#fuck bram stoker I make the rules now. vampires have sensitive ears. vampires purr. make them have the cat eye thing where they dilate
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#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#seras victoria#integra hellsing#sertegra#a#gonna be real I made the second to last pic of seras and was like Fuck something has to come out of this#smear frames are fun I love smear frames and shit#ooc because integra would have more self control than what’s in my brain but that’s unimportant#but like there has to be information The hellsings just Don’t know about vampires simply because they haven’t been in those situations#I don’t think Abraham van helsing would’ve tenderly caressed a vampire under the guise of Fuck Around and Find Out#maybe he would’ve and my brain is thinking like a coward#fuck bram stoker I make the rules now. vampires have sensitive ears. vampires purr. make them have the cat eye thing where they dilate#if they can do the shape shifty shit then they can all whistle it comes with being able to manipulate your lips#honestly actually I’ve no clue how whistling works shit just happens#actually vampires are perfectly okay in sunlight as long as you give them those eye doctor sunglasses the like curled up ones#you can shape shift anything? fuck it we’re making a biblically accurate troll face#thinking about depressed high contrast troll face steelix
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