#fuck malthus

[prole-log]

[ilajue]

it's all fun and games until a niche political figure is mentioned in my presence and then all of the sudden the gangs getting a lesson on Thomas malthus

[squidswithguns]

fuck malthusian philosophy. all my homies hate malthus. malthusians are fucking brain dead

hey y'all if you're getting freaked over "overpopulation" or have heard of someone who is, watch this beautifully explained video please and thank you

[ollieolzzz]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HE LOOKS LIKE MALTHUS FROM HILDA FURACÃO.

I CANT DO THIS. HE. HEEE!!

[marimo331]

I'm in my feels about Hilda Furacao namely how from the first episodes you have these moments when Hilda is sad or lost, or feels empty for seemingly no reason . Which are undercut with Malthus having the same feelings and even says "what am I missing ? " they both get restless and can't sleep on the same night .

You can't get more "soulmates " that this . They've been likely feeling each others sadness since Malthus arrived in Belo Horizonte . Maybe even before ? I dunno . But they are closely linked and have been for a long while without knowing . (Thank you Gloria Perez)

Maybe this was God's plan for them ? Maybe HE saw how Malthus was being brought up and what Hilda had to go through because of Daltons death and the society around her and connected them and brought them together .

In a way Hilda was a miracle for Malthus . His worldview was changed his heart was cracked open to care for everyone and truly love everyone .

This is a repost by the way . I can't find my orignal post .

[inkybinkyboink]

gonna be so real, im so sad there arent more academic articles discussing and analyzing media. like. we are so focused on the classics but like where are my essays about fucking breaking bad.

[zeemczed]

You're right and you should say it.

really think mcu infinity war lost something when they decided to make thanos a malthusian ecofascist instead of a pathetic man desperate to fuck a skeleton who doesn't wanna fuck him back

[glitterandsparkels]

i love my background!!<33

I don't know what to put!!

[rainbowgod666]

My thing of "what creepypastas do after Pasta For Breakfast and Being In Italy From 2017 Until 2020-ish" is WACKY

Slenderman doesnt do the pages thing that often (SCP: overlord made him realize that now people arent afraid of paper anymore). Dont ask him about the time he became real, hes still mad about it

Sonic.exe is the sniper, he has canonically killed many of the "bad guys" (look at the last few conflicts of the world- my man getting HEADSHOTS) and he does it as one of its 3 jobs (the other 2 being Mobius Management and Managing the Autism Engine's Reason Lock with Bête noire and Harry DuBois)(long story)

Jeff the killer and Ben Drowned are assassins. They do stealth. Or smth. Eyeless Jack does it SLIGHTLY better but alas, his obsession with kidneys doesnt help

MARIO.exe and Lord X are big, dumb brutes that behave like a mixture of venom and deadpool. Usually the ones doing the Demolishing

Herobrine is usually too busy being my brains equivalent of O5-1 (but better ofc) but hes the one sending the main squad sometimes.

They are monsters. Some of them have eaten humans. And have zero issue with killing, but if you want the A-team equivalent of 2012's internet, they WILL be there.

They are the Creepypasta Mercenary Unit. And holy shit do they love their job.

[death-cannot-kill-you]

hello? are we doing fucking eugenics over here?

[bheska]

Hilda Furacão is so funny. Hilda the Sinner is having a great time going to football games, chatting with old dudes and daydreaming about her fairytale man giving back her shoe so she can be happily married

Meanwhile Malthus the Saint™ is stress eating, having a faith/identity crisis and fantasizing vividly about Hilda straping him to a bed and fucking his soul out of him

[getmeoutofhell]

could you do slasher house with a reader who’s a vampire :33 like which slasher would let them feed on them and etc etc 🧛🏻‍♂️🩸

Reader being a vampire in the Horror House headcanons!

being a vampire in a house full of evil spirited murders is something you don’t think of. as you arrive at the place, the slashers act like you’re one of them. well i mean, in some way you are right?

now, let’s talk about who would let you feed on them.

well, i know for a fact freddy would definitely let you feed on him, i think. maybe in dream world only tho, because you know he’s useless in real life. in the real world he’s all like “you ain’t sucking my veins, vampie!” but in dream world he’ll say something like “drink me baby!” or something like that.

as for some of the others, not a chance. more specifically micheal is saying hell no. 😂

if you’re out hunting or whatever, one of the slashers will be there with you. they like when the get the victim close to death, and then you step in and finish them off by taking their blood.

back to freddy he may find you attractive for being a blood thirsty creature. although aren’t they all blood thirsty? 🤔

anyway, you’ll have fun in the house. sometimes jason will let you drink his victims blood, he’s so sweet you just can’t help but love him.

hannibal knows that you don’t like garlic, so when he makes your plate of food, he won’t put none on there. sometimes if he pre seasons his food, he’ll let you know that there’s gonna he garlic in it. he’s a respectful human isn’t he? :)

patrick couldn’t give less of a fuck. i’m lying he is now more freaked out and worried you might try and steal his blood. so when he sees you, he immediately runs the opposite direction. you’re slight offended. he doesn’t wanna look like a raisin, what can i say?

oh yeah let’s talk about the sun light. you, valak, and malthus hate that shit. don’t worry, you won’t really be around it, since you know you’re not the only one who hates it. the floor their on is pretty dark, so that’s good.

as for the rest of them, they’re fine with you being a vampire. once they get to know you they fuck with your vibe.

the ghostface group think you being a blood sucking physco is awesome! going into more detail mickey alteri is gonna try to smash. that’s up to you if you let him 😂👏

[siobhanromee]

me when im gay but also a bigot

tumblr has some people with incredibly strange political beliefs.

