#ft. me making my dad cookie dough

[sharks-r0ck]

i get a wolverine cosplay and immediately start doing the stupidest shit

[robbybirdy]

67. Baking therapy on a budget Ft. Genshin Characters: Kazuha- Shamrock Cookies

Hello, Every birdy. Today we are making some cookies that were fun to make. I mean who doesn’t love green cookies. Recently I have been volunteering at my local food pantry & thrift shop, and I was looking at the cookbooks like I do. And the boss is like “Robyn, take that home with you, but You have to bring some cookies in.” I was like “Um… okay.” So I made these cookies. 

Before I talk about the recipe, I want to talk about the character in question: Kaedehara Kazuha (Kye-de-hara Kaz-oo-ha). He is a wandering samurai who is a temporary crewmember of the Crux, the ship that Beidou is captain. I knew that I wanted to do something with leaves for Kazuha because of his design. 

The recipe for these cookies will be in the description down below. 

You will need:

Butter

Powdered sugar

Egg

Mint flavoring/extract or peppermint candy (if you add in the peppermint candy expect to reduce your baking time by 2 minutes, or you will have harder cookies) 

Flour

Salt

Green food coloring 

The first thing you are going to do is preheat your oven to 375F. 

Now you are going to mix together the butter, sugar egg and flavoring evenly. 

Next you are going to stir together your flour, salt and food coloring. The original recipe says nothing about having to chill it. 

Once you have the dough together, you are going to roll in them in either 3 or 4 small balls, which are about ¼ teaspoon of dough for each ball. Flatten the balls together slightly with fingertip into shamrock shapes. Shape the stem and attach it to your shape. 

After shaping your cookies you are going to place them on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper or sprayed with cooking spray. 

If desired you are going to sprinkle some green decorators’ sugar onto your cookies. 

Bake them at 375 F. For 8 minutes. These cookies are supposed to make about 9 dozen cookies. But if you make bigger cookies like I did you will only make about 5 dozen. Which is still good. 

These cookies look really cute, and they tasted really good. If I remember to eat them very very carefully. As they sat out they got harder because of the peppermint candies. If I were to make these cookies again, same everything again, I probably would lessen the time I baked them for. Because I love my soft cookies. Something that I will always “fight” my dad about. He is the type of person that likes the harder cookies. He eats them carefully, but he tells me that he likes the carmalization. He doesn’t like the charcoal cookies. And these cookies were more to his liking than to mine. 

I brought these cookies in, and I think they were liked. Because they were half gone. So I think that they liked them. 

I hope that you liked this recipe. Feel free to check it out for yourself. See you in the next post. Thank you.

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TAEHEE WITH WAYV

kun kunhee

taehee’s true aegyo only shows when she talks to kun.

she would call him ‘kun gege‘ or ‘kunnie kun kun’ when she’s feeling it lol

taehee Loves kun’s cooking !!! every time the neos would separate into groups during an activity that involved cooking, she’d beg to be in the same group as him.

(nct world ep. 8) “oppa, your food is to die for.”

kun looks at taehee very fondly, like how a dad would watch his child. 

he thinks taehee can be a bit out of hand sometimes, but 98% of the time they’re together, kun looks like he’d spoil taehee without her having to ask him. 

(180403 vlive) “kun-ge,” taehee skips in her steps as kun turns his head to acknowledge her, “hmm?” “if ten oppa asked you to cut me in half, would you?” she asks him expectantly, and without missing a beat, he replies, “no”. triumphantly, taehee turns to the back to stick out her tongue at ten, “see, you’re the only person—“ “i don’t want to have two of you around,” kun cuts her off with a playful smirk, which turns to a laugh as soon as taehee lets out a gasp. she continued to ramble about how she trusted him, how she felt betrayed. “i’m just kidding,” kun says as he put his arm around taehee’s shoulders, pulling her close before ruffling her hair. 

although they’re not a very popular duo or not seen together quite often, taehee absolutely missed kun and his playfulness (and maybe his cooking too).

iconic moment (uncut take #1 | 2020 yearparty behind scene #2) “hello,” they respectfully greeted, with taehee clinging to kun’s side. “i’m here with taehee,” kun starts, “and even if we aren’t in a scene together, we’re hanging out.”

“i missed kun oppa,” taehee pouts, “kun gege.” this immediately made kun smile, it was clear how kun adored taehee like she was his own child. “really?” and taehee nods in response. “it’s been like, what, two years? since i’ve last seen you. moments with you are like, a breath of fresh air,” kun softly laughs at the comparison as he shakes his head at her dramatics. “you’re just making stuff up, aren’t you?”

“i’m not! i swear!”

“are you sure it’s not my cooking that you missed?”

“well... maybe that too.”

song happier by marshmellow ft. bastille

ten tnt / tenhee

taehee likes to think of ten as her twin, but then he would always shoot down the idea. 

(n’-75) “we’re like twins, right?” taehee tells ten before throwing a chip into her mouth. “yeah, but you’re the annoying one and everyone likes me.”

their videos on nct’s dance channel are literally Divine !!!!!! nctzens especially went wild when taehee performed with ten on ‘hit the stage’.

the dirty jokes ..... don’t even get me started. ten would make one remark and it immediately becomes dirty when he makes eye contact with taehee (ft. mark sometimes). if taehee was about to break out laughing, she’d go “UGH I HATE YOU!”

but even if they’re like this with each other, ten and taehee care about each other a whole lot :(

(nct world ep. 3) taehee strained her wrist while attempting to do jump over the vault. though she was able to balance herself quickly, she looked as if she were about to fall; at this split second, ten took a worried step forward, afraid that she’d slip to the ground. later, when taehee comes back with a wrist guard around her hand, ten takes a concerned look at her and asks if she was okay.

taehee also caught a cold while they were preparing for ‘90’s love’ and ten kept insisting he’d make her something to help her feel better.

ten would never admit it but taehee is his baby, anything or anyone that’s bothering her will have to go through him first >:(

iconic moment (jcc ep. 25) “ten, i don’t think it’s supposed to work that way,” taehee giggles at him as he stood a foot away from her while mixing his self-made cookie dough. “no, you wait for it. it’s gonna work,” ten insists while pointing the wooden spoon menacingly at taehee, but this just made the girl smile wider.

