#ft. michael !

[the-autopsy-collective]

Crawls out of a cave, dumps this out onto the ground, immediately crawls back into the cave

[zahra-burch]

fmk the class of 2014

"fuck cat, marry peter luci, kill michael when he does that thing where he starts preaching at me and i can't find my squirt bottle."

[suerteliquida]

Ella dejó escapar una ligera risa, el sonido apenas un susurro cargado de sarcasmo. "Edición limitada... Eso suena más como una excusa para justificar un experimento fallido," respondió, señalando la bebida abandonada a un lado con un gesto despreocupado. "No sé si mi 'nivel de exigencia', como lo llamas, pueda ser satisfecho aquí. Aunque aprecio el optimismo," añadió, arqueando una ceja con una sonrisa que no llegaba a sus ojos. "Supongo que es una forma elegante de decir que debería seguir buscando, ¿no?" Se inclinó levemente hacia él, con un aire entre desafiante y juguetón. "¿O acaso tienes una recomendación? Porque si estoy perdiendo el tiempo, prefiero culparte a ti por ello."

Quisiera defender al establecimiento, pero hasta para él era poco impresionable. Sin embargo, tampoco pretendía darle la razón a la contraria. Colocó la bebida a un lado. El dulce había logrado hastiarlo y prefería olvidarla. —Son edición limitada por una razón. —De nuevo, no pretendía defender, se decía que no estarían aquí por mucho tiempo—. Aún así, hay bastantes para elegir, tal vez alguna se ajuste a tu nivel de exigencia —exclamó encogiéndose de hombros. Y al propio.

[zackistired]

what do you do when delusion incarnate asks to go to barbie with you? you say yes obviously

has anyone done this yet

[godsf1lth1estprophet]

Thinking about carving up somebody’s thighs and licking up the blood. They’re only in the underwear and can see them getting aroused by the way I roll my eyes back as I drink their blood. I use one of my hands to tease them through the fabric as I continued to lap up the blood. My little boycunt is throbbing at this point and I get more aggressive with each cut. I break eventually at the sound of their moans and begging and I finally decided to give them the sloppiest head known to man.

Yknow just thinking about it, the normal amount very frequently

[citylighten]

Zoe contemplates her relationship with Michael, while Michael contemplates whether he should take the Strangerville mystery into his own hands.

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[steviemaylane]

@mikeyhartman

Tatiana Maslany as Erin Hurley and Jake Gyllenhaal as Jeff Bauman in Stronger (2017).

[psiirockin]

FNAF 4 Bullies! These guys are so insufferable look at them.

[brits4gerardway]

pack it up, count 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ula

[holdingup-fallingsky]

I bore a flame that burned a thousand suns

[steviemaylane]

@mikeyhartman

The song "I Do Adore" has major ineffable husbands vibes

[organvaults]

work is kicking my ASS!!!!!! anyways

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

This genre of dude has be in a chokehold every time

[byemambo]

SAILUB HEMMAWICH AS OAB

This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans (2024) | 1.01

[theosphobia]

"wash bunks w caboose sometimes cuz he gets night terrors n he thoughtlessly goes into his room for his sectioned cuddle time but chief is with them now n hes already in the bed w caboose n it was a stupid idea to even come here in the first place so he tries to sneak back out w/o waking them but its Too Late and caboose drags him into bed w them for 'the best sleepover ever'"

[godsf1lth1estprophet]

My horny ass could NEVER be in the Outlast Trials