[the-court-rat-jester]

every episode of hilda furacao:

all characters: *look at each other* yeah, no, we're mostly chill

malthus: *having the worse day of his entire fucking life, like it sucks, it's agony, nothing will ever be okay ever again, god has forsaken us all*

[gregorsamsadementiaravenway]

Reading Hilda Furacão, the novel (I'll post my general impressions here once I'm done), and confirming an impression I had about the show and the general opinion of those who watched it, particularly non-Brazilians who are not used to our way of doing telenovelas. Basically, the consensus (?) that the story should focus more on Hilda and Malthus and even ignore some of the other storylines is based on a misconception surrounding what the story is actually about. Drummond's novel, as well as Perez's screenplays, is not about a forbidden romance, though the romance is part of the story, but a chronicle of a city - maybe even a whole state - during a certain period of time. The title is Hilda Furacão because her character is central to that city and that time, she kind of embodies the zeitgeist if you will, but she's not exactly a protagonist, but simply another player in an immense group of people that embody a clash of ideologies, a certain sense of religiousness, an obliviousness to what's to come. In that sense, she and Malthus are, in the end, as important as Roberto or Dorinha or Loló Ventura or even fucking Tunico Mendes, and it makes sense for the plot to not focus so much on them. Of course, whether you like it or not is another matter entirely, but this is not a bug, it's a feature.

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LEMME JUST RANT ABOUT URINETOWN FOR A SECOND NOW THAT MY ROLE IS OVER CUZ ITS SO GOOD-

see the crazy thing about urinetown is the paralells. like, we don't see Hope as this master manipulator, yet...she is???? she went to the most expensive university in the world for it?????

it first occurs in follow your heart, she practically plays with his feelings to get him to like her back (see her validating his feelings and using the "Why, my heart was saying the same thing just the other day!!" card), and from there, yes, the two are genuine, but you gotta admit, in follow your heart is she does use a bit of a persuasive direction.

then we see her manipulate again in the end when she leads the poor to UGC headquarters and. yknow. kills everyone 💀 she eventually becomes worse that her father by denying them any other option than. die from lack of basic needs, and leads their demise. ALSO SHE COULDVE AT LEAST LISTENED TO THE RESEARCH?? CONTINUED IT??? AND SAVED EVERYONE LIKE BOBBY AND CALDWELL WANTED?????? anyways-

also, Caldwell and Bobby were the same at one point. they had to have been. a poor boy in the midst of crisis has dreams to help the people of his community, so he rises up with the support of his people, and becomes a martyr...sounds like two people, doesn't it?

ALSO², PENNY AND CALDWELL ARE SO TRAGIC????? this young woman (who is perhaps a prostitute just to get by) and (probably) poor boy are in love, and once the water table drops and keeps dropping, they take a chance to give into their feelings and have their night together, which leads to their daughter Hope being born, and once that happens Caldwell has possibly already started his revolution, company, and rise to the top. so he takes their daughter (possibly so that she doesn't have to go through what he went through as a child), makes her promise to never tell Hope who she is, and becomes this hard, cold shell of a man he used to be, becoming someone Penny doesn't even recognize anymore. she doesn't love Cladwell, she loves Caldwell, the dreamer who once cared for all the people. and that's probably why she calls him such, to try and get her beloved back.

also erm lockstock how dare you just reject barrel like that-

HARRY AND BECKY ARE TOGETHER???? AND ARE ACTUALLY RABID??????? couple goals <33 /j

who tf is tiny tom, like, is he Harry and Becky's kid????

im obsessed with imagining what Penny and Caldwell were like before UGC

REMEMBER WHEN OUR NIGHT WERE STARRY????

arent you sorry..? (translation: "Are you sorry about loving and listening to me?")

..sure, I'm sorry.. (translation: "You probably want me to say I'm sorry for loving you because you no longer love me, and regret me.")

im not sorry.. (translation: "I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU AGHHH-")

JUUUST UNNNNSOUNDDDD (translation: "WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER AND NOW ONE OF US HAS TO DIE-")

all the original broadway cast photos are 2001 crunchy 😭

HAIL MALTHUS

making fun of and calling out the government and twisted cops >:)

the harmonies make me wanna ascend

okay that's all for now 💀💀💀