#fuck off it used to be me and barca against the world

[dybalassunshine]

Miami just reunited Leo and Busi and they've already done more for me than Barca has in years :)

[gavisuntiedboot]

Level 8000 (Gavi x Reader)

28 day writing prompt challenge - prompts are here

Day 6: Meeting for the first time

"Alright I'm going to get onto an online server. No one try to reach me for the next several hours."

Your roommates laughed at the warning as you slipped your headset on. You adjusted the ears, bringing the mic over your mouth, and settled back into the couch. Your hoodie and sweats swamped your form, providing maximum comfort for your gaming session. Were you a fantastic gamer? No. But had you fixated on two or three games for long enough to get good at specifically those games? Yes, yes you did. One of those games was FIFA. You had played all the events throughout the World Cup, in between the early morning matches, and late at night when your 7pm Redbull kept you up until the early hours.

This binge playing over your winter break, as well as the game events, lead to you having a crazy stacked team. You had a super high Neymar as your front man, meaning that as long as you got the ball in the last 1/3 of the field, you were almost guaranteed to score. When all your real life friends had grown tired of you winning 7-0, you turned to PS online. People on the internet were ruthless. You played against stacked teams, losing your first dozen matches. But as you practiced and upgraded your players (as well as googling some good team formations), you started to win. Your win-loss ratio improved immensely with the addition of one piece of equipment: headphones with a mic. You started to join the voice chat, and the sound of a woman sent these poor gamer boys into a frenzy, allowing you to score two goals before they could recover.

Now it was your escape. You loved the power of overwhelming men just by saying "good luck", and the profanities that followed when you won. Tonight was no different. You had already beaten four different whiny men, and had tied a game with another girl on the voice chat, who practically squealed with delight when she heard the sound of your voice. Now it was time for match number 6 of the night, and you were sufficiently warmed up, ready to destroy.

[Opponent] - 6avira30

You smiled, thinking to yourself 'Awe, a Gavi fanboy. I wonder if he has him in midfield." The audio connected, and you heard a couple different male voices yell at each other in Spanish.

"Hello?" You said softly into the mic. Couldn't have them think you were anything other than a soft uwu girl using her boyfriend's account. The voices stopped suddenly, with a long pause before the reply: "Are you a girl?" You laughed at the question. It was not the first time you had gotten it, but the utter confusion in the boy's voice caught you off guard. "Yeah, I am. Hurry up and lock in your team so we can start the match." "Ay, be patient. My great strategic mind needs time to work."

You groaned into the mic. These "strategists" often were the most annoying people to play with, and often the one calling you a cheater or a bot or saying that your "man" was playing while you were on the mic. You locked in the same team you always used, and waited for the great mastermind to lock in his squad. The match began a minute later, and you were not surprised to see it was mostly Barca players, old and new.

"Wow a Xavi-Iniesta midfield. It's been a minute since I've seen that." You said, trying to get the ball across the center line.

"They're the best duo in the world. Everyone should have them in the middle." The boy replied, harshly attacking all your midfielders. It had been a while since you encountered someone who played this aggressively, but it was interesting enough to get you to sit up straight.

"Really? Given your tag, I thought you would have Pedri and Gavi in the middle."

The boy got quiet at this, the statement clearly catching him off guard. It was the lapse in focus that you needed, getting the ball to your super-charged Neymar, and slamming a goal in from outside the box.

"What the actual fuck was that?" A yell came in from the other side. You laughed freely now. This was a fun match. You were being challenged in the middle of the field, really having your defense tested. The boy kept you entertained online, asking all the typical questions about how you got so good. The match ended 3-1 to you, and you were about to say goodbye when a notification popped up on your screen.

[6avira30] - Rematch Requested

"You want to play against me again? One loss wasn't enough?"

"I'm not going to lose again. I just have to recalibrate the squad."

You continued playing against the same opponent for 7 or 8 matches in a row, the conversation moving from the game to your lives.

"So you've never been to a football match in person? How is that possible? You live in Barcelona!"

"I'm a university student who is struggling to pay my rent. I don't have the time or money to buy tickets. Well, at least the tickets that I want."

"Well, what tickets do you want?"

"I want the ones that are right up on the field, so at the end of the game I can ask Lewy for his shirt at the end?"

"Lewandowski? Not one of the younger players?"

"Nah, everyone is always yelling for Gavi's shirt. And while it would be nice to see Gavi or Pedri shirtless, I feel like if I was ever lucky enough to get one of their shirts, my life would be in danger. So I would rather get a shift from DILF Lewy."

A loud laugh came in through your headphones. The boy yelled at his friend in the room, "She just called Robert a DILF."

At the end of the match (a 2-1 win for you), it was time to log off. You informed your online partner, bidding him a good night.

"Wait wait, before you get off, could you send your number in the chat? It's fine if not but I'd really like to talk to you again."

"My number? Why not just my Instagram?"

"I... Can't really follow you on Instagram. It's kind of complicated."

You sent him your number and logged off, going to bed with a stupid smile on your face. A boy had asked for your number. Could he be a weirdo in his mom's basement? Absolutely. But you could find that out later.

You woke up to a text that read: Hope you slept well - Lindo from PS Live. The stupid smile stuck to your face all day. For the next two weeks, you texted this boy almost every waking moment. You could not get enough of him, despite the fact that you couldn't get him to tell you his name.

[PS Live Boy]: Want to have coffee with me tomorrow?

The text set the butterflies in your stomach free, the fluttering feeling spreading to every cell in your body. You has said yes embarrassingly fast. He texted you the location: a pretty upscale coffee shop in the shopping district. Like 17 euro black coffee upscale. You now jumped up and down like a giddy school girl - PS Live boy had money.

You walked into the place, the hostess looking over your skirt and sweater with a sickly sweet smile, asking who you were supposed to be there with. PS Live boy had left the table under your name as to maintain his shroud of mystery. You sat at the table, reapplying your lip gloss and checking your hair in the camera of your phone.

[PS Live boy]: you can't freak out when you see me

[PS Live boy]: Because then I would have to leave and block your number

[PS Live boy]: and file a restraining order. and i dont want to do that

You let out a nervous breath, smiling at your screen. Usually when men said not to freak out, it was because they were ugly. The hostess that didn’t like you walked over to the table again, closely followed by someone in a hoodie, hood pulled up to cover their face. She pulled out a chair, and your PS Live boy sat in front of you. He thanked the hostess, before turning back you you and pulling his hood off.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

Gavi looked at you with a cheeky smile playing on his lips. You were overwhelmed. Pablo mf Gavi had met you on PS live and liked you, asked for you number, and was now here on a date with you.

“Three weeks of being mysterious was worth the look on your face.”

“As Spain’s youngest player on the national team, how are you so shit at FIFA?”

“Okay okay okay, let’s go back to you being surprised and not talk about me getting my ass kicked 8 times in a row. Pedri still makes fun of me?”

“Dang Pedri was there? I should’ve asked for his number instead.”

“You have me leveled up to like 8000 in FIFA. I know you want to be here with me.”

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A/N: this was supposed to be done last night but I fell asleep lol. I love the idea of Gavi being kinda cheeky and self confident. Most talented young boys are (because society inflates their egos). Anyways, see y’all later tonight w day 7!!