she secretly slides the jar of white sugar towards her and scoops up a spoonful, before moving carefully towards ten. “i don’t even think you added sugar,” she mumbles, but his body moves to block her and she bumps into his back with another step. “HEY!” she laughs at how protective ten was getting over his cookie dough, and his stirring becoming more and more aggressive as she tries to put sugar in it, “i’m going to place some so it has a taste!”

ten protests that he already did a while ago while taehee maneuvered her way around him laughing. ten knew what she was trying to do and so he bumped his hip against hers to stop her from getting any nearer. “this is going to spill! ten, stop!,” taehee tries to hold in her giggles, ten was being too cute. “and you’re going to clean it up when it does,” he bites back.

taehee resumes to finding ways to get sugar into the mix while ten resists, causing a very entertained mark to fill the studio with laughter. after a few minutes of trying, taehee sighs and puts back the sugar in the jar, "wow, i never knew baking could be so tiring.”

turns out, ten’s cookies didn’t come out that well and taehee’s expression said it all. “i told you so.”

song positions by ariana grande 

winwin winhee

when winwin was promoting with wayv, he and taehee would send each other messages asking about their days or if they had plans for anything. since both units were busy, they really never do this and it’s only rare that they message each other, let alone call each other.

that’s why taehee was very happy when she saw winwin again for resonance :(

if taehee was chill about her love for winwin before, now she’d just poke his cheeks every once in a while.

(uncut take #1 | 2020 yearparty behind scene #1) taehee watches from the side as three or four members corner winwin to gush over him, making her give a disapproving shake of the head to the camera. “everyone, winwin hyungie is like a baby,” she nods. “babies won’t like it if you bother them too much, so you have to be subtle with your affection.” taehee gives a playful smirk to the camera, “that’s why winwin hyungie likes me.”

winwin, on the other hand, thinks that taehee changed very much the last time he saw her. from being childish and innocent, she became matured and confident. this is how winwin felt time really flew.

(uncut take #1 | 2020 yearparty behind scene #1) “winwin gege~,” taehee whines, seeing how it would roll off her tongue. “did i say that right? ‘winwin gege’?,” she looks to see that winwin already had a fond smile on his face. “you are so cute,” he pouts, “jeon taehee, you are really too cute.”

iconic moment (201106 twitter blueroom live) “winwin hyung, who is your favorite member here in 90’s love?,” haechan asks from his left. and as everyone appeals to him, including mark who touches his ear out of affection, he already had one person in mind. “jeon taehee.”

song left to right by marteen

lucas luhee

a very very very very chaotic duo.

if you watch compilation videos of the funniest moments from empathy era, the iconic clip of lucas and taehee saying something else instead of ‘yadom’ (nasal spray) would always be included. they had to cut out that part from the live later, and members had to tell them what ‘야동’ actually meant in the next live.

taehee would try to teach lucas some korean before, but then that’s just her talking in korean with an english accent.

(180712 vlive) “why are you so tall?,” taehee raises her eyebrow at him. “why are you so short?,” lucas laughs.

taehee threw a pick-up line at mark during that same live, and lucas asked her why wasn’t she like that to him too. “lucas, don’t laugh but,” taehee tells him, “even if you’re as tall as a tree, i’ll still see you as a big baby. i’m not lying.”

and so jungwoo and taehee’s snacking tradition was actually jungwoo, taehee, and lucas’ snacking tradition.

for taehee, it’s so satisfying to watch lucas eat especially if he’s enjoying it so much. lucas actually admitted that the food that taehee carried in her bag would eventually go to his stomach. it became a habit for taehee to carry some in her bag even if lucas wasn’t promoting with her anymore.

iconic moment (uncut take #14 | ‘resonance’ mv behind the scene) “yo lucas,” taehee greets as she was pulled into a friendly bro hug. when she pulls away, she quicklt takes a look at lucas’ gorgeous features and steps back, “woah, you’re seriously so handsome.” lucas turns shy at her compliment and rubs the back of his neck, “you too.”

taehee raises her eyebrows in amusement, smirking as she says, “i’m handsome too?” lucas thinks for a moment before nodding yes, “you can be handsome too.”

“okay czennies, meet two very handsome people. hello!”

song rather be by clean bandit (ft. jess glynne)

xiaojun xiaohee

out of all the ‘99 boys, she’d want to get to know xiaojun more the most. 

they’re not awkward with each other, they’re just shy to approach each other and start a conversation. 

(sun & moon ep. 2) “taehee-ssi told me the other day she really liked xiaojun hyung’s voice out of the blue,” the said girl eyes haechan carefully, suddenly feeling nervous at what he’s going to pull. “i told her she should tell you herself, why is she telling me? she said she was shy,” when he had said this, a chorus of ‘ohh’s’ came from the rest of the bunch, except for taehee. she had a threatening smile on her face directed at the one and only lee haechan, so he decides to prod her further, “taehee-ssi, perhaps you’d like a guesting on awsaz?”

unknowingly though, xiaojun soon becomes one of the causes of taehee’s smiles or laughter whenever they’re filming together. 

(nct world ep. 2) “taehee, fighting!,” he cheers as taehee stepped forward to arm wrestle. the latter quickly turns around to give him a salute as she winks.

(201120 vlive) “xiaojun comes home and he talks about taehee too,” kun shares, “they hang out a lot.” doyoung snickers, “he fell for her too? taehee tells us how funny you guys are in your dorms, but she only ever talked about xiaojun.”

so yes ,,, they are very shy around each other but as far as we know !!! they’re really good friends who want to be closer to each other.

iconic moment (uncut take #14 | ‘resonance’ mv behind the scene) “you guys have pets in your dorm, right?,” taehee asks him as she leaned back, her arms supporting her from behind. “yes, we have three. the dog is bella and we have two cats named leon and louis,” taehee’s eyes widened, though she admits she feels jealous to have their pets around.

