#fuck netflix at this point
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Another thing I hated in Season 2 is how often and explicity they call Vander "father". Sometimes it's more powerful to leave things unsaid, especially when they are perfectly understandable already. We know already that Vander (and Silco) were surrogate fathers to Vi and Jinx. You don't have to beat us over the head with it by having them call him father every time and even DADš
They did it very sparingly in Season 1 ("he's our father too" and "you're my daughter, I'll never forsake you"). The rest of the time it's left unsaid and packs much more of a punch because of it! Vi and Jinx also never directly refer to the men as "dad" or "father", they only ever call them their names. It's just another way that Season 1 was much more mature than Season 2. It had restraint that Season 2 didn't.
#when jinx called vander ādadā my brain leaked out of my ears. so goofy.#it's funny because season 2 shows restraint when they should be doing more but then overdoes things when they should be doing less#like showing vi's prison trauma? the effect of gang wars on the people of zaun? ekko's opinions on the jinx revolution and vi enforcer arcs?#fuck that we don't need to see all that. let the audience use their imaginations.#but things we already fucking know and understand like the vander and silco surrogate father dynamics?#oh let's overdo it by adding pointless redundant flashbacks showing how they were connected to the girls all along#and were ALWAYS meant to be their godfathers so everyone can REALLY understand why they loved the girls as daughters#and throw in a million lines of the girls calling vander Dad to really drive the point home just in case some people still don't get it#lmfao#arcane s2#arcane critical#arcane season 2#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane netflix#vi#jinx#vander#silco
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so Kaos got cancelled ššš wtf is going on
#Kaos Netflix#Kaos#is there genuinely any point in watching anything#Ida and I just started watching it we weren't even finished?#edit; finally finished watching btw god im#so#fucking#mad
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@netflix @netflix @netflix
iām so fucking done like what the fuck fuck fucking fuck. i was mad about 1899, because dark was so good and i wanted more from the creators. i was saddened by i am not ok with this, because i loved the characters and wanted to finish the story. i was devastated by the oa, because it was such a beautiful show and i needed to know what happened next.
but this is too fucking much. GUYS. the sandman universe is going, itās getting more episodes and expanding. dbd made it to the top 3, that alone should automatically get it renewed. dbd is honestly one of my absolute favourite shows of all time. itās funny and complex and has some of the best queer rep ever, it deals with important themes and has loveable characters and a beautifully realised world.
PLEASE, i beg of anyone who sees this, whether theyāre a fan of dbd or not, to BLAST netflix in any way you can. tag them, message them, write to them en masse. like iām so serious. literally write a letter by hand or print it out, and physically send it to netflix headquarters.
fucking do it, please. we cannot lose this lovely and beautiful and witty show. maybe, though the chances are slim and there are probably legal challenges, it can be picked up again by max, which was what originally produced the show anyways.
@netflix @netflix @netflix
#will incessantly posting and tagging them actually do anything to help the show at this point? unlikely.#but at the very least itāll be mildly annoying for the social media interns and netflix as a corporation deserves that#netflix#netflix geeked#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#george rexstrew#charles rowland#jayden revri#payneland#niko sasaki#yuyu kitamura#crystal palace#kassius nelson#the sandman#the endless#fuck netflix#save the oa#save 1899#starlightseraphās brainrot
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I JUST FINISHED KAOS AND I FIND OUT ITāS ALREADY CANCELLED
FIRST 1899 NOW THIS?? LITERALLY THE COOLEST, QUEEREST AND MOST ORIGINAL ADAPTATION OF GREEK MYTH I HAVE EVER SEEN??
GONE, UNFINISHED, BECAUE SOME FUCKING RATINGS BOARD DECIDED IT DIDNāT MEET ITS DRACONIAN FUCKING STANDARDS
FUCK OFF NETFLIX. I HATE IT HERE
#crystal chatter#Iām fucking losing my mind#I fucking called it you know#When the final episode was finished I said to my mom:#I canāt wait for season two unless netflix fucing cancels this shit again bc they always do#and now I go on tumblr and LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD#I should change my name to padparadscha sapphire at this point#Steven Universe reference#kaos#kaos netflix#fuck netflix#bring back kaos#Netflix is a disservice#a poison to quality art
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Five couldāve literally fall in love with anyone ANYONE in all the multiverses they visited. Hell, he couldāve rekindled his romance with beloved Delores but the writers decided for it to be Lila? Lila who was enamored with Diego. Bruh.
