#fuck malthus

[prole-log]

[ilajue]

it's all fun and games until a niche political figure is mentioned in my presence and then all of the sudden the gangs getting a lesson on Thomas malthus

[squidswithguns]

fuck malthusian philosophy. all my homies hate malthus. malthusians are fucking brain dead

hey y'all if you're getting freaked over "overpopulation" or have heard of someone who is, watch this beautifully explained video please and thank you

[ollieolzzz]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HE LOOKS LIKE MALTHUS FROM HILDA FURACÃO.

I CANT DO THIS. HE. HEEE!!

[marimo331]

I'm in my feels about Hilda Furacao namely how from the first episodes you have these moments when Hilda is sad or lost, or feels empty for seemingly no reason . Which are undercut with Malthus having the same feelings and even says "what am I missing ? " they both get restless and can't sleep on the same night .

You can't get more "soulmates " that this . They've been likely feeling each others sadness since Malthus arrived in Belo Horizonte . Maybe even before ? I dunno . But they are closely linked and have been for a long while without knowing . (Thank you Gloria Perez)

Maybe this was God's plan for them ? Maybe HE saw how Malthus was being brought up and what Hilda had to go through because of Daltons death and the society around her and connected them and brought them together .

In a way Hilda was a miracle for Malthus . His worldview was changed his heart was cracked open to care for everyone and truly love everyone .

This is a repost by the way . I can't find my orignal post .

[inkybinkyboink]

gonna be so real, im so sad there arent more academic articles discussing and analyzing media. like. we are so focused on the classics but like where are my essays about fucking breaking bad.

[zeemczed]

You're right and you should say it.

really think mcu infinity war lost something when they decided to make thanos a malthusian ecofascist instead of a pathetic man desperate to fuck a skeleton who doesn't wanna fuck him back

[glitterandsparkels]

i love my background!!<33

I don't know what to put!!

[death-cannot-kill-you]

hello? are we doing fucking eugenics over here?

[getmeoutofhell]

Hello 👋 may I please request a thing where the reader randomly hugs the slashers and how the slashers would react/what would they do? Like they had a bad day and just needed to hug someone. Also can you please 🙏 🥺 add Valak and Malthus (not his doll thing) to the thing? I can not express how much of a need it is for me to hug them even if it's in a fanfic thing

If you do write this : thank you! If not : that's fine too 🙂

You're amazing 💖

Hugging the Horror House Part 1

Malthus:

malthus is more of a physical touch demon imo. so a hug wouldn’t be a bad thing for him. he skin would feel like sand paper that’s extra hardened.

Valak:

hugging valak…i’ve never heard someone say that. good luck, i mean if and him are friends maybe a slight hug will be fine, but only for a second, then he disappears.

Freddy:

this burnt man would make even hugging him sexual. but maybe he’ll just give you a regular hug, only in dream world tho. he feels embarrassed if he’s around the rest of the group.

Hannibal + Will:

they don’t mind hugs!! especially if you had a long day. they smell fantastic, trapping you in their warm embrace. sometimes hannibal will rub your head or back gently.

Art + Vicky + The little girl:

vicky isn’t to found of hugs with people she just met, so if she’s hugs you, she has to have known you. as for art and the little girl, they fucking love hugs. give them a tight squeeze and it’ll make their day.

The Sinclair Brothers:

these bothers are…well idk. you see, bo will hug you, maybe even try to touch you. vincent would be so shy if someone that’s not his family asked for a hug, but if he likes you, you will get one. lester smells like car and ass, but i mean if you wanna hug him, go for it, he’s all with it.

Thomas:

this big fluffy man would be another shy dude. probably would blush when you hug him, i just find that accurate. over time, when you hug him he picks you up and spins you around.

Penny + Pennywise:

the two it clowns, and only one of them likes hugs. penny would love a good snuggle, but pennywise would not. he doesn’t liked being touched by people in general.

hope you enjoyed!! part 2 coming soon

[blankperiodssn]

FRR LIKE HOW’D HE EVEN COME UP WITH THAT BRO YOU’RE IN CHURCH😭

Hilda Furacão is so funny. Hilda the Sinner is having a great time going to football games, chatting with old dudes and daydreaming about her fairytale man giving back her shoe so she can be happily married

Meanwhile Malthus the Saint™ is stress eating, having a faith/identity crisis and fantasizing vividly about Hilda straping him to a bed and fucking his soul out of him

[the-court-rat-jester]

every episode of hilda furacao:

all characters: *look at each other* yeah, no, we're mostly chill

malthus: *having the worse day of his entire fucking life, like it sucks, it's agony, nothing will ever be okay ever again, god has forsaken us all*

[monostardust]

I have no idea what it is but I just like the pathetic sweaty men.