“i would keep my dog with me but they won’t let me.”

“oh really? what’s the name?”

“her name is 뚱이, and she’s a lhasa apso.”

“ahh,” xiaojun nods, “does she pee on your carpet?”

taehee throws her head back slightly as she laughs at the question, bringing a hand to her mouth to hide her growing smile. “do your pets pee on your carpet?” xiaojun shrugs, “well, sometimes,” he nods off disappointingly, causing taehee to giggle. “but we love them,” xiaojun sighs, and his eyes see taehee’s wide smile as she agrees with him. “that’s right, we love them.”

song i really like you by carly rae jepsen 

hendery deryhee

taehee finds hendery SO funny, i swear.

like he can literally just smile and nod she’d bust her lungs out from laughing

nctzens found it cute when taehee and hendery monitored each other while they were shooting for the ‘misfit’ track vid.

(misfit track video behind the scene) “ooo hendery is good. he looks cool.”

taehee watched the awsaz episode of winwin and jisung ,,, firstly because of those two.

but then hendery and haechan were so funny too she may have shed a tear from laughing.

a fan asked in those video call fansigns if taehee has watched any of wayv’s videos and she laughed, saying that she watched the one where they acted as disney princesses.

“hendery is so funny, really,” she smiled. “I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!!”

they became really close during resonance era and talk about games, their pets, and already have some inside jokes between the two of them.

like a member would just say ‘cabbage’ and we already have the two of them smiling to each other from across the room !!! or they’d make eye contact when looking at the mirror and taehee would just bust out laughing.

iconic moment (201106 twitter blueroom live) “you’re really, really, really, really handsome,” yuta starts with utmost sincerity, “hendery.” the latter brings a hand to his face, his face warming up at the compliment as he sighs contently. this comical reaction causes taehee to burst into a fit of laughter, one you could hear off-cam.

later, when it was time for the ‘90’s love’ unit to take charge of the live, taehee giggles out of the blue, trying to keep her laughs in. “why?,” mark asks as he glances at her. “i’m sorry i just,” she pauses. surely, she was thinking about the funny things hendery pulled when they were doing the live before them. “i just keep thinking about how funny hendery was. i’m sorry, i’ll just eat my fries,” she says the last part quickly, throwing a french fry in her mouth as she bites back a smile.

song love story by taylor swift (disco lines ft. cassidi remix)

yangyang yanghee

taehee finds yangyang SO cute, precious, and tiny.

whenever yangyang is speaking, we’d see taehee in the corner of the frame smiling. 

she’s all over the yangyang vocalist agenda !!!!!!

(uncut #16 | ‘90’s love’ recording behind) “this is yangyang’s voice, isn’t it?,” taehee beams as she hears the younger’s voice through her headphones. “i really like his voice.”

yangyang’s such a smiley baby around taehee, partially because she told him he was very cute when he smiles.

fans find it so endearing when taehee calls yangyang “yangyangie” as if she’s talking to a baby :(

(201022 weibo live) “taehee noona and i play games when she comes here,” yangyang tells renjun. “and then she’ll hangout with the pets later,” he and renjun laugh at this. typical taehee.

taehee would buy drinks from the vending machine for sungchan since he’s the maknae in ‘90’s love’ but !!!! she makes a special exception for yangyang.

just a little bit more and he’s up taehee’s baby list ^ ^

iconic moment (uncut take #8 | ‘90′s love’ mv behind) “today is yangyang’s birthday!,” taehee chirps as she held the camera, making sure she and yangyang were both in the frame. “you’re like, 21 now, right?,” yangyang nods, “how are you feeling today?”

“i feel happy right now since you guys like prepared a cake and stuff and sang ‘happy birthday’ to me awhile ago,” taehee smiles at this. “so i’ll continue to work hard with you guys as we wrap up filming,” yangyang finishes as he beams at her, the latter mirroring his expression. 

“you’re so cute, you know that, right?,” taehee coos as she focuses the camera to yangyang (who smiles shyly at the compliment), before placing herself back in frame. “i only got to play games with yangyang a few times because chenle invited me, but now that we’re all spending time together, i think yangyang’s a very cute dongsaeng.” at this, they both giggle and taehee raises her fist for a fist bump. “i know,” yangyang says as he bumps his fist against hers, taehee laughing at this cute ball of sunshine. 

song timber by pitbull (ft. ke$ha) 

[sinkix]

Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

[timothyjimothy74]

Smirk Part 1 - Matthew Tkachuk ft. Brady Tkachuk

A/N: Hi everyone! This is my first post and I’m pretty excited about it so please let me know what you think and if I should turn it into a series!

Summary: You run into the Tkachuk family in St. Louis and there is a lot of chirping.

Word Count: ~900

Y/N could not remember the last time she was this excited for anything. She moved back home to St. Louis after she graduated college about a month ago and surprisingly hadn’t gone to Ted Drewes once since she’d been back. She was saving it for a rainy day. 

And today seemed as rainy as ever—the Blues had just been knocked out of the playoffs in the first round and she needed their famous frozen custard more than ever. She felt kind of lame going by herself, but her need for ice cream was greater than her fear of looking weird.

Y/N was so excited that she almost didn’t notice the entire royal family of St. Louis standing a few people in front of her in line. But that curly mop of hair was enough to draw her out of her daydream about the cookie dough she would soon be having. She could recognize those curls anywhere. When she wasn’t cheering on the Blues, she was cheering for former Blues players and the kids in the NHL from St. Louis. And here were two of them right in front of her. And Big Walt was with them.

She started to panic a little. She desperately wanted to talk to them, even if it was just for a brief hello, but she certainly didn’t want to be the kind of fan that interrupted them eating.

“Hi ma’am. Welcome to Ted Drewes. What can I get you today?” The worker had to ask a few times before it got Y/N’s attention.

“Oh hi, can I please have a medium twisted caramel? Thank you. Have a nice day!” Y/N said as she ordered.

She spotted the Tkachuks waiting for their ice cream and cautiously walked over to the table they were sitting at.