[sunshine-theseus]

Fuck the RFEF | Amaiur Sarrigei x Reader

Words: 1.8k Summary: you refuse to play for the national team, risking your playing license, Amaiur disagrees Warnings: angst, !!mentions of SA!!, let’s pretend the girls are on a break in Barca before the call-up and Amaiur went to the wwc Requested by - @realsociadadferminofan

Patri, Cláudia and Mapi were who I always went to when something went wrong. Joining the 3 in abstaining from national team call ups after the 2022 Euros and being one of the 4 that refused a call-up for the world cup due to lack of action toward Jorge Vilda’s misconduct, they were basically my closest friends. Not to say the other girls didn’t mean a lot, I know if they felt like they could, they’d have joined us in refusing. But these 3 were who I had when I felt like crying as I watched my friends and girlfriend win the biggest football tournament in the world.

This also meant I’d go to them with relationship problems.

-

“What do you mean?” Patri had quickly paused the movie she was watching and called Mapi and Cláudia over when I came crying and banging on her door.

“I told her ‘I don’t care about losing my license if it means going against my morals and everything I’ve protested’ and she called me selfish and brainless.” Another sob wracks my body and I fall back into the arms of whoever is next to me.

“Amaiur said that?” it’s Cláudia who asks, tone of voice proving how ludicrous Am’s actions were.

“Verbatim.”

--

“Am! Did you get the email?” I yell across the house for my girlfriend who sits in the living room doing God knows what.

“Sí! Did you?”

“Yeah! What did you say?” my teeth worry at my bottom lip as I wait for her answer.

“I said yes, it’s a national call up. What about you?” I’m not sure what to say as my girlfriend strolls into our bedroom, holding her phone to her face.

She’s clearly re-reading the email we’d all been sent. An email majority of us had signed a statement saying we should not receive if changes were not made, especially after the events at the world cup.

“No.”

“Que? Que quieres decir ‘no'?” (what do you mean ‘no’?) Amaiur gives me a shocked look as I retreat beneath our blankets.

“Nothing has changed Am. How am I supposed to go back? Did you even read the full email? ‘If you refuse this national team call-up, your professional playing license may be revoked in correlation to the Spanish FIFA and RFEF code of conduct.’ They’re forcing me to reject my morals and risk my entire career for some shit call-up.” Angry tears prick at the corner of my eyes. This isn’t fair, how does she find this fair?

“Bebé, they got rid of Rubiales and Jorge, that’s what everyone was fighting for. You, Mapi, Patri and Cláudia, you can come back now.”

“Amaiur how do you not see nothing has fucking changed just because they got rid of two shitty people? Alexia, Ona, they wouldn’t be going if it wasn’t to protect the other girls, especially the younger ones. Esas chicas merecen algo major.” (those girls deserve better).

“So you’re not going? You’re giving up your career for this? You’re being a selfish and brainless cabrona!” (dumbass) the anger quickly melts off her face and regret fills her eyes, but I’m already pulling the sheets off me and heading for the door.

I grab my keys from the bowl that sits on the table beside the door, and leave. Her pleas for me to come back so she can apologise are futile as I walk down the hall. Señor Perez, the old man with many cats, sits at the end of the hall, giving me a pitiful smile that I return before making my way down the stairs.

--

“Ese pedazo de mierda.” (that piece of shit) it’s the first thing Mapi has said all evening, but it makes me laugh.

“No. I mean yes, but I still love her, I don’t think she meant it. We were both just angry.” It’s hard not to defend the girl I’ve loved for so long, but I know I’m right.

She’s always supported my decision to stand up against the RFEF and higher-ups. I just think she expected after Rubiales and Vilda were gone, we’d be playing together again. Admittedly I’d momentarily thought the same, but there was no way I could go back.

“Are you guys going?” the trio give each other guilty looks before turning to me. No one says anything.

“It’s okay if you do. I truly understand, you guys shouldn’t risk your careers for this. You’re being forced into it and that isn’t fair. I’ll support you no matter what.” I place an arm around Patri and grab Cláudia and Mapi’s hands.

“Thank you hermosa. We’re still going to fight this, from the inside.” Mapi says it in a funny voice and sends me a wink and I can’t stop the laugh that escapes.

Not much else can be said before we settle down on the couch to continue whatever movie it is the Patri has playing. Despite me calming down, I didn’t think I was in a state to return to my girlfriend quite yet. The universe seems to disagree.

There’s a loud knocking on the door and a familiar voice rings out from behind it.

“Patri, I know Y/n is in there! I need to talk to her! Please?” I’m standing and opening the door before anyone can reply.

Amaiur doesn’t waist a second in spewing out apologies and wrapping her arms around me. I reciprocate the gesture and begin rocking us back and forth. It’s hard to ignore the stares of our Spanish teammates who sit looking on in the living room.

“I’m so, so sorry, I can’t believe I said that to you. I stand by you, you know that. I’m just so scared for you and your career. You love playing so much and you might lose it all because of this.” I let out a sigh and pull away, resting a hand on her cheek.

“Do you want to know why I’m so willing to risk it all? Why I need this change so bad before I can come back?” she gives a simple shake of her head.

I have to give myself a second, swallowing nervously as I look into her eyes. The warmest, most beautiful eyes. She should know, I’ve hid it for too long.

“When… When we played in the Euros, there was one night where I was feeling bad. You were out with some of the girls, and I was in our room alone. Well around an hour after you left, Vilda came bursting in, obviously we weren’t allowed to lock our doors so there was nothing to stop him. He asked why I wasn’t doing team bonding and I told him I wasn’t feeling well. He came toward me and hugged me like he was going to comfort me, but-” I begin to choke on my words and tears breach my waterline. I can’t bare to look at the girls around me.

Am places a hand softly over my hand that rests on my own arm and I take a deep breath before continuing.

“His hands began to stray. I told him to stop and shoved him away, but he just kept going. He groped my ass and boobs, tried taking my clothes off. He slipped his hand down my shorts.”

“Did he…” Amauri is too scared to finish her sentence.

“He didn’t get that far; someone came knocking on the door and he just left with a sick grin.”

“Did you report him?” Everyone around me looks like they’re about to throw up, but for the most part they look angry.

“I reported him to every higher-up I could. They laughed me off and told me I was being delusional. That is why I can’t go back until there is actual change. Especially after what happened to Jenni and knowing other girls have been through it too. If that means I lose the job I love? So be it. They won’t shut me up.”

“I’m not goin-” Am tries.

“Yes you fucking are. I already told those 3, and I will tell Alexia and Marta and Mariona and whoever else I need to. You have to go, to ensure things change. And to make sure the younger girls are safe.” Cláudia, Patri and Mapi have all disappeared, so it just leaves me and my girlfriend.

“For you. I’ll do anything for you bebé.” I stand on my tippy toes to press a kiss to her lips.

