#fuck that pvp shit

[mimiri22-6]

My genuine reaction durring the entire 2nd half of PVP Civ ep6

[teh-inggris]

decided to make a little ,,,map? floor plan? whatever its called) of the diamond sword level bc i lowk got confused of how its supposed to looked like

[selemina]

Pvp!Parrot The Exiled!

[cecelianonymous22]

PVP CIV TRANS ALLEGORY???

[muchmossymess]

give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids

[ahalliance]

rotating the UHCs + serveur du lundi qetoiles precanon potentiality in my mind

[me-ajude]

Unless you're very specific about what you think is unrealistic (and also what exactly is wrong or bad because of it) complaining that CoS is unrealistic and that this makes the game Objectively Bad™️ just makes you look like a 13 year old with a terminal case of youtuber opinion

yes, this is a game about magical animals. yes, some of them have weird proportions. yes, some of them will be made of material that isn't meat. does it result in designs that don't look right? Sometimes. but the game isn't turning to pure shit because the latest release looks "bad" (isn't a medium sized carnivorous mammal with wings and pastel colors)

If you bitch about muh evolutionary rules and magic in relation to some ramdom creature you think looks ugly, then you simply do not get to like the 72737484 vertebrate hexapods or supers or giant insects or t4+ fliers. you cannot be selective when talking about realism because everything is connected in our world

Shoutout to the guy who said that this game would have better looking and more realistic creatures if it followed the creature design philosophy of fucking path of titans

[sparring-spirals]

me in tags of posts i am reblogging with no context: haha delilah being ominous? sure. go for it

me, glancing at other posts in the CR tag immediately after that reblog: OH. OH SO LAUDNA DID GO FOR IT. IT BEING. ORYM.

[jess-total-mess]

Dream: puts down door, flips it open to block sapnap

Sapnap: ???

Dream: procceds to kill Sapnap and Bad with door-based PVP

Sapnap: ??????

[cringefaecompilation]

(twirls my hair) sooooo dominox can you go after fearne because i would LOVE to have the rest of bell's hells finally figure out why she's scared of "embracing her power" asides from orym and dorian, thanks boo

[hacksawboy]

we gotta back up and think about how absurd the ship names are in this fandom what the fuck is coffinshipping

[alertarchitect]

So! A new Doom game got announced!

Here's the trailer for those interested, it will help with what I'm about to go into:

As a bit of a Retro Throwback Shooter Shitter myself, I have some Thoughts. Read on if you're interested.

So, first of all I like the premise of exploring the time the Doom Slayer spent fighting demons alongside the warriors of Argent D'Nur. It's a time period that was purposefully left pretty damn vague in Doom Eternal, and the Slayer's lore before waking up again wasn't even really talked about much - if at all - in Doom 2016 from what I remember, since they were trying to play it a little safe due to Doom 2016 being a soft reboot of a series that hadn't gotten a new game in 12 years at that point, with the last title (Doom 3 and its various editions that attempted to improve it a bit) being a pretty big departure that had a wealth of issues, such as it being a Doom game with one of the worst shotguns ever put into a shooter. So it's a cool idea to explore this time frame of the Doom Slayer's history, and possibly show the events leading to the Slayer's imprisonment in Hell before he was rediscovered and subsequently awoken by Samuel Hayden in Doom 2016, including the Makyrs' fall from grace.

Second, I'm actually kinda hyped to see id Software still working on making retro throwback shooters. I was worried they'd get shuttered and their IP sold off after Rage was such a flop back in 2011, and they didn't make anything after it for 5 years until Doom 2016 came out, so it's nice to see they've found their groove again - making some of the best examples of the retro throwback shooter subgenre. Doom 2016 started the BoomShoot Renaissance, and Doom Eternal is still one of the best examples of the genre, mechanically. They are masterclasses in using an old formula while keeping the level design and visuals fresh with modern game design principles that have improved a lot since the 90s, along with new game mechanics to keep the moment-to-moment gameplay feeling fresh as well (such as the weapon / stat upgrade systems, the movement abilities you get in Doom Eternal, etc.). Seeing them pushing that even further is a treat to behold, and I'm confident it's going to be a pretty damn fun game, as long as it doesn't get forced into being $70.

Final point, though, is a bit of a downer for me personally. Why in the fuck are they making a game in the Doom series that's going for a more medieval-ish feel, when the Quake franchise is right fucking there and begging for a better modern entry than goddamn Quake Champions?? Seriously, making a Quake game calling back to the first game in the franchise - with the Lovecraftian inspirations, the more medieval-ish setting, the unique monsters like the Shambler you didn't see much of past Quake 1 - would be a fucking money printer. But no, Microsoft wants them to play it safe so they can get a guaranteed blockbuster because Quake Champions hasn't done very well since it came out of early access in 2022, which is definitely a fault of the Quake franchise not having any consumer interest and 100% for sure not because Quake Champions pivoted into being a fucking hero shooter trying to emulate the feel of old arena shooter deathmatching!! It's not like a soft reboot wouldn't be sorely needed after the goddamn disaster of a story that was the Quake 4 campaign! It's not like a modern Quake game that actually relies on having a fun weapon sandbox instead of relying on taking your opponents off guard with fucking superpowers on cooldowns is something the fanbase they're trying to pander to would nut in our fucking pants over or anything!!!!

TL;DR: This game looks really good and fun, and I like to see id is still making banger games, but I'm actually kinda angry that they'd rather make a Doom game with medieval vibes rather than using that other fantastic retro shooter IP they own to make something that kind of vibe would actually fit into better.

[fearandhungies]

i was mutuals ive softblocked her now with this dark souls specifically elden ring chick who basically exclusively did invasions and i held out for so long i really did i deserve a medal for being a patient and beautiful and amicable woman but holy shit she was un bear a ble invaders are just such an awful breed of person she would consistently back to back post about how much of a god she was at invading and also about how using meta and unfair tactics was an inherent part of invading and therefore she shouldnt ever be criticized but also if a host ever did like the basic shit one should do to avoid having their progress merced by someone whos essentially broken into their house she would scream and cry and throw up about how invaders need to be buffed and how people shouldnt be allowed to have friends they play with and blah blah blah blah blah also L + ratio + not even good at invading she threw a fit about the fact nightreign wasnt going to have pvp seethe and cope and get mad that im having fun with my friends in souls and youre not

[evaunit-00]

my cousins husband mentioned vermintide 2 at the dinner table it is a fucking christmas miracle

[syxnewt]

show me I mean nothing to you (show me you still care for me)

[mdddante]

im just saying if youre a game dev and you involve ranked pvp in any quest in your rpg in any way im just saying maybe you should consider uhhh idk fucking killing yourself