#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#tua season 4#what the fuck#spoilers#aiden gallagher#someone do a wellness check#heās a literal child#he was a literal child#he grew up with this cast#wtffff#everything else was okay#ig#lila x five#like š¤Ø#got him kissing senior citizens at this point#netflix#you disgust me
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Lal jumping Riker right after learning about dating is equivalent to booting up a game and immediately starting with the final boss
#sorry for the shitty quality. netflix won't let me screenshot#which is so fucking stupid btw??? like what is da point#do they think i'm going to pirate this 30 year old show frame by frame#christ#anyway#tng#star trek tng#lal soong#william riker#takes#ugh look at him bent over that table. never beating the babygirl allegations
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god what really gets me about dead boy detectives and what i think i love so much about the show and the relationships in it is that like. the romantic and sexual relationships aren't portrayed as being more unique or important than the platonic relationships. they're all just RELATIONSHIPS.
charles and crystal's attraction to each other and eventual hookup isn't this big end-all be-all relationship that shatter charles and edwin's friendship and draws charles' attention away from edwin; it's just a THING that happens. they're just two people that care about each other and happen to also be attracted to each other, and a hook-up happens, then they decide that neither of them are in the right place for it and it's nothing awful. crystal kisses charles, but it isn't some big spectacle of her declaring her love for him; it's just her saying goodbye and that she cares about him, like her hugs with niko and jenny and her handshake with edwin.
edwin realizes he loves charles romantically and tells him, and charles says he doesn't really love edwin romantically BACK, but it's okay, because they still love each other so much in so many other ways that this one tiny difference could never change themāand it doesn't!! they're still just as close, still care for each other just as much, still SHOW that care for each other just as much. their relationship didn't completely end because edwin loved charles in a way charles couldn't reciprocate, but at the same time it isn't "solved" by edwin getting over it, because there's nothing TO solve. it's just another type of love, added to everything that already exists between them. and they have LITERALLY FOREVER to figure out what it means.
the relationships between edwin & niko, crystal & niko, and crystal & edwin aren't given any less weight for being solely platonic, just as charles & crystal's relationship and edwin's feelings for charles aren't given (that much) MORE weight for being romantic. crystal and charles' conflict in the closet is about EDWIN, about how they're BOTH his friend and BOTH want to get him back; it has very little to do with the feelings between THEM, romantic or otherwise. similarly, the weight of charles' and edwin's relationship isn't diminished in the LEAST by charles not reciprocating the romantic side of his feelings (or SAYING he doesn't reciprocate, at leastāwe can all argue about the legitimacy of that in the notes).
i'm sure there are more examples than this, as well as probably some examples that CONTRADICT this, but like... by and large, it feels like dead boy detectives is a show where all the relationships are given equal weight regardless of platonic, sexual, romantic, or familial status, and as someone on both the asexual and aromantic spectrums who has struggled time and time again with shows casting out the importance of all other relationships in favor of prioritizing romance, that is INCREDIBLY refreshing to see.
#this might be a lot of run-on sentences and me repeating itself because its 2 am rn (sidenote how the HELL did it get that late last i chec#-ed it was like 11???) but i hope u enjoy anyway š#magpie thoughts#dead boy detectives#ik before watching the show i saw a lot of people were annoyed by charles and crystal's relationship and thought it felt forced and like#-āthey had no romantic chemistry#but honestly. having watched the show. i don't see that at all?#like maybe it's just me being aspec and not getting what ''romantic chemistry'' even IS but like. they were people. they were two fucked up#-people that happened to be attracted to each other and they hooked up when both of them were in low places and agreed to not go any furthe#-after. but beyond all of that they are FRIENDS and they STAY friends and like. they just felt like PEOPLE#the way they were written and the way the actors ACTED IT felt like ten times better to me than the dozens of pinacle romances i've seen in#-other tv shows#(and also i gotta say i love the other CASUALNESS with which sex was mentioned in the early episodes. it wasnt made out to be this big thin#-that only happens when tied to romance; it was just a THING. theyre both hot and in different circumstances they totally would have had se#-about it (and eventually they did but thats besides the point). that's it)#they're people. this is a show full of ghosts and demons and witches and crows-turned-into-boys but they are all fundamentally just PEOPLE#beautiful and fucked up human beings that feel attraction and hurt and fear and love in a million different ways.#AUGH i love this show so much#paineland#payneland#crystal palace#charles rowland#edwin payne#niko sasaki#dead boy detective netflix#dbda
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Will posting shit like this when Hannibal goes on work trips purposely to piss him off:
#Hannibals just like for the love of god please eat a vegetable#you CANNOT get scurvy in this day and age PLEASE#Im a DOCTOR what will people think??#and Wills just like ā thats the point dickwad get fucked lmaoā#expect +987 layers of pretentiousness#also they both dont know how twitter works and think theyre arguing in a private chat but no#its a public thread š#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#netflix#hannibal netflix#renew hannibal#revive hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram
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The scene in the last episode of Kevin Can F***k Himself where it shows Kevin outside of the sitcom world so you can see just how abusive and terrifying he actually is reminds me of those videos where they take the laugh track out of Friends
#like i get that that was kinda the point#like its showing how horrible common sitcom tropes are if they happened in real life#im glad the show is getting more recognition now that it got added to netflix#it deserves it#kevin can fuck himself#kevin can f himself
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yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.
to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naĆÆve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!
i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.
also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship ā one he got into as a child, essentially ā and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.
they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.
they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.
i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.