First making sure she wasn’t interrupting any conversation, she slowly started talking. “Hi guys, I’m Y/N. I’m sorry to interrupt you, I just had to come over and tell you guys that I’m a big fan.” She turned to just Matthew and Brady and said, “I hope we get to watch you guys win the Cup next.”

Walt was the first one to respond, “Thank you so much for the support. It means a lot to us.” He smiled, looking like he genuinely meant every word. Brady nodded and started to thank her as well before Matthew spoke over him.

“So, if you’re a fan of all us, which one of us do you think is the best player?” He smirked, looking as full of himself as he did on the ice.

There was zero hesitation when Y/N replied, “It’s Keith, no question. Talk to me if you ever score 500 goals and 1,000 points.” Y/N smirked right back at Matthew.

The three of them laughed, but no one laughed quite as hard as Walt. “I’ve been trying to tell them that for years, but they won’t listen to me. Would you like to sit with us, Y/N?”

“Sure, as long as it’s okay with you guys,” Y/N said, looking at Matthew and Brady, who both nodded their heads.

She sat down between Brady and Walt and across from Matthew. One of the workers at the counter called out that four ice creams were ready and Brady went to get them.

“This one yours, Y/N?” he asked, holding up hers.

“Yes, thank you,” Y/N replied.

“You only got a medium? Seriously?” Matthew asked, partly appalled that Y/N hadn’t gotten an extra-large like the three of them and partly just trying to be a pest.

“I’m not trying to get a huge barrel like you three,” Y/N replied, smirking at him again from across the table.

Again, everyone laughed, but this time Walt snorted. “You are a way better chirper than Matthew, Y/N. Do you want to replace him as my child?”

Brady was quick to chime in, “Yeah, sorry Matt, you’re getting voted off the island. I like Y/N much better.” Brady and Walt laughed again and Y/N joined in.

Matthew ignored his dad and his brother’s jokes and made eye contact with Y/N. He looked at her for a long time and then smiled. Y/N smiled back briefly, but quickly looked away because she was afraid to come off weird or creepy.

They all sat and ate their ice cream peacefully for a few minutes. When they were finished, Walt asked if Y/N wanted to take a photo and she said yes, thankful that it seemed like Walt could read her mind.

They all stood up and Walt asked another customer to take their photo. Y/N gave them her phone and they all squeezed in together, put their arms around each other and smiled. Y/N was in the middle with Brady and Matthew on her left and Walt on her right. Y/N was very aware of Matthew’s arm around her waist and his glance in her direction. But the moment was over as soon as it started.

They separated and Y/N got her phone back and showed them the pictures.

“Make sure to tag us If you post one of those pictures. I have to follow my new sis,” Brady said and laughed.

“Yeah, I’m sure he’ll invite you to the next big family dinner instead of me,” Matthew chuckled.

“After how much she out-chirped you today, the least she deserves is a nice meal,” Walt snorted again. “It was nice meeting you, Y/N! Have a great day,” Walt said.

“Bye, Y/N!” Matthew and Brady said in unison as all three turned and walked back to their car. Matthew turned around and smirked at her again before waving. She was beginning to really like that smirk.

Part Two

[planetjisungie]

hot dog- n.jm

characters; hufflepuff! jaemin x ravenclaw! reader ft. slytherin! haechan, gryffindor! mark and a surprise hufflepuff guest

summary; jaemin practices a transfiguration spell on a pencil that goes slightly wrong. okay, maybe very wrong.

an; 😭😭 I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS YOU SHOULD ALL BLAME @thenctaddict FOR THIS SHE GAVE ME THE PLOT BECAUSE ORIGINALLY IT WAS SLYTHERIN JAEMIN AND HE WAS GONNA BE A BULLY AND SHZ STRONGLY OPPOSED and im writing this as a bullet point bc for the sake of my sanity

sigh okay so you are super smart ravenclaw™️

like definition of a ravenclaw, a lot of the yonger years looked up to you and came to you if they needed help

your best subject just so happened to be transfiguration

took me a while to spell that one

jaemin was hufflepuff™️

he was also terrible at transfigurations

so when the new year started, you two shared transfigurations class (im starting to get real tired of the word transfigurations)

and you happened to be sat right across from eachother

your best friend eunji sat next to you, she was also hufflepuff™️ super cute wbk

halfway into the lesson you could already see sir na struggling

not that you were staring at him or anything

okay maybe you were

but like no one else had to know that

but its not like you were the only clown in the room staring at someone

eunji sis we see you staring at mark

coincidentally mark sat next to jaemin

thats so iconic omg

anyways the lesson finished and you did good, as always, miss ravenclaw

no need to flex bro

jaemins just sat next to mark with his jaw slack like

"yo how can y/n get this shit?"

"maybe if you stopped daydreaming about her and listened you could pass"

so THAT was why jaemin was failing transfigurations (god help me)

HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM I LEFT IN THE FRIDGE

okay so you leave the room to get to lunch with eunji

so you sit down at the ravenclaw table next to your best-ravenclaw-smart-friend renjun

normal lunchtime shit

him choking you for pointing out his obvious crush on the gryffindor girl

but like i said YOU AINT ANY BETTER SIS

like,, oh jaemin has a hair out of place today?

his tie seems a little longer than usual

his shoe laces are uneven

you stare at him THAT much

its a problem and you should fix it

just fucking talk to him

"y/n can you grab my notes from my desk please?"

eunji and her forgetful ass forgetting her herbology notes yet again

this is the 3rd time in the last 2 weeks

eunji get your act together

so you walk to the hufflepuff common room, tapping the correct barrel to get in seeing as you go there so much (you may as well be a hufflepuff (huffleclaw?ravenpuff?))

and would you look at that

literally about ten minutes beforehand jaemin left lunch early to practice the transfiguration spell so he could impress you

bad idea™️

so he lifted his lil wand (my new rapper name) ready to start casting the spell

he was gonna turn a pencil into a macaroni hot dog (oh my)

because?? he wanted to provide for you??

just let the poor cute boy make you a hot dog

your fine ass opens the door just before he finishes the spell

jaemin turns towards you in shock, and horror

you freeze up because why the fuck is he casting a spell at lunch

then there was some sparkly mist idk it smelt like food (yum)

and jaemin panicked

because you disappeared

well you didnt

you were just laying on the floor: in hotdog form

jaemin was HORRIFIED part 2

he nearly screamed and went to go pick you up

"y/n?! can you hear me?! im so sorry!"

rip he thinks all his chances with you are gone

but youre whipped

can you even have consciousness as a hotdog?

this is my blog so we say yes

wtf™️

why are you so small and why the fuck does it reek of macaroni???

also YOU CANT MOVE

scary

but jaemins beautiful face is right in front of you

you cant speak tho because hot dogs dont have mouths sorry science says NO SIR

so you’re literally wondering what the fuck is happening

jaemin is still freaking out

our good friend, slytherin haechan opens the door to the hufflepuff common room

first thing he sees is jaemin? screaming at a hotdog?