“Thank you.”

~~~~~

4 members of the Spanish Women’s National Team have been released from international duty without sanctions, not including Alexia Putellas who has been allowed to leave due to injury. Is the change we’ve been waiting for, finally coming?

It’s the main headline across all media platforms the morning of the second day of camp. A 7-hour meeting to release 4 players. Fucking ridiculous.

Despite it, a smile tugs at my lips as I sit in bed, the sun filtering through the stained-glass windows of Amaiur and my bedroom back in Donostia-San Sebastian. I wait patiently for my girlfriend to arrive, a cup of coffee on her bedside time while my own rests in my left hand.

“Hola bebé! Is that coffee I smell?” the door slams shut behind Amaiur and her footsteps slowly creep closer to the bedroom.

I place my coffee on my own bedside table and get up, pouncing into her arms when she walks through the open door. She stumbles for a moment before adjusting her grip on my thighs, smiling brightly up at me as I lean down and kiss her hard.

My hands thread through her hair and she turns us around and walks forward to press me against the wall. In a moment of weakness, she squeezes my thigh and I let out a moan, allowing her to slip her tongue past my lips.

Not long after, we have to break apart for air.

“You’d think I’d been missing for months with the way you kiss me.”

“Any amount of time away from you it too long.” I give her a small smile and she pecks my nose, making me giggle.

“Can we cuddle and drink coffee while we watch movies?” I pout at her as puts me back on my two feet.

“Anything for my girl.”

Very soon after, I find myself in her arms on the couch, all curtains drawn shut, warm cups of coffee abandoned on the table, Encanto playing loudly on the TV. Naturally I sing along poorly and quote every line.

“Have you heard from the RFEF about your license?” I smile into her neck at the question.

“I get to keep it. And they gave an apology. Not that it means much still, but we’re getting there.” Amaiur squeals and jumps off the couching, taking me with her. She lifts me up and spins me around before putting me back down, spreading kissing across my face. My heart clenches at her display of love. How can one be so perfect?

[kayleighjennifer]

Celebration (Claudia Piña x reader)

⚠️smut⚠️

You did it. You’ve finally won the champions league again. The crowd is on fire, everyone happy that barcelona got the trophy. Right now you’re just taking everything in, the amazing atmosphere and the proud feeling.

Both you and your girlfriend, Claudia scored the winning goals.

“Y/n, we did it! I’m so proud of you” Claudia jumps on your back, clutching onto your jersey. “Yes, you were amazing on the field” You smile up to her and bite your lips while remembering how hot Claudia looked and still looks.

“Oh yeah? When we’re home, I promise that we will celebrate properly” She smirks down at you. Before you can say anything, Jana and Bruna approach you, also congratulating both goals. Claudia, Jana, Bruna and you all grew up together, from the Barcelona academy to the B team and to now.

“Y/n, claudia, Jana, Bruna, are y’all in tonight? We’re going out and celebrate” Mapi asks and Claudia gets off your back, sliding her arm around your waist.

“Y/n and I will stay in, but thanks for the offer” Claudia smiles and you blush, knowing that the other catch on your plan. “Ew, use protection” Bruna groans out and waves goodbye, already going to the changing rooms.

“Alright then, but you know that you can fuck after the club right? Ingrid and me will do it” Mapi winks at you, making you hiding your face into your girlfriends neck. “Mhm, but I’ve been waiting since days, so we’ll pass on”.

Your teammates were shocked at first when they found out that Claudia was the top in your relationship. While Claudia was a real beast on the field, you were more of a jealous and more dominant person outside the bedroom.

Mapi and Claudia talk about something for a bit and you’re zooming out, hugging Claudia and still looking around. Camp Nou was sold out again and everywhere were barca jerseys, flags and merch in general. You already have signed more jerseys with your name on than ever before.

A kiss on your neck disturbs your daydreaming, “Ready to go home?” Claudia asks and pushes you even closer to her. “Yeah, but look around. It’s magical, so so many people are here just to see us”.

Your girlfriend nods but keeps her eyes on you. You’re absolutely glowing and even thought you’ve just played whole 90 minutes, Claudia was sure that you’re looking amazing and she was even more sure to show it when you get home.

You grab Claudia’s hand and lead her inside the changing room. Right now you don’t care that people would spread rumours about you and Claudia or make edits of you. You were just happy and grateful of being able to experience it after last year.

Both of you quickly change and say your goodbyes, being not able to wait any longer. Claudia gets into the drivers seat as always and puts her hand on your tight where she’s tracing forms and making you even more aroused than you’re already are.

After one of the longest 30 minutes you’ve ever experienced you finally arrive home. When you get through the door, Claudia has you directly pinned against the wall, harshly connecting your lips. You moan into the kiss and your hands find Claudia’s waist, guiding her closer to you. “I love you so much amore” You breathe out against your girlfriends lips.

She smiles and looks into your eyes. “I love you too, I want to spend my whole life with you”. You blush and connect your lips again, letting her guide you into your bedroom. There she pushes you on the bed and straddles you waist.

“You’re the prettiest human I’ve ever seen and sometimes I still can’t believe that you’re mine” She smirks at you and removes your shirt. Before you can say anything, her lips find your weak spot and suck a dark hickey on it, making you moan out.

“Look how beautiful you look with my mark. You’re mine and everyone should know it”. Claudia’s beautiful blue eyes are dark by now and full of lust. “Then tell the world that I’m yours and you’re mine, I’m ready” You smirk at her and roam your hands over her hips.

“Oh yeah? But let me first fuck you, so that you can’t walk tomorrow” You nod eagerly. Claudia kisses your whole torso, sometimes deciding that a hickey would look perfect there and sometimes just leaving a wet kiss there. Your whole body feels like it’s on fire and every inch arches to be touched by Claudia.

“Please Claudia, I need you so much cariño” You whine and she smirks, loving the way the can make you feel.

She starts to massage your breast, making you moan again. “You know, when I scored that goal, all I could think about was you. I wanted to kiss you so badly” You blush at your girlfriend’s words and kiss her. “Oh yeah? It looked so hot. I wouldn’t have mind a kiss and you know, I honestly just scored for you”.

“Mhm I know, you’re doing everything for me, but I think we both know that I’m doing everything for you too, so it’s fine right”. Claudia’s lips find your breast and you just let out a shaky breath.

Her cold hands roam over you body, into your pants and underwear. “You’re already so wet and needy, just for me”. You nod quickly and try to grind onto her hand.

“Uh Uh uh, not so fast my dear. I bought a present for you cause I knew you’d score”. Claudia gets up again and walks to the closet.

“Close your eyes baby girl, it’s a surprise”. You do as you’re told and hear how Claudia undress herself and opens the closet. She pulls something out. She sits onto your hips again and you can feel some fabric against your stomach.

“Keep your eyes closed. Just trust me and tell me when it’s too much okay? Can you remember our safe word?” Her hands roam over your tummy and breast, pinching your nipples. “Hmh, it’s chocolate”. You moan out and your back is already arching off the bed.

“Good girl”. Claudia moves off you and inserts a finger into your pussy, making you moan loudly again. “Oh fuck, it feels so good”. Your girlfriend starts fingering you, making you ramble random words.

“Another one please”. You beg, needing more. If you wouldn’t be that turned on, you’d be confused as why Claudia would directly add another finger since she loves to tease you, but right now you’re too desperate to feel anything besides her body.

“Good girl, taking me that well, I’ll add another one, alright?” You nod happily, your body feeling amazing under her touch.

“I’m coming in a bit”. You moan out and arch your back again. Claudia looks at you adoringly. Your moans are music to her eyes, making her pussy drip.

When you’re nearly coming she removes her fingers from you. “What are you- ah fuck” You’re not able to finish your sentence due to Claudia pushing the strab on into your tight pussy.

“Relax cariño, you��re doing so good. Will you be my good girl and take my cock?” Claudia smirks at you and starts to leave kisses all over you again.

“Yes, I will be. I’ll do everything you ask me to”. You connect your lips with hers and she starts to thrust into you, holding your hips in a bruising grip.