Like look at them. So beautiful in their suffering. And what's funny to me is they could not be more different. Will is literally fighting demons inside his head telling him to kill them bitches and be done with it. While Malthus be out here fighting his horniness. It's a bit sad with Malthus since that's a huge amount of religious trauma he's fighting with poor boy. But with Will bro couldn't give a fuck. To busy denying he wants to fuck Hannibal.

The first loves a cannibalistic serial killer and the other a prostitute. A special fbi agent tasked to hunt down depraved minds and a frair meant to vow a life of celibacy and serve God.

They're similar but also very different. I also love the contrast between their partners. Hannibal is a devil incarnate, a fallen angel wreaking havoc on earth. But Hilda, Malthus describes her as an angel disguised as the devil sent to him by god.

I dunno man I dunno what am tryna say here I just love Will and his whimpering. And I love Malthus with how he struggles to come to terms with his horniness for a woman he tried to exorcise.

[gregorsamsadementiaravenway]

Reading Hilda Furacão, the novel (I'll post my general impressions here once I'm done), and confirming an impression I had about the show and the general opinion of those who watched it, particularly non-Brazilians who are not used to our way of doing telenovelas. Basically, the consensus (?) that the story should focus more on Hilda and Malthus and even ignore some of the other storylines is based on a misconception surrounding what the story is actually about. Drummond's novel, as well as Perez's screenplays, is not about a forbidden romance, though the romance is part of the story, but a chronicle of a city - maybe even a whole state - during a certain period of time. The title is Hilda Furacão because her character is central to that city and that time, she kind of embodies the zeitgeist if you will, but she's not exactly a protagonist, but simply another player in an immense group of people that embody a clash of ideologies, a certain sense of religiousness, an obliviousness to what's to come. In that sense, she and Malthus are, in the end, as important as Roberto or Dorinha or Loló Ventura or even fucking Tunico Mendes, and it makes sense for the plot to not focus so much on them. Of course, whether you like it or not is another matter entirely, but this is not a bug, it's a feature.

[siobhanromee]

me when im gay but also a bigot

tumblr has some people with incredibly strange political beliefs.

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LEMME JUST RANT ABOUT URINETOWN FOR A SECOND NOW THAT MY ROLE IS OVER CUZ ITS SO GOOD-

see the crazy thing about urinetown is the paralells. like, we don't see Hope as this master manipulator, yet...she is???? she went to the most expensive university in the world for it?????

it first occurs in follow your heart, she practically plays with his feelings to get him to like her back (see her validating his feelings and using the "Why, my heart was saying the same thing just the other day!!" card), and from there, yes, the two are genuine, but you gotta admit, in follow your heart is she does use a bit of a persuasive direction.

then we see her manipulate again in the end when she leads the poor to UGC headquarters and. yknow. kills everyone 💀 she eventually becomes worse that her father by denying them any other option than. die from lack of basic needs, and leads their demise. ALSO SHE COULDVE AT LEAST LISTENED TO THE RESEARCH?? CONTINUED IT??? AND SAVED EVERYONE LIKE BOBBY AND CALDWELL WANTED?????? anyways-

also, Caldwell and Bobby were the same at one point. they had to have been. a poor boy in the midst of crisis has dreams to help the people of his community, so he rises up with the support of his people, and becomes a martyr...sounds like two people, doesn't it?

ALSO², PENNY AND CALDWELL ARE SO TRAGIC????? this young woman (who is perhaps a prostitute just to get by) and (probably) poor boy are in love, and once the water table drops and keeps dropping, they take a chance to give into their feelings and have their night together, which leads to their daughter Hope being born, and once that happens Caldwell has possibly already started his revolution, company, and rise to the top. so he takes their daughter (possibly so that she doesn't have to go through what he went through as a child), makes her promise to never tell Hope who she is, and becomes this hard, cold shell of a man he used to be, becoming someone Penny doesn't even recognize anymore. she doesn't love Cladwell, she loves Caldwell, the dreamer who once cared for all the people. and that's probably why she calls him such, to try and get her beloved back.

also erm lockstock how dare you just reject barrel like that-

HARRY AND BECKY ARE TOGETHER???? AND ARE ACTUALLY RABID??????? couple goals <33 /j

who tf is tiny tom, like, is he Harry and Becky's kid????

im obsessed with imagining what Penny and Caldwell were like before UGC

REMEMBER WHEN OUR NIGHT WERE STARRY????

arent you sorry..? (translation: "Are you sorry about loving and listening to me?")

..sure, I'm sorry.. (translation: "You probably want me to say I'm sorry for loving you because you no longer love me, and regret me.")

im not sorry.. (translation: "I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU AGHHH-")

JUUUST UNNNNSOUNDDDD (translation: "WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER AND NOW ONE OF US HAS TO DIE-")

all the original broadway cast photos are 2001 crunchy 😭

HAIL MALTHUS

making fun of and calling out the government and twisted cops >:)

the harmonies make me wanna ascend

okay that's all for now 💀💀💀