bones

Fun Horse Fact: Horses are not bound to the mortal plane and can travel to other planes if they desire to

transcript: so can I. elysium in particular is quite lovely this time of year.

[gunchhorseman]

Blogs rated by how likely I am to beat them in combat.

@the-muppet-joker: Has already fallen in battle. Even before this I feel like I could easily beat him, in a scenario where he is hypothetically alive I give a 8.7 / 10, my valiant steed and companion could easily keep up with him speed-wise and I could easily goad him into a disadvantage approach using mental warfare and mockery. 8.7 / 10 chance of my victory

@statleragainstposers: An arrogant foe who believes himself to know more than he actually does. This does not mean that he is at all unintelligent, not at all, but his constant need to be perceived as the smartest in the room is a blindspot that I can exploit. By purposefully baiting him with blatantly false info spouted at full confidence which he cannot help but debunk I can distract him allowing me to go in for a fatal blow. I must be aware though, he is a notable user of traps, which could potentially immobilize my steed and force me to continue the battle on foot. 7.4 / 10 chance of my victory

@muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan: We would not fight, for I would never hurt an equine entity. N/A / 10 chance of my victory

@muppetjokernumbertwofan:Has inherited the same flaws and weaknesses from his so called savior. Lacks the speed advantage or leadership qualities the original Croaker had, 9.6 / 10 chance of my victory

@nextnumbermuppetjokerfan: Seems extra vulnerable to fire and heat damage based on one of their posts. Other than that I know little about their strengths which lowers their score by a bit, will likely increase as I gain my info on them. 7.8 / 10 chance of victory

@muppetjokerfannumberidk: French. I know their weaknesses inherently based on that single fact. 10/10 chance of victory, will be folded.

@muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan: A worthy challenger at last, seems to be adept at tulpamancy and channeling divine light, which one of my major weakness. Also seems to be harboring a fallen god. 3.7 / 10 chance of victory, best strategy is take them by surprise and go all out on a single killing blow before they realize whats happening

@muppetjokernumberfivefan: Known studier of the blade. I am unsure of what he would do when backed into a corner which is a bad omen. 5.1 / 10 chance of victory, but its likely there would a mutual showing of respect after the battle regardless of victor

@muppetjokerfannumberfour: She scares me, 0 / 10 chance of survival

@olipopsoda: do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in do not let them in

@themuppetjokernumber420fan: Seems to avoid violence and prefer peaceful solutions to things. Ideally we would never have to fight but if we did I would crush them and their weak lungs. 10 / 10 chance of victory

@descimatedcroakernightmares: Another worthy challenger, has a decent head on her shoulders and is a master of psychic and mental warfare. Decent chance I would lose. 4.2 / 10 chance of victory

@descimatedpiggydreams: A scary opponent to face, has killed and will again. Emotional baggage related to Miss Piggy is material ripe for psychic warfare and mental warfare. This baggage is what will give me the edge in a fight. 6.7 / 10 chance of victory

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan: Hurts to look at. 4.1 / 10 chance of victory

@themuppetarchives: Also scares me, 0 / 10 chance of survival

@croaker-conspiracies:Mysterious, someone who seems powerful in ways I am unaware of, 3.2 / 10 chance of victory, which will either increase or decrease as I learn more about them.

[k3yreviewer25]

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

[gayluigi]

lip filln’t

they gave her whatever the opposite of lip fillers are

[a-lonely-tatertot]

aha ahaa fuck finals week we're at 2/4 done + assignment technically due tmr night that i have not finished

[weatherwaxironboots]

I have achieved life skill "existential joy"

My Maslow's hierarchy of needs is kicking ass right now.

[bogleech]

.....I think the weirdest thing added by any adaptation of the Grinch is definitely the implication in the Jim Carrey one that the Grinch is partially fucked up because the first thing he saw as a baby was a whoville sex party.

[milkedcashews]

the sock shoes marked the downfall of balenciaga. they were the canary in the coal mine. we should have known something was wrong cuz mfs wanted socks for shoes.