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Hot desking is the ultimate humiliation.
We are family but you don’t have your own bed, your desk, your own 1/300th of the house. You just come in and see where you can find decent spot to spread your blanket on the floor and sleep. Wanna have a photo of your kid in the living area? How about we give you a drawer you can put it in when you go out and bring out and hold it when you come back?
But please do come back.
We love you.
We are a shitty exploitative abusive family.
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Vincent Price -
Baron of Arizona (1950)
#vincent price#baron of arizona#photo#photo edit by me#omfg#SO HOT#fuckkkkk#bend me over that desk please#🥵🥵🥵🥵#bicon#bisexual#so fucking sexy#HALPPP#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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Feeling GREAT today babes 👍
#(had two cups of hot tea back to back knowing caffeine puts me to sleep really fucking fast and hard)#(kubrick staring at my canvas trying to finish the wardrobe meme asks bc trying to stay awake)#(procrastinating by spinning around in my desk chair while listening to and singing you spin me round)#(knowing full well I also get motion sickness very easily)#(might be ever so slightly out of it rn)#the outer worlds#vicar maximillian desoto my beloved#vicar max#maximillian desoto
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I DID AN ART TRADE WITH @plumebound-nico LOOK AT WHAT HE DREW FOR ME ISNT IT SO FUCKING GOOD GYAAAAYEHEJRHHEYWUQEYQIEHWIHJEHEJRBSJRBSMFNSMFNSKFNX DB AHAHGSWHWJAGE EEHHAHDHWBAASGGDA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#other art#shiver#art trade#SLAMS FIST ON DESK REPEATEDLY#FUCK FUCK FUCKF UKF FUCKF FUFKC#SHES SO HOT#anyway im normal again cool art#please send your regards to my dear friend nico he is a very great artist
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✦ 11. 3. 24 ✦ 📓 ✦ Monday ✦
Todays physics lesson was so comfortable, we just worked on the questions in complete silence, I really appreciated that. I had to stay longer to write a polish essay to send in for another competition. (I think my teacher likes my stuff...). But I got some decent studying for geography done. However, my procrastinationg brain does not want to take any more information, so I guess I´m doing the rest tomorrow. Apart from the linguistics rabbit hole I fell into for maybe an hour, I managed to focus fairly well :) (who am I lying to)
🌱🌿🪴 - 1h 15min on Forest ♫₊˚.🎧 ▷▷ XOXO - Blind Channel
#hot chocolate is my fuel#I need my sugar#fucking mondays#studyblr#studying#study aesthetic#student life#study blog#study motivation#study inspo#study inspiration#forest app#aesthetic#study desk#karodiaries#karoriginal
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dc holiday special (2017)
*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?
#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered.#god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting)#one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth#like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box#of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself#its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it#same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics#anyways. big man or tiny cookie?#also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ......#c: dc holiday special (2017)#crypt's panels#clark kent
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Are there any Professor Snart fics out there? The thought came to me and now I'm lying on the floor trying to get my brain to reboot.
Think about it. The gossip surrounding the hot new English professor. The casual but professional outfits. The captivating lectures. The charming smiles. The corny jokes. The starry-eyed students. The never-ending string of faculty friends and students visiting when he's in his office. The abundance of award-winning books he's written (James Patterson who?). The Dean is ready to offer him tenure if Len agrees to add another class or two to his roster because they have so many students begging to be in his class. He goes to his students' poetry slams to encourage them and has a writing workshop for inspiring authors. He sponsored a scholarship in his name for LGBTQ+ students. He volunteers to help with the theater department. Not long after he's hired, Professor Leonard Snart seems to be the only thing anyone wants to talk about at Central City University.
#theres so many ways to fit barry into this#a stressed senior who can't stand hearing Iris go on and on about her new hot teacher#a fellow professor who cant string two sentences together in front of his favorite author#an inspiring CSI hell-bent on proving the picture-perfect professor isn't who he seems to be#the Ezra/Aria meetfuck in the bar bathroom the day before he realized he just had sex with his new professor#Barry's work friends have adopted Len into their friend group and think they should date#professors rivalry aka how many times can we pretend we actually hate each other before we fuck on your desk#i could go on#but I'll run out of tags#leonard snart#coldflash#barry allen#the flash#captain cold#professor snart
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cursed to draw only one (1) character forever
#artwip#it is hot as FUCK at my desk#i don't think i'm gonna finish this tbh#i'm gonna go write. i have a chapter of vellichor i've been meaning to rewrite for days#& i just keep putting it off#so. i'm gonna go do it!! right now!!!#& if i don't write something for velli... i will write something for kel & co. idc.#i just need to put the pen to the paper or i'm gonna lose my mind#if you see me online... it means i have failed.#ok. bye.#rainyrambles
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some prick to Sirius: is it a Mr. or Mrs?
