#fuck the gnomes

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

previous analysis of paleohomunculi found in the morrison formation rocks of utah theorized that they died by drowning in a muddy slime they mistook for the potion•

new scans of the mudstone matrix indicates that the environment was rich in microscopic gnomes' which homunculi of the day preyed on relentlessly•

the mud may in fact have acted as a predator trap' which is more consistent with modern homunculus behavior•

also' one specimen was found with a coat of flannel·like filaments' indicating that the modern tumblr strategy of craft material homunculi is older than we previously supposed•

i would not chase a gnome into mud• i would eat it long before it got that far• (⁠✷෴✷⁠)

[thedownfallofamerica]

NADDpod’s ‘Twas the Night Before Crickmas’ walked so that Chungledown Bim in FHSY could run

[jimkinnz]

and it was delicious•

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[carnival-phantasm]

[skuffypaw]

i told myself i couldn’t sleep until i drew fallenholly

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

merry christmas to all¡ and to all an alchemical abomination against god¡

make sure to leave cookies out for santa and beartraps baited with whimsical mushrooms for the fucking gnomes•

[jimkinnz]

a homunculus with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a gnome

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

[thegnomelord]

KOSA update:

For anyone who hasn't seen (me included lol), the verge has put out an article about KOSA and how its not as clear if congress will pass it now as multiple other bills are competing against it and legislators are struggling to decide which to back.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/29/24086559/kids-online-safety-act-schatz-tech-groups

One of the proposed bills is this one

In short, instead of making a bunch of tech bros surrogate parents on the internet, instead it would invest a ton of money into actually going after and investigating actual child predators, modernize the cyber tipline, and do research on prevention/ detection programs, among a few other things.

So please, if you're American, you still have time to call up your reps and tell them you're against Kosa, which is good, but giving them suggestions like this bill is better

[starsetinsomnia]

[jimkinnz]

they,d better fucking stay there•

The Kansas Newspaper Union, Topeka, November 26, 1887

[zzoupz]

freakyy timee 👅

[stonerbellybabe]

Just got called an “overweight slut” by a very drunk college boy while wearing my slutty gnome costume. I will be laughing about this for the next several weeks

[popelips]

*coughs voilently and starts shaking* ueagghhh... gabe urakill..

[jimkinnz]

keep up the good work soldier¡ we,ll get them all eventually¡

"Gnomes aren't real"

Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

soup is good food¡

so are gnomes•••

[aurora-uwu]

Actually I fucking hate gnome now