#fuck the gnomes

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

previous analysis of paleohomunculi found in the morrison formation rocks of utah theorized that they died by drowning in a muddy slime they mistook for the potion•

new scans of the mudstone matrix indicates that the environment was rich in microscopic gnomes' which homunculi of the day preyed on relentlessly•

the mud may in fact have acted as a predator trap' which is more consistent with modern homunculus behavior•

also' one specimen was found with a coat of flannel·like filaments' indicating that the modern tumblr strategy of craft material homunculi is older than we previously supposed•

i would not chase a gnome into mud• i would eat it long before it got that far• (⁠✷෴✷⁠)

[thedownfallofamerica]

NADDpod’s ‘Twas the Night Before Crickmas’ walked so that Chungledown Bim in FHSY could run

[jimkinnz]

and it was delicious•

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[thegnomelord]

KOSA update:

For anyone who hasn't seen (me included lol), the verge has put out an article about KOSA and how its not as clear if congress will pass it now as multiple other bills are competing against it and legislators are struggling to decide which to back.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/29/24086559/kids-online-safety-act-schatz-tech-groups

One of the proposed bills is this one

In short, instead of making a bunch of tech bros surrogate parents on the internet, instead it would invest a ton of money into actually going after and investigating actual child predators, modernize the cyber tipline, and do research on prevention/ detection programs, among a few other things.

So please, if you're American, you still have time to call up your reps and tell them you're against Kosa, which is good, but giving them suggestions like this bill is better

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

merry christmas to all¡ and to all an alchemical abomination against god¡

make sure to leave cookies out for santa and beartraps baited with whimsical mushrooms for the fucking gnomes•

[jimkinnz]

a homunculus with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a gnome

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

[starsetinsomnia]

[zzoupz]

freakyy timee 👅

[stonerbellybabe]

Just got called an “overweight slut” by a very drunk college boy while wearing my slutty gnome costume. I will be laughing about this for the next several weeks

[jimkinnz]

they,d better fucking stay there•

The Kansas Newspaper Union, Topeka, November 26, 1887

[popelips]

*coughs voilently and starts shaking* ueagghhh... gabe urakill..

[thegnomelord]

Ya'll wanna know my kink? Of course you do :D I blame @rodolfoparras for getting me into this brainrot. MDNI

I love to see a man's pretty little hole gape.

Not to the point of total ruin or prolapsing, but so it's loose enough for you to just sliiide right in without a snag until you're balls deep and he swears he can feel it in his throat; loose enough for you to fuck into him in long smooth strokes that has him shaking and whimpering into the sheets; so loose yet it still tries to suck you in deeper, uselessly trying to clench to keep you inside every time you pull back to thrust into him again.

I like the type of gape that his hole stays open when you pull out, the type of gape that no matter how much the poor man whines and tries to clench he can't keep your cum from slowly trickling out down his taint and balls. But the silly thing doesn't need to worry his pretty little head, it's not his fault his hole is so sloppy and loose. You're there to trail your fingers along the small rivulet of cum, gathering it on the pads of your fingers so you can stuff it back into his hole. And he's so content now that he's not empty, his puffy rim fluttering around your knuckles as you spread his already stretched hole with your fingers until you can see your cum pooled in his soft body.

I also love getting to that point.

I'd love to lay him down on the bed and oil him up, make sure he's so relaxed and pliant he's almost asleep by the time you even near his intimate parts. All he could do is turn his head to catch your gaze, skin flushing with goosebumps as you fondle and massage his ass, your thumbs circling his virgin tight hole before going down, caressing his balls and lazily stroking his cock just as it's starting to twitch with interest. And I'd keep my hands moving slowly, up and down, up and down, until he's sighing and panting against the pillow, thighs trembling with how he tries to keep them open for you, cock hard and his rim twitching whenever you press your thumb against it without trying to penetrate.

Only then would I lean in to lick around his hole, your teeth gently nibbling and sucking on his rim. A full body shiver trails up his spine and the prettiest sounds leave his breathless lips when you breach him with your tongue. And he's so tight it takes you ages of slowly eating him out to stretch him out enough for him to be able to take one of your fingers. It's heaven for you but hell for him, the movement of your tongue against his fluttering slow and lazy sensation keeping him teetering on the edge of that pleasure without it being enough.

And stretching him open slowly is the fun part, taking all the time in the world to get him used to the sensation of your finger wiggling inside him, stretching him open bit by bit so your tongue can lap at his sensitive walls as he moans and groans into the pillow, desperately trying to rut his ass into your face and his cock into the sheets. But he can cum as much as he wants, doesn't mean I'll stop until I can fit three fingers inside and his hole is begging for a fourth.

And damn the sight of his hole when you finally pull your fingers out is priceless; the small gape of his hole, the way his puffy rim continues to flutter and try to clench around nothing is as adorable as the small wiggle of his hips that he does and the soft spoken pleas to just "put it in" that has you finally giving him some relief.

And I don't know what I love more, watching inch after inch of your hard cock disappear into him until your pelvis is flush with his ass, or the long and drawn out moan that leaves his lips when you drape your body over his, catching his lips in a lazy kiss as you set a loving pace that leaves him breathless.

[skuffypaw]

i told myself i couldn’t sleep until i drew fallenholly

[jimkinnz]

keep up the good work soldier¡ we,ll get them all eventually¡

"Gnomes aren't real"

Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

soup is good food¡

so are gnomes•••

[jel-jel-jel]

glad we all drastically underestimated just how big this jacket was