“It feels so good Claudia”. By now Claudia is a moaning mess as well, the fabric of the strab on rubbing onto her clit with every thrust.

“Oh yeah? Do I make you feel that good?” You nod and put your legs around her waist, pulling her even deeper into you. “You’re the only one who’s able to make me feel so good”, You praise her.

“Good, I want you to come so hard for me amore, show me how good I make you feel”. She starts to rub your clit when she feels herself getting close.

With one harsh thrust, she pushes you off the cliff, coming shortly after you. “Thank you Claudia, it was so amazing”. She removes the strab on and is softly kissing your hips where she left some bruises from her firm grip.

“No problem amore, I love you so much. Do you still want to make us public?” She asks you and you cuddle into Claudia. “Yes, only if you want to. But I am definitely ready. I mean you were my first kiss, my first time and my first and last love”. She blushes at your words and kisses your lips again. “Alright, then let’s make a post.”

You choose two pics for your post, one when you and claudia were 17, holding a trophy and Claudia kissing your cheek and one from last week. It’s a mirror selfie of you kissing each other. You caption it with “sharing first crush, first kiss, first love, first time and first champion league trophy, love you @claudiapina”.

Claudia decided for a picture of you at the beach, where you’re sitting on her lap and you’re kissing each other again. Her caption is “always my first @y/n”.

[guardioland]

Pep Guardiola NSFW headcannon

It’s midnight and thoughts are running wild so here’s something I conjured up from the depths of my gutter brain…..

18+ MINORs DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He would be so so caring, completely different from how he was like during the sex itself. He would take care of you and make sure you are okay

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tbh I think he likes his own body shape, and the fact that he can look extremely good in whatever outfit he wears. I think he’s also a ass man more than a tits man but ok that’s just my vibes about him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside you 100%. Man lowkey would have a breeding kink and would want to see his cum dripping right out of you

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Gotten semi-hard halfway during a game before and had to will it to go away

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

oh just look at this man….good looks + seemingly party boy from barcelona.. bound to have gotten loads on girls back in the days

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

On the desk inside his office is one for sure. Or while he’s seated down on his office chair and you ride him in the seat. But on long days he likes to lie flat down and let you do all the work…..

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s one hell of a passionate guy so probably no jokes during the sex itself and pep being pep would be solely focused on the task at hand

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I would say neatly trimmed, something like his beard

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I have this theory that he’s a sweetheart outside of bed but once in bed he’s an absolute freak and can be rough as fuck

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Managing barca bayern and city isn’t the most stress free job and would probably have had to rub one out during the pl/ucl away games day where he is away from his partner and feeling stressed about the game. But he defo prefers the sex but when push comes to shove and he really needs to relive stress, he would jerk off but without porn

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than the above mentioned breeding kink, I think the whole world kinda knows that he’s into exhibitionism… (have yall seen the way he rubbed his balls on the touchline oh my god sent me to hell for real). For sure into some form of bondage and would want you to call him sir in bed etc … bascially hes a freak and vanilla sex isn’t his thing. Also possibly into spanking and seeing u in a collar with his name on it (holy shit)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He probably fucked a whole lot of times in his office (but isit his favourite? not sure) but for sure he would like to do it in a bed where there’s a bedframe above him (IYKYK HAHAHAH)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His passion is football and winning so he gets all worked up and horny after a good game and would seek a good fuck. Or if the game doesn’t go the way he wants it to then he’ll use sex as a way to relieve his anger (aka back to the rough sex again)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Yea he wouldn’t use sex toys

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

100% loves getting his dick sucked…..under the table while he plans his tactics defo gets him off real quick…

would eat you out occasionally knowing how good his beard would feel against you soooooooooooo

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Oh he’s a control freak … just like how he’s on the pitch wanting his tactics to be perfect and wanting nothing to be out of line, sex would be exactly the same …. And u know how his style of football is fast short passes and lots of possession… yea same for sex I guess rough fast and possessive

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s a busy man so he probably doesn’t mind

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Once again he’s into exhibitionism so he’s not adverse to taking risks…fucking you in places that yall might potentially get caught/seen would be exciting to him

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Obviously used to be able to last much longer in his youth but age is a thing BUT still could go for a decent amount of time

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No absolutely no toys….pep has a HUGE ego and would like to think that he alone can give the greatest pleasure and no toys are required at all….(ok continuation in the wildcard section)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Think time is pretty precious for him so he doesn’t like to drag things out and want to just get to the point

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he 100% would dirty talk in Spanish/catalan no doubt about that,,, and I think he would make occasional grunts and “fucks” … and everytime he swears he would throw his head back

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ok I would like to think that he can sometimes a selfish lover like depending on his mood. So he would sometimes (many times idk) only care about deriving pleasure for himself (aka fucking you without foreplay, getting u to only suck him off and then leaving for the match)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I would say average length and girth although man for sure knows how to use it well

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s a freak…I bet sex is always on his mind one way or another…remember that press conference where he says “I prefer the sex” oh my god……

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

Quite quickly I assume as he would also be tired from the long day of either training/ a match day

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

“he would have stayed at his broke as home” imagine trying to compre Barcelona to psg even if going through a difficult few years Barcelona has more history tha psg has or will ever have you guys can’t even win a ucl with all the money in world. So don’t get brave because Barcelona kicked Messi out but psg does that to your idols too and see how it will happen to Marquinhos after that assist he gave to benzema and neymar too and god knows who else you’ve done it before

*slams my forehead against the wall* humility anon, please get some. psg fans are very much aware of what we lack, what we're working for and what we struggle with. We know we are crumbling into ourselves and humiliating ourselves on the big stage over and over again. We've known that for years. You on the other hand and your fellow obnoxious fans have a difficult time taking criticism while going into other fandom spaces to spew your toxicity. You specifically have a hard time showing respect for anyone outside of Messi and then expect psg fans to take you seriously. You my dear don't even have the ability to see past your own nose and are surprised psg fans won't bow down at Messi's feet like you do. I don't need to get brave to see facts hon. And what I see is this. My club hasn't won the CL before. Yours have. My club signed Messi because yours was broke. Messi hasn't contributed what people expected and fans are disappointed. You then decided to claim Messi is being targeted by the fans. I told you it wasn't true. Then you went off to insult my club and I told you yours is broke. Which again, true. Then you decided telling me a historic fact of us not winning a CL expecting it to hurt.... um ok? Yay?