"bro what are you doing?"

"this is y/n!"

"...jaemin thats a hotdog"

"NO Y/N IS THE HOTDOG"

panicked af part 2

but hes also slightly amused

so the duo run out of the common room to get help

because you cant stay as a hotdog forever or ? youll go mouldy ? dont know how this works but we move

"mark! eunji!"

so thats why eunji couldnt get her notes

little rat

"jaemin why are you carrying a hotdog?"

i never want to eat a hotdog again

"this is y/n"

"jaemin i know youre whipped for y/n but naming a hotdog after her is a little far

exposed™️

jaemin doesnt know you can hear this

if a hotdog could blush it would be bright red

"no, mark he turned y/n into a hotdog" haechan saved the day by explaining

so the gang spend the rest of the day skipping classes in the library looking for a spell to fix you (by coldplay)

ironic

strangely no one questions the hotdog being preciously carried by jaemin and not even being eaten

apart from renjun

man strolls into the library like the dedicated ravenclaw he is

"what the fuck is happening?"

"jaemin turned y/n into a hotdog" thanks eunji for explaining clearly

panicking part 3

this is getting kinda long wow

the gang finally find a spell with renjuns help

hes a dang godsend

thank lords for giving us a huang renjun

and so jaemin goes to perform the spell

this idea is quickly refuted and mark slams a hand over his mouth

"let me do it, youve already done enough damage to the poor girl"

fair enough

jaemin stands back

mark turns you back into your lil pretty perfect self

thank FUCK

"im human?? IM HUMAN" you smile widely because you know

no longer an edible, perishable item slathered in cheesy pasta

"y/n im so sorry, if theres anything i can do to make up for that"

hmm 😏

"take me on a date"

boom, now jaemin is the edible, perishable item

tomato

and kids, well thats how mum met dad

the end

[kpopchangedme]

The Wingman | Jae

Jae’s late for pick-up at the daycare center and he worries his favourite teacher hates him now... That is, until his son accidentally saves the day.

Protagonists: Park Jaehyung & You (ft. his 4 yo son)

Word Count: 2k

Genre: SFW - Romance - Single Dad - [Drabble 2k]

Prompt: “That’s... Not mine?”

Requested by: @noona-clock, I hope you love this :D

DAY6 | M.list

As soon as his car comes to a halt in the empty parking lot, Jaehyung jumps to run in direction of the rainbow entrance. The gray commercial building, probably dating back to the 60s, would be as boring as it gets if it weren’t from said colourful door. Without slowing down, he pushes in, not even bothering to put on the designed slippers after kicking off his shoes. 

“Bongbong?” He calls in the now empty place, breathless.

“Ahoy, Mr. Park,” you greet, emerging from the office and waving both of your hands his way.

You’re wearing an unusual accessory tonight; a black eyepatch over your right eye and he frowns in worry. Did you hurt yourself? Jae feels even worse now that he sees you’re here. You’re the new daycare teacher, and he finds you adorable. Of course, you’re the one who got stuck here with Jaebong because of him. As if reading his mind, you turn to look at the time on the digital clock above the playground. 7:15PM; it beams, taunting Jae. Ok, he’s never been this late for pick-up before, it’s bad. It’s a Friday night and he’s sure someone like you has better things to do than care for someone else’s son after-hours. You must hate him now.

He rubs his nape nervously. “Hum, it’s just Jae, actually.” It’s overly awkward being called by his last name since you’re around his age. 

“Ahoy, Mr. Just-Jae.” You repeat, smile widening, and he finds himself staring, at a loss of words. What’s with the ‘ahoys’ and the eyepatch? “Your son is around, here somewhere, but you’ll have to fight him first.” 

“I’m sorry to be so late,” confused, he takes a few steps inside the playroom, “I wasn’t supposed to be the o–” 

“ARGH!” A high-pitched scream interrupts his excuses at the same time as something stings his right thigh. “All aboard!” When he looks down, Jae finds his son with a plastic cutlass and a way too large black pirate hat on. He’s standing inside a toy box where he was most probably hiding, waiting to ambush his father.

Oh… That is what’s going on with your eyepatch. The young boy is frowning threateningly, brows furrowed in a grimace mimicking disgust. He’s wearing eyeliner, and large lines are drawn across his face from the same pencil. What is probably meant to be a beard is traced on his chin, and a very impressing mustache is stretching on both sides of Bongbong’s mouth, ending up in curls on his cheeks. Someone should give you a raise for your imaginative makeup skills.

“There he is!” You say, pointing although it’s not obvious already. “Beware!”

“Jesus,” Jae mutters, struggling not to laugh too at this most unexpected sigh. Ultimately he decides to play along: “But... That’s… Not mine?”

“W-Wait what?” He raises his head in time to witness doubt and panic twist your soft features.

“My 4 years old had a lot less facial hair this morning...” He explains, making you laugh in relief. Jae grins, proud of himself, you’re even prettier when you’re laughing at his jokes. “That isn’t my son,” he points to the fierce pirate at his feet.