Remus: it’s actually a Dr.
#genderfluid sirius black#i love you#proud boyfriend Remus#smart Sirius I love you!#they are both hot professors or something#imagine them just fucking each other on their desks ;)#marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#dead gay wizards
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happy thursday i might have covid 😭 and in my delirium ive decided to thigh post ur welcome
#thigh thursday#transgender#trans self love#nsft#my partner tested + and i have snifflessss#dont make fun of the hot sauce on my desk i know im a fucking mess
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Vincent Price - Baron of Arizona (1950)
#vincent price#the baron of arizona#photo#movie still#god hes hot#so fucking sexy#i wanna throw everything off of that desk and do him right there#i said it#cant be helped#bicon#bisexual#god#fav#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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skippys back at it again with a new rp blog which means another half assed promo, so if you could pls like/reblog this if youre interested in rping with me here thatd be Neat uwu
#bro im so fucking tired shdkjfsa#its that level of tired where you give no shits#and i dont give shits on a good day so like#tbh im surprised my eyes are still open lol#wonder if i could get away with a nap at my desk for a hot minute#ooc#pokemon rp#scarlet/violet rp#atticus rp#larry rp
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a view from the Tañon strait :) and also my desk, since this is a desk post lmao
Cleopatra 1963 was on TV last night and ohhhhhh my god Richard Burton’s Mark Antony is everything to me for real. I wrote an Antony comic a million years ago, junked it because I don’t care about him, but I’m not immune to Richard Burton’s Antony in love and despair. like, I was frantically writing scenes in my notebook during commercial break, I was on Twitter talking about how much I love this film, etc. unparalleled. show stopping.
in other news, Trikaranos ch 1 should be up sometime this month or at the start of the next! I also have some Italian renaissance comics I want to knock out of my WIP folder. low key kind of thinking of turning the DMBJ au into a little side project for when I get tired of thinking about the implications of Roman coins and taxes or whatever, but I’ll probably attempt that as a combination of rough pencil comics and prose if I do it because it would strictly be For Fun 🤔 we’ll see! there’s some original comic stuff I want to tackle before the end of the year too. augh. the passage of time
#desk posting#who has that comic about how the world is fucking terrible. and you’re like. making comics. been really feeling it lately#like nothing is enough the political leaders of the world are a horrible and on top of everything else. I’m making comics???#I was taking to a friend about it and it’s like. well. that’s how life goes. the contradicting multitudes of existence#anyway. I’m making suman and then hot chocolate before I get started on work for the day. wahoo.#also! a little peak inside my studies sketchbook! and my beloved Mitsubishi pencil that is rapidly getting shorter lmao#I quit using mechanical pencils last fall and I’m having a blast#no real reason I just prefer the feeling of pencils that require sharpening
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I love being a desk pet
Let me build a little nest down there with my bed even if I'm not going to use it cause I'll be stuck to your crotch the entire time
Let me hear you moan and try to concentrate while I try and make you loose your concentration and make you cum in my mouth
If you want you can put a toy in me to make me sloppier and work harder
I promise I won't bite you at all! (Lie)
#yes this is about a very hot session my mistress and i had#they did fuck the brains out of me after#pup talks#pup enby#pup posting#puppy sub#pup rambles#pup pl4y#bd/sm kink#queer nsft#t4t nsft#nsft#bd/sm community#bd/sm blog#k!nk blog#k!nk community#desk pet#enby#free use slvt#free use kink#gay#hornyposting#k!nks#trans nsft#queer#t4t#under the desk
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I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
#🍰 ask#I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see#photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making soo#o many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off#too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk#gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest#antasy ever. Obviously#it can't happen#but I love thinking about it.
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dawg its not even 1pm do not start with me
#i told my partner id sat my hot coffee on the desk#instead of asking me to mvoe it so they dont bump it they just tried to move around it and bumped it#and now theyre fucking grumpy stomping around#「mercury speaks」
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