In conclusion the only person who is delusional and pretending to be brave is you. Touch grass. Get a life. You're pathetic. Oh and yeah, your club is broke as fuck.

Ps: by the way, how long have you been a barca fan? Because going by how you have no idea the amount of stars you've kicked to the curb I'm starting to think I've followed Barca longer than you lmao.

Good day to you.

[heartsoftruth]

Where do you think neymar would go if he left?

Spain.

Anonymous said:I hate this, i hate to see kylian crying, and presnel blaming himself :((( i hope barca makes 10-0 in man united in some point, that's it, i love revenge

He looked so down! So so down! Poor Kylian. And Presnel indeed must be taking it so hard. That’s why I liked how Lukaku instead of celebrating comforted Presnel. Seriously such a class act! 

I would actually like it if Ajax drew them and we could get out Europe League lost final revenge... But maybe save that for later and let us first get FC Porto.

Anonymous said:Do you think man united deserved this win? i think that wasn't a penalty :(( i hate to lose like this, bc psg played so good! that's not fair at all ughhh

No, I agree that wasn’t a penalty in my eyes. That way you can give a penalty for almost all contact... I didn’t think he made himself bigger or anything so that he wanted to stop the ball with his hand but oh well... It happened... It sucks, but PSG should also be looking at themselves for even letting United (WITH SO MANY INJURIES) come this far at home... The difference between them on Old Trafford and at home was insane. 

Anonymous said:pt1) lol I swear Neymar literally rolled his eyes when he saw Bruna coming on stage, his face was literally like "oh fuck I don't need this now" that was hilarious. it's also tricky situation for him cuz no matter how he reacts it can look wrong, I dont know if I think his reaction was great or if I think it's little shitty from him no matter the break up he doesn't have to act disrespectful to his ex or have ugly reactions to her.. but anyway it really looksAnonymous said:pt2) like this time they are done FOR GOOD and all I can think is well it was about fuckin time, tired of drama around Bruna and Neymar. I just wish ppl would caught up with that and stop talking about them every time they find themselves close. They were always running in same circles, they have many mutual friends, it's how they met in the first place, and this is for sure not the last time they will meet in the same place, people really need to STOP making drama about it every time

Well we’ve seen the photo that he apparently tried so greet her, but we will get the full tea about that tomorrow! So I mean maybe we should all have a giant tea party haha. 

Not that I think it will go about them getting back together but just what was said because she looked annoyed. He also looked a little aprehesive. I NEED THE TEA! 

Yeah he looked so done when her name was announced haha. 

Anonymous said:oh no!!!!! Sabrina Sato posted a photo of Bruna with her baby and Neymar liked it!! What the hell is he doing?? I want to know what he is doing now? just fuckin forget Bruna already!! I am so sick of this!!!! he's so fuckin stupid.... just whern I though this crap is over! I'm starting to think he really did go to that box to see and provoke Bruna...Anonymous said:Neymar just liked a photo with bruna... Here we go again! 🙄

I havent seen it? And I also cant find it on her page anymore! WHat I do find is Bruna’s latest (or final) Carnavals outfit!! WITHOUT A BRA!!! Like her two sisters are all on display! Besides that - but I have big boobs I could never leave my house without a bra - I don’t get how she can dance without a bra! How does one do that? 

Anonymous said:I hope to see man united get crush now, they don't deserve this win at all, that penalty was ridiculous, so i will laugh my ass off If they lose and i hope they lose with a undeserved penalty too, that's it, god i hate them so much, their fans are the worst ever on the social media, they're saying the worst things possible to psg, the players and the fans, and i know the story"not all the fans are like that", but this is too much, they're the worst fans i ever saw, i'm in shock

Yeah I don’t have that hate towards them, but I will say how some of these fans on social media are behaving towards Kylian is disgusting. Have some respect for this insanely wise man for his age that is a World Champion at the age of 19! 

Like I’ve previously said: The people that are laughing at him now (that he’s down) are they same ones that will suck his d*** when he scored a hattrick of makes an insane run again... They can fuck off! 

Anonymous said:I think part os psgs problem is that their ligue is not competitive at all. They can't "practice" like united can. United has like at least 5 teams in the ligue that are serious competitors. Playing against them is at least some practice for the other european teams. Psg has at most one if you can count that one. They don't know how to play against bigger/better teams because they onlu do it in the cl

Mwaaaaah! I dont really agree with that I saw a French tweet about that on the night of the defeat. I will quote it here:

Ajax just crushed 2 arguments that explain the results of French clubs in Europe: 

The excuses of a budget

The excuse of the level of the national championship

Besides that I also think it’s the mentality of the club or something. There’s something in this team that makes them choke when they HAVE to win. It’s not an incident anymore. They should watch out that they won’t become a remontada club... Maybe they need a psygologist before games like this. I have no idea....

SORRY @ all for the late reply! 

PS: Holy heck he looked so hot in blaugrana eh??? + that cocky attitude makes me *_*

[harrison-abbott]

Do you remember those sirens at this world cup too? There was that endless elephant like drone of them … and the flyaway football that whizzed about hybrid, sporadic. There were all these shots, amongst the games, that yomped way up into the stadium. But do you know that the Germans foresaw that a new type of ball had been set for the finals – and so they only trained with that type of football within the months leading up to the tournament? Classic Deutschland. Way ahead of everybody else. … Okay, so they lost to Spain whom of course were the eventual victors. But they won third place. … I remember in that game, against Uruguay, whenever Suarez got the ball, all the Germans in the stand booed him. Liked that. His handball against … urgh, who was it again? … GHANA! With the handball when it was going in and then they missed the penalty. What a bastard he was. … I thought 2014 was a better world cup, and I still recall the hypnotic edge of ’98. When Ronaldo swallowed his tongue. My big brother told me that and I was only six at the time so I didn’t really understand it. How a person could swallow his tongue. And then he was playing in the game. And of course I remember Scotland being in the very first game, and it was the very first football game I ever watched, and our mother help us tots dress up in kilts and she painted Scotland flags on our faces. And we scored! And all the brothers went mental – in this very room of which I’m typing now – almost twenty four years ago, Jesus. And my reaction was to bury my face into the bed. And these tears whipped to my eyes. I’d never experienced a goal before: it had all that orgasmic energy and I dealt with it that way. … And do you remember 2002? The games, because it was in the far East, were on at like six in the morning in Scotland. And I have a few recollections of waking up before my own football games with the school team (that ill fated melodramatic career. Ha.) and it was off to watch them that early in the morning. … Umm. And I remember Rivaldo’s silly tantrum after the other player kicked the ball at him, and the ball hit his leg, but he held his face as if he’d been struck there and writhed about on the floor. Lols. And Turkey were really good in that tournament. And Totti got a red card against South Korea and then they scored shortly after to win it and the whole place went nuts. … And France got booted out my Senegal, if I’m right. Zidane was injured and he was watching in the stadium on the sidelines and I remember him looking mortified. But they went out in the group stages and it was all mayhem because they were the favourites to win the entire thing. And Ronaldo (who I still think was the best player ever, as does Ibrahimovic) scored eight blooming goals in the tournament. With the stupid haircut. But you could forgive Ronaldo for silly hairdos because he was him. He played for Barca and Real. For Inter and Milan. Two of the greatest rivalries in the world, but you still had to like him. I don’t think anybody disliked that man. … His personal story is also very inspiring. … And what about the 2006 yin? The first thing that pings to mind for most football fans is the headbutt. It was surreal, astonishing. That was Zidane’s final ever game and he exited like that. Fuck me. We will all wonder what happened if he hadn’t been sent off. The fact that he’d scored a Panenka penalty against Buffon earlier in the game. Crazy crazy crazy. I watched that live with my family, at my Dad’s house. And there was a momentary confusion, because the game just stopped for two minutes and none of us knew what was happening. And the bizarre thing was that the referee hadn’t even seen it and he needed to be informed by the linesman. Then Zidane was shown the red. Then we saw the footage of the assault. It was like, what the fuck just happened. … The soccer world cup has to be the greatest show on earth. That is football at its most enduring.

