#fuck everyone else i gouses

[shnurf]

this is so stupid im trying to rewatch the clone wars but i cant stop cryinf cause they all die flr nothing in the end i hate this show

[craftiebanana-blog]

How things actuallu went

8:30- got a call saying they were almost to my house. I wasnt even home

9:30- got picked up after rushing home

12:00- one hour till ceremony rehearsal. Found out the toss bouquet never shoeed up and there were 3 kids added to the guest list. Queue bride meltdown and screaming match beteeen Mob and bride. Had to rush to the party store to get party favors for the kids.

1:00- fight between maid of honors mom and husband. Queue yet another bride meltdown. Fight between maid of honor and HER mom in the church parking lot.

1:15- rehearsal starts. Flower girl meltdown. Ran through ceremony once.

2:00- told Mob we would be at rehearsal dinner/lunch at 3. Ran to the bank. Ran to house to pick up maid of honors husband.

2:30- mob calls to yell at bride for not being at the dinner yet. Queue yet another bride meltdown.

3:00- show up ON TIME and mob acts like nothing happened.

3:30- maid of honor lets her daughter eat all the butter for the bread at the restraunt and smear it all over herself and table.

4:30- check in at hotel. Run everything up. Bride realizes she needs to run to walmart for something. Queue yet another bride meltdown with screaming this time. Runnto house to pick up stuff for reception. Bride screams at me for asking if she grabbed the bridesmaids dresses. I yell at her to chill the fuck out and stop screaming at everyone or im walking. Leave bride at gouse to catch a lyft to walmart. Me and maid of honor rush to reception hall.

5:00- arrive at reception, unload car, find maid of honors mom flipping out because the beans spilled in her brand new car.

5:30- bride arrives and starts screaming because i asked where the baskets go. She sits in a corner and pouts while everyone else sets up.

6:30-7ish- finally leave. Pick up food. Head to hotel. I decide tonstay behind while they run back to the house to grab MORE stuff they forgot.

9:30- they arrive back at hotel. Im stoned out of my mind. And no longer give a fuck about ANYTHING!

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Last day before the wedding!!!!!!!

9:30-Maid of honor has a drs appointment

10:30- we are all getting mani/pedis

1-ceremony rehearsal

3-check in at hotel

4:30- meet up at the reception venue to set up

6 or 7ish- back at the hotel for showers and attempt to relax so we can get to sleep somewhat on time!

I am sooooo nervous and getting super excited!

At some point between the ceremony rehearsal and venue set up, we will be meeting for the rehearsal dinner! The bride told me what she got us bridesmaids as a thank you gift and im super excited about it!

Last night i had to change out my lip ring (it was originally bright green but the paint was chipping so i finally went ahead and bought a little silver one with a diamond in it)and my nose ring (it was a purple hoop and she didnt like it haha unfortunately when i took it out it bent and i couldnt get it back into the original shape so i had to throw it away 😭😭😭😭 it was my favorite!!) Need to clean my earrings still cause if i cant have my hoop in my nose you better believe all my piercings will be in! Luckly i already had enough silver looking diamond earrings to cover all 3 of my holes haha

I havent even had a full cup of coffee yet but im ready to start the day!!!!