“I’m sorry, it’s nothing a little soap won’t wash away. We might have taken it a bit too far playin–”

“PIRATES!” Jaebong yells, slashing his leg once more, and this time Jae kneels at the hit, acting wounded. “I am Cap’n Bong, and I give no quarter!” Bongbong squeals when his father counterattacks, caging him for a tickle war. Losing, the boy laughs until he’s practically panting, struggling to say something Jae doesn’t quite catch. When he’s released, he repeats himself awfully serious; “You’re not mommy...”

Instantly, Jae’s smile straightens, remembering the reason why he’s so late. He wasn’t the one supposed to pick his son up at the daycare in the first place. His ex was supposed to spend the long weekend with him, but she called at the last minute saying something came up at work. Jaehyung had to cancel his plans and drop everything. He could’ve called his own family to help, but he didn’t want to burden them�� Or for his mother to rant about his ex in front of his son.

“Mommy couldn’t fly back from Japan for the weekend... It’ll be just you and me, little buddy.” Jae glances your way, apologetic for the both of you. “I’m so sorry, daddy came straight from practice as soon as he knew.”

“That’s okay,” the little boy says sternly, dropping his pirate act altogether. He walks away to get rid of his toys and Jae groans, burying his face in hands, disheartened.

He wishes Bongbong wouldn’t be so calm about all this. He’s so used to being let down by people in his life all the damn time, already familiar with rejection. He’s only a child, he should get angry and cry, instead he just takes everything calmly. Jaehyung must damage control every time she screws up. All of this is eventually going to blow up.

“Is your wife away on a business trip?” You innocently ask, voice neutral. Jae notices you’re holding your purse and keys, ready to go out… With the eyepatch. Maybe you really hurt yourself and it wasn’t all for your brief pirating stunt.

“Um, yes... But she’s n–”

“Mommy isn’t daddy’s wifeeee!” Bongbong comes back trotting, grimacing at the apparently unthinkable, “EWWww!”

Your brows shoot up in surprise and Jae makes a weird sound, halfway between a snort and a chuckle at his theatrical ways. He totally got that from his side. “Oh, I’m sorr–”

“It’s alright. We’ve been separated for a long time.” He interrupts to reassure you, eager to move on. “It’s just us; the dream team.” Grabbing his son’s tiny hand, Jae pulls him towards the exit and begins to help putting on his shoes. “Let’s go, little buddy. Your teacher seems to have plans and we’re really lat–”

“I can!” Bongbong whines, snatching away the pricey Nike Air Max his uncle Younghyun got him. Nowadays, he hates whenever someone tries to help, but his father keeps forgetting. “That’s not true. Teacher doesn’t even have a boyfriend!”

Jaehyung bites down his lip as he slips on his own shoes, avoiding looking straight your way. You clear your throat, embarrassed. If Bongbong could score a (partially) toothless 4 years old ‘girlfriend’ on his first day of daycare... Jae is sure a grown woman like you has no problem finding a date on Friday night. Probably with a good man who isn’t a mess, and who doesn’t have to adapt his schedule around his young kid all the damn time. 

“Girls don’t need boyfriends to have plans, Park Jaebong.” You fake-scold, ruffling the little boy’s hair, but he’s too concentrated on the Velcro tapes of his shoes to mind. Jae feels himself go all mushy at the sight. “But he’s right,” you add, clearly for the older Park, “I don’t have any...” As soon as you realise what you just said, your eyes round in dismay. “Plans, I m-mean, not a boyfriend! Euh, I’m not in a hurry… So, you can take your time, it’s really no trouble. As long as you come to pick him up, I’m fine.” Jae’s blood rushes to his brain as his heart begins to beat faster. You’re flustered, but he’s not sure why. Surely it has little to do with him. “But I don’t have one either… A boyfriend I mean…” His mouth opens in confusion at your clarification. “Nevermind, forget I said that.” You hurry to add, wincing before running a hand in your hair to mask your uneasiness. Jae breathes out, trying to make sense of the last 30 seconds. That was unnecessary right? You didn’t have to share that personal information with him.

“Do I get to have ice cream now?” Bongbong asks dryly, totally ignoring the general atmosphere between you two grown-ups. He stands back up to slide his hand into his father’s. Jae is thankful for the distraction, since he has no idea what to do with himself after what you said. The little boy turns to you to explain; “When mommy doesn’t make it, I get ice cream.” 

“Yes.” Jae replies softly, somewhat ashamed to be exposed for bribing his son with sweets. “Anything you want.”

“Double chocolate.” Bongbong says without hesitation when his father holds the door for everyone to get out. 

“Sure, double chocolate,” Jae agrees while you’re locking the daycare doors, “with chocolate sauce...”

“Yeaaaah!” His kid grins pleased with that small win. “Teacher, which flavour do you want?” Jae, who was starting to walk for his car, stops, suddenly frozen still. It seems his son misunderstood since you’re all leaving at the same time, “Buddy, I don’t think–”

“Daddy always eats cookie dough with chips in it…” Bongbong pulls his tongue out, unbothered. “No good!”

“Really?” You laugh and Jaehyung smiles despite himself, gazing at you a little too long. At least until he feels his face warm up, and he has to look elsewhere. You still haven’t moved to get to your own car. Should they walk you, or would that be too weird? “Strawberry ice cream is my favourite.” 

Bongbong’s whole face lights up and he offers you a thumbs up, approving. “Can teacher come with us, daddy? Pleaaaaase…” 

His son tugs at his hand, pleading, and Jae simply stares in awe. He didn’t expect this opportunity at all. “I, euh, I don’t know...” Jaebong’s got game. No wonder he’s the one with a girlfriend. “Do you want to join us for ice cream, Teacher y/n?” He risks, smiling dumbly when he says your actual name. Jae waits for your answer, heart racing as you toy with your keys. Shit, you’re hesitating. You’re probably weirded out by him even asking you that. Shit. Shit. He feels lightheaded, he’s about to make a joke to get out of it.

After an eternity, you choose to smile back, saying softly; “I never say no to ice cream, Mr Park.” Immediately, Bongbong cheers, starting to run for his father’s car without waiting for you two. 

Breathless, Jae hovers, dancing from one foot to the other; “It’s just Jae actually.”

“Jae.” You try, and a shiver runs down his spine. “I’m just y/n.”