[ririthedevil]

jI was tagged by @blindbatalex!! 

1. favorite player of all time

I literally don’t have one and just cannot choose even if I were held at gun point! I loved watching Thierry Henry. I also love watching old Bobby Charlton because he is just the epitome of a ‘traditional British footballer’ which I adore. It’s a weird thing to try to define though, I think he just exudes it though. 

2. a game you will never forget (try to pick ONE)

Well it depends, do you mean I watched at the stadium or one live on TV? I think watching beating Arsenal 8-2 at Old Trafford in 2011 has to be the most unforgettable experience while I remember the 7-1 win over AS Roma for some reason so, so well - from where I was sitting in the pub to the face of the guy who spilt his beer over my father by accident while celebrating Evra’s goal (our 7th of the game). 

3. the national team u support the most

Literally don’t support anyone tbh. Only in rugby for England I get really hardcore about supporting! 

4. if you could pick one of your teams to win any trophy, who and which?

Manchester United and the Champions League of fucking course because I need me some fresh new memories, it’s been 9 years since the last time and 8 years and 6 since Barca kept crushing our dreams both times in the finals! 

5. whats the story of how you got into this sport!!!

Oh honestly it’s so bloody boring. I actually really hated it when I was 8 because I went to a Liverpool match which was against a London based team and it was boring af. Like honestly I was so put off football until I was 11 (so over 10 years ago now really), but I don’t know what really clicked. I think it was watching Ajax for the first time fully and falling in love then. And then finding out Manchester United’s goal keeper (of course the amazing van der Sar) came from Ajax and knowing my dad was so in love with the team that I ended up latching onto that love too. I also used to play as a CB/RB back when I was younger (11 again) though I never actually watched the sport, but my dad accidentally (he is a ruthless player no matter who you are!) injured my knee and I haven’t really played the sport since even after it healed fully. It’s almost as if watching the sport kind of replaced the fact I couldn’t really play for a while, so I’m half thankful because I’m not sure I’d love Manchester United as much as I do now. But I guess at the moment that’s both a curse and a blessing! 

6. how many games a week do you watch (approx.)

I drift in and out of all matches, Manchester United really is the only team I sit down to watch. I can’t really give you a number! I’d say it’d end up being 3 on average! 

7. world cup or copa américa/euro cup?

I really don’t care for national football, I know I’m weird! If I have to choose one it’s probably the World Cup. 

8. do you want uefa to rot in hell for how they treated borussia dortmund the latest weeks (yes/yes)

UMMMMM worse than rot in hell!!!

9. god im running out of ideas hmm… have u played football urself?

I used to! But not really anymore unless it’s some one on ones with my brother just to keep even a little in shape. 

NOW! I shall tagging @azkathefangirl, @panderherrera, @football-is-everything, @cristianomufc, @dr3ambl0g, @stayhumble-and-bekind, @abcde-fc, @ishibella and basically anyone else who wants to answer<3 Of course you don’t have to!! x 

[lukenop]

DO ALL OF THEM

what is it with you people and making me do every single one of these

and by ‘you people’

i mean teb

1: Would you prefer a large home or a small home?

i want a big house. I want the biggest house. I want a motherfucking castle on Mars.

no really though as long as ive got ample room for my hobbies thats all i need big bigger is better lmao

2: If you could convert a decommissioned missile silo / underground bunker into a home, would you?

Can i convert it into a regular missile silo?

yes that would be cool

3: If you had the money to buy a private island and build a custom castle on it, would you?

is...is this actually a question? fuck yeah

4: Have you ever attempted to start a micronation?

no

5: Would you ever wanna start a micronation?

i want to start a regular nation. i think i’ll call it...Bosnia.

6: Do you like to dress fancy?

Occasionally.

7: Have you ever considered running for office? Either on a national or subnational level.

i’ve considered it for when i get older but then every time it’s like

‘nah fuck politics’

8: Do you have any famous family members? What are they famous for?

The guy who played Prince Humperdink in The Princess Bride is either a distant cousin or a family friend. My family uses those interchangeably so fuck if i know.

9: Favourite James Bond film?

FFFFUUUUUUUCK i havent seen most of them in the past few years but in recent memory id have to say Skyfall

Skyfall was pretty fucking good

10: Where’s the most “exotic” place you’ve been to?

Colorado.

11: Have you ever voted in a national election? What about local?

no but i’ll be old enough in a few months ayyyy

12: What do you identify as, politically speaking?

left-leaning centrist

13: Would you move to another country if you fell in love with someone from that country? What about state (or other national subdivision)?

Depends on a lot of separate factors.

14: Do you wear hats often?

BRO I wear hats like 90% of the time. I collect hats. I love hats.

15: Would you ever enlist in your nation’s armed forces?

Voluntarily? No.

16: Would you ever consider mercenary work?

‘s good money

17: When you go to a sandwich shop (such as Subway), what do you normally get on your sandwich?

i get a pizza. i don’t like sandwiches

18: What would perfect date be for you?

fuck i dunno

just like

whatever i guess i dunno

one where it ends with my death

19: What do you like in your coffee?

cyanide

20: Have you ever been to a formal party, other than prom, a wedding, or homecoming?

well out of the three listed ive only been to a wedding so

My family is Greek Orthodox so we put pretty big emphasis on shit like this

parties after baptisms, etc

i’ve been to a few where i just sorta sat in the back and read a book since im terrible with people

21: Of the many obscure languages of the world, which would you most like to learn?

luxembourgish

22: How many children do you wish to have?

dont really care

23: Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for?

crimes against humanity

24: What is a show you love that not many people would know you love?

bob ross

when people look at me i doubt that they think ‘oh that guy enjoys watching a calming painting session’

25: Have you ever jumped out of a window?

i wish no

26: Do you like to dress fancily?

wasnt this asked already

27: If you could bring back any style of fashion from history, what would you bring back?

victorian england. gimme that motherfucking top hat

28: Do you like to dance?

no. definitely no. fuck no

29: What is your favourite style of architecture?

Caribbean or Italian

30: Do you have a favourite flag?

The American flag, bitch.

31: What is something you like to eat that others might find odd or gross?

when i was like four years old i used to eat miniature hot dogs right out of the jar

apparently it almost made my dad throw up

32: Have you ever fired a gun? If not, would you like to?

Yes and i love it

33: Do you like to cook?

YES

34: Do you keep a journal?

no but ive been meaning to

itll be useful when im rich and famous

35: Linux, Mac, or Windows?

windows

36: What does your ideal house look like?

a big tropical mansion on the beach in key west or some random caribbean island

or a nice-sized house by the mountains in Colorado

37: Do you prefer playing on a computer or a console?

i prefer PC but i’m not picky

38: If someone offered you a secluded cabin in the woods, with all modern conveniences (such as internet and running water), with no strings, would you accept the offer?

it’d be stupid not to

39: Have you ever accidentally left the house without an article of clothing?

i’ve left the house without my wallet and that kills me every time

i’ve had nightmares where im going about my business and realize i dont have pants

40: Do you enjoy documentaries?

depends on the subject matter

41: Do you have a favourite letter (of any alphabet)?

no

42: Where is a place you’d like to visit that people don’t generally think of as a big vacation destination?

suburban ohio

a lot of my family lives there and its really nice

43: Prefer you the City, Suburbs, or Country?

suburbs. not as many people as the city and not as redneck as the country.

