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world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up
#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO#howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize#more so than i previously thought!#he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building#rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3#mans is desperately Understimmed#wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3#i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush#i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up'#he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong#scribble salad#wh lights out au#welcome home au#hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED#howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office#frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god
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i had a thought
pls reblog
#that’s not my neighbor#thats not my neighbor#francis mosses#tnmn#tnmn francis#tnmn milkman#tnmn fanart#papers please#i swear to fucking god if anyone calls him the man behind the slaughter#tw body horror
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The Circus is back in town… just great…
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#thats not my neighbor nightmare mode#tnmn nightmare mode#nightmare mode#that’s not my neighbor#the nightmare clown#nightmare clown#masked man#masked clown#tnmn hooded man#tnmn masked man#tnmn clown mask#tnmn clown mask man#tnmn clown#clown mask guy#clown#arcade clown#unlikely clown#unlikely#WHAT THE FUCK DO I CALL THIS GUY OH MY GODDD NACHO SAMA GIMME A NAME
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y'all help a 40something dilf in my neighborhood has been Very Friendly with me all summer and I have to pretend that I'm not obsessed with shlubby middle aged men
#i cannot tell if he has been flirting with me or just has 0 Facebook etiquette#but our kids are friends#and he and his partner/mother of his kid give off intense swinger vibes#my husband thinks its fucking hilarious#putting this here because you rlmblrinas will understand my dilemma. i cant fuck that old man bc we're neighbors. but oh boy. is it tempting
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“Milkman beggin-“ WRONG. If you didnt let him in, he would probably just sleep on the floor
#that is a tired sleepy man who gives 0 fucks#you cant tell me he wont do that#francis mosses#milkman#thats not my neighbor#thats not my neighbour milkman
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Contains swear words, content may be offensive to some people ❗️❗️❗️
I don't really know where the real source of the photo is because I found it on Pinterest :(
If anyone knows please help me
Yeah, some btch I met on Tumblr acted like they was "sPecIaL" 🥺😫✨️ by saying they didn't like our man 🙄
I can't take it anymore !
And hey !! They're like " oMg 😱!!! I'M dIfFeReNt fRoM OtHeR gIrlS beCaUsE i dOn'T lIkE miLkMaN LiKe tHeM 😇😊🥰😍🤩😘😚☺️😜🤪😝😏🥵🥶🤯🥺😭😱😨😰 !!!"
"oH No🥶 !! hE 🤯iS sO 🤧AnNoYinG😡 ThaT mAkE sLoWs🥱 dOwN my inTeRnEt sPeeD 😨😭"
"A bUnCH oF gUlLiBlE fAngIrlS 🙄😒🫤😨"
"hE kiNdA nOthInG bUrGer FoR me 🤯🥵🥶😭😱😨"
💔...
Hey, Francis..he didn't do anything wrong....
Why do they hate this poor guy ?..
LIKE STFU !!! YOUR PICK ME !!! ARE YOU TOO FREE TO HATE MILKMAN !?!!?
AND MILKMAN FANS HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU BUT YOU'RE GOING CRAZY ON HERE !!!
Ah !! I REPEAT AGAIN !!! THIS FANDOM IT'S BUILT UP BY MILKMAN AND HIS FANS THAT WE HAVE THE STANDING WE HAVE TODAY !! OTHERWISE YOU GUYS COULDN'T BE TREASONABLE NOW !!!
Yes, you can call me rude !!
I'm just protecting my man !
I can't stand by and watch he get criticized !!
The haters loser 😒🙄
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn milkman#francis mosses#content warning#tw ed trigger#i love him#fuck the haters#fuck you#francis mosses is the hot man of that's not my neighbor
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"dad i'm hom-"
I think everyone knows what happened
god please forgive me for drawing a fucking sexy dead man's face
#cry#that's not my neighbor#shitpost#I honestly don't know#fan art#drawing#idk#animatic?#Mclooy Rudboys#Steven Rudboys#tnmn#god please forgive me for drawing a fucking sexy dead man's face
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what i really like about all the walrus vs fairy argument's i've seen is that like. 90% of peoples objections to a walrus at their door is just "i don't live where a walrus does" which means there is a second half that statement, that goes "but i might live near where a fairy does."
#idk man i just like how we've all collectively agreed that a walrus outside of it's native habitat is Fucking Odd#but a fairy can exist everywhere and we'd all just roll with it#'oh yeah my cousin's girlfriend's neighbor could be. who knows.'
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I still don’t think tsukasa is cool at school (and I never will.) but I do think it’s interesting that he’s actually friends with classmates who would be considered popular
(Source) He’s friendly with everyone & has zero issue with starting a conversation with strangers so it makes sense, even if I doubt that he hangs out with any of his classmates outside of school (too busy with the theatre grind). Rui also comments on how social he is in nene’s Peter Pan card story
(Tsukasa talking to nene) I don’t understand why you’re scared to talk to your classmates they’re just normal people there’s no reason to be anxious (nene is imagining hitting him). In my head everyone is just like this is our friend Tenma he’s weird as fuck & attached at the hip to the guy who sets off explosions on school property. but he’s chill.