“That’s settled then.” He tries to stop smiling by biting his lower lip, but he fails. “There’s only one more thing, y/n…”

“What?” You ask, obviously nervous as you both start walking to join Jaebong. 

“It’s not that I mind,” Jae inhales sharply, “But… Did you hurt your eye or–” You gasp in horror, realising something. “Oh my God!” Taking the pirate eyepatch off too fast, you get the elastic entangled in your hair. “That’s so embarrassing…” you groan, wincing. It must hurt when you pull at it, but in your panic, you don’t seem to mind at all. 

“It’s nothing,” Jae chuckles, choosing to ease you by making fun of himself, “imagine needing your 4-year-old to help you ask–”

“DADDYYYY!” Bongbong interrupts loudly, tugging at the car’s back door in repetition. “IT’S LOCKED!” He ruins the moment. “OPEEEN!”

Jae shuts his eyes, dispirited, and you burst out laughing, bringing a hand to cover your mouth. When you’re done, you roll your eyes at him and he shrugs, unlocking the doors with his remote. Perhaps Bongbong is still a bit too young to have reached his full potential as a wingman after all. One thing is sure though, thanks to him you’re getting ice cream together…

And it sounds like a much more promising Friday night than what Jae could’ve ever hoped for.

DAY6 | M.list

[42wallaby-way-sydney]

The OCs: Honor Alvarez

quick lil’ snippet of a ficlet for Domestic AU staring @gangstertogangster​;s absolutely fantastic oc, Miss Honor Alvarez!

Harlem, New York  March, 2031

Honor hummed along as Nicki Minaj’s singing coursed through the air.

“Pass me the eggs, Rich,” she said more than asked and gesturing lazily towards the end of the counter where she’d placed the egg carton before they’d begun their baking.

She and Richard were in the middle of baking well over three dozen cookies; chocolate chip, peanut butter fudge, and a classic sugar cookie with a Hershey’s kiss right smack dab in the middle. 

Richard handed her the eggs, spoon full of peanut butter fudge batter not being taken from his mouth.

He watched her sing and dance in spot as she stirred the eggs into the batter of sugar cookie dough. Honor only baked like this when she was either nervous, happy, or upset. And judging by her dancing, he was willing to bet all of his dad’s money on her being happy.

“Yo no sé que te dijeron, pero amores yo no ando buscando,” Honor sang, swinging her hips slightly. “Ando suelta, yo no necesito ni siquiera tu billetera.” She snapped her fingers then continued to stir the batter. 

Richard hummed along as Becky G’s voice replaced Nicki’s. He raised an eyebrow, just watching his best friend. 

Honor was very happy. Raybans with neon green lenses perched on her head like a headband. Hips swaying. Singing along to her playlist with the brightest grin he’d probably ever seen on her face.

“Okay, what’s got you all happy?” Richard asked, a friendly smirk on his face. He dipped the spoon back into the bowl of peanut butter fudge batter and tried to scoop the last of it onto his spoon.

Honor shrugged. “I’m just happy.” 

Richard snorted, spoon placed in his mouth once more. 

Honor rolled her eyes but never lost her smile. “Alright... I’m excited for my date tomorrow.”

Richard grinned and tossed his spoon into the sink. “Yeah? Where you taking Lou?”

“This art museum --”

“Gay!” Richard teased, laughing when she just rolled her eyes at him.

“Keep it up and you won’t get to lick the spoons anymore.” 

As expected, Richard made a zipping gesture over his mouth. He winked at her when she just rolled her eyes once more.

“Then I’m thinkin’ bout taking her to this sandwich deli. It’s a little hole in the wall type diner but I heard they’re pretty well known for their po boy sandwiches. Mm, hand me the next cookie sheet.” 

Richard nodded in understanding; everyone knew that Lucy loved sandwiches. He handed her the last cookie sheet and watched as she sprayed it with oil and rolled up the cookie dough into perfect spheres before placing them onto the sheet.

Richard frowned as he took in the two cookie sheets of already baked cookies as Honor popped the sugar cookies into the oven. “Uh, Honor, what are you going to do with all these cookies?”

Honor frowned as she closed the oven and took in the full amount of cookies that she’d made. Truth be told this wasn’t the worse she’d done before. There had been one time where she’d baked two cookies and a batch of brownies and made her own icing for her cakes. Three batches of cookies really wasn’t that bad.

She shrugged.

And as if he’d been summoned, perhaps he just smelled the cookies, Honor’s father walked into the kitchen, sniffing the air and humming in pleasure. 

“What kind of cookies did you make, baby?” 

“Chocolate chip, peanut butter fudge, and sugar cookies.”

Shades nodded in approval, looking at the chocolate chip in longing but knowing better than just to reach other and steal one. Honor took after her mother and had no patience for his impatience when it came to her baking. He had to wait just like everyone else. But he got the first cookie. So it was worth the wait.

Or so he tried to tell himself in order to remain patient.

Rather than focus on his want for cookies, Shades shot a scowl over to Richard who was leaning far too comfortably on the counter. “Fisk.”

Richard nodded and gave him a charming grin. “Mr. Alvarez, how’re you doing?” He asked respectfully.

Shades just scowled even more and didn’t bother gifting Richard with a response. Instead he pressed a quick kiss to his daughter’s head and left the kitchen.

Richard and Honor shared a look as her father left them to their own devices but quickly broke down in giggles.

“Your dad still hates me.”

“I know!”

“It’s been ten years!”

“I know!” Honor squealed between her giggles. “He still thinks that one day you’re gonna try and date me!”

Both shook their heads. 

Honor went back to humming and singing along to the music as she began to clean the kitchen, Richard putting the eggs, butter, and milk into the fridge.