#eve text#elmike#stranger things#byler#only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol#tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS#god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear#i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable#i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts#elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about#even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike#i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up#the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much āhe was a boy she was a girlā to me#and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing...#the fact that lumax exists ā a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy ā makes that clear to me#and the ālove confessionā in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin#also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choiceā¦#fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK#so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows#i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too???#love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk#tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO...#like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their āgolden coupleā LMAO#stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest#anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul#i need frivolity#ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show
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Elias Mannix is such a tragic character, when you think about it. He was doomed from the start. Either he accepts to go with the time loop and
a) has a shitty childhood (shitty to the point of not thinking anyone ever loved him and to the point of accepting to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of lives to feel that love he was promised)
b) has to go through with the killing of hundreds of thousands of people! And I know future!Elias doesn't really show any remorse about it, but it has to fuck up a person. Especially when his decision was made pretty spontaneously in the moment, without really thinking about the consequences (I personally think that he wouldn't have done it if he had taken the time to breath, calm down and think about it). And especially knowing most of these people didn't just die at the time of the explosion, but had to suffer a slow and painful death, that Elias probably heard about/saw pictures of on TV. We don't see him as a young adult, but those years must have been tough.
c) has to make sure his childhood is shitty so that he can keep existing, and become his own abuser!!
His only other option is to not do any of that, choose to not make the bomb explode, to do the right thing, and what does he get for that? Nothing! He stops existing!! And it's not just as if he dies, he will never have existed, no one will know he ever existed, no one will remember him! Can you imagine that??
His own life is dependant on a cycle of abuse and death he created himself and it's SO. SAD.
#i've seen a lot of posts pointing out how awful and how much of a hypocrite he is#and those posts are right#but i think people mostly think of adult!elias when they talk about him#and i just can't get the 15 year old who didn't ask for any of this out of my head#his life is so fucking sad#bodies#bodies 2023#bodies netflix#bodies meta#? i guess?#please watch this show it's SO GOOD
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Tfw I draw a silly little thing for tumblr and then my power decides to go out while finishing it like- really? Wow-
#Madi rambles#it was mainly just a thank you post for getting my Silly netflix shitpost to 100 notes because I really didnāt expect that post to get a lot#of notes so like this is a very silly surprise#it helps that the jimmy fan blog reblogged it surely cause holy moly#oh my dad just turned on the generator womderful#anywho because tumblr ate my last tag#I was saying how I have silly one-shots planned for my AU universe!! specifcally about Jimmy & Grian! flower ranchers! and Scarian ofc#the only issue is I would feel the need to watch jimmy's pov of life stuff to make sure I'm getting his voice down correctly#which I probably would get his voice down correctly but aaaaa don't wanna fuck it up#you know I was gonna watch Martyn's videos today but uhhhhh Jimmy started streaming and it turned into a mess#i caught the stream late but the point stands#anywho i need to stop rambling but again thank you guys for over 100 notes on my silly shitpost and once the power is back on or the wifi is#connected again i will Post that okay okay
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NETFLIX! I WAS JOKING BEFORE!
Yeah letās all just watch the 57th season of the Kardasians meet The Bachelor or something now cause thatās all we get now.
#kaos netflix#kaos#Netflix#what the fuck Netflix#what is even the point of you#you are such a joke now
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i think i'd be less mad about dead boy etectives getting cancelled if it was clear that it was because of Neil Gaiman but since no one stated it it feels like just ANOTHER show with great potential (and a cast of pretty good, young actors who really deserved better) getting cancled after one season without getting it's time to shine
#to be clear: fuck neil gaiman#if they do bring it back for another season he should not be involved at all#but really what's next netflix?#are you gonna make another first season of a show just to cancel it immediately after? is that really gonna be more profitable?#or will people stop getting invested in your new shows at all because what's the point#i hate streaming services#i don't want to strategize about how best to stream a show to show netflix that i like it#dbda#dead boy detectives#my post#fuck netflix
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so youre telling me there's no millionaire in the world who just has too much money or something and also loves lockwood and co and is willing to produce a new season?
unbelievable.
#im being delusional at this point#PLEASE NETFLIX#locknation#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#jonathon stroud#cameron chapman#george cubbins#lockwood and co fanart#save lockwood and co#locklyle#lockwood and co netflix#lockwood and lucy#fuck netflix#quill kipps#renew lockwood and co#holly munro#ruby stokes
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