44: Do you collect anything?

HATS I LOVE HATS

45: What is the worst injury you have ever received?

uhh the actual one i really dont wanna share so im just gonna say the time that i broke my arm lmao

46: Do you have a favourite coat of arms?

no but i have a coat of arms. i take my jacket off and arms just spill out everywhere. all kinds of arms. i have to clean them up. i hate it.

47: If you could have your own coat of arms, or flag, what would it look like?

two scimitars crossed behind a bull skull with a giant ribbon along the bottom that says whatever ‘fuck you’ is in Latin

48: What is one food that everyone loves, but you hate?

hamburgers

i dont like ground meat

49: What sort of car do you drive?

i drive my mom’s jaguar

but im getting my own car soon and its probably gonna be a 2008 honda civic coupe or some old chevy truck from the late 80s

50: Who is your favourite historical figure?

HANNIBAL BARCA

hes a fuckin badass my dude

OKAY thats done and my back kinda hurts for some reason haha oh well back to schoolwork and my endless wish for death

[heartsoftruth]

I always feel bad for Neymar and Bruna. You can tell they actually love each other but their lack of maturity kills the relationship every time they try. It will never work out until they handle this relationship as adults and not children. How have they been on/off for over 5 years now and not once lived alone/together? Couples who live together bond on a deeper level because they argue, they make up, and they learn more about their partner which can strengthen the relationship.. (1/2)

Anonymous said:And how have they never travelled together? Any vacation he has taken - whilst in a relationship with her – has involved his family and friends. While there’s nothing wrong with spending time with your loved ones, as a man you should want alone time with your girlfriend. I wouldn’t call whatever they’ve been doing for the past 5 years a relationship. It looks like a friends-with-benefits type of situation which involves them running away from one another when they have to be responsible (2/2)

That’s why I said: live together for a year and then they can think about marriage. That way they can have all these normal things couples do like fight over random/normal things, just bound, cook, be bored together etc. 

I mean during the Noronha stay they were kinda with our friends. They aren’t that close to Kevin and Bruno.

Anonymous said:Brumar is the best comedy show I’ve ever seen! Thank you Neymar for the laughs 😂😂😂

Anonymous said:Am I the only one sensing some tension between jota and ney??? It’s hella weird that they’re not together like I’m kinda thinking he may not even return to Paris?? even its weird with how Gil has been gone so long ( he’s back now). Idk maybe I’m over thinking but from the outside looking in ney doesn’t seem as close with his friends which is very odd!

He on his way! 

Anonymous said:I hate how he openly supports her in everything she does and she doesn’t give a single fuck about him, it really pisses me off. He may have his faults and flaws but he deserves someone who’s always by his side and supporting him in everything especially the bad times and I don’t think I’ve ever seen that from her. For example when he posts his praying pictures on IG before a match, it would be nice if she commented good luck or something simple like that but no she’s too self centred to care.Anonymous said:Bruna better go hard for our boy during Champion League and The World Cup because he’s really giving all of this some PROMO

Last time it was like that too… I’m not surprised. Just hopeful she will also do that when he plays against RMA or something… 

Anonymous said:Who knows, maybe she’s taking fashion advice from Ney #oops 🙈

Then she would have had some nice jackets over that dress!! 

Anonymous said:when she took a year off and when he was still playing for us, she could have moved in with him already but DIDN’T. apparently it does have to do in which city he is.

??? What do you mean? Barca is a great city, besides it’s where the man you love was so… 

Anonymous said:Guys come on please can we drop this now Bruna and Neymar are back together lets just accept it! I agree with the last anon maybe he was actually supporting her like he says she supports him with football behind the scenes… who knows maybe they had a SERIOUS conversation before giving their relationship another try! All we can do now is wait and see what happens but for now they’re happy

@ everyone. 

Anonymous said:@ anon: if they have a “”””””PR””””””” relationship then he sure does benefit from it: it will look like he is a “serious” boyfriend, in a “stable” *cough cough* relationship and after psg drama transfer he could definitely use a clean “sheet”.

@ anon 

Anonymous said:I would say “awww” at the posts and support, but his need to tag her in every single thing just confirms any suspicions i had.

I still have the suspicion too, but I would love to be wrong. like I said we will only have to wait and see what the future will bring to them. The past has been bumpy but who knows maybe the future is a smoother path for them now. 😜 I would love to with them, but also for them to take the time. because especially how on and off they have been they need it. 

[heartsoftruth]

Of course I don't want ney to leave but my problem with him is not that he's leaving it's the way he's leaving. He's moving is such a snake way. If he just said to his team mates when the new came out that "yes I'm leaving I just think it's my time to move on" then it would be fine but to keep them and the team in the dark even after them asking just pisses me off. And now Thiago to say what he did just proves that he's told PSG players before telling his one teammates. I find that disgusting.

I genuinely think that he made up his mind before the tour to leave, but then started to doubt his decision and since it wasn’t done he also couldnt say anything. Because of this Barca promo tour the circus keeps going and going and it’s getting insane and takes way too long. 

Anonymous said:Werent psg negotiating with Barcelona about ney? Is it done already?

No it isn’t done. Otherwise he would be gone already. 

Anonymous said:when he is gonna announce his decision

No one knows. Rumored to be next week since both clubs gave him an ultimatum. I expect to be on tuesday when he comes back from China. 

Anonymous said:I’m so mad at him right now, but I am going to he shattered if he actually leaves. I’m still trying to hold out hope. 😭😭😭😭

I know :(

Anonymous said:yaaaaay he is staying

?????

Anonymous said:“or that 1% chance 99% faith tattoo” ok time logout from tumblr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope he rubs it in their faces. 

Anonymous said:He came back for training he wasn’t allowed back in again by the coach. Lol.

Good for Valverde. If he wants to act like a kid then we will too. Cool down. 

Anonymous said:Whatever if he wants to ruin his career then so be it 😒 wish him the best of luck but his living in la la land if he thinks he can make history in the worst league ever!!! My honest opinion his making a STUPID ASS MOVE

Again if he wins the CL this whole transfer isn’t a fail, but being champions isn’t good enough. It’s just as expected tbh. And almost a duty. 

Anonymous said:Fuck Thiago and his tweet his just trying to stir the pot knowing that the fans are already frustrated with Neymar 😤Unpopulair opinion: I dont like him… Never quite have. Never will probably. Anonymous said:Ash I’m crying already 😭😭😭 I can’t deal! What’s even worse if it’s true his going to receive soooooo much backlash

I cry every day a little the more I read. I was emotional during the whole match against United…  I have no idea why… I’m just tired. 

Anonymous said:Did anyone read that article on MD about Tebas about FIFA fair play? omg this saga just got messy

Yesssss! I wish him all the best! VAI! 

I’m here for anyone trying to fuck P$G up even if it’s evil. You defeat evil with evil sometimes xD 

Anonymous said:Right now, at this point we have to brace ourselves. Thiago’s words at this point do not matter. The only person who should be believed at this point is Ney. Ney looked happy in training aside from the fight, super happy! This isn’t about money for Ney, he wants to lead and I understand that. Ney hasn’t said he is leaving, he’s given us no hints. This negativity makes me sad and I want to spread some positivity. I have a shread of hope left. I do.

Thank you so much for this 💗💗💗 Really thank you! I think we could all do with some positivity. 

Anonymous said:I think his time is over here he came here to learn from the best to be the best&he is done learning now he is off to find his own team winning ucl with psg wud make him in one go legend of that club also its good money benefits the star player leader his own team from his perspective its not bad i guess&as far as risk is concerned everything is risky. Maybe this season he wont win but by next season they cud? Also its wc&brazil is favorities so 2019 bdo will be his with WC+UCl

!00% true. Like I said if he wins the CL with PSG he will write history anything less is not good enough. 

