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wierdfanficwriter · 7 months ago

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Ah, blonde people <3333333

amazes me everyday how you fuckers exist :>>>>>>>

#pansexual thoughts #just genuine love for blondes #shout out to him #brown eyed blondie #nerd #awkward little shit that loves photography and horses #and none of y’all will ever know if I’ve transitioned to a new fandom and have gotten obsessed with (another) blonde #or i’m just vague posting #also blonde women.#god #love blonde women.#sleep deprives pansexual thoughts #none of this in a ‘10/10 would fuck’ way #but more in a ‘let me run my fingers through your hair as i humm to you a beautiful melody’ kinda way #in a #in a strawberry blonde (the song) kinda way #shout out to the blondes i have no idea if are men or women #y’all are just hot #shout out to the blondes that are BOTH men and women or nothing all at once #y’all are also hot #the traumatized raven haired babies are just my babies #for context #i use hot in the same way you could call someone cute #i’m just ace posting about how i find people in general attractive and it just so happens i got reminded of a certain blondie #fuck blonds #people are just cute actually #also go check out my traumatised fictional children on my blog ya fucks <3333 #might take down later #im just sleep deprived

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luvingsolace · 28 days ago

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People scream that Nico deserves someone better than Will Solace as if said Will Solace doesn’t canonically serve lethal facecard, hyper intelligence and a big kind heart

#Will solace canonically tall blond gorgeous tattooed strong smart nice good-listener kind gentle-handed protective respectful #FUCK YOU NICO DI ANGELO!#FUCK YOUUUUUUUU #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #will solace #solangelo #william andrew solace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo #will solace solos #william solace #tsats #the sun and the star #tsats2

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aigirlsstars · 3 months ago

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Mikayla Demaiter

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alinafans · 3 months ago

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aigirlsstars · 2 months ago

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Mikayla Demaiter

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alinafans · 4 months ago

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jedi-starbird · 1 year ago

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Rex: So General Kenobi, how come you speak mando'a?

Obi-Wan: I've always been interested in the culture and I spent a year on Mandalore for a mission in my youth :)

Rex: I see, what about you, General Skywalker?

Anakin: Huh? Oh Obi-Wan used to drop me off in mando daycare when he went to get laid in little Keldabe, fun times, they taught me how to headbutt someone.

#anakin: oh hes interested in the culture all right #little keldabe see war hero anakin skywalker on the tv and are like huh its that blonde kid that followed around that slutty ginger twink #it takes them months to connect jedi high general obi wan to 'ginger twink i fucked in a nightclub 15 years ago'#and they promptly lose it when they realise #mando daycare is absolutely just anyone in armour who's free for the next few hours #obi wan vibe checks them in the force then just plonks anakin down with a note taped to him that says 'i called dibs'#obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #mandalorians #mando'a #star wars

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vaguely-concerned · 8 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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isawjamfirst · 7 months ago

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