#man he really does have literally zero social anxiety huh.#sliding scale of social ability with emu and Tsukasa (friendly with everyone have zero issues making friends)#rui (not afraid to socialize more so just resigned to being disliked so he avoids socializing)#and nene (having an aneurysm working up the courage to ask her desk neighbor for a pen)#mine#& the classmates do like him. thanks pandemonium card story for showing tsukasa interacting with his peers (cheering)#also wrt pandemonium card stories: ruikasa’s teachers fucking hatttteee them#waiting outside rui’s room after pretending to leave just to ambush them is hater behavior#analysis#tsukasa#rui
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assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!
#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!!#i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL#sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles#they make me so emotional....#having breathing problems while typing#they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg#literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight-#hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise)#tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up#THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR-#again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont-#im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig#fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh'#BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY!#AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!!#straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real-#and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3#idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists'#AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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day 28
#i kinda rambled here in the tags so have fun with that#ultratober#ultrakill#mysterious druid knight#ultrakill mdk#no owl though i couldnt find a way to keep their ingame appearance (what i registered as 2 cubes ontop of one another) unfortunately#i dont feel like putting all of his tags here. but hopefully the fans of this guys ultrakill appearance find this#anyways speaking of which. heres a question i have.#should i actually watch this guys shit btw#asking cause that drawing hakita did for today intrigued me#“i bought an aztec death whistle to fuck with my weed neighbors” yeah you sure did man! Yeah!#okay the likelihood of me getting an answer to my question is low but theres a slim chance okay?#ill stop yapping now. youre here for drawings
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I like that with the release of that's not my neighbor the internet has turned into a mass of 50s housewives whose husbands have stayed out for one too many late shifts
#y'all are losing it out here#for the milkman#some of the posts i've seen over this man would make the paint peel off my walls you are THIRSTY#time is a flat circle if there's a milkman people wanna fuck him#mossy's rambles#luci's rambles#text post#that's not my neighbor#tnmn#milkman#tnmn milkman#francis mosses#tnmn francis mosses#respectfully. that is a man with eye bags#not to say he isn't cute he's a delight. i like his little mmms#but my god. my good god#let that man BREATHE
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Suffer…suffer…suffer…suffer…
Drop, Fucker! Drop, Fucker! Drop, Fucker! Drop, Fucker!
^^^^ peak
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#that’s not my neighbor#tnmn masked man#clown mask man#tnmn clown mask man#tnmn clown mask#clown mask guy#masked clown#tnmn clown#SoundCloud#the stereosexuals#bigger than yours#the better to eat you with#will wood#will wood reference#this album is so fucking good#theres only like 3 songs but who give a fuck#arcade clown
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Not sure if you know the game (That’s not my neighbor) but…uhmm… can you draw Francis Moses if that’s alright ^^’
#owlrequests#the sillies#artist on tumblr#digital illustration#thats not my neighbor#thatz not my neighbor fanart#tnmn fanart#tnmn#francis mosses#milkman#the new fucking tumblr sexy man
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ok this isnt meant to be a dig or anything but it's always really funny to me when people like just cracking 30 are like "omg you're in your early twenties, you're a babyyyyyy"
babe you're like barely 30, you're a baby too. You're a blink and a half older than me. I spend too much time around people over 50, the difference between 23 and 33 is a few years at a job and a little more distance from living in your parents' house but it's like, nothing. the gap closes every time you breathe and every time i move. the difference between you and me is like one-fifteenth the difference between you and my dad's friend Joe or whatever. don't worry you'll get to live more life too, but don't kid yourself.
and this is doubled when it's coming from a 25-year-old currently experiencing a crisis of age because they're soooo old, they're 25, the horror! You are twenty-five. We have an age difference of three years. Your concern over this is embarrassing for you and highly entertaining for me. But like don't kid yourself here. You are 25. You are a like a fucking baby to me.
#red rambles#when i was 18 all my friends were grad students#i think my youngest close "peer'' friend was 27#when i was 19 it was covid and almost all my friends were distant people i knew online and then the age gap between me and my oldest friend#got even wider!#when i was 20 i stayed with my grandma for several months and i'm still friends with a bunch of her friends! i got a standing invitation to#a neighbor's house to shoot the shit with her and she's like 55 and she's the youngest of the people in my grandma's social circle i'm all#buddy-buddy with!#i was learning new knitting tecniques from someone in her late 80s!#You are like a little baby to me watch this [hits on a man around three times my age] [hits on a woman almost three times my age] i'd say#im hitting on enbies 3x my age here but i actually haven't met any out enbies that old yet. i think the youngest nonbinary person i know is#their forties and that's just 2x#wait no. i do know someone. but i haven't hit on them. not gonna steal valor LOL#if ur a cool recently-retired californian i cannot recommend coming to [city removed] to come get hit on by a 23 year old nonbinary tboy#but i wouldn't say it's off the table LOLLL#anyway.#point made i believe.#i'm sure i'll hit the Age Crisis one of these days and start being like omg... you're so *young* because you are so Small Number...#but the one i run into is just Omg... You are so Fucking Immature why do you think this problem Matters... and that one i get from everyone#ill be sitting there chatting with like 70yo retired married couples and be stricken with waves of utter disgust bc they're too concerned#with their neighbors' opinions and think it constitutes a legitimate issue if someone does things too differently when there are like.#real problems in this world LOL
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people judge horror movie characters for living in the middle of nowhere isolated, but have you ever experienced neighbors?
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