And if he wins the WC and therefore the BdO thats great of course, but that has nothing to do with his transfer but only with the insane amount of top players they have and how good they play. 

But true if he wins the CL he’s the legend. I would just prefer to see him go to england or germ nay if he wanted to go tbh. 

Anonymous said:really… of all the places he could go eat in miami neymar chooses a place called paris. thats just so uncool of him now that the whole footballing world is waiting with baited breath on his decision. if he has made it, just come out and say it. no reason to be so deliberately provocative to a fandom that is already on an edge over this

It doesn’t annoy me that much, but indeed he could have chosen something else. I agree. 

Anonymous said:i wish to see him winning ballon d or and be the best player in the world

I wish that too. I at least hoped it would be at Barca or another club besides PSG… 

[heartsoftruth]

until now i thot Ney@PSG was just a way for him (and his pai) to get more money/advantages from barca by using PSG as a pressure point ... But now, after what Geri and Masche said, he apparently really considering leaving ... It's not just a mind game with barca's direction, he is actually serious. I still don't know what to think about it ...

Anonymous said:“Do you wane be someone who we hear of when you play in the CL only or one we also wants league matches live?” This got me thinking, maybe PSG could bring him a little more peace. Less media exposition, less pressure. On a personal level, i think it could be good for Ney … On a professional level, Barca is way more competitive of course. I understand why he take his time to truly think about it even if for the fans it is a hard time.

He wants to win the BdO. If he wants to win it in France he or has to score 40+ but especially win the CL. That will be historical. 

Anonymous said:I want him to leave. I think he needs it for his growth. But not like this and not PSG 😭

@imahighfunctioningdisaster​ said:I just really don’t see what’s appealing in going to PSG. (Except maybe for the money, but that what’s interest NSr, not NJr.) Ligue1 is so bad, like there is nothing spectacular or interesting to play in french football. There aren’t good opportunities or way to make yourself more famous, no good club (bc PSG is not a good club, not at all). (And it’s coming from a french person who doesn’t follow la Ligue 1 because of how bad it is.)

I dont see the appeal either tbh. I really dont see it. STAY!

Anonymous said:Neymar, it doesn’t get any better than Barca. You are a part of the best trio in football. You’ve won cups & you get praised for how incredible you are. But you’ll throw it away for money? A Brazilian friend persuading you too? If he leaves to PSG he goes to a shitty league with no competition. No one will care how many goals he scores. He won’t be alongside some of the best players in the world. But at least you got that money right? What a disappointment. Even if he stays, I don’t care.

Anonymous said:Ney will be hated by the fans bc of thinking about leaving. Ofcourse he’s thinks about leaving his dad wants him to go to psg. But I think Ney should man up and tell his father what he wants for once.

Anonymous said:I’m mind blown at how his father is sitting back and letting all this backlash happen, why is he ruining his sons reputation. Money is great and all but as a father your child should come first, his happiness should come first always.

Anonymous said:The damage is done already, Cules don’t want Neymar to stay even the once who really liked him are turning their backs on him. At this point he might as well just leave. I don’t know if he’s even aware of it. But he will be when the Camp Nou welcomes him with boos and whistles.

Exactly, it doesn’t get better than Barça and hell to the no at P$G…

I hope he stays. I’m keeping positive. I hope tonight will be a good came again and maybe some stay Ney chants and he will see what he can achieve with this team. 

He will just have to make up a lot with the fans. 

Anonymous said:Hi i’m sorry to bother but why would JB fans be mad at him? Did something happen? Again sorry for bothering youHi, you don’t bother me. I just dont remember what I said about JB… Anonymous said:hey ash well am a madridista but i wanna say that i really wish ney to stay although this will harm and threaten real Madrid but i want him to stay bec i love him and if he stays within a couples of years he gonna be the best player in world and 2nd its amazing to see such a unique talent in la liga :) am sorry if i interfered in barca issue while i am a Madrid fan good night all xoxox

Aaawh thank you! Thats very nice of you to say! I didnt know RMA fans visited my blog, but your words are too kind! It;s great to see how you appreciate him

Anonymous said:I feel like Geri messed up, meant positive about Neymar, but some things he said come out negative, he made him sound like incompetent child who can’t think for himself, and made it sound like he’ll never lead club cuz he’s not Messi. Not a good msg to send out there. I’m sure he didn’t mean it like that but it came out like that. We all know Ney is still under influence of his dad but he made big choices against him in the past and hes not a compete idiot, I think ppl underestimate him too much

Geri spoke his mind and the truth. I know what Geri means with the child comment and it isn’t as negative as it may seem. I thought he said some interesting stuff in a time where the subject of all this drama isn’t speaking. 

Anonymous said:watching stories from Neymars friends pisses me off even more, they really are such fucking parasites! he does all the work, in the middle of this hot mess they’re just fucking around, partying in messy hotel rooms, all just follow him around and live of of him and his success like leaches, they are no use. How can he be grown up surrounded with ppl like that 24/7?? Are they gonna still sit in his living room when they’re 50? pathetic….

I hvae no idea. I hope they tell him fucking stay at Barca idioto.

Anonymous said:If its abt leadership eventually ney will leave cos lio is the undisputed leader here&he fought his way to be here. Its not like he randomly became the leader over the years he has cemented his place. At the start it was a struggle even for him and right now tbh it would be extremely disrespectful and wrong to ask leo to step down because why should he he isnt declining? Or has shown any signs of it either even at the juve game both goals he was the starting point of it his inch perfect passes

True. He knows Leo won’t step down and is the natural leader. That;s why he might wanna  leave. 

Anonymous said:It’s not lio imposes himself on others infact last season he played in the midfield and became Europe’s top scorer he didn’t exactly took away chances from others but rather he is that good he can play in all positions. He by his talent is the natural leader of the squad. He is the best player in the world. Some people try to make it look like lio is a dictator hence ney is going& nobody acknowledges that even messi on his part sacrificed his play to suit msn. He isnt exactly self centered

Exactly! Leo shouldn’t even be brought into this discussion. Every player knows to what team they go to and who the natural leader is. Leo is a team player, not selfish but everyone respects him as the leader. 

Anonymous said:Sorry…. he said that his making this very clear he loves Neymar more then Barca and better then being with the best player in the world and that he won’t find this somewhere else, and that he needs to enjoy the team, the city which is Barca and he won’t find it anywhere elseAnonymous said:Nah Neymar has massively dissapointed me! Is he really that stupid that he will lose whatever goodwill he has left with fans even his teammates for carrying this on WAY too long. If it was a silly brumar rumour or something to do with Bruna he would be the first person calling out the journalist or posting some silly posts to end the drama but with HIS own life and career and the integrity and respect for a club that has done their best to accommodate him he keeps mute! He should leave tbhAnonymous said:Okay bye Neymar 👋🏽😒!!! I’m sorry if he really wanted to stay as Barca he would have said something by now, which just shows that his actually considering leaving Barca for a club where he’ll only be recognized in the Champions League?! I’m done he has strung everybody along far too long! I’m disappointed in him!!

I get the disappointment because same, but I still want and hope he will stay. Lets hope he makes the right decision. 

Anonymous said:I’m soooo tired of this Neymar drama. Thank God for Lewis, at least one of my faves is treating me right.

Well Lewis also has a lot of drama surrounding him always haha. 

Anonymous said:Neymar’s father did the impossible…Congratulations 👏👏👏*sarcasm* A majority of FC Barcelona fans (90%) now hate Neymar.he Can’t really say anything??This situation is so annoying.If he wants to leave, he need to SAY. EVERYONE is tired of this waiting.

It’s such a mess…