#fuck me it's cate blanchett

[jawnlockblog]

its that time of the year

[moliathh]

integra in the white suit Cate Blanchett wore in “The New Boy” Preview at The Astor Theater

[the--last-great-american-dynasty]

me whenever i watch ocean’s 8 and see cate blanchett in a suit:

[clyn4ever]

💭💭💭

[cityghoull]

WIFE

[fuck-leafblowers]

cate blanchett as kathryn woodhouse in black bag (2025) dir. steven soderbergh

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[lemongrablothbrok]

Why are they making another Bob Dylan biopic? We already have "I'm Not There", and that's like six different Bob Dylan biopics in one movie.

[lilacerull0]

the thing that makes bob dylan so great is that he is a pathetic little man. remember this bdylan biopic

[rainbow6ix]

Sorry lesbos but I really do not find Cate Blanchett that attractive,,, Gwyneth Paltrow will always be the #1 Hollywood milf to me

[ao3screenshotss]

holy shit i just found out my religion teacher used to work with cate blanchett at maccas

[lnkedmyheart]

Ocean's 8 may be a meh movie but I have watched it about 12 times in feb alone.

[jawnlockblog]

hi :)

im vi, they/them, queer

avid mlm wlw watcher

fan of...

🟥 sherlock (casual johnlock shipper)

🟧 fellow travelers 🥛

🟨 staged (sheebergnants stan)

🟩 carol (cate blanchett holy shit)

🟦 agathaxrio

🟪 doctor who (watched 15th, watching 10th, 11th, 12th)

⬛️ arcane (jaybe, jaybe not)

@crowleyspub

i love discovering queer media, queer actors and rewatching my favs :)

[thatskindasapphic]

Watching Carol rn and Therese is just like me fr. Autistic and gay

[absoluteabsolem]

i just finished reading lotr for the very first time and you know what this means,,,,,,, the extended edition awaits,,,,,,

[he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle]

The Serve

My favorite flavor of Gun Atthaphan looks is when he dresses like a U-haul Lesbian.

JUST LOOK AT THE MAN!

Overalls? The purse and bandana?

Those glasses? This butch baseball cap with floral top and patterned scarf and tiny black purse??

The risqué see-through knits with a tank top peeking through?

The iconic fuck-me pink power suit?

This basic white tee and cap combo that makes him look like he'll be ordering a pizza and beer at your house after he fixes your leaky faucet?

And what about this topless sport coat and slacks combo that looks like he's trying to give Cate Blanchett a run for her money?

And let's not ever forget this slutty number that says he's out to steal your husband and step on your daddy.

What a power move! He even casually wears double denim while baring his midriff.

I mean!!! Y'all see it too, right? It's not just me? U-haul. Lesbian.

[nezoriy]

List of "normal" things that always baffled me as a person on the aro/ace spectrum:

Disclaimer: A lot of this is based on the feelings and perception of my teenage self when I started to feel people around me were weird but didn't have the language or concept yet to understand what was wrong. So, give me a break if it sounds edgy sometimes. I don’t have the energy to sugarcoat every statement so it doesn’t offend anyone. If you're part of the mainstream and feel attacked by a random dude on the internet questioning things you find "normal," maybe ask yourself why you’re upset instead of coming for me.

1. "Love at first sight."

Even as a kid, this felt like a scam. I get friendship, and I can imagine love developing out of it. But for that, you need to know the person. You can't know someone instantly. So how on earth is this supposed to work? (The answer is, most ppl can feel sexual attraction instantaneously and it gets sold as love for the kids.)

2. Finding someone "attractive" = you’d like to fuck them.

I honestly was like 20something when I realized that actually yes, when ppl talk about someone, even celebs, being "attractive," they do mean they’d like to have sex with them and not just compliment them on their looks.

Like, I can honestly say that many of my friends, Cate Blanchett, and Hugh Jackman are "attractive." But to me, that’s like talking about a painting. Like, sure, Singer Sargent's Madame X is "attractive," but no one's trying to, uh, get it on with the painting… right?

3. The whole concept of dating (to find a romantic partner.)

So, you’re telling me people meet up specifically to see if they might develop feelings for each other when they don't have those feelings yet? 

Like, what even makes you say yes to a date if you don't know a person at all? (The answer is: once again, sexual attraction, obviously.) 

On the other hand, if you’re already friends with someone and just wanna see where it goes, why bring the flowers and fancy dinners into the equation?

4. Why people (especially women) would even risk sex back when it could have had major consequences for them

The list includes (but isn’t limited to):

Women before reliable contraception in societies where an unplanned pregnancy could be socially catastrophic;

Brothel visitors once STDs were known;

(Here’s the tricky one bc I myself kinda feel guilty for not being empathetic enough) gay people, especially men, in times and places where they could literally be imprisoned or executed for having sex

I need to be very clear here, this isn’t about moral superiority as I'm not feeling any, it’s about survival. Like, if sex could legit mess up your life, why not just… not do it? 

Yeah it's basically rip to “fallen” women but I’m different.

5. The culture of one-night stands, cruising, club hookups, etc.

This is still a bit uncomfortable in my head because this is a very prominent part of gay culture specifically, and I’ve always felt incredibly disconnected from it. But I can't edit it out.

Okay, so someone’s hot. I can maybe get that there’s a spark. But if you don’t know them… what if they open their mouth mid-action and reveal they voted for trump? Instant deal-breaker, my genitals are shriveling in terror.

6. The need to have a partner / actively searching for one.

I give it to you, if you vibe with someone, getting into a relationship may make sense. But actually, putting in effort to find one? For what? There’s so much other cool stuff in life!

7. "I haven’t had sex in five minutes/a month/half a year 😱😭" / jokes about dry spells.

Do you actually keep track of the timelines? So what if you haven’t? I get it, orgasm is great and all, but your hand still works, right? Why do you need another person for that? 

8. Imagining yourself in place of a person/character in sex scenes.

This mostly applies to fanfics but also “regular” porn. Even if the scene is hot, I don’t picture myself as any of the characters involved. Even if I'm aroused, I like it precisely for the characters in a specific scenario, I would only be a third wheel there. 

9. Sexual fantasies with yourself as a participant.

I really don't want to imagine myself in any sexual scenarios, neither with fictional characters nor with real people, even if I might have a crush on them. 

10. Cheating in relationships/marriage.

I’m not even talking about the moral aspect of breaking trust/violating the negotiated agreements; it’s the fact that someone "just couldn’t help themselves," “accidentally” had sex. Like, you’re willing to break an agreement, feel all the guilt, and go all secret agent-level to hide the thing because you… what, couldn’t keep it in your pants?

11. Extreme jealousy over sex.

Alongside the last point, I don’t really get why people make such a big deal about someone sleeping with someone else. Sure, it’s not cool to break agreements, and it’s a valid reason to re-evaluate the relationship. But just because they hooked up with someone else? Why is it such a dramatic deal?

(Spoiler alert: I’ve grown up to be poly now, who’s surprised xD)

12. The sexualization of women in media, ads, and the outrage from cishet guys about female characters wearing realistic armor instead of metal bikinis in their games now.

What do you mean, people actually like this and it works on them? Do people actually appreciate having half-naked women in their media? Seriously?

13. The priority of romantic relationships over friendships and every other kind of relationship.

From "got a partner, disappeared for two months from their friend group" to the whole idea that romance is inherently more "serious" or "important" than friendship. Why? Who made that a rule?

Okay, that’s it off the top of my head. Might add something later.