Playlist:

Tusa by Karol G and Nicki Minaj

La Repuesta by Becky G ft. Maluma

Criminal by Natti Natasha ft. Ozuna

[causeimasinger]

can you do 20 & 9 for the way i love you thing pleaseeee? i love the way you write you're so talented

first of all thank you so much, that’s so sweet! i’m going to do a hc for 9 and then in a separate post write a drabble for 20! here’s 9: when baking chocolate chip cookies

they’re like sixteen and it’s summer break and they’re just BORED

it’s too hot to go to the barrens, and eddie has refused to swim in the quarry all summer ever since he found out the other losers had been peeing in it all these years

they don’t have enough money to go buy any food but they manage to find some chocolate chip cookie dough in richie’s freezer

eddie checks the date and makes sure they haven’t expired while richie just grabs a baking sheet and starts preheating the oven

“jesus richie, what if these had been like three years old?”

“i still woulda eaten em, eds”

“don’t you know what’s in cookie dough?! you would’ve been eating three year old eggs and milk!”

richie just rolls his eyes and says “yes dad”

eddie huffs

then richie grins and swoops in to kiss eddie on the cheek

eddie groans and shoves at richie before wiping at the wetness on his cheek, ignoring the heat he suddenly felt rising to his face and the way his heart was suddenly pounding

as had been happening lately

eddie just told his body to calm down, chill out, it’s just richie

his body, for the last six months or so, since richie had hit a ridiculous growth spurt and shot up like a weed to a full 6 ft tall, had not been listening to his brain’s admonitions 

next thing eddie knows, richie has spread the cookie dough out on the baking sheet in one giant circle

“richie what”

“it’ll be one big giant cookie!”

“it’ll never cook all the way through!”

richie sighs

eddie swears this boy is going to eventually drive him out of his fucking mind

so they start separating the dough into smaller cookies, though eddie notices richie’s are still much larger than normal cookies should be

and then he sees richie pull off a piece of dough and pop it into his mouth

“RICHIE” he squeals, eyes wide

richie just stares blankly at him, chews for a moment, then swallows. “what?”

“YOU CAN’T EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH!”

richie looks nonplussed. “why not”

“SALMONELLA!!!!”

richie just rolls his eyes. “no one’s ever gotten salmon-yellow from eating cookie dough, eds”

eddie doesn’t know where to begin with that sentence

“if you die i’m not going to your funeral”

“please” richie laughs. “you’d plan it down the last detail and then spend the whole time crying because you looooove me”

richies grinning and tickling eddie’s sides now. eddie shrieks and shoves at richie’s hands, but finds himself not actually trying to push him away

“i do not” eddie says finally, out of breath from richie’s tickle attack

“don’t what?” richie asks, seeming to have forgotten the actual reason for the tickle attack

eddie can’t find it in himself to outright say “i don’t love you”

because it’s mean. and it’s not even true, eddie’s just stubborn as shit. and he doesn’t like being open about his feelings. especially with richie. he’s always scared everything is a joke to richie, and he doesn’t want his innermost thoughts and emotions to get turned into a punchline

but then richie’s face falls, and eddie sees the moment he remembers what the last thing he’d said had been

“wait.. you don’t? seriously?”

eddie isn’t sure he’s seen richie look so crestfallen so suddenly before, so he takes a deep breath

“of course i do, idiot” he says, and richie’s eyes light up a little bit, and he feels his cheeks heating up again, and he feels like his insides are on display so he tacks on, “you’re my best friend”

and the light in richie’s eyes dims a little bit. but he pastes on a smile and wraps an arm around eddie’s neck to pull him into a headlock and rub his knuckle into eddie’s scalp

and the small moment.. it’s not forgotten, but it’s glossed over. at least until that night, when eddie lies in bed and replays the entire thing in his head over and over and over, wondering what the look in richie’s eyes meant

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all :~)

0: Height

like 5 ft or so!

1: Age

im 19!!

2: Shoe size

rly small 5 or 6 i think!

3: Do you smoke?

nope !!

4: Do you drink?

yep!!

5: Do you take drugs?

perscription?? asdfa

6: Age you get mistaken for

ppl usually think im around the age i am

7: Have tattoos?

nope!!

8: Want any tattoos?

in theory but im rly indecisive adfasd

9: Got any piercings?

my ears??

10: Want any piercings?

not rly!!

11: Best friend?

U!!!!!!!

12: Relationship status

single!

13: Biggest turn ons

a WHAT

14: Biggest turn offs

a WHO

15: Favorite movie

i rly love princess bride and moana and also the twilight series adadf

16: I’ll love you if...

u r remotely nice 2 me at all asdfasdf

17: Someone you miss

my CATSSS

18: Most traumatic experience

real trauma hours here on tumblr.com!!!!!! (how abt we dont talk abt this asdfas)

19: A fact about your personality

my WHAT??? im rly ... annoying ddsdfdsa

20: What I hate most about myself

the fact im so annoying.............. god

21: What I love most about myself

oh im rly cute!

22: What I want to be when I get older

alive?? maybe??? financially stable?? 

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

my sibs r cute but i never see them !!!!!!

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

Love my mom!!!!!!!!!! love her!!!!!! my dad???????? hes a cool dude ?

25: My idea of a perfect date

one in which my gay ass doesnt clam up at the thought of flirting (impossible)

26: My biggest pet peeves

when ppl dont clear out the lint traps in the dryer in the laundry room >:(

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

god shes so pretty...... im a lesbian?

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

OH WOW uhhhh rly awful, rly manipulative, makes evryth about themselves, the worst person on earth

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

one time i told my friend i liked her shirt she wore on a date but i rly didnt :(

30: What I hate the most about work/school

uhh im tired! always!

31: What my last text message says

“oooooooooo” lmao

32: What words upset me the most

“we have no potatoes left” - the tim hortons employee on campus 2 me every DAY

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

“ur gay!”

34: What I find attractive in women

uhhhhhhh i dont? know

35: What I find attractive in men

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

36: Where I would like to live

vancouver!!!!!!!

37: One of my insecurities

my rly bad memory tbh

38: My childhood career choice

i dont,,........... rmr my childhood asfasdf i genuinely have no idea

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

COOKIE DOUGH FUCK

40: Who I wish I could be

me but richer and hotter

41: Where I want to be right now

in my bed :/

42: The last thing I ate

popcorn!!!!!

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

my damn self

44: A random fact about anything

im gay.