#fuck my gay ass life
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Please for the love of god DO NOT think about Jay Ferin when she first realises that she loves her fellow crew members
And how she cries herself to sleep because she knows that the second they find out that she had planned to betray them to the navy, they'll hate her
And how she remembers how Gillion reacted to Chip's lies, and how he held the blade to Chip's neck
And how she thinks about Chip watching from the side in disgust as Gillion levels blow after blow at her in his honour
And how she slowly realises she can never be honest with the people she loves most
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i am going to combust WHAT IS HER PROBLEM
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my legs hurt so bad actually its insane. i had trouble getting up from my desk just now jesus fucking christ💀💀
#bat rambles#i cant even wear my knee brace cuz i should only wear it for an hour at most#and i need that hour for when ill be traveling home#god im so tired i just wanna leaveee i dont wanna be at school#my back and ribs and shoulders hurt#fuck my gay ass life
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#jax goldenduo posting#im so thirsty#pls...#golden duo#i am a victorian child begging for a piece of bread on the sidewalk#fuck my gay ass life#golden boys#can we call them duo destruction#for old times sake#duo destruction#i miss goldenduo ong#ON SKIBIDI
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born to go sit in the woods for an hour forced to try to stand up and immediately fucking pass out
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chronic pain 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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local boy forced to wake up (six hundred dead thousands injured)
#ghost haunting#i am so COZY.#i wanna go back to sleep!!!!#but i can’t!!!!!!!!!!!#fuck my gay ass life
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WHYS DUNGEON MESHI GOTTA UPDATE WHILE IM STILL AT WORK FOR ANOTHER FUCKIN HOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can’t believe I deleted Instagram before I stopped smoking
#vagueposting#fuck my gay ass life#fuck me i fucking hate myself Jesus Christ I hate myself so goddamn much
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had a dream i ran a marathon and at the halfway point there were chocolate dipped pretzel sticks and i was look ooohh … 50 cents for like 6 of these puppies … i’ll get them on a second lap ( ??? ) and when i ran around the second time they were gone
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WHY DID I SAY THIS
i know this is mostly unintentional, things that exist bc of the genre being the way that it is etc etc but i think it was such a crazy insane choice to fill las nevadas with minecraft recreations of already famous landmarks; the needle, the effiel tower (which is also an in canon thing referring smth that had already been built in canon by sapnap? i think it might have been karl oh fuck oh god theyre gonna come take my cfiances knower card away), and of course the whole thing is a clear reference to las vegas. its so cool to see it all build ofc, but also its the meta reinforcement of the theme that everything great cquackity does, someone else has done it first, hes just a mirror trying to reflect greatness with no light of his own.
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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get a grip loverboy !!!
#this post brought to you by my gay ass watching this show#'' my god ... theyre all so beautiful ...''#also i just think trip is very shippable#he is mr loverman#my art#star trek#star trek enterprise#trip tucker#t'pol#malcolm reed#jonathan archer#hoshi sato#travis mayweather#major hayes#yes i included hayes bc i think hes a baddie thank you very much#EDIT HIS FUCKING ARM IS TOO LONG I HATE MY LIFE#EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL I ONLY FIND THE MISTAKES AFTER I POST THEM#WHYYY7!.!#edit number two oh my god i forgot shran 😭😭#jeffrey combs when i get you
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wow more kin guilt
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I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you
#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad#i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing#i feel bad now lmao#wales#my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you#cymru#homophobia#gay#lgbt#lgbtqia#good omens#bbc staged#michael sheen#i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared#what a fuckass country lmao awesome#uk politics#united kingdom#david tennant#what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american#bisexual#<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol#yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently#stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’#you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes
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I love this scene so much, ruby really did NOT hesitate in immediately taking that missile down. she really said oh you can TRY to hurt my partner just watch this.
like i love her expression in this, the way this goes from being just annoyed or upset; this girl is genuinely pissed with cordovin, because for one, she's being completely unreasonable about this matter, and secondly, i mean, she tried to shoot at weiss and maria.
(also ruby appreciation here; this girl sniped a moving missile out of the air like????)
and because i am whiterose trash, here is bonus ruby and weiss after weiss safely gets off the ship and is on ground with ruby.
look at this dork i love her sm. the second she's reunited with weiss and knows that weiss is safe; look at that smile.
(also pls don't mind weiss's expression)
#rwby#rwby volume 6#rwby cordovin#idk what the rest of her name is so#ruby rose#weiss schnee#whiterose#white rose#ruby x weiss#i love your honor#they're so adorable#they give me life#they are so gay#and i want them to end up together man#whiterose shippers were well fed in volume 6 ngl#also weiss appreciation for immediately saving everyone's asses while jumping out of a moving vehicle#OKAY BUT THE SMILE#LOOK AT THE BEFORE AND AFTER#the little face of “god my partner is so cool”#adn the goofy expression afterwards#and how when she snipes the missile#there is the look of#fuck around and find out bitch i dare you#there is something about the way ruby and weiss look at each other that gets to me
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